T-Rex: Which guy just totally shredded his phone bill? Oh snap, looks like it was THIS guy!
T-Rex: I'm a dude with a shredder now, ladies!!
T-Rex: I paid my phone bill and then I shredded it, and then I shredded the envelope it came in, and then I wrote some secrets down and shredded THEM. I will never get tired of shredding things with my new shredder, Dromiceiomimus! I do hereby solemnly vow and affirm that I will be big into shredders until the day I die! I swear it!!
Dromiceiomimus: Okay
Utahraptor: Vows are meant to be saved for the big things, man!
T-Rex: This is big!
Utahraptor: No, this is you infatuated with a consumer-grade appliance. Vows are for when you get married, swear revenge on the death of a loved one, or become Batman! And even that is just a special case of the revenge one.
T-Rex: Not anymore, Utahraptor!! "I vow" is the new "I swear to God"!
Narrator: SOON:
T-Rex: Oh my God, this radio station sucks so bad!!
T-Rex: HOLY CRAP!
T-Rex: I VOW
T-Rex: THAT THERE CAN BE NONE SUCKIER
