T-Rex: Okay! So the average life expectancy is what - 81 years? That's pretty terrific. That's a good long time - 29585 days!

T-Rex: EACH OF THEM SUPER AWESOME, hopefully??

T-Rex: But MY awesome idea is this: a page-a-day calendar with 29585 pages on it! You tear off a page every day until you run out of pages, at which point you're either dead, or congrats, you beat the odds! Either way, it's a powerful image and reminder of our finite lives!
Dromiceiomimus: Especially since when you tear a page off, your calendar gets that much smaller.
T-Rex: And then you throw the page away! The symbolism: SO PERFECT.

Utahraptor: But you couldn't sell this, because most calendars would be starting and ending on different days!
T-Rex: Sure!

T-Rex: That's what custom print on demand is for! You get this printed up TODAY, Utahraptor, and you can have it tomorrow. TOMORROW.
Utahraptor: When it came, I'd have to throw away a good chunk of it for the days I've already lived.
T-Rex: I KNOW. IT'S SUCH A GREAT IDEA.

Narrator: SOON:
Off panel: T-Rex, I did some research and your calendar would easily cost upwards of ten thousand dollars to print.
T-Rex: *sigh*
T-Rex: FINE.
T-Rex: I GUESS I can print up a 2061 calendar and circle a day there for FREE