Narrator: T-REX HAS BECOME A RELATIONSHIP COUNSELLOR.
T-Rex: Yep!
T-Rex: It's not that hard, you guys!
T-Rex: Someone comes in and says "Boo hoo I have trouble with one or more of my RELATIONSHIPS", and what do I say? I say "How does that make you feel?" and they say "Sad" and I say "But talking about it makes you feel better, right?" and they say "A little, I guess" and I say "Excellent! CASE CLOSED."
T-Rex: When I say "Case closed" I make eye contact, take off my glasses, and dramatically slam closed the book I'm holding.
Utahraptor: You don't wear glasses!
T-Rex: I wear them when I'm a relationship counsellor, silly!
Utahraptor: This whole thing is so implausible! How did you suddenly become a counsellor? Where do your customers come from?
T-Rex: From bad relationships, obviously!
Utahraptor: HOW DO THEY HEAR ABOUT YOUR SERVICES?
T-Rex: VIA THEIR EARS, I WOULD IMAGINE??
T-Rex: 〚thinks〛 I am drumming up business for myself
