Narrator: HANDY PHRASES FOR WHEN SOMEONE HAS JUST HAD A BABY
T-Rex: "Oh, how adorable!"

T-Rex: "To date, that's definitely the best baby I'VE ever seen!"

T-Rex: "Have you considered naming the baby after me? It's a great name! Ha ha, etc."
Dromiceiomimus: "My goodness, he or she has your smile!"
T-Rex: "Or other identifying trait!"
T-Rex and Dromiceiomimus: "Neaaaaaaaaat!"

Utahraptor: "I envy your fertile loins."
T-Rex: "They've really demonstrated the value of teamwork."

T-Rex: "I was never one to believe in love at first sight, but I confess: I love your child."
Utahraptor: "Not romantically, though."
T-Rex: "No, I will definitely not love your child romantically until it has reached the age of majority and provided explicit consent."

T-Rex: "Thank you for inviting me to share this moment with you today."