Sign: ASK PROFESSOR SCIENCE
T-Rex: Seriously though, only ask him about science stuff, okay?
T-Rex: Our first letter comes from Utahraptor!
T-Rex: Utahraptor writes, "Dear Professor Science: all electrons share the same properties, but we don't know any reason why this should be so. Could the fact that all electrons are identical be explained by them actually all being the EXACT SAME ELECTRON that's TRAVELLING THROUGH TIME, and we're just catching it in various positions in that journey?? PS: T-Rex rules"
T-Rex: Utahraptor, that is a CRAZY LETTER. PS: I liked the PS though.
Utahraptor: I didn't write that!
T-Rex: Um dude, says here you did!
Utahraptor: You're not holding anything. You MADE UP the letter because YOU had the crazy idea, and you're afraid of being called crazy so you attributed it to me, but you'd still like to know if your idea is actually possible.
T-Rex: We'll let the Professor decide that!!
Narrator: LATER: DISAPPOINTMENT REIGNS SUPREME
T-Rex: We have to come back during office hours
