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confusing the Unsolved Mysteries theme song for the MacGyver theme song
that there's an Axe Cop wiki
that prostitute telling Kento she "just wants to be friends"
Flute Cop
Occam's GUN THAT SHOOTS CHAINSAWS COVERED IN HIV
Occam's pantacopt
cutting Axe Cop's head off
installing Linux on a dead badger
owl drugs
running backwards through that cornfield while naked
that, in a month, you will be moving to the philippines, and that means you won't be banned from the regret index anymore
that of all the changes to the pokemon franchise, the thing you can't get get behind are the changes to ash's hat
badger, I meant badger
installing Linux on a dead badget
downloading food off the Internet
having too much sex
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oinking cows
living presidents
finding a dead animal in your yard
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(1) running backwards through that cornfield while naked
(1) dating Jack Chick, then having a really nasty breakup and then him writing a really obvious Chick tract about the incident
(1) taking Kento to a Leafs game
(1) never having douched
(1) no, homo!
(2) being blown off
(1) blaming all of your virginity angst regrets on Kento, suicide, it's a suicide
(1) that at Waterloo, Napoleon did surrender
(1) buying gum
(1) that Superman basically only macks on chicks with two Ls as their initials
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watching The Hills (1.0000)
forgetting to reply to correspondence (1.0000)
trying to use ebay to gague how much an item is worth, but finding only "buy now" prices that range from fourteen to a hundred and thirty dollars (1.0000)
that your housemate is taking like a billion years to get out of the bathtub, and you really have to pee (1.0000)
Contemporary Christian Music (1.0000)
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breastfeeding (0.0000)
that for every n in N there is a finite sequence a subscript k, of which every member is in Z and is nonnegative, such that the product for i from one to m, where m is the length of the sequence, of p subscript i to the power of a subscript i equals n (0.0000)
randomly meeting people who fill your heart with glee (0.0000)
managing to resist the perverse curiosity to see TwoGirlsOneCup, so far (0.0000)
turtles (0.0000)
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taking the hugest dump (1319/0.8752)
not hooking up with Ryan (645/0.9174)
Kento (447/0.9955)
memorising every Star Trek episode (427/0.1296)
that it took Ryan like a year to get the Regret Index back up again (411/0.7370)
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