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wondering if whoever invented the word "Sith," be it George Lucas himself or some expanded universe writer, just made an anagram of "shit"
'MythBusters' fan favorites Tory Belleci, Kari Byron and Grant Imahara axed from show
Man who at pot candy must stand trial in killing
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a Tam o' Shanter called police to complain that the xp mana twins' pivot hindered him
a man on manta called police to complain that the experts did not have rips with him
a Montana man called police to complain that the stripper did not have sex with him
being stumped as to whether the forcible sodomy was giving or receiving and feeling like the world is becoming an alien place in many regards
otherwise known as "The Polanski Special"
Caswell now faces three counts of second degree rape, two counts of enticing a child, and one count of forcible sodomy
Teacher Jennifer Caswell Charged With Rape After Being Found With Teen In Hotel
Ice T Accidentally Recorded A Dungeons & Dragons Audiobook
pitching Mrs Saltire, a comedy in which Goran Ragnerstam plays a has been politician trying to win back his electorate by wearing a skirt and talking with a silly Scottish accent to disguise himself
Mrs Doubtfire Sequel Now Unlikely
winning the Academy Award for Better Than Digging a Ditch with seventeen votes
watching Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, it's better than digging a ditch
furiously wanking Jim Carrey masturbate furiously
furiously watching Jim Carrey masturbate furiously
furiously watching Jim Carrey masturbate
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not realizing until you had wasted lots of time that when your ex said he didn't want a serious relationship, he meant it (1.0000)
having no way of knowing whether a new friend, a sweet but chaotic nutter, is alive or dead as of this morning, and having to wait thirty six hours to find out for sure (1.0000)
lolcode (1.0000)
failing to come up with a mutually acceptable third person (1.0000)
watching a British crime drama performed in English but set in Scandinavia in which you are taken out of the action every time the hardboiled cockney gumshoe is paid in kroner (1.0000)
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bottom regrets

using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
drinking champagne out of a chimp anus (0.0000)
telling that girl in second grade who insisted that you were "the boss of her" to show you her vagina (0.0000)
holding your boobs when you run down the stairs (0.0000)
licking Danish remoulade off of Chris Lydon's erect penis (0.0000)
sprinking chocolate chips on your beloved's breasts as you knead them (0.0000)
the death of Sylvia Browne (0.0000)
deep throating Stephen Fry (0.0000)
having sex with a girl who looked a lot like Christina Ricci (0.0000)
not being Kento (0.0000)
slamming your dick in the car door (0.0000)
turtles (0.0004)
regret index greatest tits, Kento (0.0115)
breasts (0.0135)
buying multiple copies of the book "To Be or Not to Be" by the incredibly handsome New York Times bestselling author Ryan North (0.0161)
Twin Long Rods #Two (0.0175)
slamming your dick in Jewel's boobs (0.0185)
saying no when you should have said yes (0.0217)
having a lesbian crush on Alex Dainis (0.0233)
playing Dungeons & Dragons with Tim Duncan (0.0286)
dongs (0.0297)
going to the Sweatiest Ass in the World world premiere with Kento (0.0309)
staring at Bicoid Babe's ass seriously (0.0310)
all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy (0.0313)
fisting Kevin Bacon at home (0.0370)
hating reality TV shows (0.0385)
sexy makeouts (0.0400)
being awesome (0.0410)
going slightly out of your way to step on that crunchy looking leaf (0.0433)
consistent pubic lice (0.0455)
dinosaurs (0.0466)
Receiving from Jaylala (0.0476)
listening to Wagner (0.0500)
futurama (0.0526)
being the real deal (0.0526)
spooning Kento's boobs (0.0526)
all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy (0.0541)
learning to play the xylophone (0.0543)
how weird The Regret Index becomes at night (0.0556)
all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy (0.0556)
breastfeeding (0.0556)
Allison Iraheta being voted off American Idol (0.0556)
being a nerd (0.0580)
drinking delicious lemonade and popping wheelies (0.0588)
boobs (0.0625)
making a fort in your living room out of couch cushions (0.0625)
building a castle out of the junk in a junkyard (0.0625)
garlic (0.0625)
managing to resist the perverse curiosity to see TwoGirlsOneCup, so far (0.0625)
rocking out (0.0641)
that rachel is back (0.0667)
this video (0.0667)
demanding proof (0.0667)
getting a lick job from a trannie hooker in the dumpster behind Steak n Shake (0.0667)
playing it loud (0.0704)
not having seen Muriel's Wedding (0.0714)
really not regretting the number one four two eight at all (0.0714)
wondering what penguin would tase like (0.0714)
having to wear glasses (0.0714)
attempting to lucid dream (0.0714)
defending the bullied kid (0.0718)
discovering webcomics (0.0722)
your love of eighties action movies (0.0727)
all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy (0.0732)
dromiceiomimus (0.0750)
being a rocker (0.0769)
liking michael showalter a lot (0.0769)
making out with that girl who turned out to still be in high school (0.0769)
Zooey Deschanel looks like a sandblasted Lucy Lawless (0.0769)
getting FOUR fish hooks stuck in your scrotum (0.0769)
flushing that gallon of rotten shrimp down the toilet (0.0769)
boobs, vaginas, asses, and such (0.0769)
eating roast beef off of your own boobs (0.0769)
playing Dungeons & Dragons with Tim Duncan (0.0769)
saying, "boners ahoy!" (0.0781)
sharing warm spiced cider with a loved one (0.0800)
eating raised bread (0.0800)
kicking it old school (0.0813)
choosing Squirtle (0.0833)
soliciting a fourteen year old boy to pose for sexually explicit photographs (0.0833)
Bicoid Babe (0.0833)
"Allison Iraheta being voted off American Idol" being voted off the bottom regrets list (0.0833)
all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy (0.0833)
dinosaur comics (0.0833)
sexing her hardcore (0.0833)
that wikipedia describes attending concerts as a "ritual" (0.0833)
staying in college (0.0840)
cuddling (0.0843)
being meat (0.0882)
sitting on the floor in second grade (0.0886)
drinking delicious lemonade (0.0887)
hugging a tree like a dirty hippie (0.0909)
Getting into Miles Davis (0.0909)
indulging your nerd side (0.0909)
having roast beef (0.0909)
suckling (0.0909)
questioning your sexuality (0.0909)
nomming a hamburger (0.0909)
baking bread (0.0909)
that Jewel has huge boobs, seriously (0.0909)
Bicoid Babe (0.0909)
disabling your crazy friend (0.0909)
that groove is in the heart (0.0909)
not supporting the President (0.0909)
just wanting a sign (0.0909)
making waffles (0.0918)
buying a Dinosaur Comics tshirt (0.0940)
moving out of your parent's house (0.0941)
holding hands (0.0952)
treehouses (0.0952)
Digimon (0.0952)
fun times involving sushi (0.0959)
playing videogames while drunk (0.0962)
publicly mocking Swine Flu (0.0970)
learning another language (0.0980)
defending cream soda (0.0982)
hugging a tree like a koala (0.0986)
butts (0.0991)
the very last thing you said (0.0991)
saying 'boners ahoy' (0.1000)
growing up in a nonchurchgoing family (0.1000)
kicking everyone's butt (0.1000)
that for every n in N there is a finite sequence a subscript k, of which every member is in Z and is nonnegative, such that the product for i from one to m, where m is the length of the sequence, of p subscript i to the power of a subscript i equals n (0.1000)
less than three (0.1000)
sleeping naked (0.1026)
opening new cider (0.1031)
blowing raspberries (0.1053)
not actually being bitter or a nihilist (0.1053)
putting punctuation in your comment (0.1067)
drinking a cold beer in the shower (0.1071)
starting over (0.1079)
drinking your first drink (0.1087)
popping wheelies with the boys (0.1100)
following that white rabbit (0.1111)
that stuff getting eaten is inherently funny (0.1111)
not boning a donkey (0.1111)
vandalizing Wikipedia's chicken page that one time (0.1111)
going to lunch (0.1111)
that "avril lavigne" in Canadia is a line of spring fresh canuck bidets (0.1111)
loving Batman (0.1111)
the last time you drank (0.1111)
having seen Star Wars all the through probably over a hundred times (0.1111)
What is this I don't even (0.1111)
kissing (0.1116)
becoming an atheist (0.1124)
getting into firefly (0.1126)
World War Two's ending in Allied victory (0.1129)
party party partying hard (0.1136)
ryan north (0.1143)
smoking weed (0.1154)
closing the door (0.1154)
boners (0.1156)
breathing (0.1161)
making mud soup as a kid (0.1163)
friendship (0.1167)
spending all weekend naked (0.1176)
the death of Margaret Hilda Thatcher (0.1176)
spending an evening eating spicy cheetos, reading language log, and masturbating to nude photos of your ex from five years ago (0.1176)
downloading music illegally (0.1176)
making a little space for the cheese slices (0.1176)
the little wiggly things at the end of feet (0.1176)
singing along (0.1190)
lasers (0.1190)
getting your hot cocoa on (0.1200)
listening to Beethoven (0.1200)
accepting candy from strangers (0.1204)
skipping work to sit in the sun (0.1212)
the color of blood outside the body when one has iron based blood (0.1212)
thinking of rain (0.1212)
Voting for Barak Obama (0.1228)
reading the book that changed everything (0.1250)
that you tend to give money to buskers or not depending on their talent (0.1250)
hating family guy almost as soon as it was uncanceled (0.1250)
not meeting Emily Gray (0.1250)
chocolate (0.1250)
not having kids (0.1286)
winning (0.1300)
having sex at seventeen (0.1304)
talking to strangers (0.1311)
not getting the chance to meet the Mets (0.1311)
free speech (0.1316)
all those books you read (0.1321)
voting (0.1324)
eating goat cheese (0.1333)
not installing Safari Three on all your computers yet (0.1333)
foreplay (0.1333)
living in the city (0.1333)
obama (0.1348)
taking AP classes (0.1349)
qwantz (0.1356)
not kissing up to people, even if it's in your best interest to do so (0.1364)
making out with that girl dressed as a French maid at that costume party (0.1364)
kissing her (0.1364)
chrono trigger (0.1379)
pretending you're a woman to get into nursing school (0.1379)
eating bread (0.1389)
the indescribable beauty of simplicity (0.1389)
being one of the very few people in your circle of friends to never really have the urge to smoke cigarettes (0.1389)
spending an entire weekend in your pjs (0.1392)
having a power level of over NINE THOUSAND (0.1395)
not wringing your parent's neck (0.1400)
losing your virginity (0.1429)
in jokes (0.1429)
ap classes (0.1429)
putting your jeans and socks in one load (0.1429)
dropping your first truth and beauty bomb (0.1429)
skipping the Harry Potter midnight release (0.1429)
iTunes somehow playing the same song around the same time every day despite being on shuffle (0.1429)
having impure thoughts about a teenage Winona Rider (0.1429)
going hog wild (0.1429)
I don't know, always kind of liking narwhals yourself (0.1429)
being the hottest item on the regret index (0.1429)
having erotic fantasies about Bob Dylan (0.1429)
watching the sunrise (0.1429)
that larder is a pretty neat, word, a holdover whose anachronistic meaning specifically meant a COLD storage room, but post refrigeration came to mean simply a pantry, but it could also mean a supply of food, the thing itself (0.1429)
sexy spaceships (0.1429)
polydactyl cats (0.1429)
eating food that are high in potastium (0.1429)
learning an instrument (0.1452)
gay (0.1452)
growing long hair (0.1453)
memorising every Star Trek episode (0.1455)
breaking the law (0.1460)
having eaten dinner (0.1471)
going to the gym (0.1472)
living abroad (0.1477)
that Venn diagramming is your favorite type of diagramming (0.1481)
not being pretentious enough (0.1481)
eating vaguely european (0.1500)
passing yourself off as royalty (0.1500)
not going to freecreditreport dot com (0.1500)
hooking up words and phrases and clauses (0.1500)
watching Mystery Science Theatre all night (0.1500)
staying on the phone all night (0.1500)
being a meatatarian (0.1500)
that the sea is deep and full of mystery (0.1500)
accepting a lower paying but much less stressfull job (0.1505)
trying that exotic food (0.1513)
feeding the ducks (0.1515)
burning that motherfucker down (0.1515)
cheese (0.1525)
keeping on trucking (0.1538)
that "bottom regrets" and "most voted regrets" are white while "add a new regret" "search regrets" "recent regrets" "top regrets" and "recent comments" are all in blue (0.1538)
paying for a whole seat but only using the edge (0.1538)
wearing two socks (0.1538)
physically assaulting that guy who can't even bother to tune in the easy listening station properly in his cubicle (0.1538)
The Middleman being cancelled (0.1538)
breaking bones while snowboarding (0.1538)
wondering if we can get back up to forty thousand regrets in a year's time (0.1538)
sneaking around in a cardboard box, Metal Gear style (0.1538)
listening to music at a much higher or lower volume than what the artist intended (0.1538)
pie (0.1538)
making your time (0.1538)
listening to music that no one else has heard of (0.1538)
Monty Python (0.1538)
Being born (0.1543)
playing Starfox Sixty Four (0.1548)
telling your parents you're an atheist (0.1552)
being able to say 'when I was your age, pluto was a planet' (0.1552)
keeping it real (0.1557)
Pretending to be asleep to avoid talking (0.1563)
lullabies (0.1563)
having a name that is fifty percent vowels (0.1579)
that the Index is back, and the old users are back, and it is amazing nostalgic times for all (0.1579)
getting drunk at a wedding (0.1593)
eating in a rad mood (0.1600)
not watching the movie Pontypool (0.1600)
bondage (0.1600)
reading the regret index (0.1613)
being real and fantastic (0.1613)
drawing penises on the worksheet (0.1622)
wikipedia (0.1622)
dessert (0.1630)
a log cabin (0.1644)
how many times you went back over the archive for Dinosaur comics (0.1648)
visiting this website (0.1656)
watching 'The Dark Knight' (0.1667)
staying up all night to watch the sun rise (0.1667)
wearing a tshirt with a dinosaur on it to a dinosaur museum (0.1667)
being in a rad mood (0.1667)
flipping off everyone you hated from high school (0.1667)
having an affair with the flirty executive assistant (0.1667)
clockwork (0.1667)
sweetness (0.1667)
that you always liked Mike more than Joel (0.1667)
stories about elves and unicorns (0.1667)
busting myths (0.1667)
magic (0.1667)
christmas (0.1667)
pudding (0.1667)
eating cows (0.1667)
meeting a possum (0.1667)
Pootie Tang being hated by critics (0.1667)
the general awesomeness of blacklights (0.1667)
eating lunch yesterday (0.1667)
pancakes (0.1667)
being the one kid in your nerd clique who instantly hated Return of the Jedi with a passion (0.1667)
eating meat (0.1667)
birth control (0.1667)
randomly meeting people who fill your heart with glee (0.1667)
being a pantyaire, like a millionaire but with panties instead of money (0.1667)
refusing to accept the modern sense of "tweet" into your vocabulary (0.1667)
not waxing your eyebrows in high school (0.1690)
being British (0.1698)
eating a butterfinger (0.1702)
choosing cake instead of death (0.1707)
bringing up your distaste for Disney music (0.1711)
playing in traffic (0.1712)
having a onesome (0.1717)
hugging a tree (0.1719)
escaping out the back (0.1724)
ghosts (0.1724)
not switching to Geico (0.1727)
neing a super freak super freak (0.1739)
airing out your nughty bits (0.1739)
dancing naked ALL DAY LONG (0.1739)
wondering whether Kento, Document, Sarah, and Pseudonym have found the new regret index yet (0.1739)
broken broccoli (0.1739)
that where we're going we don't need roads (0.1748)
not seeing Nicolas Cage after seeing Face Off (0.1750)
preparing for the zombie apocalypse (0.1750)
saving up some money (0.1750)
painting the bedroom a color other than white or offwhite (0.1755)
not living in Corvallis, Oregon (0.1759)
planning for the zombie attack (0.1765)
raspberries, om nom nom (0.1765)
sending the President into exile (0.1765)
being too awesome (0.1765)
putting on your robe and wizard hat (0.1765)
thinking of lettuce as just a delivery system for salad dressing (0.1765)
not being one of those women who instantly fawn over babies (0.1765)
eating a huge nerd (0.1765)
loving lamp (0.1771)
peanut butter (0.1778)
having a crush on the Utahraptor (0.1786)
bacon (0.1795)
not smoking (0.1795)
insisting on protection (0.1795)
still knowing the lyrics to eighties pop songs (0.1795)
hot bondage (0.1818)
streaking (0.1818)
dancing naked (0.1818)
choosing adventure over security (0.1818)
that you wonder if rachel would be in your klan or hoard or guild or whatever when the pokemon mmorpg comes out (0.1818)
that English is your fourth language and you speak it better than your first but not your second (0.1818)
ever reading books (0.1818)
sexual congress (0.1818)
eating left handed (0.1818)
never having given a blowjob (0.1818)
yogurt's laxative properties (0.1818)
brownies (0.1818)
not eating goats for a living (0.1818)
girls with full lips and wide hips (0.1818)
knowing you created one of the bottom regrets (0.1818)
road trips (0.1818)
kareoke (0.1818)
Snape really dying in book seven (0.1818)
spending the Fourth in someone else's country (0.1818)
losing yourself and dreaming of world that lie between her fingers (0.1818)
ira glass vs philip glass in "glass warfare" (0.1818)
living and learning (0.1818)
eating her out (0.1818)
simple english wikipedia (0.1818)
not really liking MMORPGs (0.1818)
camping (0.1818)
that, in a way, David Carradine's death from autoerotic asphyxiation could properly be termed "a fatal stroke" (0.1818)
pronouncing "Intelligentsia" with a hard G (0.1818)
the Pythagorean theorem (0.1818)
recognizing the beauty of mathematics and logic (0.1818)
buying food for homeless people (0.1825)
dowloading that song (0.1835)
the metric system (0.1837)
washing your pet (0.1837)
yelling "in bed" at the end of fortune cookie fortunes (0.1837)
hot snogging (0.1842)
fry (0.1842)
being afraid of Americans (0.1842)
xylophones (0.1842)
learning new and interesting things about skin and blood (0.1848)
going to college (0.1852)
having a huge internet crush on Kate Beaton (0.1852)
revealing your nerdiness (0.1852)
being an alligator (0.1852)
standing the test of time (0.1852)
having a huge weiner (0.1852)
donating to public radio (0.1860)
being bigger on the inside (0.1860)
being the bee's knees (0.1860)
playing chess (0.1875)
tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (0.1875)
chocolate spread (0.1875)
good times (0.1875)
Garfield Minus Garfield (0.1875)
using the word "retarded" as a replacement for "stupid" (0.1875)
watching the Donald Duck cartoon "Die Fuhrer's Face" (0.1875)
wearing white after Labor Day (0.1875)
donating (0.1875)
watching Captain Planet (0.1875)
deep frying boring healthy food (0.1875)
not knowing more about Anonymous (0.1875)
wanting to be under the sea, in an octopus's garden, in the shade (0.1875)
giving that dorky, but really sweet guy a chance (0.1885)
making love to your hand (0.1892)
going to Spain (0.1892)
dinosaur wrestling (0.1892)
turning it up to eleven (0.1892)
cut and pasting a webcomic (0.1905)
tapirs (0.1905)
taking boat (0.1905)
waiting most of the morning for the time to roll around when you can go to lunch at the most awesome hot dog place ever (0.1905)
being the cat's meow (0.1905)
not knowing every ABBA song by heart, yet (0.1905)
eating a noun (0.1905)
shooting Scott Temple (0.1905)
cooking bacon (0.1905)
the resurrection of the regret index (0.1915)
changing your cell phone number (0.1915)
telling your mother you don't want to have children (0.1923)
that you never had a chance to tell Farty McCrablice that YOU LOVE HIM (0.1923)
this picture (0.1923)
losing your religion (0.1930)
jumping in that lake (0.1932)
milk (0.1935)
earning a PhD instead of an MD (0.1935)
holding cats (0.1935)
drawing a webcomic (0.1947)
reading pictures for sad children (0.1951)
post it notes (0.1957)
signing up for Twitter (0.1957)
running with scissors (0.1978)
correcting your friends everytime they misspell Dromiceiomimus (0.2000)
being mean to the neighbor's rude kid (0.2000)
hooking up with ryan (0.2000)
that crazy night in Pheonix (0.2000)
finally taking a chance and talking to him or her (0.2000)
Loosing you religion or faith (0.2000)
busting through the heavens with your drill (0.2000)
a glorious fart (0.2000)
not having balls (0.2000)
comitting massive regret vote fraud (0.2000)
not joining the military (0.2000)
delicious ice cream (0.2000)
making fun of people who instigate fights in YouTube's comments section (0.2000)
someday wanting to own land, with fruit growing on that land (0.2000)
not having played Kingdom Hearts yet (0.2000)
opening a nice, refreshing Tab (0.2000)
making pies (0.2000)
eating that piece of chocolate (0.2000)
dandelion wine (0.2000)
getting over your ex so quickly (0.2000)
British English (0.2000)
going on a bicycle tour (0.2000)
lying about how spicy it was (0.2000)
wondering what goes through their little kitty brains (0.2000)
feeling that Pepe is the cutes BYOB corner pet (0.2000)
shit son, I don't know (0.2000)
buying a Mac (0.2027)
not going to dartmouth (0.2034)
extra sprinkles (0.2037)
Fictional Jimbo Wales (0.2041)
experimenting with new and interesting sandwich fillings (0.2044)
listening to the whole CD (0.2051)
giving a gift as a surprise (0.2055)
mARRIAGE (0.2059)
liking folk rock (0.2059)
not settling down when all your friends did (0.2059)
finding the key to the secret garden (0.2059)
missing the NBA playoffs to watch the new episode of 'Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern' (0.2069)
swallowing (0.2069)
playing dress up (0.2075)
the Lord of the Rings (0.2079)
inventing a maneuver (0.2083)
spending two hours on the phone with your grandmother (0.2083)
singing Bohemian Rhapsody at the top of your lungs (0.2083)
ever reading that first comic strip on the Web (0.2083)
buying the newer model (0.2083)
white text on a dark background (0.2083)
thanksgiving (0.2086)
not going to prom (0.2088)
almost always using the British spellings for things, even though you are an American and your spell check always tells you it's wrong (0.2090)
quitting even though the job was OK, but just OK (0.2093)
wanting to take a girl under your arm (0.2105)
being Witty (0.2105)
extra cheese (0.2105)
wanting to ride your bicycle, wanting to ride it when you like (0.2105)
how awesome broiling is (0.2105)
Dinosaur Comics' new layout (0.2105)
the Dromiceiomimus' improbable colouring (0.2105)
sleeping for thirteen hours (0.2105)
being your mother's child (0.2105)
xkcd (0.2105)
tickling her THERE (0.2105)
staying up all night to watch an eighteen year old paint her nails online (0.2115)
homographic homophonic autantonyms (0.2121)
feeling closer to people in this world of regret (0.2121)
buying a motorcycle (0.2121)
shooting a man in Reno just to watch him die (0.2128)
switching parties (0.2128)
what you did last Friday night (0.2135)
Jack Kerouac (0.2143)
air guitar (0.2143)
wondering, if the death machine was made of organic technology, could it predict its own death (0.2143)
masturbating at a Jessica Alba movie (0.2143)
letting her sit in the front seat (0.2143)
lying on a futon (0.2143)
eating pizza (0.2143)
going to university (0.2143)
jerking off into your roommate's shampoo bottle, not just once but every day for like two weeks (0.2143)
using words that are not really words (0.2143)
being really cool (0.2143)
disagreeing with things (0.2143)
that consomme is broth with will (0.2143)
being the lazer viking (0.2143)
facial hair (0.2143)
cleaning out your bowels through the act of pooping (0.2143)
going to market (0.2143)
the invention of custard (0.2143)
going to the beach alone (0.2157)
using hugs, not drugs (0.2157)
being American (0.2160)
knowing why the caged bird sings (0.2162)
telling your brother he was adopted (0.2174)
ephemera (0.2174)
optical illusions (0.2174)
giggling over a heart's warm cockles (0.2174)
eating a tasty salad (0.2174)
taking care of knives (0.2174)
this place smelling like brownies all of the sudden (0.2174)
taking the boat (0.2174)
not knowing who Richard Dawkins is (0.2174)
punching that baby, despite it's rude behavior (0.2174)
not eating Pizza Hut pizza (0.2174)
purposely deceiving someone who never listens to what you have to say (0.2182)
following Stephen Fry on Twitter (0.2192)
being crazy and or retarded (0.2195)
dancing with the devil in the pale moon light (0.2200)
the death of Clippy (0.2200)
tweed jackets with leather elbow patches (0.2206)
becoming vegetarian or vegan (0.2222)
tiger's belly (0.2222)
getting a credit card (0.2222)
explaining to someone what the Regret Index is (0.2222)
getting a tattoo (0.2222)
being vaguely european (0.2222)
the existence of the interrobang! (0.2222)
major tom (0.2222)
looking at pictures of adorable puppies (0.2222)
painting your fingernails lime green (0.2222)
fighting the Nausican (0.2222)
being Anonymous (0.2222)
taking comfort in the regret index in any way whatsoever (0.2222)
volunteering (0.2222)
not killing every faggot I've ever seen in my entire life (0.2222)
wondering what the significance of the qwantz dot com domain name is (0.2222)
the bird being a word (0.2222)
PIN numbers (0.2222)
studying linguistics (0.2233)
spending a whole bunch of time reading random articles on wikipedia (0.2235)
chewing bubblegum (0.2235)
crying during the first ten minutes of the new Star Trek movie (0.2241)
stealing the enterprise (0.2241)
dancing all crazy (0.2250)
starting that fire (0.2250)
EXISTING (0.2254)
spreading your legs (0.2258)
penis (0.2264)
Grad school (0.2264)
the internet (0.2268)
making love above the pub (0.2273)
takin it to the streets (0.2273)
ATM machines (0.2273)
writing slashfiction about webcomic authors (0.2286)
wondering if there's a way to extract all of these autofill regrets into a text file for saving and possibly choosing the better ones (0.2286)
a lifetime dedicated to public displays of air guitar (0.2286)
what happened in vegas (0.2286)
pictures for sad children (0.2286)
having an adolescent crush on Christopher Walken (0.2308)
filling your thesis with references to monkeys (0.2308)
actually finding pigeons more cute than vermin like (0.2308)
that dreaming is free (0.2308)
dancing while no one's watching (0.2308)
running away from indie cred, even though you listen to some of the music (0.2308)
leaving a legacy (0.2308)
reading every single Dinosaur Comic from beginning to end in a single sitting (0.2308)
reproducing via meiosis (0.2308)
ordering from Amazon marketplace (0.2308)
preferring women with body hair over women who shave (0.2308)
being born after Freddy Mercury died (0.2308)
being a Shakespeare nerd (0.2308)
your time machine (0.2308)
eating cheese just for the sake of eating cheese (0.2308)
horseshoe crabs (0.2308)
a French guy who looks like Janice Dickinson wearing a strap on under a fancy ball gown, just to piss off his rich bitch girlfriend and her annoying family (0.2308)
puttin' on the ritz (0.2308)
that you like pie quite a bit (0.2308)
vaguely effeminate dancing frogs (0.2308)
buying a chocolate bar without checking the label first, only to find it had peanuts in it (0.2320)
that your delicious cheeseburger was made from a cow whose cause of death was predicted by an infallible machine (0.2326)
having low pop culture IQ (0.2326)
taking the last brownie (0.2326)
learning all the elements in the periodic table in order (0.2328)
trying something new (0.2330)
my high GPA in high school (0.2333)
puppy dawgs (0.2333)
getting out of bed this morning (0.2333)
telling him you had feelings for him even though you really didn't know whether he'd reciprocate (0.2333)
referring to water as hydrogen hydroxide, as a means to both achieve maximal accuracy from the perspective of how the atoms are actually connected, and freaking people out (0.2333)
masturbating (0.2333)
only that you have but one life to give for your country (0.2340)
line dancing while drunk (0.2340)
log cabin (0.2340)
turning up at Ryan's door covered in mustard (0.2340)
sticking with your major (0.2340)
spending an entire day listening to the same song on repeat (0.2348)
retiring early (0.2353)
thinking that dinosaur might be good to eat, depending on the species, but wondering if the size of the animal would effect the texture of the meat or something like that (0.2353)
going to church (0.2353)
the moon (0.2353)
asking them to wait for you (0.2353)
walruses (0.2353)
anonymity (0.2353)
wearing that outfit at the same time she did (0.2353)
tapping her mana (0.2353)
growing a handlebar moustache (0.2353)
wearing hipster glasses (0.2360)
asking her out (0.2368)
leaving the farm (0.2368)
irony (0.2368)
your haircut (0.2373)
getting hooked on Harry Potter or Twilight (0.2375)
adding this to StumbleUpon (0.2381)
buying a Wii (0.2381)
being necessarily clever (0.2381)
being the latest in nerd technology (0.2381)
reading, that shit is crazy (0.2381)
eating out a feminist (0.2381)
ice cream (0.2381)
hide and seek (0.2381)
selling your nintendo wii (0.2381)
doing it for the lulz (0.2386)
Skipping the Fiance's family Easter Dinner to play xbox and go to a concert (0.2389)
not giving David Gwilliam kisses before he got married (0.2394)
missing Efterklang at the Dublin Docklands (0.2400)
falling in love (0.2400)
going to an Ivy League school (0.2400)
impersonating that person (0.2400)
helvetica (0.2400)
Paris (0.2400)
losing your religion, like in that one song (0.2400)
orthodontics (0.2407)
using flesh for digestive energy (0.2411)
unpacking my adjectives (0.2414)
The Princess Bride (0.2414)
Dresden Codak (0.2414)
still knowing the lyrics to nineties pop songs (0.2414)
nothing (0.2421)
smoking pot (0.2421)
going through a Bob Marley phase in college, like EVERYONE else (0.2424)
love (0.2424)
writing the letter "x" backwards and upsidedown (0.2424)
sexuality (0.2432)
selling myself to science (0.2432)
the english alphabet (0.2436)
not knowing any ABBA songs by Heart (0.2439)
reading through the entire dinosaur comics archive and then talking like Ryan for the next month (0.2439)
having known love (0.2439)
not being on fire (0.2444)
sending emails using your friends emails when he or she leaves themselves logged in and are not looking (0.2449)
giving up eating mammals (0.2460)
rereading all the harry potter books (0.2462)
coming to this site (0.2466)
dating someone much younger (0.2474)
breaking up with my first love (0.2482)
getting a liberal arts education (0.2500)
having sex with your boss' underage daughter (0.2500)
buying one of each in EVERY COLOUR (0.2500)
getting divorced (0.2500)
your very existence (0.2500)
trolling the UK government petition site with stupid petitions you know would be rejected (0.2500)
Ryan getting the Regret Index back up (0.2500)
being born during the hot war (0.2500)
speaking in spoonerisms (0.2500)
being scared of Kefka (0.2500)
thinking someone was hot just because they were good at maths (0.2500)
correcting people on their improper use of the subjunctive (0.2500)
eating a vegan (0.2500)
knowing she was gay and still dating her (0.2500)
dueling with the devil at the old crossroads (0.2500)
banjo dueling (0.2500)
being a huge nerd (0.2500)
only listening to good music (0.2500)
having sexy intestines (0.2500)
wondering what kind of girl would be impressed with somebody smoking, it doesn't seem that difficult to do (0.2500)
the venture brothers (0.2500)
still feeling a desire to defend ayn rand, for as narrow minded as she was, she was still a beautiful character (0.2500)
coming on to the regret index (0.2500)
a clandestine meating (0.2500)
opening the windows (0.2500)
the simpsons (0.2500)
all of the weird things you are a fan of (0.2500)
adding a new regret (0.2500)
eating babies (0.2500)
playing god (0.2500)
loving songs that have really depressing lyrics to go along with a happy beat (0.2500)
liking songs that seem innocent on first listening, but end up being about serial killers or something like that (0.2500)
using the time machine (0.2500)
falling in love with the majesty of colors (0.2500)
the flowers that bloom in the spring (0.2500)
life being so tasty (0.2500)
lesbians (0.2500)
being a pc (0.2500)
not having a penis (0.2500)
eating creepy things because they're tasty (0.2500)
deliberately misunderstanding offensive slang by taking it literally, ie assume when someone says 'faggot' that they refer to a bundle of sticks or twigs (0.2500)
having so many ideas (0.2500)
fluffy cats (0.2500)
putting mixed veggies in your scrambled eggs (0.2500)
having a cute little white butt (0.2500)
that unlike Hank Hill, you don't have to sell propane OR propane accessories (0.2500)
your sudden urge to make brownies (0.2500)
the first time you got drunk (0.2500)
never dealing drugs (0.2500)
deep fat frying a twinkie (0.2500)
high fives (0.2500)
ever saying "no fat chicks" (0.2500)
pushing it real good (0.2500)
eating a minimalist (0.2500)
picking up the banana phone (0.2500)
using my mom's deodorant (0.2500)
considering eating two dollars and fifty cents worth of raspberries in one sitting (0.2500)
paying for something with fifteen dollars in quarters (0.2500)
hugging a koala (0.2500)
books (0.2500)
globalisation (0.2500)
answering the telephone in a foreign language (0.2500)
licking out a feminist (0.2500)
sticking it to the man (0.2500)
girls, ewwwwww (0.2500)
that Japanese people LOVE coelacanths (0.2500)
going fishing with your dad (0.2500)
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having found the strangest music (0.2500)
that aloe plants are awesome (0.2500)
popping the zits on your ass (0.2500)
probably being able to name the five albums most influential to you in your childhood right now (0.2500)
English (0.2500)
going to graduate school (0.2529)
insisting on precision (0.2540)
eating mexican food (0.2540)
dyeing your hair (0.2545)
sexy times with a friend (0.2547)
going back for seconds on dessert (0.2547)
everything (0.2553)
eating tofu (0.2554)
socializing instead of playing video games (0.2556)
chromatic scales (0.2558)
being (0.2558)
tang (0.2564)
not trying alcohol sooner (0.2564)
wishing you could give yourself a blowie (0.2564)
having a winsome onesome (0.2564)
not listening to Billy Zane (0.2564)
not googling The Underfold (0.2568)
being a socialist (0.2571)
not knowing what the big deal with Twitter is (0.2571)
watching Borat (0.2574)
doing acid (0.2581)
quoting that xkcd comic (0.2581)
wanting to discover life with someone (0.2581)
zombies ate my neighbors (0.2581)
doing a favour that I knew would not be repayed (0.2588)
painting your fingernails black (0.2593)
fucking his mom (0.2593)
eating macademia nuts (0.2593)
Skinny dipping (0.2593)
going the extra mile (0.2593)
the final countdown (0.2600)
using this site to admit your regrets (0.2609)
eating all the royalty (0.2609)
Philip Fry's eleventh year of living in the future (0.2609)
not sleeping with him (0.2609)
bursting out into evil laughter in a crowded or public place (0.2609)
throwing your underwear onto the stage (0.2609)
loving chocolate so damn much (0.2609)
The Ten Second Rule (0.2609)
cathedrals (0.2609)
memorizing Monty Python and the Holy Grail (0.2619)
learning lisp (0.2619)
cooking hamburgers on my engine block (0.2632)
writing a novel (0.2632)
being winsome (0.2632)
cleaning up after yourself (0.2632)
living on the edge (0.2632)
throwing your hands up in the air, waving them around like you just don't care (0.2632)
eating a child once (0.2632)
wondering what kind of feelings different animals feel (0.2632)
being there for her when she needed you (0.2632)
wanting gummi bears and or banana chips right now (0.2632)
getting milk faced and humming like rabbits (0.2632)
eating that cookie out of the trash (0.2632)
going commando (0.2632)
your twisted desires (0.2632)
having a stomach that growls (0.2632)
a tiny woman (0.2639)
that shorts are comfy and easy to wear (0.2647)
winter (0.2647)
responding with Sassy Molassy (0.2658)
crowdsurfing (0.2667)
faking your own death (0.2667)
being a dog person (0.2667)
alligators in the sewer (0.2667)
not having tiny brown birds live behind your air conditioner (0.2667)
that all you know about Final Fantasy, you learned from a friend who really liked it when you were teenagers (0.2667)
slowly replacing every part of your body with machinery (0.2667)
reading through the entire dinosaur comics archive and then tasting like Ryan for the next month (0.2667)
trying to figure out if using "Cocksucker" as an insult is sexist and or homophobic (0.2667)
Peeing in someone's drink (0.2667)
eating food that fell on the ground (0.2667)
the trend in ballet slippers, which you think are much less sexy than a flip flop or a sandal with open toes, mmmm, toes (0.2667)
not being a latin american migrant worker in Japan (0.2667)
spooning Jewel's boobs (0.2667)
that your MPthree player doubles as a USB flash drive (0.2667)
mocha (0.2667)
eating that last cookie (0.2684)
buying a SLR or DSLR camera (0.2692)
that now that the Regret Index is back, you can go back to ignoring your Facebook, Twitter, Livejournal, Tegaki, and Deviantart (0.2692)
living drug free (0.2692)
remaining a virgin after college (0.2692)
spin the bottle (0.2692)
Wagner (0.2692)
cooking yourself a lavish meal and not sharing it with anyone (0.2695)
your First Time (0.2698)
boats (0.2698)
private school (0.2703)
thinking that the dude in the header of this website is kinda cute (0.2703)
verbing words (0.2703)
losing your virginity when you did (0.2703)
switching majors (0.2703)
learning so many digits of pi (0.2703)
going POOP (0.2703)
not memorising every Star Trek episode (0.2705)
eating pistachio nuts (0.2708)
putting these dumb questions on here (0.2716)
joining community theater (0.2727)
pokemon (0.2727)
going out to the woods today (0.2727)
polytheism (0.2727)
taking up the ukulele (0.2727)
uisng pirate insults in a real fight (0.2727)
loving (0.2727)
coming from the land of the ice and snow, from the midnight sun where the hot springs flow (0.2727)
changing your name (0.2727)
not sleeping with that tranvestite (0.2727)
not shaving for a month (0.2727)
using the phrases douchebag and tool interchangably (0.2727)
being the cool aunt or uncle instead of having kids (0.2727)
a giant cup of hot chocolate, complete with little marshmellows and cream (0.2727)
challenging someone to a duel via a glove to the face (0.2727)
going wee wee wee all the way home (0.2727)
M C Escher (0.2727)
wearing a new clothing item, washing it, re attaching the tags, then returning it (0.2727)
dating (0.2727)
wishing you was a tiger (0.2727)
posting the titles and authors of your favorite books in the comment section of this regret (0.2727)
that serenity owned so hard (0.2727)
hasbro (0.2727)
wondering where all these regretters came from (0.2727)
making references to poetry (0.2727)
Taking an art degree (0.2727)
sighing (0.2727)
making fun of fat swans (0.2727)
pushing it well (0.2727)
going to the fancy dress party as Batman, knowing full well that the theme had no conceivable connection to Batman (0.2727)
making friends with a cat named Badger (0.2727)
eating bacon made from pigs that had swine flu (0.2727)
brutal legend (0.2727)
kind of wishing you were sick enough to be hospitalized so you could merit a few days' rest and care (0.2727)
playing psychonauts to get closer to agentfiftyseven (0.2727)
building a birdhouse in your soul (0.2727)
drinking from the tap (0.2727)
ripping off penis jokes (0.2727)
being swift (0.2727)
saying the name of the Scottish play (0.2727)
being childfree (0.2727)
theamazingregretindexing (0.2727)
floating in a most peculiar way (0.2727)
loving Canada (0.2727)
kissing that boy in Ithaca (0.2745)
watching House (0.2746)
living with your mother (0.2750)
picking Charmander (0.2750)
flirting with somebody other than your significant other (0.2754)
fasting (0.2759)
that your livingroom is full of dancers (0.2759)
for some reason having a bias against nicotine (0.2759)
flames (0.2759)
listening to a favorite song on repeat for hours (0.2759)
having that threesome (0.2766)
super fat hippos (0.2766)
getting (0.2768)
asking them out (0.2770)
your wares (0.2778)
giving your best when you know it won't be enough (0.2778)
not keeping up with the jonesing (0.2778)
ever seeing the rain (0.2778)
looking at gross and fascinating things on Wikipedia (0.2778)
eating boxed triceratops (0.2778)
polygamy (0.2778)
wondering why rachel has returned to commenting without using her name (0.2778)
being Ryan (0.2778)
not taking home ec in junior high (0.2778)
liking fat thighs you can not lie (0.2778)
beer thirty (0.2778)
not telling your parents (0.2788)
getting mushrooms on your pizza (0.2796)
that someone keeps looking at my submitted regrets and combining them to form hilarious new ones (0.2800)
being well envoweled (0.2800)
not owning a single pair of tube socks (0.2800)
being well endowed (0.2800)
coming out (0.2800)
going back in time to punch nazis in da face (0.2800)
that you were only referring to the subjects of ABBA's music primarily seeming to come from a feminine point of view, but yeah, you don't mind referring to longhaired blonde Swedish dudes as "chicks" (0.2800)
listining to something when you know it'll make you cry (0.2800)
spending the entire night going through the archives of that webcomic (0.2804)
all those Baileys On The Rocks with no regard for caloric intake (0.2813)
puns (0.2817)
your gay experience (0.2817)
being honest (0.2818)
missing the Butthole Surfers concert (0.2821)
the successful launch of Sputnik I (0.2826)
eating too much at Thanksgiving (0.2836)
taking the red pill (0.2838)
wondering what the scream you were thinking about is called, you know you've heard it in several things (0.2857)
the digital domain (0.2857)
throwing meat at vegans (0.2857)
coconut bras (0.2857)
vowels (0.2857)
living in a country that doesn't have bagged milk (0.2857)
your fingertips tasting like garlic (0.2857)
never doing bad things (0.2857)
using drugs (0.2857)
taking the Amtrak (0.2857)
having a detachable penis (0.2857)
that your whole family is made of meat (0.2857)
screaming I LOVE YOU from the top of your lungs (0.2857)
taking an expectorant (0.2857)
Beth (0.2857)
lurking (0.2857)
loving your mama (0.2857)
believing in karma (0.2857)
following a dream even though it didn't work out (0.2857)
eating snakes (0.2857)
your double agency (0.2857)
wondering where this eating meme came from (0.2857)
the ventures (0.2857)
the death of a disco dancer (0.2857)
having your memories backed up on a thumb drive (0.2857)
telling her how you feel (0.2857)
kissing him (0.2864)
deciding you are too cool to go to the prom (0.2867)
telling the truth, even though it hurt him (0.2875)
secretly wanting internet fame (0.2877)
rubbing my face in a tiger's belly (0.2889)
kissing that bearded man (0.2889)
finally knowing the score (0.2889)
playing Spyro (0.2895)
chewing on things (0.2897)
hanging out with strangers on public transit (0.2903)
having Heart (0.2903)
that Weezing is a member of both the Team Rocket Poison Type binary with Arbok, and the Cinnabar Mansion Pollution binary with Muk (0.2917)
learning to play the spoons (0.2917)
practicing what you preach (0.2917)
not having an abortion (0.2917)
your circumcision (0.2917)
gazing (0.2917)
going on to hotornot just to give everyone a really low score to stop them getting big headed (0.2917)
intentionally spreading Swine Flu (0.2923)
that this site is HOT OR NOT for cool people (0.2927)
tackling her (0.2927)
flying back into battle and shooting Darth Vader's Tie Fighter so Luke can blow up the Death Star (0.2927)
going to the prom (0.2931)
sleeping with your best friend (0.2931)
waking up this morning (0.2932)
getting it pierced (0.2941)
pooping on a dog (0.2941)
going to a tiny college (0.2941)
adding a little bit of limeade to your smoothie to make it sherbety (0.2941)
only wanting to see Wolverine because of the hot, hairy Liev Schreiber (0.2941)
every sexual experience you've ever had (0.2941)
driving all day in order to pick up your brother, who is coming home for the summer (0.2941)
only watching Intervention so you can feel better about your life choices (0.2941)
accidentally setting my balls on fire with a barbecue lighter (0.2941)
being a child once (0.2941)
rioting with the frenzied mob (0.2941)
going hogg wild (0.2941)
that fry is your favorite character on futurama (0.2941)
not giving change to what you thought was a homeless guy but was just some dude in need of a shower (0.2941)
taking it all off (0.2941)
wondering how one gets a job as a taxidermist and bone cleaner (0.2941)

most voted regrets

meeting Brian Peppers (12078/0.9998)
turtles (2443/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2430/0.0000)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2335/0.5073)
breasts (1440/0.0135)
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