T-Rex: I like it when people say something like "For some reason, the lightbulbs fell off the counter".
T-Rex: It reassures us that we live in a logical universe where effect does not precede cause!!
T-Rex: We need more sayings that include stealth universal laws!
Dromiceiomimus: "As entropy cannot decrease in a closed system, I found a hole in my socks"?
T-Rex: "As objects in motion tend to remain in motion, I tripped down the stairs"?
Dromiceiomimus: "As every action has an equal and opposite reaction, I tripped down the stairs again, owie"?
Utahraptor: These are baby laws!
T-Rex: They took hundreds of years to figure out!
Utahraptor: They're still baby laws!
Utahraptor: I want an expression like "I burned my mouth on that friggn' pizza, thanks to 〚the integral form of Fourier's law〛!"
T-Rex: WHOAH!!
T-Rex: WHAT
T-Rex: THE HECK
T-Rex: IS GOING ON WITH YOUR MOUTH