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qwantz.com dinosaur comics - korean english student version

William G is in Korea, where he teaches English. Another good way to get yourself involved in lots of sexy adventures, I'm told! He, just recently, gave some of his students blank Dinosaur Comics printouts, and asked them to fill in the dialogue as an English exercise. Much like a similar process in Japan, the results are hilarious and surreal.

Thank you to Bill, and to all his students who worked on these comics! I've included text annotation in cases where the handwriting can be difficult. The one at the bottom is my favourite, not only because of the punchline, but because it's the first comic I've ever seen that includes a laugh track.

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1:
T-Rex: I'm alone
2:
T-Rex: Ah!!
3:
T-Rex: You very cute! Receive my heart, please.
Dromiceiomimus: No. You very ugly.
4:
T-Rex: I love you.
Utahraptor (in a bow): I love you.
5:
T-Rex: Go away!
Utahraptor (in a bow): I'm most beautiful in world (TRUE: most ugly in world)
6:
T-Rex: I very sad. I'm alone.

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1:
T-Rex: I'm very happy because I will meet my friend.
2:
T-Rex: So. I am going somewhere for seeing her.
3:
T-Rex: Oh. I find her please stop there. I'm running now
Dromiceiomimus: OK. I will wait you hurry up.
4:
T-Rex: Nice to meet you, me too. What's the knowing each other. Let's go restaurant for dinner.
5:
T-Rex: Follow this way and we talk about our life.
Utahraptor: Thanks, but I'm full I had a dinner already and I have another apointment.
6:
T-Rex: Oh it's too bad. Do you dislike me? OK. If you want. We want to meet again next time.

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