Narrator: HOW TO PASS FOR A HUMAN BEING
T-Rex: Human beings are complicated, but they're also actually not really that complicated. It's super easy to pass for one.
T-Rex: ...Which is great, because that's what you'll be doing for the next 13 cycles!
T-Rex: The most important tip is to invest in at least a Level 5 exoform: if you're going to pass for any extended period of time, the added comfort is definitely worth it. Be sure to show many human interests, such as in whether or not other humans like you, in images and stories of what other humans are doing or have done, and SOMETIMES, in getting naked and mixing genetic traits through gamete combination.
T-Rex: HOT.
Utahraptor: Also, be sure not to blow your cover!
T-Rex: Yes!
T-Rex: You'd risk undoing combined efforts sustained over 14 zettacycles. In an emergency, fake your own death and make it look like you died of something plausible, like "old age", or "suffocation".
Utahraptor: Yes. On account of how humans respirate!
Narrator: PRINT THIS COMIC OUT AND PUT IT IN YOUR WALLET! THAT WAY, WHEN YOU DIE, IT WILL BE TOTALLY AWESOME WHEN THE AUTHORITIES LOOK FOR ID AND FIND THIS COMIC AND *FREAK OUT*
Narrator: ASSUMING THEY STOP READING AT PANEL 5 ANYWAY
