God: T-REX IF YOU COULD SAY ONE SENTENCE TO YOUR PAST SELF WHAT WOULD IT BE
T-Rex: Um - "What's shake-a-lakin', past dude?"
God: "WHAT'S SHAKE-A-LAKIN' PAST DUDE"
T-Rex: You put me on the spot!
T-Rex: I need time to think of what I'd say to my younger self. What would you say, Dromiceiomimus?
Dromiceiomimus: "Have confidence in this certainty: things will be alright."
T-Rex: Really? That's a little too after-school special for me and my past self.
Utahraptor: I'd say "sending messages through time is possible, and you'll live long enough to take advantage of it!"
T-Rex: Not bad!
T-Rex: But that's already implied by the medium itself. I suppose I could take advantage of the "one sentence" policy and compose the longest most complex sentence ever, and pour my heart into it.
Utahraptor: That works too!
T-Rex: But what to say? What to say?
God: ANYWAY THE REASON I ASKED IS THAT I'VE GOT A MESSAGE FROM YOUR FUTURE SELF
God: IT READS "TELL PAST ME THAT SAYING 'BONERS AHOY' IS STILL WAY HILARIOUS IN THE FUTURE"
T-Rex: Man!
T-Rex: BUT I WAS ALREADY ASSUMING THAT
