T-Rex: Sadism is when you get pleasure inflicting pain on or humiliating someone else! It's a sex thing!!

T-Rex: And it's named after the Marquis de Sade!

T-Rex: This is AMAZING. We've been around for thousands of years but some guy comes along and HEY PRESTO: we've got a name for a sex thing that didn't exist before! He's been dead for generations and we're STILL talking about it.
T-Rex: Wow! He must really have been something in the bedroom, huh?

T-Rex: I'd love to have a sex thing named after me!
Utahraptor: Then don't just talk about it! DO IT.

T-Rex: Man, folks have been doing the sex to each other since FOREVER, and I'm supposed to come up with something new?
Utahraptor: Not necessarily! Your marquis didn't invent sadism, he just was SO into it that it became eponymous. Just pick a sex thing and talk it up 24/7!

Narrator: SOON:
T-Rex: Ladies! You can call me the Cloacademic! Care to join my... cloacademy?
Off panel: The cloaca is our shared digestive, urinary, and reproductive tract!
T-Rex: Obviously! That's the first thing you learn in cloacademia!!