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an outlandish people, calling themselves Egyptians, using no craft nor feat of merchandise, who have come into this realm, and gone from shire to shire, and place to place, in great company, and used great subtlety and crafty means to deceive the people
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your hair slowly turning grey without anybody to remark on it and tell you if it's OK or if you should dye it
starch masks
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how is prangent formed
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kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
bragging about being from West Virginia (1.0000)
shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000)
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sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
stealing that girl's bra from the communal laundry room (0.0000)
teabagging Raymond Burr (0.0000)
smashing a birdhouse with your flaccid dick (0.0000)
slamming your dick in the car door (0.0000)
licking Danish remoulade off of Chris Lydon's erect penis (0.0000)
brunettes (0.0000)
telling that girl in second grade who insisted that you were "the boss of her" to show you her vagina (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
humping Jewel's bust (0.0000)
stabbing Isabella Rossellini and ejaculating in the wound (0.0000)
The Curious Cans of Benjamin Buttocks (0.0000)
having Gordon Ramsay voice an orangutan who does nothing but masturbate and defecate (0.0000)
bellowing DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND (0.0000)
cornholing Willie Mays (0.0000)
holding your boobs when you run down the stairs (0.0000)
having sex with a girl who looked a lot like Christina Ricci (0.0000)
having impure thoughts about a teenage Kimmie Gibbler (0.0000)
twats (0.0000)
sprinking chocolate chips on your beloved's breasts as you knead them (0.0000)
shaving Jewel's bush, meow (0.0000)
not eating out Kento (0.0000)
Owen and Mzee (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
pussy (0.0000)
telling the Philippines authorities that Kento is a drug mule (0.0000)
masturbating with your cut off hand (0.0000)
not being Kento (0.0000)
fisting Go Ikeda (0.0000)
using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
arresting a king in his own palace (0.0000)
turtles (0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (0.0004)
breasts (0.0135)
regret index greatest tits, Kento (0.0153)
buying multiple copies of the book "To Be or Not to Be" by the incredibly handsome New York Times bestselling author Ryan North (0.0161)
slamming your dick in Jewel's boobs (0.0185)
saying no when you should have said yes (0.0217)
having a lesbian crush on Alex Dainis (0.0233)
dongs (0.0297)
staring at Bicoid Babe's ass seriously (0.0310)
Twin Long Rods #Two (0.0345)
asian racks (0.0357)
fisting Kevin Bacon at home (0.0370)
hating reality TV shows (0.0385)
sexy makeouts (0.0400)
going to the Sweatiest Ass in the World world premiere with Kento (0.0408)
being awesome (0.0410)
going slightly out of your way to step on that crunchy looking leaf (0.0433)
consistent pubic lice (0.0455)
dinosaurs (0.0466)
Receiving from Jaylala (0.0476)
breastfeeding (0.0526)
being the real deal (0.0526)
all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy (0.0541)
learning to play the xylophone (0.0543)
how weird The Regret Index becomes at night (0.0556)
playing Dungeons & Dragons with Tim Duncan (0.0556)
Allison Iraheta being voted off American Idol (0.0556)
being a nerd (0.0580)
drinking delicious lemonade and popping wheelies (0.0588)
all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy (0.0606)
building a castle out of the junk in a junkyard (0.0625)
managing to resist the perverse curiosity to see TwoGirlsOneCup, so far (0.0625)
demanding proof (0.0625)
making a fort in your living room out of couch cushions (0.0625)
boobs (0.0625)
this video (0.0667)
sleeping with that slim ugly huge breasted double D cup bucktoothed seventeen year old national merit scolar bikini model cellist goth, and by the way, screw you MB (0.0714)
really not regretting the number one four two eight at all (0.0714)
having to wear glasses (0.0714)
wondering what penguin would tase like (0.0714)
your love of eighties action movies (0.0727)
discovering webcomics (0.0769)
defending the bullied kid (0.0769)
playing Dungeons & Dragons with Tim Duncan (0.0769)
futurama (0.0769)
that Jewel has huge boobs, seriously (0.0769)
playing it loud (0.0769)
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choosing Squirtle (0.0769)
getting FOUR fish hooks stuck in your scrotum (0.0769)
all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy (0.0811)
Bicoid Babe (0.0833)
soliciting a fourteen year old boy to pose for sexually explicit photographs (0.0833)
not supporting the President (0.0833)
dinosaur comics (0.0833)
that wikipedia describes attending concerts as a "ritual" (0.0833)
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all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy (0.0833)
that walruses, goats, and swans represent the Leviathan, Behemoth, and Ziz, respectively, of the regret index (0.0833)
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"Allison Iraheta being voted off American Idol" being voted off the bottom regrets list (0.0833)
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hugging a tree like a dirty hippie (0.0909)
nomming a hamburger (0.0909)
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making waffles (0.0918)
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treehouses (0.0952)
all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy (0.0952)
fun times involving sushi (0.0959)
learning another language (0.0962)
playing videogames while drunk (0.0962)
publicly mocking Swine Flu (0.0970)
dromiceiomimus (0.0976)
drinking delicious lemonade (0.0982)
butts (0.0991)
growing up in a nonchurchgoing family (0.1000)
sitting on the floor in second grade (0.1000)
less than three (0.1000)
spooning Kento's boobs (0.1000)
not having seen Muriel's Wedding (0.1000)
buying a Dinosaur Comics tshirt (0.1017)
sleeping naked (0.1026)
defending cream soda (0.1062)
saying 'boners ahoy' (0.1064)
putting punctuation in your comment (0.1067)
the last time you drank (0.1071)
the very last thing you said (0.1071)
opening new cider (0.1077)
that stuff getting eaten is inherently funny (0.1111)
going to lunch (0.1111)
the death of Margaret Hilda Thatcher (0.1111)
following that white rabbit (0.1111)
spending all weekend naked (0.1111)
hugging a tree like a koala (0.1111)
kissing (0.1116)
becoming an atheist (0.1124)
getting into firefly (0.1126)
World War Two's ending in Allied victory (0.1129)
party party partying hard (0.1136)
starting over (0.1143)
being meat (0.1143)
eating raised bread (0.1154)
closing the door (0.1154)
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boners (0.1156)
friendship (0.1167)
the little wiggly things at the end of feet (0.1176)
that rachel is back (0.1176)
spending an evening eating spicy cheetos, reading language log, and masturbating to nude photos of your ex from five years ago (0.1176)
downloading music illegally (0.1176)
making a little space for the cheese slices (0.1176)
drinking your first drink (0.1183)
getting your hot cocoa on (0.1200)
skipping work to sit in the sun (0.1200)
accepting candy from strangers (0.1204)
the color of blood outside the body when one has iron based blood (0.1212)
thinking of rain (0.1212)
ryan north (0.1226)
drinking a cold beer in the shower (0.1228)
Voting for Barak Obama (0.1228)
breathing (0.1239)
hating family guy almost as soon as it was uncanceled (0.1250)
not meeting Emily Gray (0.1250)
reading the book that changed everything (0.1250)
popping wheelies with the boys (0.1275)
winning (0.1287)
watching Mystery Science Theatre all night (0.1304)
vandalizing Wikipedia's chicken page that one time (0.1304)
having sex at seventeen (0.1304)
Getting into Miles Davis (0.1304)
that groove is in the heart (0.1304)
talking to strangers (0.1311)
not getting the chance to meet the Mets (0.1311)
free speech (0.1316)
voting (0.1324)
attempting to lucid dream (0.1333)
Zooey Deschanel looks like a sandblasted Lucy Lawless (0.1333)
not installing Safari Three on all your computers yet (0.1333)
eating goat cheese (0.1333)
flushing that gallon of rotten shrimp down the toilet (0.1333)
obama (0.1348)
loving Batman (0.1351)
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kissing her (0.1364)
making out with that girl dressed as a French maid at that costume party (0.1364)
making mud soup as a kid (0.1364)
holding hands (0.1364)
being one of the very few people in your circle of friends to never really have the urge to smoke cigarettes (0.1389)
singing along (0.1395)
lasers (0.1395)
not wringing your parent's neck (0.1400)
not having kids (0.1408)
skipping the Harry Potter midnight release (0.1413)
taking AP classes (0.1417)
polydactyl cats (0.1429)
kicking everyone's butt (0.1429)
being a rocker (0.1429)
not boning a donkey (0.1429)
having impure thoughts about a teenage Winona Rider (0.1429)
eating roast beef off of your own boobs (0.1429)
sexy spaceships (0.1429)
in jokes (0.1429)
What is this I don't even (0.1429)
liking michael showalter a lot (0.1429)
ap classes (0.1429)
not going to freecreditreport dot com (0.1429)
losing your virginity (0.1429)
going hog wild (0.1429)
I don't know, always kind of liking narwhals yourself (0.1429)
that for every n in N there is a finite sequence a subscript k, of which every member is in Z and is nonnegative, such that the product for i from one to m, where m is the length of the sequence, of p subscript i to the power of a subscript i equals n (0.1429)
paying for a whole seat but only using the edge (0.1429)
making out with that girl who turned out to still be in high school (0.1429)
having erotic fantasies about Bob Dylan (0.1429)
dropping your first truth and beauty bomb (0.1429)
putting your jeans and socks in one load (0.1429)
growing long hair (0.1453)
living abroad (0.1477)
all those books you read (0.1481)
not being pretentious enough (0.1481)
breaking bones while snowboarding (0.1481)
blowing raspberries (0.1500)
being a meatatarian (0.1500)
passing yourself off as royalty (0.1500)
spending an entire weekend in your pjs (0.1500)
eating vaguely european (0.1500)
accepting a lower paying but much less stressfull job (0.1505)
burning that motherfucker down (0.1515)
breaking the law (0.1522)
going to the gym (0.1524)
that "bottom regrets" and "most voted regrets" are white while "add a new regret" "search regrets" "recent regrets" "top regrets" and "recent comments" are all in blue (0.1538)
keeping on trucking (0.1538)
deep throating Stephen Fry (0.1538)
physically assaulting that guy who can't even bother to tune in the easy listening station properly in his cubicle (0.1538)
The Middleman being cancelled (0.1538)
sneaking around in a cardboard box, Metal Gear style (0.1538)
that you always liked Mike more than Joel (0.1538)
wearing two socks (0.1538)
pie (0.1538)
Being born (0.1543)
trying that exotic food (0.1544)
not kissing up to people, even if it's in your best interest to do so (0.1556)
memorising every Star Trek episode (0.1557)
keeping it real (0.1557)
that "avril lavigne" in Canadia is a line of spring fresh canuck bidets (0.1579)
getting drunk at a wedding (0.1579)
having seen Star Wars all the through probably over a hundred times (0.1579)
learning an instrument (0.1587)
gay (0.1587)
having a power level of over NINE THOUSAND (0.1591)
that you tend to give money to buskers or not depending on their talent (0.1600)
eating in a rad mood (0.1600)
reading the regret index (0.1613)
eating bread (0.1622)
wikipedia (0.1622)
the indescribable beauty of simplicity (0.1622)
eating meat (0.1628)
playing Starfox Sixty Four (0.1647)
how many times you went back over the archive for Dinosaur comics (0.1648)
Pretending to be asleep to avoid talking (0.1649)
visiting this website (0.1656)
sweetness (0.1667)
christmas (0.1667)
cheese (0.1667)
refusing to accept the modern sense of "tweet" into your vocabulary (0.1667)
having roast beef (0.1667)
eating left handed (0.1667)
just wanting a sign (0.1667)
randomly meeting people who fill your heart with glee (0.1667)
pudding (0.1667)
eating her out (0.1667)
chrono trigger (0.1667)
clockwork (0.1667)
being the one kid in your nerd clique who instantly hated Return of the Jedi with a passion (0.1667)
being in a rad mood (0.1667)
watching 'The Dark Knight' (0.1667)
busting myths (0.1667)
always eating your skittles in prismatic order (0.1667)
telling your parents you're an atheist (0.1695)
being able to say 'when I was your age, pluto was a planet' (0.1695)
playing in traffic (0.1696)
being British (0.1698)
not switching to Geico (0.1712)
having eaten dinner (0.1714)
having a onesome (0.1717)
hugging a tree (0.1719)
ghosts (0.1724)
dancing naked ALL DAY LONG (0.1739)
listening to Wagner (0.1739)
neing a super freak super freak (0.1739)
wondering whether Kento, Document, Sarah, and Pseudonym have found the new regret index yet (0.1739)
not waxing your eyebrows in high school (0.1748)
that where we're going we don't need roads (0.1748)
preparing for the zombie apocalypse (0.1750)
a log cabin (0.1757)
staying up all night to watch the sun rise (0.1757)
getting a lick job from a trannie hooker in the dumpster behind Steak n Shake (0.1765)
putting on your robe and wizard hat (0.1765)
eating a huge nerd (0.1765)
not being one of those women who instantly fawn over babies (0.1765)
dessert (0.1765)
thinking of lettuce as just a delivery system for salad dressing (0.1765)
planning for the zombie attack (0.1765)
Garfield Minus Garfield (0.1765)
loving lamp (0.1771)
having a crush on the Utahraptor (0.1773)
peanut butter (0.1778)
that Venn diagramming is your favorite type of diagramming (0.1786)
sexing her hardcore (0.1786)
painting the bedroom a color other than white or offwhite (0.1789)
insisting on protection (0.1795)
bacon (0.1795)
that the Index is back, and the old users are back, and it is amazing nostalgic times for all (0.1795)
not smoking (0.1795)
still knowing the lyrics to eighties pop songs (0.1795)
watching the sunrise (0.1818)
using the word "substitute" as a substitute for "replacement" (0.1818)
spending the Fourth in someone else's country (0.1818)
eating a huge marshmallow (0.1818)
dancing naked (0.1818)
ever reading books (0.1818)
that you wonder if rachel would be in your klan or hoard or guild or whatever when the pokemon mmorpg comes out (0.1818)
streaking (0.1818)
not really liking MMORPGs (0.1818)
trying to convince someone you are their Tyler Durden (0.1818)
pronouncing "Intelligentsia" with a hard G (0.1818)
that, in a way, David Carradine's death from autoerotic asphyxiation could properly be termed "a fatal stroke" (0.1818)
bringing up your distaste for Disney music (0.1818)
hot bondage (0.1818)
losing yourself and dreaming of world that lie between her fingers (0.1818)
recognizing the beauty of mathematics and logic (0.1818)
road trips (0.1818)
simple english wikipedia (0.1818)
not eating goats for a living (0.1818)
camping (0.1818)
lullabies (0.1818)
lovin' dem pizza rolls (0.1818)
wondering whether a centaur foal would suckle from the human breasts or the horse teats underneath (0.1818)
brownies (0.1818)
buying food for homeless people (0.1825)
not living in Corvallis, Oregon (0.1835)
yelling "in bed" at the end of fortune cookie fortunes (0.1837)
washing your pet (0.1837)
fry (0.1842)
drawing penises on the worksheet (0.1842)
hot snogging (0.1842)
being an alligator (0.1852)
standing the test of time (0.1852)
having a huge internet crush on Kate Beaton (0.1852)
listening to Beethoven (0.1852)
having a huge weiner (0.1852)
going to college (0.1852)
not knowing every ABBA song by heart, yet (0.1860)
donating to public radio (0.1860)
wearing white after Labor Day (0.1875)
using the word "retarded" as a replacement for "stupid" (0.1875)
living in the city (0.1875)
iTunes somehow playing the same song around the same time every day despite being on shuffle (0.1875)
wanting to be under the sea, in an octopus's garden, in the shade (0.1875)
being real and fantastic (0.1875)
watching Captain Planet (0.1875)
foreplay (0.1875)
eating a butterfinger (0.1875)
feeling that Pepe is the cutes BYOB corner pet (0.1875)
not joining the military (0.1875)
not knowing more about Anonymous (0.1875)
chocolate spread (0.1875)
the metric system (0.1878)
giving that dorky, but really sweet guy a chance (0.1885)
dowloading that song (0.1887)
dinosaur wrestling (0.1892)
choosing adventure over security (0.1892)
having a name that is fifty percent vowels (0.1905)
taking boat (0.1905)
choosing cake instead of death (0.1905)
hooking up words and phrases and clauses (0.1905)
being the cat's meow (0.1905)
not actually being bitter or a nihilist (0.1905)
shooting Scott Temple (0.1905)
eating a noun (0.1905)
waiting most of the morning for the time to roll around when you can go to lunch at the most awesome hot dog place ever (0.1905)
that the sea is deep and full of mystery (0.1905)
not watching the movie Pontypool (0.1923)
being afraid of Americans (0.1923)
telling your mother you don't want to have children (0.1923)
this picture (0.1923)
bondage (0.1923)
milk (0.1935)
earning a PhD instead of an MD (0.1935)
pretending you're a woman to get into nursing school (0.1935)
learning new and interesting things about skin and blood (0.1935)
holding cats (0.1935)
drawing a webcomic (0.1947)
not seeing Nicolas Cage after seeing Face Off (0.1951)
saving up some money (0.1951)
reading pictures for sad children (0.1951)
signing up for Twitter (0.1983)
being the hottest item on the regret index (0.2000)
that larder is a pretty neat, word, a holdover whose anachronistic meaning specifically meant a COLD storage room, but post refrigeration came to mean simply a pantry, but it could also mean a supply of food, the thing itself (0.2000)
someday wanting to own land, with fruit growing on that land (0.2000)
jerking off into your roommate's shampoo bottle, not just once but every day for like two weeks (0.2000)
how awesome broiling is (0.2000)
getting over your ex so quickly (0.2000)
a glorious fart (0.2000)
delicious ice cream (0.2000)
masturbating at a Jessica Alba movie (0.2000)
hooking up with ryan (0.2000)
losing your religion (0.2000)
flipping off everyone you hated from high school (0.2000)
buying the newer model (0.2000)
dandelion wine (0.2000)
making pies (0.2000)
that crazy night in Pheonix (0.2000)
going on a bicycle tour (0.2000)
finally taking a chance and talking to him or her (0.2000)
not having played Kingdom Hearts yet (0.2000)
British English (0.2000)
revealing your nerdiness (0.2000)
busting through the heavens with your drill (0.2000)
jumping in that lake (0.2022)
buying a Mac (0.2027)
not going to dartmouth (0.2034)
making love to your hand (0.2035)
extra sprinkles (0.2037)
Fictional Jimbo Wales (0.2041)
being bigger on the inside (0.2045)
listening to the whole CD (0.2051)
giving a gift as a surprise (0.2055)
liking folk rock (0.2059)
finding the key to the secret garden (0.2059)
mARRIAGE (0.2059)
running with scissors (0.2065)
swallowing (0.2069)
the Lord of the Rings (0.2079)
singing Bohemian Rhapsody at the top of your lungs (0.2083)
spending two hours on the phone with your grandmother (0.2083)
the resurrection of the regret index (0.2083)
being mean to the neighbor's rude kid (0.2083)
ever reading that first comic strip on the Web (0.2083)
changing your cell phone number (0.2083)
thanksgiving (0.2086)
not going to prom (0.2088)
experimenting with new and interesting sandwich fillings (0.2094)
wearing a tshirt with a dinosaur on it to a dinosaur museum (0.2105)
being Witty (0.2105)
sleeping for thirteen hours (0.2105)
Dinosaur Comics' new layout (0.2105)
wanting to take a girl under your arm (0.2105)
the Dromiceiomimus' improbable colouring (0.2105)
xkcd (0.2105)
eating cows (0.2105)
magic (0.2105)
pancakes (0.2105)
turning it up to eleven (0.2105)
staying up all night to watch an eighteen year old paint her nails online (0.2115)
playing chess (0.2121)
watching the Donald Duck cartoon "Die Fuhrer's Face" (0.2121)
buying a motorcycle (0.2121)
feeling closer to people in this world of regret (0.2121)
donating (0.2121)
post it notes (0.2128)
switching parties (0.2128)
what you did last Friday night (0.2135)
facial hair (0.2143)
using words that are not really words (0.2143)
being really cool (0.2143)
not killing every faggot I've ever seen in my entire life (0.2143)
making your time (0.2143)
the invention of custard (0.2143)
listening to music at a much higher or lower volume than what the artist intended (0.2143)
Monty Python (0.2143)
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disagreeing with things (0.2143)
chocolate (0.2143)
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air guitar (0.2143)
going to university (0.2143)
that consomme is broth with will (0.2143)
Jack Kerouac (0.2143)
using hugs, not drugs (0.2157)
going to the beach alone (0.2157)
being American (0.2160)
knowing why the caged bird sings (0.2162)
ephemera (0.2174)
eating a tasty salad (0.2174)
telling your brother he was adopted (0.2174)
punching that baby, despite it's rude behavior (0.2174)
giggling over a heart's warm cockles (0.2174)
not eating Pizza Hut pizza (0.2174)
this place smelling like brownies all of the sudden (0.2174)
taking care of knives (0.2174)
purposely deceiving someone who never listens to what you have to say (0.2182)
the death of Clippy (0.2200)
missing the NBA playoffs to watch the new episode of 'Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern' (0.2203)
almost always using the British spellings for things, even though you are an American and your spell check always tells you it's wrong (0.2206)
shooting a man in Reno just to watch him die (0.2211)
playing dress up (0.2222)
being the bee's knees (0.2222)
sending the President into exile (0.2222)
being too awesome (0.2222)
feeding the ducks (0.2222)
raspberries, om nom nom (0.2222)
fighting the Nausican (0.2222)
being Anonymous (0.2222)
looking at pictures of adorable puppies (0.2222)
getting a tattoo (0.2222)
pictures for sad children (0.2222)
good times (0.2222)
wondering what the significance of the qwantz dot com domain name is (0.2222)
explaining to someone what the Regret Index is (0.2222)
volunteering (0.2222)
becoming vegetarian or vegan (0.2222)
painting your fingernails lime green (0.2222)
Loosing you religion or faith (0.2222)
PIN numbers (0.2222)
tiger's belly (0.2222)
major tom (0.2222)
crying during the first ten minutes of the new Star Trek movie (0.2241)
stealing the enterprise (0.2241)
xylophones (0.2250)
dancing all crazy (0.2250)
EXISTING (0.2254)
spreading your legs (0.2258)
escaping out the back (0.2258)
takin it to the streets (0.2273)
cooking bacon (0.2273)
cut and pasting a webcomic (0.2273)
tapirs (0.2273)
ATM machines (0.2273)
making love above the pub (0.2273)
staying on the phone all night (0.2273)
quitting even though the job was OK, but just OK (0.2273)
what happened in vegas (0.2286)
writing slashfiction about webcomic authors (0.2286)
a lifetime dedicated to public displays of air guitar (0.2286)
wondering if there's a way to extract all of these autofill regrets into a text file for saving and possibly choosing the better ones (0.2286)
not settling down when all your friends did (0.2286)
optical illusions (0.2292)
the internet (0.2293)
following Stephen Fry on Twitter (0.2297)
extra cheese (0.2308)
that you like pie quite a bit (0.2308)
not knowing who Richard Dawkins is (0.2308)
being your mother's child (0.2308)
actually finding pigeons more cute than vermin like (0.2308)
having a cute little white butt (0.2308)
reproducing via meiosis (0.2308)
a French guy who looks like Janice Dickinson wearing a strap on under a fancy ball gown, just to piss off his rich bitch girlfriend and her annoying family (0.2308)
leaving a legacy (0.2308)
reading every single Dinosaur Comic from beginning to end in a single sitting (0.2308)
having an adolescent crush on Christopher Walken (0.2308)
filling your thesis with references to monkeys (0.2308)
correcting your friends everytime they misspell Dromiceiomimus (0.2308)
the general awesomeness of blacklights (0.2308)
playing god (0.2308)
preferring women with body hair over women who shave (0.2308)
horseshoe crabs (0.2308)
deep fat frying a twinkie (0.2308)
eating cheese just for the sake of eating cheese (0.2308)
running away from indie cred, even though you listen to some of the music (0.2308)
birth control (0.2308)
that dreaming is free (0.2308)
having an affair with the flirty executive assistant (0.2308)
vaguely effeminate dancing frogs (0.2308)
stories about elves and unicorns (0.2308)
going to Spain (0.2308)
not having a penis (0.2308)
being a pantyaire, like a millionaire but with panties instead of money (0.2308)
puttin' on the ritz (0.2308)
buying a chocolate bar without checking the label first, only to find it had peanuts in it (0.2320)
spending a whole bunch of time reading random articles on wikipedia (0.2326)
that your delicious cheeseburger was made from a cow whose cause of death was predicted by an infallible machine (0.2326)
chewing bubblegum (0.2326)
learning all the elements in the periodic table in order (0.2328)
getting a credit card (0.2329)
your haircut (0.2333)
getting out of bed this morning (0.2333)
referring to water as hydrogen hydroxide, as a means to both achieve maximal accuracy from the perspective of how the atoms are actually connected, and freaking people out (0.2333)
Grad school (0.2336)
log cabin (0.2340)
sticking with your major (0.2340)
spending an entire day listening to the same song on repeat (0.2348)
eating babies (0.2353)
eating food that are high in potastium (0.2353)
paying for something with fifteen dollars in quarters (0.2353)
writing the letter "x" backwards and upsidedown (0.2353)
retiring early (0.2353)
growing a handlebar moustache (0.2353)
deep frying boring healthy food (0.2353)
tapping her mana (0.2353)
thinking that dinosaur might be good to eat, depending on the species, but wondering if the size of the animal would effect the texture of the meat or something like that (0.2353)
tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (0.2353)
comitting massive regret vote fraud (0.2353)
going to church (0.2353)
anonymity (0.2353)
dancing with the devil in the pale moon light (0.2353)
wearing hipster glasses (0.2360)
leaving the farm (0.2368)
irony (0.2368)
only that you have but one life to give for your country (0.2373)
getting hooked on Harry Potter or Twilight (0.2375)
ice cream (0.2381)
studying linguistics (0.2381)
adding this to StumbleUpon (0.2381)
reading, that shit is crazy (0.2381)
making fun of people who instigate fights in YouTube's comments section (0.2381)
buying a Wii (0.2381)
being the latest in nerd technology (0.2381)
shit son, I don't know (0.2381)
doing it for the lulz (0.2386)
Skipping the Fiance's family Easter Dinner to play xbox and go to a concert (0.2389)
missing Efterklang at the Dublin Docklands (0.2400)
airing out your nughty bits (0.2400)
falling in love (0.2400)
Paris (0.2400)
impersonating that person (0.2400)
going to an Ivy League school (0.2400)
inventing a maneuver (0.2400)
losing your religion, like in that one song (0.2400)
broken broccoli (0.2400)
helvetica (0.2400)
orthodontics (0.2407)
penis (0.2407)
using flesh for digestive energy (0.2411)
still knowing the lyrics to nineties pop songs (0.2414)
not being on fire (0.2418)
my high GPA in high school (0.2418)
nothing (0.2421)
smoking pot (0.2421)
going through a Bob Marley phase in college, like EVERYONE else (0.2424)
love (0.2424)
tweed jackets with leather elbow patches (0.2429)
asking her out (0.2435)
the english alphabet (0.2436)
turning up at Ryan's door covered in mustard (0.2449)
giving up eating mammals (0.2460)
rereading all the harry potter books (0.2462)
dating someone much younger (0.2474)
breaking up with my first love (0.2482)
speaking in spoonerisms (0.2500)
being born during the hot war (0.2500)
wondering what goes through their little kitty brains (0.2500)
life being so tasty (0.2500)
yogurt's laxative properties (0.2500)
taking the boat (0.2500)
thinking someone was hot just because they were good at maths (0.2500)
a clandestine meating (0.2500)
answering the telephone in a foreign language (0.2500)
never dealing drugs (0.2500)
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lesbians (0.2500)
that you never had a chance to tell Farty McCrablice that YOU LOVE HIM (0.2500)
being The One (0.2500)
girls with full lips and wide hips (0.2500)
not giving David Gwilliam kisses before he got married (0.2500)
line dancing while drunk (0.2500)
deliberately misunderstanding offensive slang by taking it literally, ie assume when someone says 'faggot' that they refer to a bundle of sticks or twigs (0.2500)
that aloe plants are awesome (0.2500)
sexual congress (0.2500)
getting a liberal arts education (0.2500)
the first time you got drunk (0.2500)
the existence of the interrobang! (0.2500)
eating macademia nuts (0.2500)
ever saying "no fat chicks" (0.2500)
books (0.2500)
falling in love with the majesty of colors (0.2500)
that English is your fourth language and you speak it better than your first but not your second (0.2500)
English (0.2500)
underboob (0.2500)
wondering what kind of girl would be impressed with somebody smoking, it doesn't seem that difficult to do (0.2500)
using my mom's deodorant (0.2500)
tickling her THERE (0.2500)
your very existence (0.2500)
being scared of Kefka (0.2500)
having sex with your boss' underage daughter (0.2500)
hugging a koala (0.2500)
all of the weird things you are a fan of (0.2500)
being necessarily clever (0.2500)
trolling the UK government petition site with stupid petitions you know would be rejected (0.2500)
licking out a feminist (0.2500)
ira glass vs philip glass in "glass warfare" (0.2500)
being a huge nerd (0.2500)
Ryan getting the Regret Index back up (0.2500)
fluffy cats (0.2500)
girls, ewwwwww (0.2500)
knowing she was gay and still dating her (0.2500)
having low pop culture IQ (0.2500)
living and learning (0.2500)
considering eating two dollars and fifty cents worth of raspberries in one sitting (0.2500)
correcting people on their improper use of the subjunctive (0.2500)
eating a minimalist (0.2500)
the Pythagorean theorem (0.2500)
going the extra mile (0.2500)
having sexy intestines (0.2500)
meeting a possum (0.2500)
your sudden urge to make brownies (0.2500)
not having balls (0.2500)
that Japanese people LOVE coelacanths (0.2500)
being crazy and or retarded (0.2500)
getting divorced (0.2500)
the simpsons (0.2500)
making fun of fat swans (0.2500)
socializing instead of playing video games (0.2527)
eating mexican food (0.2540)
dyeing your hair (0.2545)
trying something new (0.2547)
not googling The Underfold (0.2554)
being (0.2558)
chromatic scales (0.2558)
not trying alcohol sooner (0.2564)
not listening to Billy Zane (0.2564)
wishing you could give yourself a blowie (0.2564)
tang (0.2564)
sexy times with a friend (0.2570)
being a socialist (0.2571)
not knowing what the big deal with Twitter is (0.2571)
quoting that xkcd comic (0.2581)
going back for seconds on dessert (0.2582)
painting your fingernails black (0.2593)
being a Shakespeare nerd (0.2593)
eating lunch yesterday (0.2593)
eating tofu (0.2595)
the final countdown (0.2600)
eating that piece of chocolate (0.2609)
eating all the royalty (0.2609)
eating out a feminist (0.2609)
bursting out into evil laughter in a crowded or public place (0.2609)
throwing your underwear onto the stage (0.2609)
going to graduate school (0.2614)
reading through the entire dinosaur comics archive and then talking like Ryan for the next month (0.2619)
learning lisp (0.2619)
starting that fire (0.2619)
having known love (0.2619)
wondering what kind of feelings different animals feel (0.2632)
living on the edge (0.2632)
eating that cookie out of the trash (0.2632)
cooking hamburgers on my engine block (0.2632)
giving your best when you know it won't be enough (0.2632)
your twisted desires (0.2632)
being there for her when she needed you (0.2632)
sexuality (0.2632)
everything (0.2632)
polygamy (0.2632)
writing a novel (0.2632)
being vaguely european (0.2632)
being winsome (0.2632)
going commando (0.2632)
taking comfort in the regret index in any way whatsoever (0.2632)
wanting gummi bears and or banana chips right now (0.2632)
that shorts are comfy and easy to wear (0.2647)
insisting on precision (0.2656)
responding with Sassy Molassy (0.2658)
Dresden Codak (0.2667)
alligators in the sewer (0.2667)
letting her sit in the front seat (0.2667)
The Princess Bride (0.2667)
being a dog person (0.2667)
slowly replacing every part of your body with machinery (0.2667)
popping the zits on your ass (0.2667)
that all you know about Final Fantasy, you learned from a friend who really liked it when you were teenagers (0.2667)
reading through the entire dinosaur comics archive and then tasting like Ryan for the next month (0.2667)
unpacking my adjectives (0.2667)
Peeing in someone's drink (0.2667)
ordering from Amazon marketplace (0.2667)
not having tiny brown birds live behind your air conditioner (0.2667)
buying one of each in EVERY COLOUR (0.2667)
mocha (0.2667)
loving your mama (0.2667)
spooning Jewel's boobs (0.2667)
cleaning out your bowels through the act of pooping (0.2667)
taking the last brownie (0.2667)
crowdsurfing (0.2667)
eating food that fell on the ground (0.2667)
pokemon (0.2673)
doing a favour that I knew would not be repayed (0.2674)
watching Borat (0.2681)
Wagner (0.2692)
not memorising every Star Trek episode (0.2692)
white text on a dark background (0.2692)
that now that the Regret Index is back, you can go back to ignoring your Facebook, Twitter, Livejournal, Tegaki, and Deviantart (0.2692)
listining to something when you know it'll make you cry (0.2692)
eating a vegan (0.2692)
living drug free (0.2692)
your First Time (0.2698)
losing your virginity when you did (0.2703)
switching majors (0.2703)
private school (0.2703)
a tiny woman (0.2703)
eating pistachio nuts (0.2708)
putting these dumb questions on here (0.2716)
loving Canada (0.2727)
changing your name (0.2727)
taking up the ukulele (0.2727)
making friends with a cat named Badger (0.2727)
challenging someone to a duel via a glove to the face (0.2727)
being childfree (0.2727)
Werther's Originals (0.2727)
eating something you found on the ground or floor (0.2727)
pushing it well (0.2727)
drinking from the tap (0.2727)
hide and seek (0.2727)
going out to the woods today (0.2727)
dating (0.2727)
joining community theater (0.2727)
floating in a most peculiar way (0.2727)
eating bacon made from pigs that had swine flu (0.2727)
selling your nintendo wii (0.2727)
being the king of all cosmos (0.2727)
sighing (0.2727)
waking up late in the afternoon (0.2727)
going to the fancy dress party as Batman, knowing full well that the theme had no conceivable connection to Batman (0.2727)
going wee wee wee all the way home (0.2727)
halving a seventeen inch long penis (0.2727)
boneless skinless chicken breasts (0.2727)
saying the name of the Scottish play (0.2727)
not sleeping with that tranvestite (0.2727)
ripping off penis jokes (0.2727)
Taking an art degree (0.2727)
gyrating your leatherwrapped genitals in the faces of those Japanese schoolchildren (0.2727)
not eating my shorts (0.2727)
theamazingregretindexing (0.2727)
a giant cup of hot chocolate, complete with little marshmellows and cream (0.2727)
OGC Man (0.2727)
banjo dueling (0.2727)
hasbro (0.2727)
opening a nice, refreshing Tab (0.2727)
brutal legend (0.2727)
M C Escher (0.2727)
making references to poetry (0.2727)
loving (0.2727)
tagging the Wikipedia article on irony as "contradicts itself" (0.2727)
wondering where all these regretters came from (0.2727)
sending emails using your friends emails when he or she leaves themselves logged in and are not looking (0.2745)
cooking yourself a lavish meal and not sharing it with anyone (0.2746)
eating that last cookie (0.2747)
having a winsome onesome (0.2750)
living with your mother (0.2750)
flames (0.2759)
for some reason having a bias against nicotine (0.2759)
coming on to the regret index (0.2759)
listening to a favorite song on repeat for hours (0.2759)
opening the windows (0.2759)
fasting (0.2759)
that your livingroom is full of dancers (0.2759)
the venture brothers (0.2759)
coming to this site (0.2763)
super fat hippos (0.2766)
having that threesome (0.2766)
using this site to admit your regrets (0.2766)
getting (0.2768)
asking them out (0.2770)
the moon (0.2778)
walruses (0.2778)
homographic homophonic autantonyms (0.2778)
wondering why rachel has returned to commenting without using her name (0.2778)
asking them to wait for you (0.2778)
liking fat thighs you can not lie (0.2778)
eating boxed triceratops (0.2778)
your wares (0.2778)
being Ryan (0.2778)
wearing that outfit at the same time she did (0.2778)
not telling your parents (0.2788)
memorizing Monty Python and the Holy Grail (0.2791)
not knowing any ABBA songs by Heart (0.2791)
that someone keeps looking at my submitted regrets and combining them to form hilarious new ones (0.2800)
liking songs that seem innocent on first listening, but end up being about serial killers or something like that (0.2800)
coming out (0.2800)
going back in time to punch nazis in da face (0.2800)
that you were only referring to the subjects of ABBA's music primarily seeming to come from a feminine point of view, but yeah, you don't mind referring to longhaired blonde Swedish dudes as "chicks" (0.2800)
not owning a single pair of tube socks (0.2800)
being well envoweled (0.2800)
not having an abortion (0.2800)
being well endowed (0.2800)
spending the entire night going through the archives of that webcomic (0.2804)
masturbating (0.2813)
telling him you had feelings for him even though you really didn't know whether he'd reciprocate (0.2813)
zombies ate my neighbors (0.2813)
wanting to discover life with someone (0.2813)
puppy dawgs (0.2813)
doing acid (0.2813)
boats (0.2813)
your gay experience (0.2817)
throwing your hands up in the air, waving them around like you just don't care (0.2821)
missing the Butthole Surfers concert (0.2821)
selling myself to science (0.2821)
the successful launch of Sputnik I (0.2826)
eating too much at Thanksgiving (0.2836)
watching House (0.2847)
wanting to ride your bicycle, wanting to ride it when you like (0.2857)
using drugs (0.2857)
your fingertips tasting like garlic (0.2857)
winter (0.2857)
the death of a disco dancer (0.2857)
that your whole family is made of meat (0.2857)
never doing bad things (0.2857)
following a dream even though it didn't work out (0.2857)
being born after Freddy Mercury died (0.2857)
screaming I LOVE YOU from the top of your lungs (0.2857)
having your memories backed up on a thumb drive (0.2857)
tieing your best friend up (0.2857)
vowels (0.2857)
pooping on a dog (0.2857)
coconut bras (0.2857)
being honest (0.2857)
loving songs that have really depressing lyrics to go along with a happy beat (0.2857)
throwing meat at vegans (0.2857)
globalisation (0.2857)
only listening to good music (0.2857)
lying about how spicy it was (0.2857)
taking an expectorant (0.2857)
taking the Amtrak (0.2857)
having a detachable penis (0.2857)
your double agency (0.2857)
fucking his mom (0.2857)
the ventures (0.2857)
living in a country that doesn't have bagged milk (0.2857)
eating snakes (0.2857)
kissing him (0.2864)
deciding you are too cool to go to the prom (0.2867)
getting mushrooms on your pizza (0.2872)
telling the truth, even though it hurt him (0.2875)
secretly wanting internet fame (0.2877)
intentionally spreading Swine Flu (0.2879)
kissing that boy in Ithaca (0.2885)
rubbing my face in a tiger's belly (0.2889)
thinking that the dude in the header of this website is kinda cute (0.2895)
going POOP (0.2895)
learning so many digits of pi (0.2895)
playing Spyro (0.2895)
gazing (0.2917)
loving chocolate so damn much (0.2917)
Philip Fry's eleventh year of living in the future (0.2917)
not getting circumcised (0.2917)
that Weezing is a member of both the Team Rocket Poison Type binary with Arbok, and the Cinnabar Mansion Pollution binary with Muk (0.2917)
not sleeping with him (0.2917)
cathedrals (0.2917)
The Ten Second Rule (0.2917)
flirting with somebody other than your significant other (0.2924)
picking Charmander (0.2927)
tackling her (0.2927)
sleeping with your best friend (0.2931)
taking the red pill (0.2933)
only wanting to see Wolverine because of the hot, hairy Liev Schreiber (0.2941)
driving all day in order to pick up your brother, who is coming home for the summer (0.2941)
taking it all off (0.2941)
peeing in the shower (0.2941)
accidentally setting my balls on fire with a barbecue lighter (0.2941)
using only one pokemon (0.2941)
adding a new regret (0.2941)
coming from the land of the ice and snow, from the midnight sun where the hot springs flow (0.2941)
being a child once (0.2941)
wondering how one gets a job as a taxidermist and bone cleaner (0.2941)
the flowers that bloom in the spring (0.2941)
using ghee as an intimate lubricant (0.2941)
uisng pirate insults in a real fight (0.2941)
rioting with the frenzied mob (0.2941)
every sexual experience you've ever had (0.2941)
not giving change to what you thought was a homeless guy but was just some dude in need of a shower (0.2941)
not voting for the President (0.2941)
your internet name lasting this long (0.2941)
going to a tiny college (0.2941)
giving that bum some money (0.2947)
waking up this morning (0.2954)
hanging out with strangers on public transit (0.2960)
chewing on things (0.2963)
cutting off your long hair (0.2963)
geometry (0.2963)
pressing that big button (0.2963)
forgetting sarah marshall (0.2963)
wondering if anyone has the old regret list (0.2963)
eating some vittles (0.2963)
laughing because you suddenly remembered something hilarious, then realizing strangers are looking at you (0.2984)
stealing Tucksworth's hamburger (0.3000)
attending your graduation ceremony (0.3000)
believing in god (0.3000)
Friends (0.3000)
sex with your best friend (0.3000)
that everybody's footloose (0.3000)
looking through all the old regrets you made, using the cache (0.3000)
not thinking xkcd should get as much grief as it does (0.3000)
getting milk faced and humming like rabbits (0.3000)
that there is no such thing as an original sin (0.3000)
can mine for fish (0.3000)
Batman (0.3000)
cleaning up after yourself (0.3000)
the bird being a word (0.3000)
decimating this pie (0.3000)

most voted regrets

meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
Kento (2760/0.9993)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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most discussed regrets

tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (356)
turtles (291)
your boobs buying food on ebay (109)
the death of Sylvia Browne (70)
not getting circumcised (63)
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