T-Rex: Wait a second. Wait a second!
T-Rex: I've never bought a drink for a stranger in a bar!
T-Rex: Holy crap! How did I get THIS FAR in my life without doing that? How did I spend SO MUCH TIME ALIVE without ever sending a drink over, and when the bartender points me out to the recipient, smiling and tipping the brim of my hat, WHETHER I'M WEARING ONE OR NOT?
Dromiceiomimus: ...Wait, I've never had a drink bought FOR me by a stranger in a bar either!
Dromiceiomimus and T-Rex: Daaaang!
Utahraptor: Maybe it's not like in movies, though! Maybe it's kinda terrible.
T-Rex: Utahraptor, I appreciate what you're doing!
T-Rex: But it's clear you're just trying to cheer us up by acting like this isn't totally rad. How many times have you done it?
Utahraptor: Oh, I don't know - maybe seven sending and twelve receiving?
T-Rex: ...WHAT?!
T-Rex: Utahraptor! I thought I was cool with my good friends being more awesome than me, but I think right now I'd really prefer it if I were the most awesome.
T-Rex: I'm not sure what I'm asking here
T-Rex: Please just keep it in mind for now
