T-Rex: One day little Timmy got one wish from a genie. But we don't care about him anymore because his wish was that all the fast food chains got turned into 18-year-old girls!
T-Rex: Hah hah! That's WAY more interesting!!
T-Rex: So joining Annie McDonald's at Highcal High is June "the Whopper" King, the tall Jane Silver (who passes as a man and uses the pseudonym "John" due to sexisms), The Taco Belle, Wendy (this one was easy), and Kitty Fran Cooper, who goes by -
Dromiceiomimus: KFC! Like the place where they'll fry up a dead chicken for you!
T-Rex: PRECISELY.
Utahraptor: And they fight crime??
T-Rex: What? No, they're students.
T-Rex: I like it though. Huh, maybe they DO fight crime! And their base could be in a... SUBWAY??
Utahraptor: Or in a... WHITE CASTLE??
T-Rex: Whoah that's way better
Narrator: LATER, T-REX GETS SERVED WITH SEVERAL COPYRIGHT AND TRADEMARK INFRINGEMENT LAWSUITS:
T-Rex: Man!!
T-Rex: It's only because I had some illegal thoughts, and then, I wrote down the illegal thoughts
