T-Rex: I have led my life believing that people who write down cuss words have bad things happen to them.

T-Rex: And it has worked out really well so far!

T-Rex: When I saw someone writing a cuss, I would think "It's okay, that person will have troubles down the line because of that, and then they'll realize why, and then they'll know not to write down cusses anymore. They will have learnt their lesson." But I wrote down some cusses last night and nothing bad happened!
T-Rex: Nothing!

Utahraptor: Maybe it was the cusses you chose?
T-Rex: That's what I thought!

T-Rex: But after smaller cusses didn't take, I worked up to the bigger ones. And even they weren't doing anything! By the time it was time for bed, I was writing out things like "PROFESSOR CUNTBURGLAR" in my notebook, complete with doodled 3D effects!
Utahraptor: And still no response, huh? Weird!

T-Rex: I know! But then I realized there's probably a delay, so when a bunch of birds poop on my head later on this week I'm not going to wonder why.
T-Rex: Look for me, I'll be the guy shielding my head with one hand while shouting "Don't worry everyone! I deserve this!!"