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booking in to Logface to find a message from Zuck Bergermark asking you to please leave, and going back to YamSpec to find that Otm has left you a message instructing you to delete your account
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logging in to Facebook to find a message from Mark Zuckerberg asking you to please leave, and going back to MySpace to find that Tom has left you a message instructing you to delete your account
telling the Philippines authorities that Kento is actually two small boys in a raincoat, one standing on the other's shoulders
Transgender People Will Be Allowed to Serve Openly in Military
telling the Philippines authorities that Kento is the back half of a pantomime horse
That could be a Mexican plane up there
telling the Philippines authorities that Kento is the front half of a pantomime horse
logging in to MyFry only to discover that your only friend is still Stephen and the only thing he's posted is the welcome message everybody gets
Donald Trompe
How To Make McFly's French Donalds
How To Make McDonald's French Fries
The red dragon ain't no evil
declaring that inequality is essential to fostering "the spirit of envy" and hailing greed as a "valuable spur to economic activity"
turning your back to the future parts
MyFry
bottoming for Stephen MyFry in Bareback to the Future Parts I, II, and III
saying she died easy of a broken heart disease
remember Gove, he's back, in POB form
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(2) do you have any idea how much it costs to qualify as a padawan, let alone a Jedi Knight
(1) He liked to post innocent looking links that led to a photo of a My Little Pony doll he had jerked off on
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(1) for me it's always going to be NPor, closely followed by RSte and EJac
(4) it's also possible that I might just change my mind one day for no real reason
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kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
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not eating out Kento (0.0000)
licking Danish remoulade off of Chris Lydon's erect penis (0.0000)
having sex with a girl who looked a lot like Christina Ricci (0.0000)
pussy (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
arresting a king in his own palace (0.0000)
sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
The Curious Cans of Benjamin Buttocks (0.0000)
shaving Jewel's bush, meow (0.0000)
having Gordon Ramsay voice an orangutan who does nothing but masturbate and defecate (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
having impure thoughts about a teenage Kimmie Gibbler (0.0000)
fisting Go Ikeda (0.0000)
twats (0.0000)
bellowing DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND (0.0000)
slamming your dick in the car door (0.0000)
brunettes (0.0000)
telling that girl in second grade who insisted that you were "the boss of her" to show you her vagina (0.0000)
telling the Philippines authorities that Kento is a drug mule (0.0000)
masturbating with your cut off hand (0.0000)
not being Kento (0.0000)
using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
humping Jewel's bust (0.0000)
stabbing Isabella Rossellini and ejaculating in the wound (0.0000)
sprinking chocolate chips on your beloved's breasts as you knead them (0.0000)
smashing a birdhouse with your flaccid dick (0.0000)
stealing that girl's bra from the communal laundry room (0.0000)
teabagging Raymond Burr (0.0000)
holding your boobs when you run down the stairs (0.0000)
cornholing Willie Mays (0.0000)
turtles (0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (0.0004)
regret index greatest tits, Kento (0.0115)
breasts (0.0135)
buying multiple copies of the book "To Be or Not to Be" by the incredibly handsome New York Times bestselling author Ryan North (0.0161)
slamming your dick in Jewel's boobs (0.0185)
saying no when you should have said yes (0.0217)
having a lesbian crush on Alex Dainis (0.0233)
dongs (0.0297)
staring at Bicoid Babe's ass seriously (0.0310)
Twin Long Rods #Two (0.0345)
asian racks (0.0357)
fisting Kevin Bacon at home (0.0370)
hating reality TV shows (0.0385)
sexy makeouts (0.0400)
going to the Sweatiest Ass in the World world premiere with Kento (0.0408)
being awesome (0.0410)
going slightly out of your way to step on that crunchy looking leaf (0.0433)
consistent pubic lice (0.0455)
dinosaurs (0.0466)
Receiving from Jaylala (0.0476)
spooning Kento's boobs (0.0526)
being the real deal (0.0526)
breastfeeding (0.0526)
all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy (0.0541)
learning to play the xylophone (0.0543)
playing Dungeons & Dragons with Tim Duncan (0.0556)
Allison Iraheta being voted off American Idol (0.0556)
how weird The Regret Index becomes at night (0.0556)
being a nerd (0.0580)
drinking delicious lemonade and popping wheelies (0.0588)
all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy (0.0606)
building a castle out of the junk in a junkyard (0.0625)
demanding proof (0.0625)
boobs (0.0625)
managing to resist the perverse curiosity to see TwoGirlsOneCup, so far (0.0625)
making a fort in your living room out of couch cushions (0.0625)
this video (0.0667)
playing it loud (0.0704)
having to wear glasses (0.0714)
sleeping with that slim ugly huge breasted double D cup bucktoothed seventeen year old national merit scolar bikini model cellist goth, and by the way, screw you MB (0.0714)
really not regretting the number one four two eight at all (0.0714)
wondering what penguin would tase like (0.0714)
your love of eighties action movies (0.0727)
all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy (0.0732)
discovering webcomics (0.0746)
playing Dungeons & Dragons with Tim Duncan (0.0769)
choosing Squirtle (0.0769)
boobs, vaginas, asses, and such (0.0769)
defending the bullied kid (0.0769)
not wearing panties (0.0769)
futurama (0.0769)
getting FOUR fish hooks stuck in your scrotum (0.0769)
that Jewel has huge boobs, seriously (0.0769)
all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy (0.0811)
not supporting the President (0.0833)
all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy (0.0833)
disabling your crazy friend (0.0833)
drinking champagne out of a chimp anus (0.0833)
Bicoid Babe (0.0833)
that wikipedia describes attending concerts as a "ritual" (0.0833)
having beautiful breasts (0.0833)
that walruses, goats, and swans represent the Leviathan, Behemoth, and Ziz, respectively, of the regret index (0.0833)
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dinosaur comics (0.0833)
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"Allison Iraheta being voted off American Idol" being voted off the bottom regrets list (0.0833)
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staying in college (0.0879)
sharing warm spiced cider with a loved one (0.0891)
nomming a hamburger (0.0909)
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questioning your sexuality (0.0909)
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Squirtle (0.0909)
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making waffles (0.0918)
moving out of your parent's house (0.0941)
holding hands (0.0952)
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fun times involving sushi (0.0959)
playing videogames while drunk (0.0962)
learning another language (0.0962)
publicly mocking Swine Flu (0.0970)
dromiceiomimus (0.0976)
drinking delicious lemonade (0.0982)
butts (0.0991)
less than three (0.1000)
growing up in a nonchurchgoing family (0.1000)
not having seen Muriel's Wedding (0.1000)
sitting on the floor in second grade (0.1000)
buying a Dinosaur Comics tshirt (0.1017)
sleeping naked (0.1026)
defending cream soda (0.1062)
saying 'boners ahoy' (0.1064)
putting punctuation in your comment (0.1067)
the last time you drank (0.1071)
the very last thing you said (0.1071)
opening new cider (0.1077)
spending all weekend naked (0.1111)
going to lunch (0.1111)
following that white rabbit (0.1111)
that stuff getting eaten is inherently funny (0.1111)
having seen Star Wars all the through probably over a hundred times (0.1111)
hugging a tree like a koala (0.1111)
the death of Margaret Hilda Thatcher (0.1111)
kissing (0.1116)
becoming an atheist (0.1124)
getting into firefly (0.1126)
World War Two's ending in Allied victory (0.1129)
party party partying hard (0.1136)
starting over (0.1143)
being meat (0.1143)
eating raised bread (0.1154)
closing the door (0.1154)
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friendship (0.1167)
the little wiggly things at the end of feet (0.1176)
making a little space for the cheese slices (0.1176)
spending an evening eating spicy cheetos, reading language log, and masturbating to nude photos of your ex from five years ago (0.1176)
that rachel is back (0.1176)
downloading music illegally (0.1176)
drinking your first drink (0.1183)
getting your hot cocoa on (0.1200)
skipping work to sit in the sun (0.1200)
accepting candy from strangers (0.1204)
the color of blood outside the body when one has iron based blood (0.1212)
thinking of rain (0.1212)
ryan north (0.1226)
drinking a cold beer in the shower (0.1228)
Voting for Barak Obama (0.1228)
breathing (0.1239)
hating family guy almost as soon as it was uncanceled (0.1250)
that you tend to give money to buskers or not depending on their talent (0.1250)
not meeting Emily Gray (0.1250)
reading the book that changed everything (0.1250)
popping wheelies with the boys (0.1275)
winning (0.1287)
watching Mystery Science Theatre all night (0.1304)
having sex at seventeen (0.1304)
vandalizing Wikipedia's chicken page that one time (0.1304)
Getting into Miles Davis (0.1304)
that groove is in the heart (0.1304)
talking to strangers (0.1311)
not getting the chance to meet the Mets (0.1311)
free speech (0.1316)
voting (0.1324)
attempting to lucid dream (0.1333)
eating goat cheese (0.1333)
flushing that gallon of rotten shrimp down the toilet (0.1333)
not installing Safari Three on all your computers yet (0.1333)
Zooey Deschanel looks like a sandblasted Lucy Lawless (0.1333)
obama (0.1348)
taking AP classes (0.1349)
loving Batman (0.1351)
qwantz (0.1356)
making mud soup as a kid (0.1364)
making out with that girl dressed as a French maid at that costume party (0.1364)
kissing her (0.1364)
being one of the very few people in your circle of friends to never really have the urge to smoke cigarettes (0.1389)
lasers (0.1395)
singing along (0.1395)
not wringing your parent's neck (0.1400)
not having kids (0.1408)
skipping the Harry Potter midnight release (0.1413)
not going to freecreditreport dot com (0.1429)
having erotic fantasies about Bob Dylan (0.1429)
going hog wild (0.1429)
having impure thoughts about a teenage Winona Rider (0.1429)
that for every n in N there is a finite sequence a subscript k, of which every member is in Z and is nonnegative, such that the product for i from one to m, where m is the length of the sequence, of p subscript i to the power of a subscript i equals n (0.1429)
sexy spaceships (0.1429)
making out with that girl who turned out to still be in high school (0.1429)
polydactyl cats (0.1429)
What is this I don't even (0.1429)
I don't know, always kind of liking narwhals yourself (0.1429)
eating roast beef off of your own boobs (0.1429)
liking michael showalter a lot (0.1429)
not boning a donkey (0.1429)
kicking everyone's butt (0.1429)
ap classes (0.1429)
in jokes (0.1429)
being a rocker (0.1429)
losing your virginity (0.1429)
paying for a whole seat but only using the edge (0.1429)
dropping your first truth and beauty bomb (0.1429)
putting your jeans and socks in one load (0.1429)
growing long hair (0.1453)
living abroad (0.1477)
not being pretentious enough (0.1481)
all those books you read (0.1481)
sexing her hardcore (0.1481)
breaking bones while snowboarding (0.1481)
passing yourself off as royalty (0.1500)
spending an entire weekend in your pjs (0.1500)
blowing raspberries (0.1500)
being a meatatarian (0.1500)
eating vaguely european (0.1500)
accepting a lower paying but much less stressfull job (0.1505)
burning that motherfucker down (0.1515)
breaking the law (0.1522)
going to the gym (0.1524)
sneaking around in a cardboard box, Metal Gear style (0.1538)
keeping on trucking (0.1538)
physically assaulting that guy who can't even bother to tune in the easy listening station properly in his cubicle (0.1538)
deep throating Stephen Fry (0.1538)
The Middleman being cancelled (0.1538)
wearing two socks (0.1538)
that "bottom regrets" and "most voted regrets" are white while "add a new regret" "search regrets" "recent regrets" "top regrets" and "recent comments" are all in blue (0.1538)
pie (0.1538)
that you always liked Mike more than Joel (0.1538)
Being born (0.1543)
trying that exotic food (0.1544)
telling your parents you're an atheist (0.1552)
not kissing up to people, even if it's in your best interest to do so (0.1556)
memorising every Star Trek episode (0.1557)
keeping it real (0.1557)
getting drunk at a wedding (0.1579)
that "avril lavigne" in Canadia is a line of spring fresh canuck bidets (0.1579)
learning an instrument (0.1587)
gay (0.1587)
having a power level of over NINE THOUSAND (0.1591)
eating in a rad mood (0.1600)
reading the regret index (0.1613)
eating bread (0.1622)
the indescribable beauty of simplicity (0.1622)
wikipedia (0.1622)
eating meat (0.1628)
playing Starfox Sixty Four (0.1647)
how many times you went back over the archive for Dinosaur comics (0.1648)
Pretending to be asleep to avoid talking (0.1649)
visiting this website (0.1656)
always eating your skittles in prismatic order (0.1667)
eating left handed (0.1667)
just wanting a sign (0.1667)
busting myths (0.1667)
chrono trigger (0.1667)
cheese (0.1667)
sweetness (0.1667)
christmas (0.1667)
being in a rad mood (0.1667)
pudding (0.1667)
having roast beef (0.1667)
watching 'The Dark Knight' (0.1667)
refusing to accept the modern sense of "tweet" into your vocabulary (0.1667)
meeting a possum (0.1667)
randomly meeting people who fill your heart with glee (0.1667)
eating her out (0.1667)
clockwork (0.1667)
being the one kid in your nerd clique who instantly hated Return of the Jedi with a passion (0.1667)
being able to say 'when I was your age, pluto was a planet' (0.1695)
playing in traffic (0.1696)
being British (0.1698)
not switching to Geico (0.1712)
having eaten dinner (0.1714)
having a onesome (0.1717)
hugging a tree (0.1719)
ghosts (0.1724)
dancing naked ALL DAY LONG (0.1739)
listening to Wagner (0.1739)
neing a super freak super freak (0.1739)
wondering whether Kento, Document, Sarah, and Pseudonym have found the new regret index yet (0.1739)
not waxing your eyebrows in high school (0.1748)
that where we're going we don't need roads (0.1748)
preparing for the zombie apocalypse (0.1750)
a log cabin (0.1757)
staying up all night to watch the sun rise (0.1757)
planning for the zombie attack (0.1765)
thinking of lettuce as just a delivery system for salad dressing (0.1765)
dessert (0.1765)
Garfield Minus Garfield (0.1765)
getting a lick job from a trannie hooker in the dumpster behind Steak n Shake (0.1765)
eating a huge nerd (0.1765)
not being one of those women who instantly fawn over babies (0.1765)
putting on your robe and wizard hat (0.1765)
loving lamp (0.1771)
having a crush on the Utahraptor (0.1773)
peanut butter (0.1778)
that Venn diagramming is your favorite type of diagramming (0.1786)
painting the bedroom a color other than white or offwhite (0.1789)
not smoking (0.1795)
that the Index is back, and the old users are back, and it is amazing nostalgic times for all (0.1795)
bacon (0.1795)
still knowing the lyrics to eighties pop songs (0.1795)
insisting on protection (0.1795)
spending the Fourth in someone else's country (0.1818)
brownies (0.1818)
streaking (0.1818)
watching the sunrise (0.1818)
losing yourself and dreaming of world that lie between her fingers (0.1818)
lovin' dem pizza rolls (0.1818)
dancing naked (0.1818)
hot bondage (0.1818)
not really liking MMORPGs (0.1818)
that you wonder if rachel would be in your klan or hoard or guild or whatever when the pokemon mmorpg comes out (0.1818)
lullabies (0.1818)
not eating goats for a living (0.1818)
bringing up your distaste for Disney music (0.1818)
wondering whether a centaur foal would suckle from the human breasts or the horse teats underneath (0.1818)
that, in a way, David Carradine's death from autoerotic asphyxiation could properly be termed "a fatal stroke" (0.1818)
recognizing the beauty of mathematics and logic (0.1818)
ever reading books (0.1818)
road trips (0.1818)
simple english wikipedia (0.1818)
pronouncing "Intelligentsia" with a hard G (0.1818)
camping (0.1818)
trying to convince someone you are their Tyler Durden (0.1818)
eating a huge marshmallow (0.1818)
using the word "substitute" as a substitute for "replacement" (0.1818)
buying food for homeless people (0.1825)
not living in Corvallis, Oregon (0.1835)
washing your pet (0.1837)
yelling "in bed" at the end of fortune cookie fortunes (0.1837)
hot snogging (0.1842)
fry (0.1842)
drawing penises on the worksheet (0.1842)
listening to Beethoven (0.1852)
being an alligator (0.1852)
standing the test of time (0.1852)
having a huge internet crush on Kate Beaton (0.1852)
having a huge weiner (0.1852)
going to college (0.1852)
being the bee's knees (0.1860)
not knowing every ABBA song by heart, yet (0.1860)
donating to public radio (0.1860)
not knowing more about Anonymous (0.1875)
being real and fantastic (0.1875)
eating a butterfinger (0.1875)
wanting to be under the sea, in an octopus's garden, in the shade (0.1875)
living in the city (0.1875)
wearing white after Labor Day (0.1875)
feeling that Pepe is the cutes BYOB corner pet (0.1875)
iTunes somehow playing the same song around the same time every day despite being on shuffle (0.1875)
chocolate spread (0.1875)
watching Captain Planet (0.1875)
using the word "retarded" as a replacement for "stupid" (0.1875)
not joining the military (0.1875)
foreplay (0.1875)
the metric system (0.1878)
giving that dorky, but really sweet guy a chance (0.1885)
dowloading that song (0.1887)
dinosaur wrestling (0.1892)
choosing adventure over security (0.1892)
that the sea is deep and full of mystery (0.1905)
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choosing cake instead of death (0.1905)
hooking up words and phrases and clauses (0.1905)
being the cat's meow (0.1905)
taking boat (0.1905)
having a name that is fifty percent vowels (0.1905)
shooting Scott Temple (0.1905)
not actually being bitter or a nihilist (0.1905)
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bondage (0.1923)
being afraid of Americans (0.1923)
telling your mother you don't want to have children (0.1923)
not watching the movie Pontypool (0.1923)
this picture (0.1923)
milk (0.1935)
earning a PhD instead of an MD (0.1935)
pretending you're a woman to get into nursing school (0.1935)
learning new and interesting things about skin and blood (0.1935)
holding cats (0.1935)
drawing a webcomic (0.1947)
reading pictures for sad children (0.1951)
saving up some money (0.1951)
not seeing Nicolas Cage after seeing Face Off (0.1951)
signing up for Twitter (0.1983)
someday wanting to own land, with fruit growing on that land (0.2000)
flipping off everyone you hated from high school (0.2000)
going on a bicycle tour (0.2000)
delicious ice cream (0.2000)
masturbating at a Jessica Alba movie (0.2000)
dandelion wine (0.2000)
a glorious fart (0.2000)
busting through the heavens with your drill (0.2000)
revealing your nerdiness (0.2000)
buying the newer model (0.2000)
making pies (0.2000)
how awesome broiling is (0.2000)
being the hottest item on the regret index (0.2000)
British English (0.2000)
hooking up with ryan (0.2000)
not having played Kingdom Hearts yet (0.2000)
losing your religion (0.2000)
that crazy night in Pheonix (0.2000)
finally taking a chance and talking to him or her (0.2000)
that larder is a pretty neat, word, a holdover whose anachronistic meaning specifically meant a COLD storage room, but post refrigeration came to mean simply a pantry, but it could also mean a supply of food, the thing itself (0.2000)
getting over your ex so quickly (0.2000)
jumping in that lake (0.2022)
buying a Mac (0.2027)
not going to dartmouth (0.2034)
making love to your hand (0.2035)
extra sprinkles (0.2037)
Fictional Jimbo Wales (0.2041)
being bigger on the inside (0.2045)
listening to the whole CD (0.2051)
giving a gift as a surprise (0.2055)
liking folk rock (0.2059)
finding the key to the secret garden (0.2059)
mARRIAGE (0.2059)
experimenting with new and interesting sandwich fillings (0.2065)
running with scissors (0.2065)
swallowing (0.2069)
the Lord of the Rings (0.2079)
singing Bohemian Rhapsody at the top of your lungs (0.2083)
the resurrection of the regret index (0.2083)
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changing your cell phone number (0.2083)
spending two hours on the phone with your grandmother (0.2083)
ever reading that first comic strip on the Web (0.2083)
thanksgiving (0.2086)
not going to prom (0.2088)
pancakes (0.2105)
xkcd (0.2105)
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being Witty (0.2105)
sleeping for thirteen hours (0.2105)
correcting your friends everytime they misspell Dromiceiomimus (0.2105)
magic (0.2105)
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the Dromiceiomimus' improbable colouring (0.2105)
wearing a tshirt with a dinosaur on it to a dinosaur museum (0.2105)
Dinosaur Comics' new layout (0.2105)
turning it up to eleven (0.2105)
staying up all night to watch an eighteen year old paint her nails online (0.2115)
watching the Donald Duck cartoon "Die Fuhrer's Face" (0.2121)
buying a motorcycle (0.2121)
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donating (0.2121)
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post it notes (0.2128)
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what you did last Friday night (0.2135)
using words that are not really words (0.2143)
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eating pizza (0.2143)
not killing every faggot I've ever seen in my entire life (0.2143)
lying on a futon (0.2143)
the invention of custard (0.2143)
Monty Python (0.2143)
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chocolate (0.2143)
going to market (0.2143)
wondering if we can get back up to forty thousand regrets in a year's time (0.2143)
being really cool (0.2143)
making your time (0.2143)
air guitar (0.2143)
going to university (0.2143)
facial hair (0.2143)
being the lazer viking (0.2143)
disagreeing with things (0.2143)
that consomme is broth with will (0.2143)
jerking off into your roommate's shampoo bottle, not just once but every day for like two weeks (0.2143)
listening to music at a much higher or lower volume than what the artist intended (0.2143)
Jack Kerouac (0.2143)
using hugs, not drugs (0.2157)
going to the beach alone (0.2157)
being American (0.2160)
knowing why the caged bird sings (0.2162)
telling your brother he was adopted (0.2174)
taking care of knives (0.2174)
eating a tasty salad (0.2174)
this place smelling like brownies all of the sudden (0.2174)
not eating Pizza Hut pizza (0.2174)
punching that baby, despite it's rude behavior (0.2174)
giggling over a heart's warm cockles (0.2174)
ephemera (0.2174)
purposely deceiving someone who never listens to what you have to say (0.2182)
following Stephen Fry on Twitter (0.2192)
the death of Clippy (0.2200)
missing the NBA playoffs to watch the new episode of 'Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern' (0.2203)
almost always using the British spellings for things, even though you are an American and your spell check always tells you it's wrong (0.2206)
shooting a man in Reno just to watch him die (0.2211)
fighting the Nausican (0.2222)
painting your fingernails lime green (0.2222)
PIN numbers (0.2222)
Loosing you religion or faith (0.2222)
looking at pictures of adorable puppies (0.2222)
being too awesome (0.2222)
major tom (0.2222)
feeding the ducks (0.2222)
pictures for sad children (0.2222)
getting a tattoo (0.2222)
becoming vegetarian or vegan (0.2222)
good times (0.2222)
being Anonymous (0.2222)
raspberries, om nom nom (0.2222)
volunteering (0.2222)
sending the President into exile (0.2222)
tiger's belly (0.2222)
explaining to someone what the Regret Index is (0.2222)
wondering what the significance of the qwantz dot com domain name is (0.2222)
playing dress up (0.2222)
stealing the enterprise (0.2241)
crying during the first ten minutes of the new Star Trek movie (0.2241)
dancing all crazy (0.2250)
xylophones (0.2250)
EXISTING (0.2254)
escaping out the back (0.2258)
spreading your legs (0.2258)
takin it to the streets (0.2273)
cooking bacon (0.2273)
cut and pasting a webcomic (0.2273)
ATM machines (0.2273)
staying on the phone all night (0.2273)
tapirs (0.2273)
making love above the pub (0.2273)
quitting even though the job was OK, but just OK (0.2273)
writing slashfiction about webcomic authors (0.2286)
a lifetime dedicated to public displays of air guitar (0.2286)
what happened in vegas (0.2286)
not settling down when all your friends did (0.2286)
wondering if there's a way to extract all of these autofill regrets into a text file for saving and possibly choosing the better ones (0.2286)
optical illusions (0.2292)
the internet (0.2293)
extra cheese (0.2308)
that dreaming is free (0.2308)
not knowing who Richard Dawkins is (0.2308)
a French guy who looks like Janice Dickinson wearing a strap on under a fancy ball gown, just to piss off his rich bitch girlfriend and her annoying family (0.2308)
having an adolescent crush on Christopher Walken (0.2308)
preferring women with body hair over women who shave (0.2308)
being your mother's child (0.2308)
filling your thesis with references to monkeys (0.2308)
not having a penis (0.2308)
having a cute little white butt (0.2308)
running away from indie cred, even though you listen to some of the music (0.2308)
eating lunch yesterday (0.2308)
puttin' on the ritz (0.2308)
stories about elves and unicorns (0.2308)
leaving a legacy (0.2308)
horseshoe crabs (0.2308)
eating cheese just for the sake of eating cheese (0.2308)
reading every single Dinosaur Comic from beginning to end in a single sitting (0.2308)
actually finding pigeons more cute than vermin like (0.2308)
reproducing via meiosis (0.2308)
birth control (0.2308)
the general awesomeness of blacklights (0.2308)
having an affair with the flirty executive assistant (0.2308)
being a pantyaire, like a millionaire but with panties instead of money (0.2308)
vaguely effeminate dancing frogs (0.2308)
playing god (0.2308)
that you like pie quite a bit (0.2308)
going to Spain (0.2308)
buying a chocolate bar without checking the label first, only to find it had peanuts in it (0.2320)
spending a whole bunch of time reading random articles on wikipedia (0.2326)
that your delicious cheeseburger was made from a cow whose cause of death was predicted by an infallible machine (0.2326)
chewing bubblegum (0.2326)
learning all the elements in the periodic table in order (0.2328)
getting a credit card (0.2329)
getting out of bed this morning (0.2333)
referring to water as hydrogen hydroxide, as a means to both achieve maximal accuracy from the perspective of how the atoms are actually connected, and freaking people out (0.2333)
your haircut (0.2333)
Grad school (0.2336)
only that you have but one life to give for your country (0.2340)
log cabin (0.2340)
sticking with your major (0.2340)
spending an entire day listening to the same song on repeat (0.2348)
growing a handlebar moustache (0.2353)
anonymity (0.2353)
comitting massive regret vote fraud (0.2353)
eating food that are high in potastium (0.2353)
tapping her mana (0.2353)
eating babies (0.2353)
going to church (0.2353)
deep frying boring healthy food (0.2353)
paying for something with fifteen dollars in quarters (0.2353)
retiring early (0.2353)
tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (0.2353)
writing the letter "x" backwards and upsidedown (0.2353)
thinking that dinosaur might be good to eat, depending on the species, but wondering if the size of the animal would effect the texture of the meat or something like that (0.2353)
the moon (0.2353)
dancing with the devil in the pale moon light (0.2353)
wearing hipster glasses (0.2360)
irony (0.2368)
leaving the farm (0.2368)
getting hooked on Harry Potter or Twilight (0.2375)
making fun of people who instigate fights in YouTube's comments section (0.2381)
ice cream (0.2381)
reading, that shit is crazy (0.2381)
studying linguistics (0.2381)
adding this to StumbleUpon (0.2381)
shit son, I don't know (0.2381)
buying a Wii (0.2381)
being the latest in nerd technology (0.2381)
doing it for the lulz (0.2386)
Skipping the Fiance's family Easter Dinner to play xbox and go to a concert (0.2389)
missing Efterklang at the Dublin Docklands (0.2400)
inventing a maneuver (0.2400)
broken broccoli (0.2400)
airing out your nughty bits (0.2400)
falling in love (0.2400)
helvetica (0.2400)
Paris (0.2400)
impersonating that person (0.2400)
going to an Ivy League school (0.2400)
losing your religion, like in that one song (0.2400)
trying something new (0.2404)
orthodontics (0.2407)
penis (0.2407)
using flesh for digestive energy (0.2411)
Dresden Codak (0.2414)
still knowing the lyrics to nineties pop songs (0.2414)
not being on fire (0.2418)
my high GPA in high school (0.2418)
nothing (0.2421)
smoking pot (0.2421)
going through a Bob Marley phase in college, like EVERYONE else (0.2424)
love (0.2424)
tweed jackets with leather elbow patches (0.2429)
asking her out (0.2435)
the english alphabet (0.2436)
turning up at Ryan's door covered in mustard (0.2449)
giving up eating mammals (0.2460)
rereading all the harry potter books (0.2462)
dating someone much younger (0.2474)
breaking up with my first love (0.2482)
speaking in spoonerisms (0.2500)
being born during the hot war (0.2500)
licking out a feminist (0.2500)
using my mom's deodorant (0.2500)
thinking someone was hot just because they were good at maths (0.2500)
English (0.2500)
making fun of fat swans (0.2500)
yogurt's laxative properties (0.2500)
ever saying "no fat chicks" (0.2500)
deliberately misunderstanding offensive slang by taking it literally, ie assume when someone says 'faggot' that they refer to a bundle of sticks or twigs (0.2500)
not giving David Gwilliam kisses before he got married (0.2500)
the existence of the interrobang! (0.2500)
having sexy intestines (0.2500)
line dancing while drunk (0.2500)
underboob (0.2500)
eating a minimalist (0.2500)
girls, ewwwwww (0.2500)
sexual congress (0.2500)
getting a liberal arts education (0.2500)
books (0.2500)
all of the weird things you are a fan of (0.2500)
lesbians (0.2500)
hugging a koala (0.2500)
that Japanese people LOVE coelacanths (0.2500)
your sudden urge to make brownies (0.2500)
that you never had a chance to tell Farty McCrablice that YOU LOVE HIM (0.2500)
taking the boat (0.2500)
your very existence (0.2500)
wondering what kind of girl would be impressed with somebody smoking, it doesn't seem that difficult to do (0.2500)
knowing you created one of the bottom regrets (0.2500)
the simpsons (0.2500)
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a clandestine meating (0.2500)
falling in love with the majesty of colors (0.2500)
life being so tasty (0.2500)
being scared of Kefka (0.2500)
tickling her THERE (0.2500)
having sex with your boss' underage daughter (0.2500)
that English is your fourth language and you speak it better than your first but not your second (0.2500)
having low pop culture IQ (0.2500)
the Pythagorean theorem (0.2500)
being a huge nerd (0.2500)
being necessarily clever (0.2500)
trolling the UK government petition site with stupid petitions you know would be rejected (0.2500)
correcting people on their improper use of the subjunctive (0.2500)
answering the telephone in a foreign language (0.2500)
living and learning (0.2500)
girls with full lips and wide hips (0.2500)
Ryan getting the Regret Index back up (0.2500)
being The One (0.2500)
being crazy and or retarded (0.2500)
never dealing drugs (0.2500)
fluffy cats (0.2500)
wondering what goes through their little kitty brains (0.2500)
knowing she was gay and still dating her (0.2500)
not having balls (0.2500)
that aloe plants are awesome (0.2500)
ira glass vs philip glass in "glass warfare" (0.2500)
deep fat frying a twinkie (0.2500)
considering eating two dollars and fifty cents worth of raspberries in one sitting (0.2500)
getting divorced (0.2500)
going the extra mile (0.2500)
the first time you got drunk (0.2500)
socializing instead of playing video games (0.2527)
eating mexican food (0.2540)
unpacking my adjectives (0.2542)
dyeing your hair (0.2545)
not googling The Underfold (0.2554)
chromatic scales (0.2558)
being (0.2558)
wishing you could give yourself a blowie (0.2564)
not trying alcohol sooner (0.2564)
tang (0.2564)
not listening to Billy Zane (0.2564)
sexy times with a friend (0.2570)
not knowing what the big deal with Twitter is (0.2571)
being a socialist (0.2571)
telling him you had feelings for him even though you really didn't know whether he'd reciprocate (0.2581)
quoting that xkcd comic (0.2581)
puppy dawgs (0.2581)
going back for seconds on dessert (0.2582)
eating macademia nuts (0.2593)
painting your fingernails black (0.2593)
being a Shakespeare nerd (0.2593)
lying about how spicy it was (0.2593)
eating tofu (0.2595)
the final countdown (0.2600)
eating all the royalty (0.2609)
eating that piece of chocolate (0.2609)
eating out a feminist (0.2609)
bursting out into evil laughter in a crowded or public place (0.2609)
throwing your underwear onto the stage (0.2609)
going to graduate school (0.2614)
reading through the entire dinosaur comics archive and then talking like Ryan for the next month (0.2619)
having known love (0.2619)
learning lisp (0.2619)
starting that fire (0.2619)
sexuality (0.2632)
cooking hamburgers on my engine block (0.2632)
taking comfort in the regret index in any way whatsoever (0.2632)
giving your best when you know it won't be enough (0.2632)
living on the edge (0.2632)
being there for her when she needed you (0.2632)
going commando (0.2632)
everything (0.2632)
eating that cookie out of the trash (0.2632)
writing a novel (0.2632)
wondering what kind of feelings different animals feel (0.2632)
being vaguely european (0.2632)
wanting gummi bears and or banana chips right now (0.2632)
your twisted desires (0.2632)
being winsome (0.2632)
polygamy (0.2632)
that shorts are comfy and easy to wear (0.2647)
insisting on precision (0.2656)
responding with Sassy Molassy (0.2658)
alligators in the sewer (0.2667)
Peeing in someone's drink (0.2667)
reading through the entire dinosaur comics archive and then tasting like Ryan for the next month (0.2667)
loving your mama (0.2667)
letting her sit in the front seat (0.2667)
popping the zits on your ass (0.2667)
eating food that fell on the ground (0.2667)
slowly replacing every part of your body with machinery (0.2667)
cleaning out your bowels through the act of pooping (0.2667)
not having tiny brown birds live behind your air conditioner (0.2667)
mocha (0.2667)
buying one of each in EVERY COLOUR (0.2667)
The Princess Bride (0.2667)
that all you know about Final Fantasy, you learned from a friend who really liked it when you were teenagers (0.2667)
taking the last brownie (0.2667)
crowdsurfing (0.2667)
being a dog person (0.2667)
spooning Jewel's boobs (0.2667)
pokemon (0.2673)
doing a favour that I knew would not be repayed (0.2674)
watching Borat (0.2681)
living drug free (0.2692)
not memorising every Star Trek episode (0.2692)
listining to something when you know it'll make you cry (0.2692)
Wagner (0.2692)
that now that the Regret Index is back, you can go back to ignoring your Facebook, Twitter, Livejournal, Tegaki, and Deviantart (0.2692)
white text on a dark background (0.2692)
eating a vegan (0.2692)
your First Time (0.2698)
private school (0.2703)
losing your virginity when you did (0.2703)
switching majors (0.2703)
a tiny woman (0.2703)
eating pistachio nuts (0.2708)
putting these dumb questions on here (0.2716)
boneless skinless chicken breasts (0.2727)
challenging someone to a duel via a glove to the face (0.2727)
taking up the ukulele (0.2727)
theamazingregretindexing (0.2727)
making friends with a cat named Badger (0.2727)
opening a nice, refreshing Tab (0.2727)
making references to poetry (0.2727)
Werther's Originals (0.2727)
ripping off penis jokes (0.2727)
dating (0.2727)
loving (0.2727)
eating bacon made from pigs that had swine flu (0.2727)
uisng pirate insults in a real fight (0.2727)
eating something you found on the ground or floor (0.2727)
M C Escher (0.2727)
joining community theater (0.2727)
saying the name of the Scottish play (0.2727)
not eating my shorts (0.2727)
loving Canada (0.2727)
halving a seventeen inch long penis (0.2727)
being the king of all cosmos (0.2727)
going to the fancy dress party as Batman, knowing full well that the theme had no conceivable connection to Batman (0.2727)
changing your name (0.2727)
not sleeping with that tranvestite (0.2727)
OGC Man (0.2727)
floating in a most peculiar way (0.2727)
tagging the Wikipedia article on irony as "contradicts itself" (0.2727)
a giant cup of hot chocolate, complete with little marshmellows and cream (0.2727)
waking up late in the afternoon (0.2727)
wondering where all these regretters came from (0.2727)
banjo dueling (0.2727)
sighing (0.2727)
Taking an art degree (0.2727)
drinking from the tap (0.2727)
brutal legend (0.2727)
selling your nintendo wii (0.2727)
hasbro (0.2727)
going wee wee wee all the way home (0.2727)
pushing it well (0.2727)
being childfree (0.2727)
going out to the woods today (0.2727)
hide and seek (0.2727)
sending emails using your friends emails when he or she leaves themselves logged in and are not looking (0.2745)
cooking yourself a lavish meal and not sharing it with anyone (0.2746)
eating that last cookie (0.2747)
having a winsome onesome (0.2750)
living with your mother (0.2750)
that your livingroom is full of dancers (0.2759)
for some reason having a bias against nicotine (0.2759)
the venture brothers (0.2759)
fasting (0.2759)
opening the windows (0.2759)
coming on to the regret index (0.2759)
listening to a favorite song on repeat for hours (0.2759)
flames (0.2759)
coming to this site (0.2763)
super fat hippos (0.2766)
having that threesome (0.2766)
using this site to admit your regrets (0.2766)
getting (0.2768)
asking them out (0.2770)
asking them to wait for you (0.2778)
looking at gross and fascinating things on Wikipedia (0.2778)
homographic homophonic autantonyms (0.2778)
being Ryan (0.2778)
wondering why rachel has returned to commenting without using her name (0.2778)
liking fat thighs you can not lie (0.2778)
wearing that outfit at the same time she did (0.2778)
eating boxed triceratops (0.2778)
your wares (0.2778)
walruses (0.2778)
not telling your parents (0.2788)
memorizing Monty Python and the Holy Grail (0.2791)
not knowing any ABBA songs by Heart (0.2791)
liking songs that seem innocent on first listening, but end up being about serial killers or something like that (0.2800)
that someone keeps looking at my submitted regrets and combining them to form hilarious new ones (0.2800)
coming out (0.2800)
being well endowed (0.2800)
that you were only referring to the subjects of ABBA's music primarily seeming to come from a feminine point of view, but yeah, you don't mind referring to longhaired blonde Swedish dudes as "chicks" (0.2800)
going back in time to punch nazis in da face (0.2800)
being well envoweled (0.2800)
not owning a single pair of tube socks (0.2800)
not having an abortion (0.2800)
spending the entire night going through the archives of that webcomic (0.2804)
wanting to discover life with someone (0.2813)
masturbating (0.2813)
zombies ate my neighbors (0.2813)
doing acid (0.2813)
boats (0.2813)
your gay experience (0.2817)
missing the Butthole Surfers concert (0.2821)
throwing your hands up in the air, waving them around like you just don't care (0.2821)
selling myself to science (0.2821)
the successful launch of Sputnik I (0.2826)
eating too much at Thanksgiving (0.2836)
watching House (0.2847)
having your memories backed up on a thumb drive (0.2857)
being born after Freddy Mercury died (0.2857)
following a dream even though it didn't work out (0.2857)
wanting to ride your bicycle, wanting to ride it when you like (0.2857)
the ventures (0.2857)
having a detachable penis (0.2857)
screaming I LOVE YOU from the top of your lungs (0.2857)
winter (0.2857)
only listening to good music (0.2857)
living in a country that doesn't have bagged milk (0.2857)
loving songs that have really depressing lyrics to go along with a happy beat (0.2857)
your fingertips tasting like garlic (0.2857)
ordering from Amazon marketplace (0.2857)
vowels (0.2857)
pooping on a dog (0.2857)
using drugs (0.2857)
taking an expectorant (0.2857)
being honest (0.2857)
coconut bras (0.2857)
throwing meat at vegans (0.2857)
your time machine (0.2857)
never doing bad things (0.2857)
taking the Amtrak (0.2857)
fucking his mom (0.2857)
eating snakes (0.2857)
globalisation (0.2857)
your double agency (0.2857)
the death of a disco dancer (0.2857)
tieing your best friend up (0.2857)
that your whole family is made of meat (0.2857)
kissing him (0.2864)
deciding you are too cool to go to the prom (0.2867)
getting mushrooms on your pizza (0.2872)
telling the truth, even though it hurt him (0.2875)
secretly wanting internet fame (0.2877)
intentionally spreading Swine Flu (0.2879)
kissing that boy in Ithaca (0.2885)
rubbing my face in a tiger's belly (0.2889)
going POOP (0.2895)
learning so many digits of pi (0.2895)
playing Spyro (0.2895)
thinking that the dude in the header of this website is kinda cute (0.2895)
The Ten Second Rule (0.2917)
not sleeping with him (0.2917)
going on to hotornot just to give everyone a really low score to stop them getting big headed (0.2917)
your circumcision (0.2917)
loving chocolate so damn much (0.2917)
that Weezing is a member of both the Team Rocket Poison Type binary with Arbok, and the Cinnabar Mansion Pollution binary with Muk (0.2917)
cathedrals (0.2917)
Philip Fry's eleventh year of living in the future (0.2917)
gazing (0.2917)
flirting with somebody other than your significant other (0.2924)
tackling her (0.2927)
picking Charmander (0.2927)
sleeping with your best friend (0.2931)
taking the red pill (0.2933)
only wanting to see Wolverine because of the hot, hairy Liev Schreiber (0.2941)
that fry is your favorite character on futurama (0.2941)
using ghee as an intimate lubricant (0.2941)
the flowers that bloom in the spring (0.2941)
your internet name lasting this long (0.2941)
not voting for the President (0.2941)
not giving change to what you thought was a homeless guy but was just some dude in need of a shower (0.2941)
rioting with the frenzied mob (0.2941)
every sexual experience you've ever had (0.2941)
peeing in the shower (0.2941)
coming from the land of the ice and snow, from the midnight sun where the hot springs flow (0.2941)
wondering how one gets a job as a taxidermist and bone cleaner (0.2941)
using only one pokemon (0.2941)
driving all day in order to pick up your brother, who is coming home for the summer (0.2941)
accidentally setting my balls on fire with a barbecue lighter (0.2941)
being a child once (0.2941)
adding a new regret (0.2941)
taking it all off (0.2941)
going to a tiny college (0.2941)
giving that bum some money (0.2947)
waking up this morning (0.2954)
hanging out with strangers on public transit (0.2960)
pressing that big button (0.2963)
eating some vittles (0.2963)
chewing on things (0.2963)
cutting off your long hair (0.2963)
geometry (0.2963)
wondering if anyone has the old regret list (0.2963)
forgetting sarah marshall (0.2963)
not getting circumcised (0.2979)
laughing because you suddenly remembered something hilarious, then realizing strangers are looking at you (0.2984)
not thinking xkcd should get as much grief as it does (0.3000)
that there is no such thing as an original sin (0.3000)
sex with your best friend (0.3000)
can mine for fish (0.3000)
that everybody's footloose (0.3000)
cleaning up after yourself (0.3000)
getting milk faced and humming like rabbits (0.3000)
stealing Tucksworth's hamburger (0.3000)
decimating this pie (0.3000)
believing in god (0.3000)
looking through all the old regrets you made, using the cache (0.3000)

most voted regrets

meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
Kento (2760/0.9993)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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most discussed regrets

turtles (4882)
being a minimalist (4567)
tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (4418)
not having met ryan north (4257)
Kento (4240)
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