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the impossibility of trying to shop for obscure computer parts on a budget
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watching Jaylala wear Kento
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watching Jaylala vore Kento
the death of Tiahleigh Palmer
bottoming for the Walrus of Oz in Swallow the Yellow Brick Road VII
you need to spring for a pool
there's insufficient space in the shower for the animation to play
yeah, he WooHoos with Chris Lydon in the shower at least once a day, but I can't get the "Eiffel Tower" option to appear
you need to install the WooHoo Deviancy pack
that you made Kento in The Sims III and the only thing that seems to want to do is "Make Inappropriate Forum Post" which makes you suspect the game may be sentient
pruning the hedges to make the tree look bigger
That's So Rapin'
you are so rape
rape jokes
Ham Sandwich or whatever the fuck it was called
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the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
regrets about pony blowing (1.0000)
keeping Harry Mason alive through a whole game, only to have him go and get killed off in another game without you being able to do anything about it (1.0000)
your dyslexia flaring up (1.0000)
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cornholing Willie Mays (0.0000)
bellowing DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND (0.0000)
slamming your dick in the car door (0.0000)
twats (0.0000)
smashing a birdhouse with your flaccid dick (0.0000)
stealing that girl's bra from the communal laundry room (0.0000)
holding your boobs when you run down the stairs (0.0000)
Owen and Mzee (0.0000)
not eating out Kento (0.0000)
not voring Jaylala when you had the chance (0.0000)
tits (0.0000)
telling the Philippines authorities that Kento is a drug mule (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
licking Danish remoulade off of Chris Lydon's erect penis (0.0000)
teabagging Raymond Burr (0.0000)
having impure thoughts about a teenage Kimmie Gibbler (0.0000)
having Gordon Ramsay voice an orangutan who does nothing but masturbate and defecate (0.0000)
sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
pussy (0.0000)
arresting a king in his own palace (0.0000)
masturbating with your cut off hand (0.0000)
using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
brunettes (0.0000)
not being Kento (0.0000)
banging a Tim Burton heroine (0.0000)
stabbing Isabella Rossellini and ejaculating in the wound (0.0000)
having sex with a girl who looked a lot like Christina Ricci (0.0000)
The Curious Cans of Benjamin Buttocks (0.0000)
humping Jewel's bust (0.0000)
shaving Jewel's bush, meow (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
telling that girl in second grade who insisted that you were "the boss of her" to show you her vagina (0.0000)
turtles (0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (0.0004)
breasts (0.0135)
regret index greatest tits, Kento (0.0153)
buying multiple copies of the book "To Be or Not to Be" by the incredibly handsome New York Times bestselling author Ryan North (0.0161)
fisting Go Ikeda (0.0182)
slamming your dick in Jewel's boobs (0.0185)
saying no when you should have said yes (0.0217)
having a lesbian crush on Alex Dainis (0.0233)
dongs (0.0297)
staring at Bicoid Babe's ass seriously (0.0310)
Twin Long Rods #Two (0.0345)
asian racks (0.0357)
fisting Kevin Bacon at home (0.0370)
hating reality TV shows (0.0385)
sexy makeouts (0.0400)
going to the Sweatiest Ass in the World world premiere with Kento (0.0408)
being awesome (0.0410)
going slightly out of your way to step on that crunchy looking leaf (0.0433)
consistent pubic lice (0.0455)
dinosaurs (0.0466)
being the real deal (0.0526)
all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy (0.0541)
learning to play the xylophone (0.0543)
Allison Iraheta being voted off American Idol (0.0556)
how weird The Regret Index becomes at night (0.0556)
playing Dungeons & Dragons with Tim Duncan (0.0556)
being a nerd (0.0580)
drinking delicious lemonade and popping wheelies (0.0588)
all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy (0.0606)
demanding proof (0.0625)
managing to resist the perverse curiosity to see TwoGirlsOneCup, so far (0.0625)
building a castle out of the junk in a junkyard (0.0625)
this video (0.0667)
sleeping with that slim ugly huge breasted double D cup bucktoothed seventeen year old national merit scolar bikini model cellist goth, and by the way, screw you MB (0.0714)
having to wear glasses (0.0714)
really not regretting the number one four two eight at all (0.0714)
that Jewel has huge boobs, seriously (0.0714)
your love of eighties action movies (0.0727)
boobs (0.0746)
discovering webcomics (0.0769)
futurama (0.0769)
not wearing panties (0.0769)
sprinking chocolate chips on your beloved's breasts as you knead them (0.0769)
getting FOUR fish hooks stuck in your scrotum (0.0769)
boobs, vaginas, asses, and such (0.0769)
doing Harambe jokes eighteen months later (0.0769)
playing it loud (0.0769)
choosing Squirtle (0.0769)
playing Dungeons & Dragons with Tim Duncan (0.0769)
all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy (0.0811)
making a fort in your living room out of couch cushions (0.0816)
defending the bullied kid (0.0820)
all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy (0.0833)
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having beautiful breasts (0.0833)
soliciting a fourteen year old boy to pose for sexually explicit photographs (0.0833)
that wikipedia describes attending concerts as a "ritual" (0.0833)
disabling your crazy friend (0.0833)
that walruses, goats, and swans represent the Leviathan, Behemoth, and Ziz, respectively, of the regret index (0.0833)
not supporting the President (0.0833)
dinosaur comics (0.0833)
cuddling (0.0833)
"Allison Iraheta being voted off American Idol" being voted off the bottom regrets list (0.0833)
saying, "boners ahoy!" (0.0853)
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staying in college (0.0879)
sharing warm spiced cider with a loved one (0.0891)
nomming a hamburger (0.0909)
Squirtle (0.0909)
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making waffles (0.0909)
garlic (0.0909)
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Bicoid Babe (0.0909)
indulging your nerd side (0.0909)
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baking bread (0.0909)
kicking it old school (0.0926)
moving out of your parent's house (0.0941)
treehouses (0.0952)
all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy (0.0952)
fun times involving sushi (0.0959)
learning another language (0.0962)
not having seen Muriel's Wedding (0.0968)
publicly mocking Swine Flu (0.0970)
dromiceiomimus (0.0976)
butts (0.0982)
rocking out (0.0988)
less than three (0.1000)
sitting on the floor in second grade (0.1000)
growing up in a nonchurchgoing family (0.1000)
breastfeeding (0.1000)
drinking delicious lemonade (0.1014)
buying a Dinosaur Comics tshirt (0.1017)
sleeping naked (0.1026)
defending cream soda (0.1062)
the last time you drank (0.1071)
the very last thing you said (0.1071)
opening new cider (0.1077)
downloading music illegally (0.1111)
spending all weekend naked (0.1111)
that stuff getting eaten is inherently funny (0.1111)
following that white rabbit (0.1111)
the death of Margaret Hilda Thatcher (0.1111)
hugging a tree like a koala (0.1111)
kissing (0.1116)
becoming an atheist (0.1124)
getting into firefly (0.1126)
saying 'boners ahoy' (0.1127)
World War Two's ending in Allied victory (0.1129)
playing videogames while drunk (0.1132)
party party partying hard (0.1136)
eating raised bread (0.1154)
closing the door (0.1154)
boners (0.1156)
friendship (0.1167)
that rachel is back (0.1176)
making a little space for the cheese slices (0.1176)
the little wiggly things at the end of feet (0.1176)
spending an evening eating spicy cheetos, reading language log, and masturbating to nude photos of your ex from five years ago (0.1176)
drinking your first drink (0.1183)
putting punctuation in your comment (0.1184)
getting your hot cocoa on (0.1200)
skipping work to sit in the sun (0.1200)
accepting candy from strangers (0.1204)
starting over (0.1206)
the color of blood outside the body when one has iron based blood (0.1212)
thinking of rain (0.1212)
drinking a cold beer in the shower (0.1228)
breathing (0.1239)
hating family guy almost as soon as it was uncanceled (0.1250)
reading the book that changed everything (0.1250)
smoking weed (0.1266)
popping wheelies with the boys (0.1275)
winning (0.1287)
watching Mystery Science Theatre all night (0.1304)
that groove is in the heart (0.1304)
having sex at seventeen (0.1304)
vandalizing Wikipedia's chicken page that one time (0.1304)
ryan north (0.1308)
talking to strangers (0.1311)
not getting the chance to meet the Mets (0.1311)
free speech (0.1316)
voting (0.1324)
attempting to lucid dream (0.1333)
wondering what penguin would tase like (0.1333)
not installing Safari Three on all your computers yet (0.1333)
flushing that gallon of rotten shrimp down the toilet (0.1333)
Zooey Deschanel looks like a sandblasted Lucy Lawless (0.1333)
obama (0.1348)
qwantz (0.1356)
kissing her (0.1364)
making mud soup as a kid (0.1364)
holding hands (0.1364)
making out with that girl dressed as a French maid at that costume party (0.1364)
Voting for Barak Obama (0.1379)
being one of the very few people in your circle of friends to never really have the urge to smoke cigarettes (0.1389)
lasers (0.1395)
singing along (0.1395)
not wringing your parent's neck (0.1400)
not having kids (0.1408)
skipping the Harry Potter midnight release (0.1413)
ap classes (0.1413)
taking AP classes (0.1417)
having erotic fantasies about Bob Dylan (0.1429)
I don't know, always kind of liking narwhals yourself (0.1429)
not boning a donkey (0.1429)
polydactyl cats (0.1429)
that for every n in N there is a finite sequence a subscript k, of which every member is in Z and is nonnegative, such that the product for i from one to m, where m is the length of the sequence, of p subscript i to the power of a subscript i equals n (0.1429)
having impure thoughts about a teenage Winona Rider (0.1429)
sexy spaceships (0.1429)
spooning Kento's boobs (0.1429)
kicking everyone's butt (0.1429)
going to lunch (0.1429)
eating roast beef off of your own boobs (0.1429)
in jokes (0.1429)
being a rocker (0.1429)
going hog wild (0.1429)
paying for a whole seat but only using the edge (0.1429)
dropping your first truth and beauty bomb (0.1429)
What is this I don't even (0.1429)
putting your jeans and socks in one load (0.1429)
growing long hair (0.1453)
living abroad (0.1477)
not being pretentious enough (0.1481)
all those books you read (0.1481)
blowing raspberries (0.1500)
passing yourself off as royalty (0.1500)
eating vaguely european (0.1500)
accepting a lower paying but much less stressfull job (0.1505)
burning that motherfucker down (0.1515)
going to the gym (0.1524)
that you always liked Mike more than Joel (0.1538)
sneaking around in a cardboard box, Metal Gear style (0.1538)
that "bottom regrets" and "most voted regrets" are white while "add a new regret" "search regrets" "recent regrets" "top regrets" and "recent comments" are all in blue (0.1538)
wearing two socks (0.1538)
drinking champagne out of a chimp anus (0.1538)
deep throating Stephen Fry (0.1538)
physically assaulting that guy who can't even bother to tune in the easy listening station properly in his cubicle (0.1538)
The Middleman being cancelled (0.1538)
keeping on trucking (0.1538)
pie (0.1538)
trying that exotic food (0.1544)
memorising every Star Trek episode (0.1557)
keeping it real (0.1557)
loving Batman (0.1579)
getting drunk at a wedding (0.1579)
being the one kid in your nerd clique who instantly hated Return of the Jedi with a passion (0.1579)
that "avril lavigne" in Canadia is a line of spring fresh canuck bidets (0.1579)
having seen Star Wars all the through probably over a hundred times (0.1579)
breaking the law (0.1583)
learning an instrument (0.1587)
gay (0.1587)
having a power level of over NINE THOUSAND (0.1591)
Being born (0.1595)
losing your virginity (0.1600)
that you tend to give money to buskers or not depending on their talent (0.1600)
eating in a rad mood (0.1600)
spending an entire weekend in your pjs (0.1605)
wikipedia (0.1622)
the indescribable beauty of simplicity (0.1622)
being meat (0.1622)
eating bread (0.1622)
eating meat (0.1628)
playing Starfox Sixty Four (0.1647)
how many times you went back over the archive for Dinosaur comics (0.1648)
Pretending to be asleep to avoid talking (0.1649)
visiting this website (0.1656)
Getting into Miles Davis (0.1667)
refusing to accept the modern sense of "tweet" into your vocabulary (0.1667)
pudding (0.1667)
randomly meeting people who fill your heart with glee (0.1667)
christmas (0.1667)
having roast beef (0.1667)
busting myths (0.1667)
eating left handed (0.1667)
watching 'The Dark Knight' (0.1667)
eating her out (0.1667)
wondering if so many ladies turn to writing and reading smut because they crave porn but get turned off by the way it's made (0.1667)
always eating your skittles in prismatic order (0.1667)
sweetness (0.1667)
not eating goats for a living (0.1667)
cheese (0.1667)
questioning your sexuality (0.1667)
reading the regret index (0.1680)
being able to say 'when I was your age, pluto was a planet' (0.1695)
playing in traffic (0.1696)
being British (0.1698)
having a onesome (0.1717)
hugging a tree (0.1719)
listening to Wagner (0.1739)
dancing naked ALL DAY LONG (0.1739)
not kissing up to people, even if it's in your best interest to do so (0.1739)
wondering whether Kento, Document, Sarah, and Pseudonym have found the new regret index yet (0.1739)
not waxing your eyebrows in high school (0.1748)
that where we're going we don't need roads (0.1748)
preparing for the zombie apocalypse (0.1750)
a log cabin (0.1757)
staying up all night to watch the sun rise (0.1757)
putting on your robe and wizard hat (0.1765)
Garfield Minus Garfield (0.1765)
thinking of lettuce as just a delivery system for salad dressing (0.1765)
not meeting Emily Gray (0.1765)
eating a huge nerd (0.1765)
dessert (0.1765)
planning for the zombie attack (0.1765)
not being one of those women who instantly fawn over babies (0.1765)
getting a lick job from a trannie hooker in the dumpster behind Steak n Shake (0.1765)
loving lamp (0.1771)
having a crush on the Utahraptor (0.1773)
peanut butter (0.1778)
not switching to Geico (0.1786)
that Venn diagramming is your favorite type of diagramming (0.1786)
breaking bones while snowboarding (0.1786)
painting the bedroom a color other than white or offwhite (0.1789)
still knowing the lyrics to eighties pop songs (0.1795)
that the Index is back, and the old users are back, and it is amazing nostalgic times for all (0.1795)
bacon (0.1795)
simple english wikipedia (0.1818)
brownies (0.1818)
that, in a way, David Carradine's death from autoerotic asphyxiation could properly be termed "a fatal stroke" (0.1818)
sometimes squishing your own boobs just for the heck of it (0.1818)
that you wonder if rachel would be in your klan or hoard or guild or whatever when the pokemon mmorpg comes out (0.1818)
eating a huge marshmallow (0.1818)
camping (0.1818)
streaking (0.1818)
having jiggly boobs (0.1818)
not going to freecreditreport dot com (0.1818)
using the word "substitute" as a substitute for "replacement" (0.1818)
trying to convince someone you are their Tyler Durden (0.1818)
road trips (0.1818)
spending the Fourth in someone else's country (0.1818)
not really liking MMORPGs (0.1818)
pronouncing "Intelligentsia" with a hard G (0.1818)
bringing up your distaste for Disney music (0.1818)
recognizing the beauty of mathematics and logic (0.1818)
wondering whether a centaur foal would suckle from the human breasts or the horse teats underneath (0.1818)
drawing boobs (0.1818)
'buy one get one free' offers (0.1818)
fry (0.1826)
telling your parents you're an atheist (0.1833)
not living in Corvallis, Oregon (0.1835)
yelling "in bed" at the end of fortune cookie fortunes (0.1837)
drawing penises on the worksheet (0.1842)
having a huge weiner (0.1852)
being an alligator (0.1852)
having a huge internet crush on Kate Beaton (0.1852)
not knowing every ABBA song by heart, yet (0.1860)
being real and fantastic (0.1875)
not joining the military (0.1875)
wearing white after Labor Day (0.1875)
watching Captain Planet (0.1875)
feeling that Pepe is the cutes BYOB corner pet (0.1875)
foreplay (0.1875)
eating goat cheese (0.1875)
eating a butterfinger (0.1875)
iTunes somehow playing the same song around the same time every day despite being on shuffle (0.1875)
wanting to be under the sea, in an octopus's garden, in the shade (0.1875)
chocolate spread (0.1875)
living in the city (0.1875)
not knowing more about Anonymous (0.1875)
the metric system (0.1878)
giving that dorky, but really sweet guy a chance (0.1885)
dowloading that song (0.1887)
buying food for homeless people (0.1890)
being the cat's meow (0.1905)
hooking up words and phrases and clauses (0.1905)
being a meatatarian (0.1905)
that the sea is deep and full of mystery (0.1905)
taking boat (0.1905)
not actually being bitter or a nihilist (0.1905)
choosing cake instead of death (0.1905)
shooting Scott Temple (0.1905)
waiting most of the morning for the time to roll around when you can go to lunch at the most awesome hot dog place ever (0.1905)
neing a super freak super freak (0.1915)
bondage (0.1923)
not watching the movie Pontypool (0.1923)
being afraid of Americans (0.1923)
this picture (0.1923)
chrono trigger (0.1935)
milk (0.1935)
earning a PhD instead of an MD (0.1935)
clockwork (0.1935)
holding cats (0.1935)
learning new and interesting things about skin and blood (0.1935)
being in a rad mood (0.1935)
drawing a webcomic (0.1947)
reading pictures for sad children (0.1951)
saving up some money (0.1951)
going to college (0.1951)
not seeing Nicolas Cage after seeing Face Off (0.1951)
choosing adventure over security (0.1964)
signing up for Twitter (0.1983)
busting through the heavens with your drill (0.2000)
not smoking (0.2000)
liking michael showalter a lot (0.2000)
buying the newer model (0.2000)
being the hottest item on the regret index (0.2000)
masturbating at a Jessica Alba movie (0.2000)
delicious ice cream (0.2000)
hooking up with ryan (0.2000)
ghosts (0.2000)
a glorious fart (0.2000)
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making out with that girl who turned out to still be in high school (0.2000)
going on a bicycle tour (0.2000)
that crazy night in Pheonix (0.2000)
not having played Kingdom Hearts yet (0.2000)
finally taking a chance and talking to him or her (0.2000)
that larder is a pretty neat, word, a holdover whose anachronistic meaning specifically meant a COLD storage room, but post refrigeration came to mean simply a pantry, but it could also mean a supply of food, the thing itself (0.2000)
insisting on protection (0.2000)
jerking off into your roommate's shampoo bottle, not just once but every day for like two weeks (0.2000)
British English (0.2000)
jumping in that lake (0.2022)
telling your mother you don't want to have children (0.2025)
buying a Mac (0.2027)
not going to dartmouth (0.2034)
making love to your hand (0.2035)
extra sprinkles (0.2037)
Fictional Jimbo Wales (0.2041)
being bigger on the inside (0.2045)
donating to public radio (0.2045)
listening to the whole CD (0.2051)
hot snogging (0.2051)
giving a gift as a surprise (0.2055)
finding the key to the secret garden (0.2059)
liking folk rock (0.2059)
dancing naked (0.2059)
mARRIAGE (0.2059)
lullabies (0.2059)
sexing her hardcore (0.2069)
swallowing (0.2069)
the Lord of the Rings (0.2079)
the resurrection of the regret index (0.2083)
spending two hours on the phone with your grandmother (0.2083)
being mean to the neighbor's rude kid (0.2083)
changing your cell phone number (0.2083)
experimenting with new and interesting sandwich fillings (0.2086)
thanksgiving (0.2086)
not going to prom (0.2088)
wanting to take a girl under your arm (0.2105)
dinosaur wrestling (0.2105)
wearing a tshirt with a dinosaur on it to a dinosaur museum (0.2105)
pancakes (0.2105)
magic (0.2105)
xkcd (0.2105)
Dinosaur Comics' new layout (0.2105)
sleeping for thirteen hours (0.2105)
the Dromiceiomimus' improbable colouring (0.2105)
turning it up to eleven (0.2105)
eating cows (0.2105)
being Witty (0.2105)
staying up all night to watch an eighteen year old paint her nails online (0.2115)
playing chess (0.2121)
watching the Donald Duck cartoon "Die Fuhrer's Face" (0.2121)
buying a motorcycle (0.2121)
donating (0.2121)
post it notes (0.2128)
not killing every faggot I've ever seen in my entire life (0.2143)
listening to music that no one else has heard of (0.2143)
standing the test of time (0.2143)
Monty Python (0.2143)
going to market (0.2143)
being really cool (0.2143)
the invention of custard (0.2143)
air guitar (0.2143)
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lying on a futon (0.2143)
making your time (0.2143)
eating pizza (0.2143)
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facial hair (0.2143)
using words that are not really words (0.2143)
that consomme is broth with will (0.2143)
listening to Beethoven (0.2143)
going to university (0.2143)
Jack Kerouac (0.2143)
running with scissors (0.2151)
using hugs, not drugs (0.2157)
going to the beach alone (0.2157)
washing your pet (0.2157)
being American (0.2160)
having eaten dinner (0.2162)
knowing why the caged bird sings (0.2162)
ephemera (0.2174)
telling your brother he was adopted (0.2174)
watching the sunrise (0.2174)
giggling over a heart's warm cockles (0.2174)
taking care of knives (0.2174)
punching that baby, despite it's rude behavior (0.2174)
hot bondage (0.2174)
not eating Pizza Hut pizza (0.2174)
purposely deceiving someone who never listens to what you have to say (0.2182)
the death of Clippy (0.2200)
missing the NBA playoffs to watch the new episode of 'Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern' (0.2203)
almost always using the British spellings for things, even though you are an American and your spell check always tells you it's wrong (0.2206)
shooting a man in Reno just to watch him die (0.2211)
being too awesome (0.2222)
wondering what the significance of the qwantz dot com domain name is (0.2222)
feeding the ducks (0.2222)
sending the President into exile (0.2222)
what you did last Friday night (0.2222)
playing dress up (0.2222)
being the bee's knees (0.2222)
major tom (0.2222)
explaining to someone what the Regret Index is (0.2222)
good times (0.2222)
painting your fingernails lime green (0.2222)
looking at pictures of adorable puppies (0.2222)
fighting the Nausican (0.2222)
Loosing you religion or faith (0.2222)
volunteering (0.2222)
tiger's belly (0.2222)
PIN numbers (0.2222)
getting a tattoo (0.2222)
being Anonymous (0.2222)
crying during the first ten minutes of the new Star Trek movie (0.2241)
stealing the enterprise (0.2241)
singing Bohemian Rhapsody at the top of your lungs (0.2245)
ever reading that first comic strip on the Web (0.2245)
xylophones (0.2250)
dancing all crazy (0.2250)
EXISTING (0.2254)
getting over your ex so quickly (0.2258)
spreading your legs (0.2258)
cut and pasting a webcomic (0.2273)
cooking bacon (0.2273)
having a name that is fifty percent vowels (0.2273)
quitting even though the job was OK, but just OK (0.2273)
eating a noun (0.2273)
staying on the phone all night (0.2273)
writing slashfiction about webcomic authors (0.2286)
a lifetime dedicated to public displays of air guitar (0.2286)
wondering if there's a way to extract all of these autofill regrets into a text file for saving and possibly choosing the better ones (0.2286)
not settling down when all your friends did (0.2286)
sticking with your major (0.2292)
switching parties (0.2292)
optical illusions (0.2292)
the internet (0.2293)
the general awesomeness of blacklights (0.2308)
running away from indie cred, even though you listen to some of the music (0.2308)
a French guy who looks like Janice Dickinson wearing a strap on under a fancy ball gown, just to piss off his rich bitch girlfriend and her annoying family (0.2308)
playing god (0.2308)
not knowing who Richard Dawkins is (0.2308)
reading every single Dinosaur Comic from beginning to end in a single sitting (0.2308)
just wanting a sign (0.2308)
filling your thesis with references to monkeys (0.2308)
having an affair with the flirty executive assistant (0.2308)
flipping off everyone you hated from high school (0.2308)
deep fat frying a twinkie (0.2308)
horseshoe crabs (0.2308)
actually finding pigeons more cute than vermin like (0.2308)
going to Spain (0.2308)
being your mother's child (0.2308)
leaving a legacy (0.2308)
that you like pie quite a bit (0.2308)
dandelion wine (0.2308)
having an adolescent crush on Christopher Walken (0.2308)
puttin' on the ritz (0.2308)
that dreaming is free (0.2308)
having a cute little white butt (0.2308)
preferring women with body hair over women who shave (0.2308)
being a pantyaire, like a millionaire but with panties instead of money (0.2308)
extra cheese (0.2308)
vaguely effeminate dancing frogs (0.2308)
stories about elves and unicorns (0.2308)
buying a chocolate bar without checking the label first, only to find it had peanuts in it (0.2320)
chewing bubblegum (0.2326)
spending a whole bunch of time reading random articles on wikipedia (0.2326)
that your delicious cheeseburger was made from a cow whose cause of death was predicted by an infallible machine (0.2326)
learning all the elements in the periodic table in order (0.2328)
getting a credit card (0.2329)
getting out of bed this morning (0.2333)
Grad school (0.2336)
log cabin (0.2340)
spending an entire day listening to the same song on repeat (0.2348)
writing the letter "x" backwards and upsidedown (0.2353)
eating food that are high in potastium (0.2353)
deep frying boring healthy food (0.2353)
growing a handlebar moustache (0.2353)
thinking that dinosaur might be good to eat, depending on the species, but wondering if the size of the animal would effect the texture of the meat or something like that (0.2353)
tapping her mana (0.2353)
using the word "retarded" as a replacement for "stupid" (0.2353)
retiring early (0.2353)
comitting massive regret vote fraud (0.2353)
eating babies (0.2353)
feeling closer to people in this world of regret (0.2353)
dancing with the devil in the pale moon light (0.2353)
tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (0.2353)
paying for something with fifteen dollars in quarters (0.2353)
irony (0.2368)
only that you have but one life to give for your country (0.2373)
getting hooked on Harry Potter or Twilight (0.2375)
being the latest in nerd technology (0.2381)
adding this to StumbleUpon (0.2381)
shit son, I don't know (0.2381)
how awesome broiling is (0.2381)
making fun of people who instigate fights in YouTube's comments section (0.2381)
reading, that shit is crazy (0.2381)
ice cream (0.2381)
having sexy intestines (0.2381)
doing it for the lulz (0.2386)
using flesh for digestive energy (0.2394)
missing Efterklang at the Dublin Docklands (0.2400)
helvetica (0.2400)
losing your religion, like in that one song (0.2400)
following Stephen Fry on Twitter (0.2400)
falling in love (0.2400)
Paris (0.2400)
inventing a maneuver (0.2400)
going to an Ivy League school (0.2400)
impersonating that person (0.2400)
broken broccoli (0.2400)
correcting your friends everytime they misspell Dromiceiomimus (0.2405)
orthodontics (0.2407)
penis (0.2407)
still knowing the lyrics to nineties pop songs (0.2414)
chocolate (0.2414)
not being on fire (0.2418)
my high GPA in high school (0.2418)
nothing (0.2421)
going through a Bob Marley phase in college, like EVERYONE else (0.2424)
love (0.2424)
pretending you're a woman to get into nursing school (0.2424)
asking her out (0.2435)
the english alphabet (0.2436)
turning up at Ryan's door covered in mustard (0.2449)
studying linguistics (0.2453)
Skipping the Fiance's family Easter Dinner to play xbox and go to a concert (0.2456)
your haircut (0.2459)
giving up eating mammals (0.2460)
rereading all the harry potter books (0.2462)
buying a Wii (0.2471)
dating someone much younger (0.2474)
breaking up with my first love (0.2482)
never dealing drugs (0.2500)
thinking someone was hot just because they were good at maths (0.2500)
wondering what kind of girl would be impressed with somebody smoking, it doesn't seem that difficult to do (0.2500)
this place smelling like brownies all of the sudden (0.2500)
lesbians (0.2500)
lovin' dem pizza rolls (0.2500)
not giving David Gwilliam kisses before he got married (0.2500)
girls with full lips and wide hips (0.2500)
line dancing while drunk (0.2500)
correcting people on their improper use of the subjunctive (0.2500)
eating a tasty salad (0.2500)
hugging a koala (0.2500)
getting a liberal arts education (0.2500)
deliberately misunderstanding offensive slang by taking it literally, ie assume when someone says 'faggot' that they refer to a bundle of sticks or twigs (0.2500)
falling in love with the majesty of colors (0.2500)
girls, ewwwwww (0.2500)
answering the telephone in a foreign language (0.2500)
your sudden urge to make brownies (0.2500)
Ryan getting the Regret Index back up (0.2500)
underboob (0.2500)
escaping out the back (0.2500)
what happened in vegas (0.2500)
making pies (0.2500)
not having balls (0.2500)
that you never had a chance to tell Farty McCrablice that YOU LOVE HIM (0.2500)
considering eating two dollars and fifty cents worth of raspberries in one sitting (0.2500)
smoking pot (0.2500)
the Pythagorean theorem (0.2500)
having low pop culture IQ (0.2500)
fluffy cats (0.2500)
your very existence (0.2500)
eating a minimalist (0.2500)
being born during the hot war (0.2500)
using my mom's deodorant (0.2500)
being scared of Kefka (0.2500)
life being so tasty (0.2500)
becoming vegetarian or vegan (0.2500)
ira glass vs philip glass in "glass warfare" (0.2500)
that aloe plants are awesome (0.2500)
ever saying "no fat chicks" (0.2500)
the first time you got drunk (0.2500)
having sex with your boss' underage daughter (0.2500)
going the extra mile (0.2500)
knowing she was gay and still dating her (0.2500)
that English is your fourth language and you speak it better than your first but not your second (0.2500)
licking out a feminist (0.2500)
being a huge nerd (0.2500)
wondering what goes through their little kitty brains (0.2500)
meeting a possum (0.2500)
sexual congress (0.2500)
speaking in spoonerisms (0.2500)
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that Japanese people LOVE coelacanths (0.2500)
losing yourself and dreaming of world that lie between her fingers (0.2500)
trolling the UK government petition site with stupid petitions you know would be rejected (0.2500)
being The One (0.2500)
all of the weird things you are a fan of (0.2500)
a clandestine meating (0.2500)
books (0.2500)
getting divorced (0.2500)
being crazy and or retarded (0.2500)
wearing hipster glasses (0.2527)
socializing instead of playing video games (0.2527)
tweed jackets with leather elbow patches (0.2535)
eating mexican food (0.2540)
dyeing your hair (0.2545)
trying something new (0.2547)
not googling The Underfold (0.2554)
being (0.2558)
chromatic scales (0.2558)
wishing you could give yourself a blowie (0.2564)
leaving the farm (0.2564)
not trying alcohol sooner (0.2564)
tang (0.2564)
sexy times with a friend (0.2570)
not knowing what the big deal with Twitter is (0.2571)
anonymity (0.2571)
The Princess Bride (0.2581)
quoting that xkcd comic (0.2581)
going back for seconds on dessert (0.2582)
being a Shakespeare nerd (0.2593)
painting your fingernails black (0.2593)
eating lunch yesterday (0.2593)
white text on a dark background (0.2593)
eating all the royalty (0.2609)
tapirs (0.2609)
eating that piece of chocolate (0.2609)
not sleeping with that tranvestite (0.2609)
throwing your underwear onto the stage (0.2609)
bursting out into evil laughter in a crowded or public place (0.2609)
eating out a feminist (0.2609)
ATM machines (0.2609)
being necessarily clever (0.2615)
having known love (0.2619)
learning lisp (0.2619)
sexuality (0.2632)
pictures for sad children (0.2632)
cooking hamburgers on my engine block (0.2632)
being vaguely european (0.2632)
wanting gummi bears and or banana chips right now (0.2632)
polygamy (0.2632)
raspberries, om nom nom (0.2632)
giving your best when you know it won't be enough (0.2632)
being there for her when she needed you (0.2632)
writing a novel (0.2632)
being winsome (0.2632)
going commando (0.2632)
eating that cookie out of the trash (0.2632)
taking comfort in the regret index in any way whatsoever (0.2632)
wondering what kind of feelings different animals feel (0.2632)
eating tofu (0.2634)
that shorts are comfy and easy to wear (0.2647)
insisting on precision (0.2656)
responding with Sassy Molassy (0.2658)
letting her sit in the front seat (0.2667)
taking the last brownie (0.2667)
alligators in the sewer (0.2667)
popping the zits on your ass (0.2667)
coconut bras (0.2667)
being the lazer viking (0.2667)
Dresden Codak (0.2667)
ordering from Amazon marketplace (0.2667)
unpacking my adjectives (0.2667)
spooning Jewel's boobs (0.2667)
buying one of each in EVERY COLOUR (0.2667)
slowly replacing every part of your body with machinery (0.2667)
Peeing in someone's drink (0.2667)
cleaning out your bowels through the act of pooping (0.2667)
listening to music at a much higher or lower volume than what the artist intended (0.2667)
living in a country that doesn't have bagged milk (0.2667)
pokemon (0.2673)
doing a favour that I knew would not be repayed (0.2674)
listining to something when you know it'll make you cry (0.2692)
that now that the Regret Index is back, you can go back to ignoring your Facebook, Twitter, Livejournal, Tegaki, and Deviantart (0.2692)
eating a vegan (0.2692)
Wagner (0.2692)
going to graduate school (0.2697)
your First Time (0.2698)
losing your virginity when you did (0.2703)
switching majors (0.2703)
a tiny woman (0.2703)
eating pistachio nuts (0.2708)
everything (0.2708)
putting these dumb questions on here (0.2716)
opening a nice, refreshing Tab (0.2727)
challenging someone to a duel via a glove to the face (0.2727)
spooning (0.2727)
hide and seek (0.2727)
wondering where all these regretters came from (0.2727)
being the king of all cosmos (0.2727)
not memorising every Star Trek episode (0.2727)
waking up late in the afternoon (0.2727)
being childfree (0.2727)
changing your name (0.2727)
M C Escher (0.2727)
joining community theater (0.2727)
making references to poetry (0.2727)
loving Canada (0.2727)
floating in a most peculiar way (0.2727)
ripping off penis jokes (0.2727)
eating bacon made from pigs that had swine flu (0.2727)
hasbro (0.2727)
Taking an art degree (0.2727)
going to the fancy dress party as Batman, knowing full well that the theme had no conceivable connection to Batman (0.2727)
gyrating your leatherwrapped genitals in the faces of those Japanese schoolchildren (0.2727)
agreeing to casual sex with that hot friend who looks like that one movie star (0.2727)
brutal legend (0.2727)
the simpsons (0.2727)
drinking from the tap (0.2727)
boneless skinless chicken breasts (0.2727)
making friends with a cat named Badger (0.2727)
going out to the woods today (0.2727)
taking up the ukulele (0.2727)
that ordinary sentences can take on a really weird meaning when you end them with an exclamation point! (0.2727)
going wee wee wee all the way home (0.2727)
eating skinless breasts (0.2727)
having Clue in your list of Top Ten Favorite Movies of All Time (0.2727)
Werther's Originals (0.2727)
the abortion (0.2727)
OGC Man (0.2727)
loving (0.2727)
eating something you found on the ground or floor (0.2727)
dating (0.2727)
banjo dueling (0.2727)
theamazingregretindexing (0.2727)
a giant cup of hot chocolate, complete with little marshmellows and cream (0.2727)
pushing it well (0.2727)
growing a beard (0.2727)
not eating my shorts (0.2727)
selling your nintendo wii (0.2727)
watching Borat (0.2734)
the final countdown (0.2745)
sending emails using your friends emails when he or she leaves themselves logged in and are not looking (0.2745)
not listening to Billy Zane (0.2750)
having a winsome onesome (0.2750)
living with your mother (0.2750)
coming on to the regret index (0.2759)
flames (0.2759)
that your livingroom is full of dancers (0.2759)
listening to a favorite song on repeat for hours (0.2759)
for some reason having a bias against nicotine (0.2759)
opening the windows (0.2759)
the existence of the interrobang! (0.2759)
the venture brothers (0.2759)
eating macademia nuts (0.2759)
coming to this site (0.2763)
super fat hippos (0.2766)
using this site to admit your regrets (0.2766)
getting (0.2768)
asking them out (0.2770)
asking them to wait for you (0.2778)
being a socialist (0.2778)
walruses (0.2778)
eating boxed triceratops (0.2778)
eating that last cookie (0.2778)
wearing that outfit at the same time she did (0.2778)
liking fat thighs you can not lie (0.2778)
going to church (0.2778)
being Ryan (0.2778)
the moon (0.2778)
wondering why rachel has returned to commenting without using her name (0.2778)
your wares (0.2778)
memorizing Monty Python and the Holy Grail (0.2791)
starting that fire (0.2791)
reading through the entire dinosaur comics archive and then talking like Ryan for the next month (0.2791)
not owning a single pair of tube socks (0.2800)
taking the boat (0.2800)
liking songs that seem innocent on first listening, but end up being about serial killers or something like that (0.2800)
going back in time to punch nazis in da face (0.2800)
coming out (0.2800)
being well endowed (0.2800)
being well envoweled (0.2800)
that you were only referring to the subjects of ABBA's music primarily seeming to come from a feminine point of view, but yeah, you don't mind referring to longhaired blonde Swedish dudes as "chicks" (0.2800)
not having an abortion (0.2800)
spending the entire night going through the archives of that webcomic (0.2804)
referring to water as hydrogen hydroxide, as a means to both achieve maximal accuracy from the perspective of how the atoms are actually connected, and freaking people out (0.2813)
telling him you had feelings for him even though you really didn't know whether he'd reciprocate (0.2813)
zombies ate my neighbors (0.2813)
boats (0.2813)
masturbating (0.2813)
wanting to discover life with someone (0.2813)
doing acid (0.2813)
your gay experience (0.2817)
missing the Butthole Surfers concert (0.2821)
selling myself to science (0.2821)
crowdsurfing (0.2826)
the successful launch of Sputnik I (0.2826)
eating too much at Thanksgiving (0.2836)
secretly wanting internet fame (0.2838)
cooking yourself a lavish meal and not sharing it with anyone (0.2847)
tickling her THERE (0.2857)
never doing bad things (0.2857)
your double agency (0.2857)
being born after Freddy Mercury died (0.2857)
eating cheese just for the sake of eating cheese (0.2857)
having your memories backed up on a thumb drive (0.2857)
lying about how spicy it was (0.2857)
eating snakes (0.2857)
every sexual experience you've ever had (0.2857)
wanting to ride your bicycle, wanting to ride it when you like (0.2857)
birth control (0.2857)
pooping on a dog (0.2857)
taking the Amtrak (0.2857)
using drugs (0.2857)
being honest (0.2857)
reproducing via meiosis (0.2857)
only listening to good music (0.2857)
screaming I LOVE YOU from the top of your lungs (0.2857)
the death of a disco dancer (0.2857)
your fingertips tasting like garlic (0.2857)
not having a penis (0.2857)
globalisation (0.2857)
not telling your parents (0.2857)
taking an expectorant (0.2857)
the ventures (0.2857)
that your whole family is made of meat (0.2857)
having a detachable penis (0.2857)
following a dream even though it didn't work out (0.2857)
tieing your best friend up (0.2857)
throwing meat at vegans (0.2857)
kissing him (0.2864)
deciding you are too cool to go to the prom (0.2867)
getting mushrooms on your pizza (0.2872)
telling the truth, even though it hurt him (0.2875)
intentionally spreading Swine Flu (0.2879)
rubbing my face in a tiger's belly (0.2889)
going POOP (0.2895)
private school (0.2895)
playing Spyro (0.2895)
watching House (0.2897)
mocha (0.2903)
loving chocolate so damn much (0.2917)
not sleeping with him (0.2917)
cathedrals (0.2917)
The Ten Second Rule (0.2917)
having that threesome (0.2917)
gazing (0.2917)
Philip Fry's eleventh year of living in the future (0.2917)
takin it to the streets (0.2917)
not getting circumcised (0.2917)
making love above the pub (0.2917)
that Weezing is a member of both the Team Rocket Poison Type binary with Arbok, and the Cinnabar Mansion Pollution binary with Muk (0.2917)
flirting with somebody other than your significant other (0.2924)
picking Charmander (0.2927)
tackling her (0.2927)
sleeping with your best friend (0.2931)
taking the red pill (0.2933)
rioting with the frenzied mob (0.2941)
accidentally setting my balls on fire with a barbecue lighter (0.2941)
wondering how one gets a job as a taxidermist and bone cleaner (0.2941)
that someone keeps looking at my submitted regrets and combining them to form hilarious new ones (0.2941)
your internet name lasting this long (0.2941)
adding a new regret (0.2941)
only wanting to see Wolverine because of the hot, hairy Liev Schreiber (0.2941)
coming from the land of the ice and snow, from the midnight sun where the hot springs flow (0.2941)
being a child once (0.2941)
taking it all off (0.2941)
using ghee as an intimate lubricant (0.2941)
using only one pokemon (0.2941)
not giving change to what you thought was a homeless guy but was just some dude in need of a shower (0.2941)
not voting for the President (0.2941)
going to a tiny college (0.2941)
giving that bum some money (0.2947)
waking up this morning (0.2954)
not knowing any ABBA songs by Heart (0.2955)
laughing because you suddenly remembered something hilarious, then realizing strangers are looking at you (0.2960)
hanging out with strangers on public transit (0.2960)
geometry (0.2963)
cutting off your long hair (0.2963)
living drug free (0.2963)
forgetting sarah marshall (0.2963)
chewing on things (0.2963)
airing out your nughty bits (0.2963)
pressing that big button (0.2963)
wondering if anyone has the old regret list (0.2963)
homographic homophonic autantonyms (0.2973)
learning so many digits of pi (0.2987)
believing in god (0.3000)
Batman (0.3000)
stealing Tucksworth's hamburger (0.3000)
throwing your hands up in the air, waving them around like you just don't care (0.3000)
that everybody's footloose (0.3000)
your twisted desires (0.3000)
sex with your best friend (0.3000)
stuffing that lawyer in the fridge (0.3000)
cleaning up after yourself (0.3000)
looking through all the old regrets you made, using the cache (0.3000)
eating a child once (0.3000)
can mine for fish (0.3000)
fasting (0.3000)
that there is no such thing as an original sin (0.3000)
living on the edge (0.3000)
not thinking xkcd should get as much grief as it does (0.3000)
Friends (0.3000)
white type on a black background (0.3010)
kissing that boy in Ithaca (0.3019)
leaving (0.3021)
liking shorts (0.3023)
telling people you listen to indie music (0.3028)
puppy dawgs (0.3030)
rolling around with dogs (0.3030)
everything after the age of eleven (0.3036)
going to that party (0.3037)
pushing it real good (0.3043)
getting it pierced (0.3043)
Irish Evil (0.3043)
finally knowing the score (0.3043)
not submitting a regret (0.3043)

most voted regrets

meeting Brian Peppers (12566/0.9789)
Kento (2760/0.9993)
hey guys, remember Jaylala (2705/0.9975)
turtles (2608/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
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most discussed regrets

tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (358)
turtles (291)
your boobs buying food on ebay (109)
the death of Sylvia Browne (70)
not getting circumcised (63)
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