T-Rex: Have you lied about liking a sport and now you're being called out on that lie? Okay. Lucky for you, it's

Narrator: HOW TO BLUFF YOUR WAY THROUGH EVERY CONVERSATION ABOUT SPORTS
T-Rex: ...Day!

T-Rex: Maybe that wasn't clear. It's "How to Bluff your Way Through Every Conversation About Sports DAY."
Dromiceiomimus: What's sports day? Why are we talking about it?
T-Rex: Right. Okay, this isn't going well; I think it's my fault. I am going to show how to bluff your way through sports conversations. Today has taken its name from this task.

Utahraptor: So T-Rex, let's talk about sports!
T-Rex: SUPER.

T-Rex: I'll start! The ref's been blind; I'll go on to say if one team got their act together, they could win it all.
Utahraptor: Ah, but I was referring to the sport of CHESS.
T-Rex: And I, my friend, was referring to the chess prodigy known only as "The Ref"!

T-Rex: He's been blinded recently. And he's a one-man team that prefers collective pronouns? I'm surprised you missed it; it was in all the papers.
T-Rex: So!
T-Rex: ...You still believe me when I'm talking to you, yes?

November 1st, 2010: Folks are getting their copies of Machine of Death in the mail! When you get yours, you can join our new MOD Facebook page and post pictures of you and your book and then SEE WHAT HAPPENS (generally the picture gets uploaded to the site and shared with other members).

Also: I've got a new mug! MY VERY FIRST. You will probably like it, especially if you liked this comic!

I'll go right out and say it. It is basically the perfect mug for you and yours. You heard it here first: on the internet.

One year ago today: spent a long time deciding whether to write "captain crunch cereal" or "cap'n crunch cereal", in the end wikipedia cast the deciding vote when it said that "captain crunch cereal" didn't actually exist, and that the cereal and the eponymous character go by the contraction exclusively. NOW U KNOW

– Ryan