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In snooker, swapping the cue from one hand to the other in order to gain easy access to an oblique shot was long thought to be disrespectful, though more recently it has come to be accepted, especially since Ronnie O'Sullivan has dominated the world game
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Ann Coulter figured out that she'd been conned by Trump and now his true believers are going crazy
A significant portion of the film is dedicated to a series of unrelated subplots, most of which involve at least one supporting character and are unresolved due to the film's inconsistent narrative structure
it doesn't fill me with joy when someone meddles from outside
the ongoing slow death of Hindi nips nut rape
the ongoing slow death of the unpaid intership
a number of these television series, such as Gerry Anderson's various Supermarionation series such as Thunderbirds, Patrick McGoohan's The Prisoner, and Jim Henson's The Muppet Show still have an international following CITATION NEEDED
BATMAN behind RESTAURANTS
cool breeze over the mountains, if you know what I mean
cool breeze over the mountains
Throggs Neck
an unprecedented fusion of earth home bomb bunker helter skelter spelunker shelters
When detectives examined his driver's license, Reubens told them, "I'm Peewee Herman", and offered to do a children's benefit for the sheriff's office, "to take care of this"
letting me lay it on the line, I got a little freakiness inside
when I want a wife I'm gonna buy one
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(5) looking at pictures of naked gentlemen
(1) looking at pictures of naked ladies
(1) being raped by a midget
(1) falling down the rabbit hole of youtube song mashups
(2) Thant
(2) that's weird, last night I dreamed that someone came to my home and made me his thirteenth spouse, and Kento was telling me he got fucked thirteen times last night
(3) breakdowns come and breakdowns go
(2) fuck marry kill, ten lords a leaping, seven swans a swimming, two French hens
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kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
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teabagging Raymond Burr (0.0000)
telling the Philippines authorities that Kento is a drug mule (0.0000)
slamming your dick in the car door (0.0000)
having impure thoughts about a teenage Kimmie Gibbler (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
having Gordon Ramsay voice an orangutan who does nothing but masturbate and defecate (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
Owen and Mzee (0.0000)
using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
smashing a birdhouse with your flaccid dick (0.0000)
shaving Jewel's bush, meow (0.0000)
twats (0.0000)
brunettes (0.0000)
not being Kento (0.0000)
fisting Go Ikeda (0.0000)
stabbing Isabella Rossellini and ejaculating in the wound (0.0000)
sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
having sex with a girl who looked a lot like Christina Ricci (0.0000)
cornholing Willie Mays (0.0000)
telling that girl in second grade who insisted that you were "the boss of her" to show you her vagina (0.0000)
not eating out Kento (0.0000)
holding your boobs when you run down the stairs (0.0000)
sprinking chocolate chips on your beloved's breasts as you knead them (0.0000)
licking Danish remoulade off of Chris Lydon's erect penis (0.0000)
masturbating with your cut off hand (0.0000)
The Curious Cans of Benjamin Buttocks (0.0000)
pussy (0.0000)
humping Jewel's bust (0.0000)
bellowing DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND (0.0000)
arresting a king in his own palace (0.0000)
stealing that girl's bra from the communal laundry room (0.0000)
the death of Sylvia Browne (0.0004)
turtles (0.0004)
breasts (0.0135)
regret index greatest tits, Kento (0.0153)
buying multiple copies of the book "To Be or Not to Be" by the incredibly handsome New York Times bestselling author Ryan North (0.0161)
slamming your dick in Jewel's boobs (0.0185)
saying no when you should have said yes (0.0217)
having a lesbian crush on Alex Dainis (0.0233)
dongs (0.0297)
staring at Bicoid Babe's ass seriously (0.0310)
Twin Long Rods #Two (0.0345)
asian racks (0.0357)
fisting Kevin Bacon at home (0.0370)
hating reality TV shows (0.0385)
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going to the Sweatiest Ass in the World world premiere with Kento (0.0408)
being awesome (0.0410)
going slightly out of your way to step on that crunchy looking leaf (0.0433)
consistent pubic lice (0.0455)
dinosaurs (0.0466)
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breastfeeding (0.0526)
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all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy (0.0541)
learning to play the xylophone (0.0543)
how weird The Regret Index becomes at night (0.0556)
Allison Iraheta being voted off American Idol (0.0556)
playing Dungeons & Dragons with Tim Duncan (0.0556)
being a nerd (0.0580)
drinking delicious lemonade and popping wheelies (0.0588)
all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy (0.0606)
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this video (0.0667)
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having to wear glasses (0.0714)
sleeping with that slim ugly huge breasted double D cup bucktoothed seventeen year old national merit scolar bikini model cellist goth, and by the way, screw you MB (0.0714)
your love of eighties action movies (0.0727)
getting FOUR fish hooks stuck in your scrotum (0.0769)
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World War Two's ending in Allied victory (0.1129)
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that rachel is back (0.1176)
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thinking of rain (0.1212)
the color of blood outside the body when one has iron based blood (0.1212)
ryan north (0.1226)
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breathing (0.1239)
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Zooey Deschanel looks like a sandblasted Lucy Lawless (0.1333)
obama (0.1348)
loving Batman (0.1351)
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making mud soup as a kid (0.1364)
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being one of the very few people in your circle of friends to never really have the urge to smoke cigarettes (0.1389)
singing along (0.1395)
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having erotic fantasies about Bob Dylan (0.1429)
paying for a whole seat but only using the edge (0.1429)
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eating roast beef off of your own boobs (0.1429)
in jokes (0.1429)
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putting your jeans and socks in one load (0.1429)
growing long hair (0.1453)
living abroad (0.1477)
not being pretentious enough (0.1481)
all those books you read (0.1481)
eating vaguely european (0.1500)
passing yourself off as royalty (0.1500)
spending an entire weekend in your pjs (0.1500)
blowing raspberries (0.1500)
being a meatatarian (0.1500)
accepting a lower paying but much less stressfull job (0.1505)
burning that motherfucker down (0.1515)
breaking the law (0.1522)
going to the gym (0.1524)
keeping on trucking (0.1538)
deep throating Stephen Fry (0.1538)
physically assaulting that guy who can't even bother to tune in the easy listening station properly in his cubicle (0.1538)
wearing two socks (0.1538)
The Middleman being cancelled (0.1538)
sneaking around in a cardboard box, Metal Gear style (0.1538)
that "bottom regrets" and "most voted regrets" are white while "add a new regret" "search regrets" "recent regrets" "top regrets" and "recent comments" are all in blue (0.1538)
pie (0.1538)
that you always liked Mike more than Joel (0.1538)
Being born (0.1543)
trying that exotic food (0.1544)
not kissing up to people, even if it's in your best interest to do so (0.1556)
memorising every Star Trek episode (0.1557)
keeping it real (0.1557)
having seen Star Wars all the through probably over a hundred times (0.1579)
that "avril lavigne" in Canadia is a line of spring fresh canuck bidets (0.1579)
getting drunk at a wedding (0.1579)
learning an instrument (0.1587)
gay (0.1587)
having a power level of over NINE THOUSAND (0.1591)
eating in a rad mood (0.1600)
that you tend to give money to buskers or not depending on their talent (0.1600)
reading the regret index (0.1613)
wikipedia (0.1622)
the indescribable beauty of simplicity (0.1622)
eating bread (0.1622)
eating meat (0.1628)
playing Starfox Sixty Four (0.1647)
how many times you went back over the archive for Dinosaur comics (0.1648)
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visiting this website (0.1656)
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cheese (0.1667)
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christmas (0.1667)
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always eating your skittles in prismatic order (0.1667)
having roast beef (0.1667)
being the one kid in your nerd clique who instantly hated Return of the Jedi with a passion (0.1667)
being in a rad mood (0.1667)
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randomly meeting people who fill your heart with glee (0.1667)
eating her out (0.1667)
just wanting a sign (0.1667)
being able to say 'when I was your age, pluto was a planet' (0.1695)
playing in traffic (0.1696)
being British (0.1698)
not switching to Geico (0.1712)
having eaten dinner (0.1714)
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ghosts (0.1724)
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that where we're going we don't need roads (0.1748)
preparing for the zombie apocalypse (0.1750)
a log cabin (0.1757)
staying up all night to watch the sun rise (0.1757)
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dessert (0.1765)
getting a lick job from a trannie hooker in the dumpster behind Steak n Shake (0.1765)
thinking of lettuce as just a delivery system for salad dressing (0.1765)
eating a huge nerd (0.1765)
Garfield Minus Garfield (0.1765)
not being one of those women who instantly fawn over babies (0.1765)
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peanut butter (0.1778)
that Venn diagramming is your favorite type of diagramming (0.1786)
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sexing her hardcore (0.1786)
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that the Index is back, and the old users are back, and it is amazing nostalgic times for all (0.1795)
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streaking (0.1818)
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simple english wikipedia (0.1818)
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pronouncing "Intelligentsia" with a hard G (0.1818)
that, in a way, David Carradine's death from autoerotic asphyxiation could properly be termed "a fatal stroke" (0.1818)
buying food for homeless people (0.1825)
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the metric system (0.1878)
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this picture (0.1923)
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chrono trigger (0.1935)
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a glorious fart (0.2000)
that larder is a pretty neat, word, a holdover whose anachronistic meaning specifically meant a COLD storage room, but post refrigeration came to mean simply a pantry, but it could also mean a supply of food, the thing itself (0.2000)
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extra sprinkles (0.2037)
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the resurrection of the regret index (0.2083)
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Dinosaur Comics' new layout (0.2105)
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what you did last Friday night (0.2135)
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the invention of custard (0.2143)
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Monty Python (0.2143)
lying on a futon (0.2143)
wondering, if the death machine was made of organic technology, could it predict its own death (0.2143)
being the lazer viking (0.2143)
using words that are not really words (0.2143)
going to university (0.2143)
that consomme is broth with will (0.2143)
Jack Kerouac (0.2143)
running with scissors (0.2151)
using hugs, not drugs (0.2157)
going to the beach alone (0.2157)
being American (0.2160)
knowing why the caged bird sings (0.2162)
telling your brother he was adopted (0.2174)
ephemera (0.2174)
eating a tasty salad (0.2174)
this place smelling like brownies all of the sudden (0.2174)
giggling over a heart's warm cockles (0.2174)
punching that baby, despite it's rude behavior (0.2174)
taking care of knives (0.2174)
not eating Pizza Hut pizza (0.2174)
purposely deceiving someone who never listens to what you have to say (0.2182)
the death of Clippy (0.2200)
missing the NBA playoffs to watch the new episode of 'Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern' (0.2203)
almost always using the British spellings for things, even though you are an American and your spell check always tells you it's wrong (0.2206)
shooting a man in Reno just to watch him die (0.2211)
playing dress up (0.2222)
fighting the Nausican (0.2222)
being too awesome (0.2222)
pictures for sad children (0.2222)
PIN numbers (0.2222)
painting your fingernails lime green (0.2222)
being the bee's knees (0.2222)
sending the President into exile (0.2222)
getting a tattoo (0.2222)
explaining to someone what the Regret Index is (0.2222)
becoming vegetarian or vegan (0.2222)
good times (0.2222)
volunteering (0.2222)
raspberries, om nom nom (0.2222)
being Anonymous (0.2222)
wondering what the significance of the qwantz dot com domain name is (0.2222)
tiger's belly (0.2222)
feeding the ducks (0.2222)
major tom (0.2222)
looking at pictures of adorable puppies (0.2222)
Loosing you religion or faith (0.2222)
crying during the first ten minutes of the new Star Trek movie (0.2241)
stealing the enterprise (0.2241)
xylophones (0.2250)
dancing all crazy (0.2250)
EXISTING (0.2254)
spreading your legs (0.2258)
escaping out the back (0.2258)
takin it to the streets (0.2273)
staying on the phone all night (0.2273)
ATM machines (0.2273)
tapirs (0.2273)
quitting even though the job was OK, but just OK (0.2273)
cut and pasting a webcomic (0.2273)
cooking bacon (0.2273)
writing slashfiction about webcomic authors (0.2286)
a lifetime dedicated to public displays of air guitar (0.2286)
what happened in vegas (0.2286)
wondering if there's a way to extract all of these autofill regrets into a text file for saving and possibly choosing the better ones (0.2286)
not settling down when all your friends did (0.2286)
optical illusions (0.2292)
the internet (0.2293)
following Stephen Fry on Twitter (0.2297)
actually finding pigeons more cute than vermin like (0.2308)
extra cheese (0.2308)
stories about elves and unicorns (0.2308)
the general awesomeness of blacklights (0.2308)
a French guy who looks like Janice Dickinson wearing a strap on under a fancy ball gown, just to piss off his rich bitch girlfriend and her annoying family (0.2308)
reproducing via meiosis (0.2308)
eating cheese just for the sake of eating cheese (0.2308)
not having a penis (0.2308)
that you like pie quite a bit (0.2308)
having a cute little white butt (0.2308)
running away from indie cred, even though you listen to some of the music (0.2308)
vaguely effeminate dancing frogs (0.2308)
having an adolescent crush on Christopher Walken (0.2308)
being your mother's child (0.2308)
puttin' on the ritz (0.2308)
filling your thesis with references to monkeys (0.2308)
being a pantyaire, like a millionaire but with panties instead of money (0.2308)
correcting your friends everytime they misspell Dromiceiomimus (0.2308)
having an affair with the flirty executive assistant (0.2308)
deep fat frying a twinkie (0.2308)
playing god (0.2308)
birth control (0.2308)
not knowing who Richard Dawkins is (0.2308)
going to Spain (0.2308)
horseshoe crabs (0.2308)
flipping off everyone you hated from high school (0.2308)
leaving a legacy (0.2308)
preferring women with body hair over women who shave (0.2308)
that dreaming is free (0.2308)
reading every single Dinosaur Comic from beginning to end in a single sitting (0.2308)
buying a chocolate bar without checking the label first, only to find it had peanuts in it (0.2320)
spending a whole bunch of time reading random articles on wikipedia (0.2326)
chewing bubblegum (0.2326)
that your delicious cheeseburger was made from a cow whose cause of death was predicted by an infallible machine (0.2326)
learning all the elements in the periodic table in order (0.2328)
getting a credit card (0.2329)
your haircut (0.2333)
getting out of bed this morning (0.2333)
referring to water as hydrogen hydroxide, as a means to both achieve maximal accuracy from the perspective of how the atoms are actually connected, and freaking people out (0.2333)
Grad school (0.2336)
log cabin (0.2340)
sticking with your major (0.2340)
spending an entire day listening to the same song on repeat (0.2348)
paying for something with fifteen dollars in quarters (0.2353)
tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (0.2353)
eating babies (0.2353)
thinking that dinosaur might be good to eat, depending on the species, but wondering if the size of the animal would effect the texture of the meat or something like that (0.2353)
writing the letter "x" backwards and upsidedown (0.2353)
eating food that are high in potastium (0.2353)
retiring early (0.2353)
tapping her mana (0.2353)
comitting massive regret vote fraud (0.2353)
anonymity (0.2353)
deep frying boring healthy food (0.2353)
going to church (0.2353)
growing a handlebar moustache (0.2353)
dancing with the devil in the pale moon light (0.2353)
wearing hipster glasses (0.2360)
irony (0.2368)
only that you have but one life to give for your country (0.2373)
getting hooked on Harry Potter or Twilight (0.2375)
making fun of people who instigate fights in YouTube's comments section (0.2381)
ice cream (0.2381)
reading, that shit is crazy (0.2381)
studying linguistics (0.2381)
adding this to StumbleUpon (0.2381)
shit son, I don't know (0.2381)
buying a Wii (0.2381)
being the latest in nerd technology (0.2381)
doing it for the lulz (0.2386)
Skipping the Fiance's family Easter Dinner to play xbox and go to a concert (0.2389)
missing Efterklang at the Dublin Docklands (0.2400)
broken broccoli (0.2400)
airing out your nughty bits (0.2400)
falling in love (0.2400)
Paris (0.2400)
impersonating that person (0.2400)
losing your religion, like in that one song (0.2400)
going to an Ivy League school (0.2400)
inventing a maneuver (0.2400)
helvetica (0.2400)
orthodontics (0.2407)
penis (0.2407)
using flesh for digestive energy (0.2411)
still knowing the lyrics to nineties pop songs (0.2414)
not being on fire (0.2418)
my high GPA in high school (0.2418)
nothing (0.2421)
smoking pot (0.2421)
going through a Bob Marley phase in college, like EVERYONE else (0.2424)
love (0.2424)
tweed jackets with leather elbow patches (0.2429)
asking her out (0.2435)
the english alphabet (0.2436)
turning up at Ryan's door covered in mustard (0.2449)
giving up eating mammals (0.2460)
rereading all the harry potter books (0.2462)
dating someone much younger (0.2474)
breaking up with my first love (0.2482)
speaking in spoonerisms (0.2500)
being born during the hot war (0.2500)
that Japanese people LOVE coelacanths (0.2500)
being The One (0.2500)
using my mom's deodorant (0.2500)
being scared of Kefka (0.2500)
licking out a feminist (0.2500)
thinking someone was hot just because they were good at maths (0.2500)
that English is your fourth language and you speak it better than your first but not your second (0.2500)
hugging a koala (0.2500)
never dealing drugs (0.2500)
that you never had a chance to tell Farty McCrablice that YOU LOVE HIM (0.2500)
not giving David Gwilliam kisses before he got married (0.2500)
books (0.2500)
line dancing while drunk (0.2500)
tickling her THERE (0.2500)
ever saying "no fat chicks" (0.2500)
going the extra mile (0.2500)
eating a minimalist (0.2500)
getting a liberal arts education (0.2500)
girls with full lips and wide hips (0.2500)
the existence of the interrobang! (0.2500)
losing yourself and dreaming of world that lie between her fingers (0.2500)
making fun of fat swans (0.2500)
not having balls (0.2500)
wondering what goes through their little kitty brains (0.2500)
having low pop culture IQ (0.2500)
underboob (0.2500)
deliberately misunderstanding offensive slang by taking it literally, ie assume when someone says 'faggot' that they refer to a bundle of sticks or twigs (0.2500)
falling in love with the majesty of colors (0.2500)
sexual congress (0.2500)
your very existence (0.2500)
lesbians (0.2500)
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a clandestine meating (0.2500)
life being so tasty (0.2500)
meeting a possum (0.2500)
having sex with your boss' underage daughter (0.2500)
yogurt's laxative properties (0.2500)
having sexy intestines (0.2500)
answering the telephone in a foreign language (0.2500)
all of the weird things you are a fan of (0.2500)
being necessarily clever (0.2500)
trolling the UK government petition site with stupid petitions you know would be rejected (0.2500)
girls, ewwwwww (0.2500)
Ryan getting the Regret Index back up (0.2500)
the Pythagorean theorem (0.2500)
ira glass vs philip glass in "glass warfare" (0.2500)
knowing she was gay and still dating her (0.2500)
being a huge nerd (0.2500)
your sudden urge to make brownies (0.2500)
eating macademia nuts (0.2500)
correcting people on their improper use of the subjunctive (0.2500)
the first time you got drunk (0.2500)
fluffy cats (0.2500)
that aloe plants are awesome (0.2500)
being crazy and or retarded (0.2500)
getting divorced (0.2500)
English (0.2500)
the simpsons (0.2500)
considering eating two dollars and fifty cents worth of raspberries in one sitting (0.2500)
wondering what kind of girl would be impressed with somebody smoking, it doesn't seem that difficult to do (0.2500)
socializing instead of playing video games (0.2527)
eating mexican food (0.2540)
dyeing your hair (0.2545)
trying something new (0.2547)
not googling The Underfold (0.2554)
being (0.2558)
chromatic scales (0.2558)
not trying alcohol sooner (0.2564)
leaving the farm (0.2564)
wishing you could give yourself a blowie (0.2564)
not listening to Billy Zane (0.2564)
tang (0.2564)
sexy times with a friend (0.2570)
being a socialist (0.2571)
not knowing what the big deal with Twitter is (0.2571)
quoting that xkcd comic (0.2581)
going back for seconds on dessert (0.2582)
eating lunch yesterday (0.2593)
painting your fingernails black (0.2593)
being a Shakespeare nerd (0.2593)
eating tofu (0.2595)
the final countdown (0.2600)
eating out a feminist (0.2609)
eating all the royalty (0.2609)
eating that piece of chocolate (0.2609)
bursting out into evil laughter in a crowded or public place (0.2609)
throwing your underwear onto the stage (0.2609)
making love above the pub (0.2609)
going to graduate school (0.2614)
reading through the entire dinosaur comics archive and then talking like Ryan for the next month (0.2619)
learning lisp (0.2619)
starting that fire (0.2619)
having known love (0.2619)
living on the edge (0.2632)
eating that cookie out of the trash (0.2632)
wanting gummi bears and or banana chips right now (0.2632)
cooking hamburgers on my engine block (0.2632)
sexuality (0.2632)
going commando (0.2632)
wondering what kind of feelings different animals feel (0.2632)
your twisted desires (0.2632)
everything (0.2632)
taking comfort in the regret index in any way whatsoever (0.2632)
giving your best when you know it won't be enough (0.2632)
polygamy (0.2632)
writing a novel (0.2632)
being vaguely european (0.2632)
being winsome (0.2632)
being there for her when she needed you (0.2632)
that shorts are comfy and easy to wear (0.2647)
insisting on precision (0.2656)
responding with Sassy Molassy (0.2658)
being a dog person (0.2667)
slowly replacing every part of your body with machinery (0.2667)
Dresden Codak (0.2667)
cleaning out your bowels through the act of pooping (0.2667)
The Princess Bride (0.2667)
Peeing in someone's drink (0.2667)
spooning Jewel's boobs (0.2667)
taking the last brownie (0.2667)
crowdsurfing (0.2667)
letting her sit in the front seat (0.2667)
eating food that fell on the ground (0.2667)
mocha (0.2667)
not having tiny brown birds live behind your air conditioner (0.2667)
loving your mama (0.2667)
unpacking my adjectives (0.2667)
popping the zits on your ass (0.2667)
buying one of each in EVERY COLOUR (0.2667)
alligators in the sewer (0.2667)
ordering from Amazon marketplace (0.2667)
that all you know about Final Fantasy, you learned from a friend who really liked it when you were teenagers (0.2667)
pokemon (0.2673)
doing a favour that I knew would not be repayed (0.2674)
Wagner (0.2692)
not memorising every Star Trek episode (0.2692)
white text on a dark background (0.2692)
eating a vegan (0.2692)
listining to something when you know it'll make you cry (0.2692)
that now that the Regret Index is back, you can go back to ignoring your Facebook, Twitter, Livejournal, Tegaki, and Deviantart (0.2692)
living drug free (0.2692)
your First Time (0.2698)
private school (0.2703)
losing your virginity when you did (0.2703)
switching majors (0.2703)
a tiny woman (0.2703)
eating pistachio nuts (0.2708)
putting these dumb questions on here (0.2716)
hide and seek (0.2727)
taking up the ukulele (0.2727)
making friends with a cat named Badger (0.2727)
gyrating your leatherwrapped genitals in the faces of those Japanese schoolchildren (0.2727)
drinking from the tap (0.2727)
eating bacon made from pigs that had swine flu (0.2727)
making references to poetry (0.2727)
dating (0.2727)
waking up late in the afternoon (0.2727)
Werther's Originals (0.2727)
halving a seventeen inch long penis (0.2727)
being the king of all cosmos (0.2727)
brutal legend (0.2727)
opening a nice, refreshing Tab (0.2727)
joining community theater (0.2727)
floating in a most peculiar way (0.2727)
selling your nintendo wii (0.2727)
not eating my shorts (0.2727)
tagging the Wikipedia article on irony as "contradicts itself" (0.2727)
saying the name of the Scottish play (0.2727)
going to the fancy dress party as Batman, knowing full well that the theme had no conceivable connection to Batman (0.2727)
boneless skinless chicken breasts (0.2727)
not sleeping with that tranvestite (0.2727)
Taking an art degree (0.2727)
going out to the woods today (0.2727)
hasbro (0.2727)
OGC Man (0.2727)
being childfree (0.2727)
going wee wee wee all the way home (0.2727)
M C Escher (0.2727)
banjo dueling (0.2727)
changing your name (0.2727)
theamazingregretindexing (0.2727)
pushing it well (0.2727)
eating something you found on the ground or floor (0.2727)
challenging someone to a duel via a glove to the face (0.2727)
loving (0.2727)
a giant cup of hot chocolate, complete with little marshmellows and cream (0.2727)
loving Canada (0.2727)
ripping off penis jokes (0.2727)
wondering where all these regretters came from (0.2727)
watching Borat (0.2734)
sending emails using your friends emails when he or she leaves themselves logged in and are not looking (0.2745)
eating that last cookie (0.2747)
having a winsome onesome (0.2750)
living with your mother (0.2750)
for some reason having a bias against nicotine (0.2759)
listening to a favorite song on repeat for hours (0.2759)
coming on to the regret index (0.2759)
that your livingroom is full of dancers (0.2759)
the venture brothers (0.2759)
opening the windows (0.2759)
flames (0.2759)
fasting (0.2759)
coming to this site (0.2763)
using this site to admit your regrets (0.2766)
super fat hippos (0.2766)
having that threesome (0.2766)
getting (0.2768)
asking them out (0.2770)
being Ryan (0.2778)
the moon (0.2778)
wondering why rachel has returned to commenting without using her name (0.2778)
wearing that outfit at the same time she did (0.2778)
liking fat thighs you can not lie (0.2778)
eating boxed triceratops (0.2778)
walruses (0.2778)
your wares (0.2778)
asking them to wait for you (0.2778)
memorizing Monty Python and the Holy Grail (0.2791)
not knowing any ABBA songs by Heart (0.2791)
cooking yourself a lavish meal and not sharing it with anyone (0.2797)
being well envoweled (0.2800)
liking songs that seem innocent on first listening, but end up being about serial killers or something like that (0.2800)
being well endowed (0.2800)
taking the boat (0.2800)
coming out (0.2800)
going back in time to punch nazis in da face (0.2800)
that you were only referring to the subjects of ABBA's music primarily seeming to come from a feminine point of view, but yeah, you don't mind referring to longhaired blonde Swedish dudes as "chicks" (0.2800)
not owning a single pair of tube socks (0.2800)
not having an abortion (0.2800)
that someone keeps looking at my submitted regrets and combining them to form hilarious new ones (0.2800)
spending the entire night going through the archives of that webcomic (0.2804)
zombies ate my neighbors (0.2813)
telling him you had feelings for him even though you really didn't know whether he'd reciprocate (0.2813)
doing acid (0.2813)
puppy dawgs (0.2813)
wanting to discover life with someone (0.2813)
masturbating (0.2813)
boats (0.2813)
your gay experience (0.2817)
throwing your hands up in the air, waving them around like you just don't care (0.2821)
missing the Butthole Surfers concert (0.2821)
selling myself to science (0.2821)
the successful launch of Sputnik I (0.2826)
eating too much at Thanksgiving (0.2836)
watching House (0.2847)
never doing bad things (0.2857)
using drugs (0.2857)
loving songs that have really depressing lyrics to go along with a happy beat (0.2857)
globalisation (0.2857)
winter (0.2857)
the death of a disco dancer (0.2857)
following a dream even though it didn't work out (0.2857)
taking the Amtrak (0.2857)
wanting to ride your bicycle, wanting to ride it when you like (0.2857)
pooping on a dog (0.2857)
being honest (0.2857)
your double agency (0.2857)
that your whole family is made of meat (0.2857)
lying about how spicy it was (0.2857)
coconut bras (0.2857)
being born after Freddy Mercury died (0.2857)
having your memories backed up on a thumb drive (0.2857)
not telling your parents (0.2857)
tieing your best friend up (0.2857)
vowels (0.2857)
your fingertips tasting like garlic (0.2857)
fucking his mom (0.2857)
taking an expectorant (0.2857)
throwing meat at vegans (0.2857)
only listening to good music (0.2857)
the ventures (0.2857)
screaming I LOVE YOU from the top of your lungs (0.2857)
having a detachable penis (0.2857)
eating snakes (0.2857)
living in a country that doesn't have bagged milk (0.2857)
kissing him (0.2864)
deciding you are too cool to go to the prom (0.2867)
getting mushrooms on your pizza (0.2872)
telling the truth, even though it hurt him (0.2875)
secretly wanting internet fame (0.2877)
intentionally spreading Swine Flu (0.2879)
kissing that boy in Ithaca (0.2885)
rubbing my face in a tiger's belly (0.2889)
thinking that the dude in the header of this website is kinda cute (0.2895)
learning so many digits of pi (0.2895)
playing Spyro (0.2895)
going POOP (0.2895)
that Weezing is a member of both the Team Rocket Poison Type binary with Arbok, and the Cinnabar Mansion Pollution binary with Muk (0.2917)
loving chocolate so damn much (0.2917)
not sleeping with him (0.2917)
not getting circumcised (0.2917)
Philip Fry's eleventh year of living in the future (0.2917)
gazing (0.2917)
The Ten Second Rule (0.2917)
cathedrals (0.2917)
flirting with somebody other than your significant other (0.2924)
picking Charmander (0.2927)
tackling her (0.2927)
sleeping with your best friend (0.2931)
taking the red pill (0.2933)
being a child once (0.2941)
every sexual experience you've ever had (0.2941)
not giving change to what you thought was a homeless guy but was just some dude in need of a shower (0.2941)
driving all day in order to pick up your brother, who is coming home for the summer (0.2941)
using only one pokemon (0.2941)
your internet name lasting this long (0.2941)
peeing in the shower (0.2941)
the flowers that bloom in the spring (0.2941)
not voting for the President (0.2941)
coming from the land of the ice and snow, from the midnight sun where the hot springs flow (0.2941)
accidentally setting my balls on fire with a barbecue lighter (0.2941)
taking it all off (0.2941)
adding a new regret (0.2941)
only wanting to see Wolverine because of the hot, hairy Liev Schreiber (0.2941)
using ghee as an intimate lubricant (0.2941)
uisng pirate insults in a real fight (0.2941)
rioting with the frenzied mob (0.2941)
wondering how one gets a job as a taxidermist and bone cleaner (0.2941)
going to a tiny college (0.2941)
giving that bum some money (0.2947)
waking up this morning (0.2954)
hanging out with strangers on public transit (0.2960)
eating some vittles (0.2963)
cutting off your long hair (0.2963)
chewing on things (0.2963)
forgetting sarah marshall (0.2963)
geometry (0.2963)
wondering if anyone has the old regret list (0.2963)
pressing that big button (0.2963)
homographic homophonic autantonyms (0.2973)
laughing because you suddenly remembered something hilarious, then realizing strangers are looking at you (0.2984)
that there is no such thing as an original sin (0.3000)
not thinking xkcd should get as much grief as it does (0.3000)
that everybody's footloose (0.3000)
believing in god (0.3000)
sex with your best friend (0.3000)
eating a child once (0.3000)
looking through all the old regrets you made, using the cache (0.3000)
Friends (0.3000)
getting milk faced and humming like rabbits (0.3000)
the bird being a word (0.3000)
cleaning up after yourself (0.3000)
Batman (0.3000)
attending your graduation ceremony (0.3000)
stealing Tucksworth's hamburger (0.3000)
decimating this pie (0.3000)
can mine for fish (0.3000)
stuffing that lawyer in the fridge (0.3000)
white type on a black background (0.3010)

most voted regrets

meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
Kento (2760/0.9993)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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most discussed regrets

tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (356)
turtles (291)
your boobs buying food on ebay (109)
the death of Sylvia Browne (70)
not getting circumcised (63)
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