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Commodore Nutt, Rebel informant
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Kento's lucky he never met Luka Magnotta
that roughly ninety percent of gay porn stars have a Kento number of one
that on second thought it would make more sense to start from the absolute bottom of the gay porn world, Kento, and work your way "uphill"
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the Metallic Metals Act
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ash, cash, or Gary, nobody catches 'em all for free
obligatory scenes for female leads in action movies with slightly rapey overtones
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the Cash for Ash scandal
"I've got this" exclaimed Fili, slapping a fresh clip into each of his twin Msixties
not even knowing where these goats came from
there can't possibly be another hour of this
OK, look, a lot of stupid things have happened in this movie so far, but seriously a dwarf is now running at an orc army shouting "SUPERCHARGE!"
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(6) not helping an older woman down the steps
(1) that what Return of the Jedi needs is a shot of Nien Nunb's widow tearfully weaping over his photo after he died due to a black alert at Dantooine General Hospital years after the Battle of Endor
(2) guessing that at some point the Old Republic had an extreme State's Rights faction take power and basically gut the executive branch
(6) the death of Richard Bonehill
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(2) no one ever died from mowing a hot cunt
(1) I and I gon give yuh dah axe, mon
(3) there's seven inches of snow outside, so i'm thinking of making some chocolate chip cookies for my roommates and i
(1) Bathynomus giganteus
(2) thinking that if Kento had hands that were just a little bit smaller, he would make a great "bottom" gay porn star
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kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
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arresting a king in his own palace (0.0000)
brunettes (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
slamming your dick in the car door (0.0000)
telling that girl in second grade who insisted that you were "the boss of her" to show you her vagina (0.0000)
fisting Go Ikeda (0.0000)
pussy (0.0000)
having Gordon Ramsay voice an orangutan who does nothing but masturbate and defecate (0.0000)
not being Kento (0.0000)
twats (0.0000)
sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
telling the Philippines authorities that Kento is a drug mule (0.0000)
humping Jewel's bust (0.0000)
stabbing Isabella Rossellini and ejaculating in the wound (0.0000)
The Curious Cans of Benjamin Buttocks (0.0000)
shaving Jewel's bush, meow (0.0000)
teabagging Raymond Burr (0.0000)
bellowing DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND (0.0000)
holding your boobs when you run down the stairs (0.0000)
masturbating with your cut off hand (0.0000)
stealing that girl's bra from the communal laundry room (0.0000)
having impure thoughts about a teenage Kimmie Gibbler (0.0000)
having sex with a girl who looked a lot like Christina Ricci (0.0000)
not eating out Kento (0.0000)
Owen and Mzee (0.0000)
smashing a birdhouse with your flaccid dick (0.0000)
cornholing Willie Mays (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
licking Danish remoulade off of Chris Lydon's erect penis (0.0000)
banging a Tim Burton heroine (0.0000)
the death of Sylvia Browne (0.0004)
turtles (0.0004)
breasts (0.0135)
regret index greatest tits, Kento (0.0153)
buying multiple copies of the book "To Be or Not to Be" by the incredibly handsome New York Times bestselling author Ryan North (0.0161)
slamming your dick in Jewel's boobs (0.0185)
saying no when you should have said yes (0.0217)
having a lesbian crush on Alex Dainis (0.0233)
dongs (0.0297)
staring at Bicoid Babe's ass seriously (0.0310)
Twin Long Rods #Two (0.0345)
asian racks (0.0357)
fisting Kevin Bacon at home (0.0370)
hating reality TV shows (0.0385)
sexy makeouts (0.0400)
going to the Sweatiest Ass in the World world premiere with Kento (0.0408)
being awesome (0.0410)
going slightly out of your way to step on that crunchy looking leaf (0.0433)
consistent pubic lice (0.0455)
dinosaurs (0.0466)
Receiving from Jaylala (0.0476)
breastfeeding (0.0526)
being the real deal (0.0526)
all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy (0.0541)
learning to play the xylophone (0.0543)
how weird The Regret Index becomes at night (0.0556)
Allison Iraheta being voted off American Idol (0.0556)
playing Dungeons & Dragons with Tim Duncan (0.0556)
being a nerd (0.0580)
drinking delicious lemonade and popping wheelies (0.0588)
all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy (0.0606)
building a castle out of the junk in a junkyard (0.0625)
managing to resist the perverse curiosity to see TwoGirlsOneCup, so far (0.0625)
making a fort in your living room out of couch cushions (0.0625)
boobs (0.0625)
demanding proof (0.0625)
this video (0.0667)
wondering what penguin would tase like (0.0714)
really not regretting the number one four two eight at all (0.0714)
having to wear glasses (0.0714)
sleeping with that slim ugly huge breasted double D cup bucktoothed seventeen year old national merit scolar bikini model cellist goth, and by the way, screw you MB (0.0714)
your love of eighties action movies (0.0727)
discovering webcomics (0.0769)
choosing Squirtle (0.0769)
boobs, vaginas, asses, and such (0.0769)
defending the bullied kid (0.0769)
playing Dungeons & Dragons with Tim Duncan (0.0769)
futurama (0.0769)
sprinking chocolate chips on your beloved's breasts as you knead them (0.0769)
that Jewel has huge boobs, seriously (0.0769)
playing it loud (0.0769)
not wearing panties (0.0769)
getting FOUR fish hooks stuck in your scrotum (0.0769)
all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy (0.0811)
Bicoid Babe (0.0833)
"Allison Iraheta being voted off American Idol" being voted off the bottom regrets list (0.0833)
that wikipedia describes attending concerts as a "ritual" (0.0833)
having beautiful breasts (0.0833)
not supporting the President (0.0833)
all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy (0.0833)
disabling your crazy friend (0.0833)
dinosaur comics (0.0833)
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that walruses, goats, and swans represent the Leviathan, Behemoth, and Ziz, respectively, of the regret index (0.0833)
soliciting a fourteen year old boy to pose for sexually explicit photographs (0.0833)
saying, "boners ahoy!" (0.0853)
staying in college (0.0879)
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making waffles (0.0918)
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moving out of your parent's house (0.0941)
treehouses (0.0952)
all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy (0.0952)
fun times involving sushi (0.0959)
learning another language (0.0962)
not having seen Muriel's Wedding (0.0968)
publicly mocking Swine Flu (0.0970)
dromiceiomimus (0.0976)
drinking delicious lemonade (0.0982)
rocking out (0.0988)
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spooning Kento's boobs (0.1000)
growing up in a nonchurchgoing family (0.1000)
sitting on the floor in second grade (0.1000)
less than three (0.1000)
buying a Dinosaur Comics tshirt (0.1017)
sleeping naked (0.1026)
playing videogames while drunk (0.1048)
defending cream soda (0.1062)
putting punctuation in your comment (0.1067)
the last time you drank (0.1071)
the very last thing you said (0.1071)
opening new cider (0.1077)
the death of Margaret Hilda Thatcher (0.1111)
going to lunch (0.1111)
following that white rabbit (0.1111)
spending all weekend naked (0.1111)
that stuff getting eaten is inherently funny (0.1111)
hugging a tree like a koala (0.1111)
kissing (0.1116)
becoming an atheist (0.1124)
getting into firefly (0.1126)
saying 'boners ahoy' (0.1127)
World War Two's ending in Allied victory (0.1129)
party party partying hard (0.1136)
being meat (0.1143)
starting over (0.1143)
eating raised bread (0.1154)
closing the door (0.1154)
smoking weed (0.1154)
boners (0.1156)
friendship (0.1167)
that rachel is back (0.1176)
downloading music illegally (0.1176)
the little wiggly things at the end of feet (0.1176)
making a little space for the cheese slices (0.1176)
spending an evening eating spicy cheetos, reading language log, and masturbating to nude photos of your ex from five years ago (0.1176)
drinking your first drink (0.1183)
skipping work to sit in the sun (0.1200)
getting your hot cocoa on (0.1200)
accepting candy from strangers (0.1204)
thinking of rain (0.1212)
the color of blood outside the body when one has iron based blood (0.1212)
ryan north (0.1226)
drinking a cold beer in the shower (0.1228)
Voting for Barak Obama (0.1228)
breathing (0.1239)
hating family guy almost as soon as it was uncanceled (0.1250)
not meeting Emily Gray (0.1250)
reading the book that changed everything (0.1250)
popping wheelies with the boys (0.1275)
winning (0.1287)
having sex at seventeen (0.1304)
watching Mystery Science Theatre all night (0.1304)
Getting into Miles Davis (0.1304)
that groove is in the heart (0.1304)
vandalizing Wikipedia's chicken page that one time (0.1304)
talking to strangers (0.1311)
not getting the chance to meet the Mets (0.1311)
free speech (0.1316)
voting (0.1324)
attempting to lucid dream (0.1333)
flushing that gallon of rotten shrimp down the toilet (0.1333)
eating goat cheese (0.1333)
Zooey Deschanel looks like a sandblasted Lucy Lawless (0.1333)
not installing Safari Three on all your computers yet (0.1333)
obama (0.1348)
loving Batman (0.1351)
qwantz (0.1356)
holding hands (0.1364)
making mud soup as a kid (0.1364)
kissing her (0.1364)
making out with that girl dressed as a French maid at that costume party (0.1364)
being one of the very few people in your circle of friends to never really have the urge to smoke cigarettes (0.1389)
lasers (0.1395)
singing along (0.1395)
not wringing your parent's neck (0.1400)
not having kids (0.1408)
skipping the Harry Potter midnight release (0.1413)
ap classes (0.1413)
taking AP classes (0.1417)
losing your virginity (0.1429)
being a rocker (0.1429)
that for every n in N there is a finite sequence a subscript k, of which every member is in Z and is nonnegative, such that the product for i from one to m, where m is the length of the sequence, of p subscript i to the power of a subscript i equals n (0.1429)
polydactyl cats (0.1429)
making out with that girl who turned out to still be in high school (0.1429)
sexy spaceships (0.1429)
I don't know, always kind of liking narwhals yourself (0.1429)
having erotic fantasies about Bob Dylan (0.1429)
having impure thoughts about a teenage Winona Rider (0.1429)
not going to freecreditreport dot com (0.1429)
in jokes (0.1429)
not boning a donkey (0.1429)
liking michael showalter a lot (0.1429)
paying for a whole seat but only using the edge (0.1429)
What is this I don't even (0.1429)
dropping your first truth and beauty bomb (0.1429)
eating roast beef off of your own boobs (0.1429)
kicking everyone's butt (0.1429)
going hog wild (0.1429)
putting your jeans and socks in one load (0.1429)
growing long hair (0.1453)
living abroad (0.1477)
all those books you read (0.1481)
not being pretentious enough (0.1481)
passing yourself off as royalty (0.1500)
spending an entire weekend in your pjs (0.1500)
eating vaguely european (0.1500)
being a meatatarian (0.1500)
blowing raspberries (0.1500)
accepting a lower paying but much less stressfull job (0.1505)
burning that motherfucker down (0.1515)
breaking the law (0.1522)
going to the gym (0.1524)
deep throating Stephen Fry (0.1538)
keeping on trucking (0.1538)
that you always liked Mike more than Joel (0.1538)
physically assaulting that guy who can't even bother to tune in the easy listening station properly in his cubicle (0.1538)
wearing two socks (0.1538)
The Middleman being cancelled (0.1538)
pie (0.1538)
sneaking around in a cardboard box, Metal Gear style (0.1538)
that "bottom regrets" and "most voted regrets" are white while "add a new regret" "search regrets" "recent regrets" "top regrets" and "recent comments" are all in blue (0.1538)
drinking champagne out of a chimp anus (0.1538)
Being born (0.1543)
trying that exotic food (0.1544)
not kissing up to people, even if it's in your best interest to do so (0.1556)
memorising every Star Trek episode (0.1557)
keeping it real (0.1557)
getting drunk at a wedding (0.1579)
that "avril lavigne" in Canadia is a line of spring fresh canuck bidets (0.1579)
having seen Star Wars all the through probably over a hundred times (0.1579)
learning an instrument (0.1587)
gay (0.1587)
having a power level of over NINE THOUSAND (0.1591)
that you tend to give money to buskers or not depending on their talent (0.1600)
eating in a rad mood (0.1600)
reading the regret index (0.1613)
wikipedia (0.1622)
the indescribable beauty of simplicity (0.1622)
eating bread (0.1622)
eating meat (0.1628)
playing Starfox Sixty Four (0.1647)
how many times you went back over the archive for Dinosaur comics (0.1648)
Pretending to be asleep to avoid talking (0.1649)
visiting this website (0.1656)
busting myths (0.1667)
refusing to accept the modern sense of "tweet" into your vocabulary (0.1667)
christmas (0.1667)
just wanting a sign (0.1667)
pudding (0.1667)
eating left handed (0.1667)
randomly meeting people who fill your heart with glee (0.1667)
cheese (0.1667)
always eating your skittles in prismatic order (0.1667)
being the one kid in your nerd clique who instantly hated Return of the Jedi with a passion (0.1667)
having roast beef (0.1667)
being in a rad mood (0.1667)
watching 'The Dark Knight' (0.1667)
sweetness (0.1667)
clockwork (0.1667)
eating her out (0.1667)
wondering if so many ladies turn to writing and reading smut because they crave porn but get turned off by the way it's made (0.1667)
being able to say 'when I was your age, pluto was a planet' (0.1695)
playing in traffic (0.1696)
being British (0.1698)
not switching to Geico (0.1712)
having eaten dinner (0.1714)
having a onesome (0.1717)
hugging a tree (0.1719)
listening to Wagner (0.1739)
dancing naked ALL DAY LONG (0.1739)
neing a super freak super freak (0.1739)
wondering whether Kento, Document, Sarah, and Pseudonym have found the new regret index yet (0.1739)
not waxing your eyebrows in high school (0.1748)
that where we're going we don't need roads (0.1748)
preparing for the zombie apocalypse (0.1750)
a log cabin (0.1757)
staying up all night to watch the sun rise (0.1757)
getting a lick job from a trannie hooker in the dumpster behind Steak n Shake (0.1765)
Garfield Minus Garfield (0.1765)
planning for the zombie attack (0.1765)
dessert (0.1765)
thinking of lettuce as just a delivery system for salad dressing (0.1765)
eating a huge nerd (0.1765)
putting on your robe and wizard hat (0.1765)
not being one of those women who instantly fawn over babies (0.1765)
loving lamp (0.1771)
having a crush on the Utahraptor (0.1773)
peanut butter (0.1778)
that Venn diagramming is your favorite type of diagramming (0.1786)
sexing her hardcore (0.1786)
breaking bones while snowboarding (0.1786)
painting the bedroom a color other than white or offwhite (0.1789)
insisting on protection (0.1795)
that the Index is back, and the old users are back, and it is amazing nostalgic times for all (0.1795)
bacon (0.1795)
not smoking (0.1795)
still knowing the lyrics to eighties pop songs (0.1795)
simple english wikipedia (0.1818)
recognizing the beauty of mathematics and logic (0.1818)
that you wonder if rachel would be in your klan or hoard or guild or whatever when the pokemon mmorpg comes out (0.1818)
trying to convince someone you are their Tyler Durden (0.1818)
using the word "substitute" as a substitute for "replacement" (0.1818)
camping (0.1818)
streaking (0.1818)
hot bondage (0.1818)
not eating goats for a living (0.1818)
brownies (0.1818)
pronouncing "Intelligentsia" with a hard G (0.1818)
not really liking MMORPGs (0.1818)
lovin' dem pizza rolls (0.1818)
lullabies (0.1818)
wondering whether a centaur foal would suckle from the human breasts or the horse teats underneath (0.1818)
bringing up your distaste for Disney music (0.1818)
that, in a way, David Carradine's death from autoerotic asphyxiation could properly be termed "a fatal stroke" (0.1818)
spending the Fourth in someone else's country (0.1818)
eating a huge marshmallow (0.1818)
road trips (0.1818)
dancing naked (0.1818)
ever reading books (0.1818)
watching the sunrise (0.1818)
buying food for homeless people (0.1825)
telling your parents you're an atheist (0.1833)
not living in Corvallis, Oregon (0.1835)
yelling "in bed" at the end of fortune cookie fortunes (0.1837)
washing your pet (0.1837)
fry (0.1842)
drawing penises on the worksheet (0.1842)
hot snogging (0.1842)
standing the test of time (0.1852)
having a huge weiner (0.1852)
having a huge internet crush on Kate Beaton (0.1852)
going to college (0.1852)
being an alligator (0.1852)
listening to Beethoven (0.1852)
not knowing every ABBA song by heart, yet (0.1860)
donating to public radio (0.1860)
wanting to be under the sea, in an octopus's garden, in the shade (0.1875)
watching Captain Planet (0.1875)
iTunes somehow playing the same song around the same time every day despite being on shuffle (0.1875)
eating a butterfinger (0.1875)
being real and fantastic (0.1875)
foreplay (0.1875)
not joining the military (0.1875)
living in the city (0.1875)
wearing white after Labor Day (0.1875)
feeling that Pepe is the cutes BYOB corner pet (0.1875)
not knowing more about Anonymous (0.1875)
chocolate spread (0.1875)
using the word "retarded" as a replacement for "stupid" (0.1875)
the metric system (0.1878)
giving that dorky, but really sweet guy a chance (0.1885)
dowloading that song (0.1887)
choosing cake instead of death (0.1905)
not actually being bitter or a nihilist (0.1905)
taking boat (0.1905)
waiting most of the morning for the time to roll around when you can go to lunch at the most awesome hot dog place ever (0.1905)
being the cat's meow (0.1905)
having a name that is fifty percent vowels (0.1905)
shooting Scott Temple (0.1905)
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hooking up words and phrases and clauses (0.1905)
that the sea is deep and full of mystery (0.1905)
bondage (0.1923)
this picture (0.1923)
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being afraid of Americans (0.1923)
telling your mother you don't want to have children (0.1923)
milk (0.1935)
holding cats (0.1935)
earning a PhD instead of an MD (0.1935)
chrono trigger (0.1935)
learning new and interesting things about skin and blood (0.1935)
drawing a webcomic (0.1947)
saving up some money (0.1951)
not seeing Nicolas Cage after seeing Face Off (0.1951)
reading pictures for sad children (0.1951)
choosing adventure over security (0.1964)
signing up for Twitter (0.1983)
buying the newer model (0.2000)
a glorious fart (0.2000)
delicious ice cream (0.2000)
jerking off into your roommate's shampoo bottle, not just once but every day for like two weeks (0.2000)
masturbating at a Jessica Alba movie (0.2000)
not having played Kingdom Hearts yet (0.2000)
ghosts (0.2000)
dandelion wine (0.2000)
getting over your ex so quickly (0.2000)
British English (0.2000)
hooking up with ryan (0.2000)
losing your religion (0.2000)
that larder is a pretty neat, word, a holdover whose anachronistic meaning specifically meant a COLD storage room, but post refrigeration came to mean simply a pantry, but it could also mean a supply of food, the thing itself (0.2000)
someday wanting to own land, with fruit growing on that land (0.2000)
that crazy night in Pheonix (0.2000)
being the hottest item on the regret index (0.2000)
going on a bicycle tour (0.2000)
finally taking a chance and talking to him or her (0.2000)
how awesome broiling is (0.2000)
busting through the heavens with your drill (0.2000)
revealing your nerdiness (0.2000)
making pies (0.2000)
jumping in that lake (0.2022)
buying a Mac (0.2027)
not going to dartmouth (0.2034)
making love to your hand (0.2035)
extra sprinkles (0.2037)
Fictional Jimbo Wales (0.2041)
being bigger on the inside (0.2045)
listening to the whole CD (0.2051)
giving a gift as a surprise (0.2055)
finding the key to the secret garden (0.2059)
mARRIAGE (0.2059)
liking folk rock (0.2059)
swallowing (0.2069)
the Lord of the Rings (0.2079)
the resurrection of the regret index (0.2083)
spending two hours on the phone with your grandmother (0.2083)
ever reading that first comic strip on the Web (0.2083)
being mean to the neighbor's rude kid (0.2083)
singing Bohemian Rhapsody at the top of your lungs (0.2083)
changing your cell phone number (0.2083)
thanksgiving (0.2086)
not going to prom (0.2088)
experimenting with new and interesting sandwich fillings (0.2094)
magic (0.2105)
eating cows (0.2105)
wearing a tshirt with a dinosaur on it to a dinosaur museum (0.2105)
being Witty (0.2105)
sleeping for thirteen hours (0.2105)
the Dromiceiomimus' improbable colouring (0.2105)
Dinosaur Comics' new layout (0.2105)
xkcd (0.2105)
wanting to take a girl under your arm (0.2105)
turning it up to eleven (0.2105)
dinosaur wrestling (0.2105)
pancakes (0.2105)
staying up all night to watch an eighteen year old paint her nails online (0.2115)
watching the Donald Duck cartoon "Die Fuhrer's Face" (0.2121)
playing chess (0.2121)
donating (0.2121)
buying a motorcycle (0.2121)
feeling closer to people in this world of regret (0.2121)
post it notes (0.2128)
switching parties (0.2128)
what you did last Friday night (0.2135)
chocolate (0.2143)
air guitar (0.2143)
eating pizza (0.2143)
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going to market (0.2143)
the invention of custard (0.2143)
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Monty Python (0.2143)
making your time (0.2143)
facial hair (0.2143)
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being really cool (0.2143)
not killing every faggot I've ever seen in my entire life (0.2143)
going to university (0.2143)
disagreeing with things (0.2143)
being the lazer viking (0.2143)
using words that are not really words (0.2143)
listening to music that no one else has heard of (0.2143)
listening to music at a much higher or lower volume than what the artist intended (0.2143)
that consomme is broth with will (0.2143)
Jack Kerouac (0.2143)
running with scissors (0.2151)
using hugs, not drugs (0.2157)
going to the beach alone (0.2157)
being American (0.2160)
knowing why the caged bird sings (0.2162)
taking care of knives (0.2174)
telling your brother he was adopted (0.2174)
eating a tasty salad (0.2174)
ephemera (0.2174)
this place smelling like brownies all of the sudden (0.2174)
punching that baby, despite it's rude behavior (0.2174)
giggling over a heart's warm cockles (0.2174)
not eating Pizza Hut pizza (0.2174)
purposely deceiving someone who never listens to what you have to say (0.2182)
pretending you're a woman to get into nursing school (0.2188)
the death of Clippy (0.2200)
missing the NBA playoffs to watch the new episode of 'Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern' (0.2203)
almost always using the British spellings for things, even though you are an American and your spell check always tells you it's wrong (0.2206)
shooting a man in Reno just to watch him die (0.2211)
being too awesome (0.2222)
playing dress up (0.2222)
being the bee's knees (0.2222)
fighting the Nausican (0.2222)
pictures for sad children (0.2222)
feeding the ducks (0.2222)
major tom (0.2222)
painting your fingernails lime green (0.2222)
PIN numbers (0.2222)
wondering what the significance of the qwantz dot com domain name is (0.2222)
good times (0.2222)
explaining to someone what the Regret Index is (0.2222)
raspberries, om nom nom (0.2222)
being Anonymous (0.2222)
Loosing you religion or faith (0.2222)
volunteering (0.2222)
tiger's belly (0.2222)
getting a tattoo (0.2222)
looking at pictures of adorable puppies (0.2222)
sending the President into exile (0.2222)
crying during the first ten minutes of the new Star Trek movie (0.2241)
stealing the enterprise (0.2241)
xylophones (0.2250)
dancing all crazy (0.2250)
EXISTING (0.2254)
spreading your legs (0.2258)
escaping out the back (0.2258)
cooking bacon (0.2273)
staying on the phone all night (0.2273)
quitting even though the job was OK, but just OK (0.2273)
cut and pasting a webcomic (0.2273)
takin it to the streets (0.2273)
ATM machines (0.2273)
writing slashfiction about webcomic authors (0.2286)
a lifetime dedicated to public displays of air guitar (0.2286)
what happened in vegas (0.2286)
wondering if there's a way to extract all of these autofill regrets into a text file for saving and possibly choosing the better ones (0.2286)
not settling down when all your friends did (0.2286)
optical illusions (0.2292)
sticking with your major (0.2292)
the internet (0.2293)
extra cheese (0.2308)
puttin' on the ritz (0.2308)
not having a penis (0.2308)
having an affair with the flirty executive assistant (0.2308)
stories about elves and unicorns (0.2308)
playing god (0.2308)
preferring women with body hair over women who shave (0.2308)
eating cheese just for the sake of eating cheese (0.2308)
reproducing via meiosis (0.2308)
filling your thesis with references to monkeys (0.2308)
being a pantyaire, like a millionaire but with panties instead of money (0.2308)
correcting your friends everytime they misspell Dromiceiomimus (0.2308)
having an adolescent crush on Christopher Walken (0.2308)
being your mother's child (0.2308)
actually finding pigeons more cute than vermin like (0.2308)
birth control (0.2308)
that you like pie quite a bit (0.2308)
flipping off everyone you hated from high school (0.2308)
reading every single Dinosaur Comic from beginning to end in a single sitting (0.2308)
going to Spain (0.2308)
that dreaming is free (0.2308)
having a cute little white butt (0.2308)
horseshoe crabs (0.2308)
deep fat frying a twinkie (0.2308)
not knowing who Richard Dawkins is (0.2308)
leaving a legacy (0.2308)
a French guy who looks like Janice Dickinson wearing a strap on under a fancy ball gown, just to piss off his rich bitch girlfriend and her annoying family (0.2308)
the general awesomeness of blacklights (0.2308)
running away from indie cred, even though you listen to some of the music (0.2308)
vaguely effeminate dancing frogs (0.2308)
buying a chocolate bar without checking the label first, only to find it had peanuts in it (0.2320)
spending a whole bunch of time reading random articles on wikipedia (0.2326)
that your delicious cheeseburger was made from a cow whose cause of death was predicted by an infallible machine (0.2326)
chewing bubblegum (0.2326)
learning all the elements in the periodic table in order (0.2328)
getting a credit card (0.2329)
your haircut (0.2333)
getting out of bed this morning (0.2333)
Grad school (0.2336)
log cabin (0.2340)
spending an entire day listening to the same song on repeat (0.2348)
eating babies (0.2353)
deep frying boring healthy food (0.2353)
tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (0.2353)
comitting massive regret vote fraud (0.2353)
writing the letter "x" backwards and upsidedown (0.2353)
tapping her mana (0.2353)
retiring early (0.2353)
eating food that are high in potastium (0.2353)
thinking that dinosaur might be good to eat, depending on the species, but wondering if the size of the animal would effect the texture of the meat or something like that (0.2353)
anonymity (0.2353)
paying for something with fifteen dollars in quarters (0.2353)
going to church (0.2353)
dancing with the devil in the pale moon light (0.2353)
growing a handlebar moustache (0.2353)
wearing hipster glasses (0.2360)
becoming vegetarian or vegan (0.2364)
irony (0.2368)
only that you have but one life to give for your country (0.2373)
getting hooked on Harry Potter or Twilight (0.2375)
reading, that shit is crazy (0.2381)
ice cream (0.2381)
studying linguistics (0.2381)
adding this to StumbleUpon (0.2381)
being the latest in nerd technology (0.2381)
making fun of people who instigate fights in YouTube's comments section (0.2381)
buying a Wii (0.2381)
shit son, I don't know (0.2381)
doing it for the lulz (0.2386)
Skipping the Fiance's family Easter Dinner to play xbox and go to a concert (0.2389)
missing Efterklang at the Dublin Docklands (0.2400)
broken broccoli (0.2400)
following Stephen Fry on Twitter (0.2400)
falling in love (0.2400)
inventing a maneuver (0.2400)
helvetica (0.2400)
Paris (0.2400)
impersonating that person (0.2400)
going to an Ivy League school (0.2400)
losing your religion, like in that one song (0.2400)
airing out your nughty bits (0.2400)
orthodontics (0.2407)
penis (0.2407)
using flesh for digestive energy (0.2411)
still knowing the lyrics to nineties pop songs (0.2414)
not being on fire (0.2418)
my high GPA in high school (0.2418)
nothing (0.2421)
smoking pot (0.2421)
going through a Bob Marley phase in college, like EVERYONE else (0.2424)
love (0.2424)
tweed jackets with leather elbow patches (0.2429)
asking her out (0.2435)
the english alphabet (0.2436)
turning up at Ryan's door covered in mustard (0.2449)
giving up eating mammals (0.2460)
rereading all the harry potter books (0.2462)
dating someone much younger (0.2474)
breaking up with my first love (0.2482)
speaking in spoonerisms (0.2500)
being born during the hot war (0.2500)
meeting a possum (0.2500)
wondering what goes through their little kitty brains (0.2500)
that aloe plants are awesome (0.2500)
licking out a feminist (0.2500)
being a huge nerd (0.2500)
thinking someone was hot just because they were good at maths (0.2500)
yogurt's laxative properties (0.2500)
having sexy intestines (0.2500)
life being so tasty (0.2500)
deliberately misunderstanding offensive slang by taking it literally, ie assume when someone says 'faggot' that they refer to a bundle of sticks or twigs (0.2500)
ever saying "no fat chicks" (0.2500)
using my mom's deodorant (0.2500)
making fun of fat swans (0.2500)
that Japanese people LOVE coelacanths (0.2500)
never dealing drugs (0.2500)
the existence of the interrobang! (0.2500)
that you never had a chance to tell Farty McCrablice that YOU LOVE HIM (0.2500)
not giving David Gwilliam kisses before he got married (0.2500)
line dancing while drunk (0.2500)
going the extra mile (0.2500)
getting a liberal arts education (0.2500)
not having balls (0.2500)
sexual congress (0.2500)
lesbians (0.2500)
books (0.2500)
hugging a koala (0.2500)
having low pop culture IQ (0.2500)
considering eating two dollars and fifty cents worth of raspberries in one sitting (0.2500)
falling in love with the majesty of colors (0.2500)
girls with full lips and wide hips (0.2500)
answering the telephone in a foreign language (0.2500)
your very existence (0.2500)
being The One (0.2500)
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ira glass vs philip glass in "glass warfare" (0.2500)
the first time you got drunk (0.2500)
being crazy and or retarded (0.2500)
underboob (0.2500)
having sex with your boss' underage daughter (0.2500)
wondering what kind of girl would be impressed with somebody smoking, it doesn't seem that difficult to do (0.2500)
being necessarily clever (0.2500)
a clandestine meating (0.2500)
trolling the UK government petition site with stupid petitions you know would be rejected (0.2500)
eating a minimalist (0.2500)
being scared of Kefka (0.2500)
Ryan getting the Regret Index back up (0.2500)
the Pythagorean theorem (0.2500)
knowing she was gay and still dating her (0.2500)
your sudden urge to make brownies (0.2500)
all of the weird things you are a fan of (0.2500)
eating macademia nuts (0.2500)
correcting people on their improper use of the subjunctive (0.2500)
the simpsons (0.2500)
tickling her THERE (0.2500)
fluffy cats (0.2500)
that English is your fourth language and you speak it better than your first but not your second (0.2500)
losing yourself and dreaming of world that lie between her fingers (0.2500)
girls, ewwwwww (0.2500)
getting divorced (0.2500)
English (0.2500)
socializing instead of playing video games (0.2527)
eating mexican food (0.2540)
dyeing your hair (0.2545)
trying something new (0.2547)
not googling The Underfold (0.2554)
chromatic scales (0.2558)
being (0.2558)
leaving the farm (0.2564)
wishing you could give yourself a blowie (0.2564)
not listening to Billy Zane (0.2564)
tang (0.2564)
not trying alcohol sooner (0.2564)
sexy times with a friend (0.2570)
being a socialist (0.2571)
not knowing what the big deal with Twitter is (0.2571)
referring to water as hydrogen hydroxide, as a means to both achieve maximal accuracy from the perspective of how the atoms are actually connected, and freaking people out (0.2581)
quoting that xkcd comic (0.2581)
going back for seconds on dessert (0.2582)
eating lunch yesterday (0.2593)
painting your fingernails black (0.2593)
being a Shakespeare nerd (0.2593)
eating tofu (0.2595)
the final countdown (0.2600)
eating all the royalty (0.2609)
tapirs (0.2609)
eating that piece of chocolate (0.2609)
eating out a feminist (0.2609)
bursting out into evil laughter in a crowded or public place (0.2609)
throwing your underwear onto the stage (0.2609)
making love above the pub (0.2609)
going to graduate school (0.2614)
reading through the entire dinosaur comics archive and then talking like Ryan for the next month (0.2619)
starting that fire (0.2619)
having known love (0.2619)
learning lisp (0.2619)
giving your best when you know it won't be enough (0.2632)
cooking hamburgers on my engine block (0.2632)
sexuality (0.2632)
going commando (0.2632)
eating that cookie out of the trash (0.2632)
being vaguely european (0.2632)
living on the edge (0.2632)
everything (0.2632)
polygamy (0.2632)
taking comfort in the regret index in any way whatsoever (0.2632)
writing a novel (0.2632)
being winsome (0.2632)
being there for her when she needed you (0.2632)
wondering what kind of feelings different animals feel (0.2632)
wanting gummi bears and or banana chips right now (0.2632)
your twisted desires (0.2632)
that shorts are comfy and easy to wear (0.2647)
insisting on precision (0.2656)
responding with Sassy Molassy (0.2658)
The Princess Bride (0.2667)
Dresden Codak (0.2667)
cleaning out your bowels through the act of pooping (0.2667)
spooning Jewel's boobs (0.2667)
loving your mama (0.2667)
Peeing in someone's drink (0.2667)
taking the last brownie (0.2667)
crowdsurfing (0.2667)
letting her sit in the front seat (0.2667)
ordering from Amazon marketplace (0.2667)
not having tiny brown birds live behind your air conditioner (0.2667)
that all you know about Final Fantasy, you learned from a friend who really liked it when you were teenagers (0.2667)
unpacking my adjectives (0.2667)
mocha (0.2667)
popping the zits on your ass (0.2667)
slowly replacing every part of your body with machinery (0.2667)
buying one of each in EVERY COLOUR (0.2667)
alligators in the sewer (0.2667)
eating food that fell on the ground (0.2667)
being a dog person (0.2667)
pokemon (0.2673)
doing a favour that I knew would not be repayed (0.2674)
living drug free (0.2692)
not memorising every Star Trek episode (0.2692)
white text on a dark background (0.2692)
that now that the Regret Index is back, you can go back to ignoring your Facebook, Twitter, Livejournal, Tegaki, and Deviantart (0.2692)
eating a vegan (0.2692)
listining to something when you know it'll make you cry (0.2692)
Wagner (0.2692)
your First Time (0.2698)
losing your virginity when you did (0.2703)
switching majors (0.2703)
private school (0.2703)
a tiny woman (0.2703)
eating pistachio nuts (0.2708)
putting these dumb questions on here (0.2716)
pushing it well (0.2727)
being the king of all cosmos (0.2727)
making friends with a cat named Badger (0.2727)
tagging the Wikipedia article on irony as "contradicts itself" (0.2727)
a giant cup of hot chocolate, complete with little marshmellows and cream (0.2727)
waking up late in the afternoon (0.2727)
challenging someone to a duel via a glove to the face (0.2727)
not eating my shorts (0.2727)
going wee wee wee all the way home (0.2727)
loving (0.2727)
joining community theater (0.2727)
brutal legend (0.2727)
halving a seventeen inch long penis (0.2727)
going to the fancy dress party as Batman, knowing full well that the theme had no conceivable connection to Batman (0.2727)
Werther's Originals (0.2727)
boneless skinless chicken breasts (0.2727)
not sleeping with that tranvestite (0.2727)
eating bacon made from pigs that had swine flu (0.2727)
drinking from the tap (0.2727)
hide and seek (0.2727)
banjo dueling (0.2727)
going out to the woods today (0.2727)
taking up the ukulele (0.2727)
OGC Man (0.2727)
wondering where all these regretters came from (0.2727)
hasbro (0.2727)
eating something you found on the ground or floor (0.2727)
being childfree (0.2727)
theamazingregretindexing (0.2727)
selling your nintendo wii (0.2727)
loving Canada (0.2727)
floating in a most peculiar way (0.2727)
M C Escher (0.2727)
changing your name (0.2727)
Taking an art degree (0.2727)
making references to poetry (0.2727)
opening a nice, refreshing Tab (0.2727)
dating (0.2727)
gyrating your leatherwrapped genitals in the faces of those Japanese schoolchildren (0.2727)
ripping off penis jokes (0.2727)
watching Borat (0.2734)
sending emails using your friends emails when he or she leaves themselves logged in and are not looking (0.2745)
eating that last cookie (0.2747)
having a winsome onesome (0.2750)
living with your mother (0.2750)
the venture brothers (0.2759)
for some reason having a bias against nicotine (0.2759)
listening to a favorite song on repeat for hours (0.2759)
coming on to the regret index (0.2759)
opening the windows (0.2759)
that your livingroom is full of dancers (0.2759)
fasting (0.2759)
flames (0.2759)
coming to this site (0.2763)
super fat hippos (0.2766)
having that threesome (0.2766)
using this site to admit your regrets (0.2766)
getting (0.2768)
asking them out (0.2770)
asking them to wait for you (0.2778)
liking fat thighs you can not lie (0.2778)
wondering why rachel has returned to commenting without using her name (0.2778)
the moon (0.2778)
wearing that outfit at the same time she did (0.2778)
eating boxed triceratops (0.2778)
walruses (0.2778)
your wares (0.2778)
being Ryan (0.2778)
not knowing any ABBA songs by Heart (0.2791)
memorizing Monty Python and the Holy Grail (0.2791)
cooking yourself a lavish meal and not sharing it with anyone (0.2797)
being well endowed (0.2800)
not owning a single pair of tube socks (0.2800)
coming out (0.2800)
liking songs that seem innocent on first listening, but end up being about serial killers or something like that (0.2800)
being well envoweled (0.2800)
going back in time to punch nazis in da face (0.2800)
that you were only referring to the subjects of ABBA's music primarily seeming to come from a feminine point of view, but yeah, you don't mind referring to longhaired blonde Swedish dudes as "chicks" (0.2800)
taking the boat (0.2800)
not having an abortion (0.2800)
that someone keeps looking at my submitted regrets and combining them to form hilarious new ones (0.2800)
spending the entire night going through the archives of that webcomic (0.2804)
masturbating (0.2813)
zombies ate my neighbors (0.2813)
telling him you had feelings for him even though you really didn't know whether he'd reciprocate (0.2813)
doing acid (0.2813)
puppy dawgs (0.2813)
wanting to discover life with someone (0.2813)
boats (0.2813)
your gay experience (0.2817)
missing the Butthole Surfers concert (0.2821)
throwing your hands up in the air, waving them around like you just don't care (0.2821)
selling myself to science (0.2821)
the successful launch of Sputnik I (0.2826)
eating too much at Thanksgiving (0.2836)
coconut bras (0.2857)
having a detachable penis (0.2857)
tieing your best friend up (0.2857)
taking the Amtrak (0.2857)
throwing meat at vegans (0.2857)
following a dream even though it didn't work out (0.2857)
winter (0.2857)
pooping on a dog (0.2857)
vowels (0.2857)
being honest (0.2857)
globalisation (0.2857)
that your whole family is made of meat (0.2857)
your double agency (0.2857)
having your memories backed up on a thumb drive (0.2857)
lying about how spicy it was (0.2857)
the death of a disco dancer (0.2857)
wanting to ride your bicycle, wanting to ride it when you like (0.2857)
taking an expectorant (0.2857)
using drugs (0.2857)
your fingertips tasting like garlic (0.2857)
being born after Freddy Mercury died (0.2857)
not telling your parents (0.2857)
living in a country that doesn't have bagged milk (0.2857)
only listening to good music (0.2857)
the ventures (0.2857)
fucking his mom (0.2857)
loving songs that have really depressing lyrics to go along with a happy beat (0.2857)
never doing bad things (0.2857)
screaming I LOVE YOU from the top of your lungs (0.2857)
eating snakes (0.2857)
kissing him (0.2864)
deciding you are too cool to go to the prom (0.2867)
getting mushrooms on your pizza (0.2872)
telling the truth, even though it hurt him (0.2875)
secretly wanting internet fame (0.2877)
intentionally spreading Swine Flu (0.2879)
kissing that boy in Ithaca (0.2885)
rubbing my face in a tiger's belly (0.2889)
thinking that the dude in the header of this website is kinda cute (0.2895)
going POOP (0.2895)
learning so many digits of pi (0.2895)
playing Spyro (0.2895)
watching House (0.2897)
The Ten Second Rule (0.2917)
cathedrals (0.2917)
that Weezing is a member of both the Team Rocket Poison Type binary with Arbok, and the Cinnabar Mansion Pollution binary with Muk (0.2917)
not getting circumcised (0.2917)
gazing (0.2917)
not sleeping with him (0.2917)
Philip Fry's eleventh year of living in the future (0.2917)
loving chocolate so damn much (0.2917)
flirting with somebody other than your significant other (0.2924)
tackling her (0.2927)
picking Charmander (0.2927)
sleeping with your best friend (0.2931)
taking the red pill (0.2933)
being a child once (0.2941)
wondering how one gets a job as a taxidermist and bone cleaner (0.2941)
every sexual experience you've ever had (0.2941)
using only one pokemon (0.2941)
driving all day in order to pick up your brother, who is coming home for the summer (0.2941)
the flowers that bloom in the spring (0.2941)
coming from the land of the ice and snow, from the midnight sun where the hot springs flow (0.2941)
not giving change to what you thought was a homeless guy but was just some dude in need of a shower (0.2941)
only wanting to see Wolverine because of the hot, hairy Liev Schreiber (0.2941)
rioting with the frenzied mob (0.2941)
not voting for the President (0.2941)
taking it all off (0.2941)
accidentally setting my balls on fire with a barbecue lighter (0.2941)
your internet name lasting this long (0.2941)
using ghee as an intimate lubricant (0.2941)
uisng pirate insults in a real fight (0.2941)
adding a new regret (0.2941)
peeing in the shower (0.2941)
going to a tiny college (0.2941)
giving that bum some money (0.2947)
waking up this morning (0.2954)
hanging out with strangers on public transit (0.2960)
eating some vittles (0.2963)
cutting off your long hair (0.2963)
chewing on things (0.2963)
forgetting sarah marshall (0.2963)
wondering if anyone has the old regret list (0.2963)
pressing that big button (0.2963)
geometry (0.2963)
homographic homophonic autantonyms (0.2973)
laughing because you suddenly remembered something hilarious, then realizing strangers are looking at you (0.2984)
sex with your best friend (0.3000)
believing in god (0.3000)
eating a child once (0.3000)
decimating this pie (0.3000)
stealing Tucksworth's hamburger (0.3000)
not thinking xkcd should get as much grief as it does (0.3000)
Batman (0.3000)
looking through all the old regrets you made, using the cache (0.3000)
getting milk faced and humming like rabbits (0.3000)
cleaning up after yourself (0.3000)
the bird being a word (0.3000)
Friends (0.3000)
that there is no such thing as an original sin (0.3000)
can mine for fish (0.3000)
stuffing that lawyer in the fridge (0.3000)
that everybody's footloose (0.3000)
white type on a black background (0.3010)
leaving (0.3021)

most voted regrets

meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
Kento (2760/0.9993)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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most discussed regrets

tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (357)
turtles (291)
your boobs buying food on ebay (109)
the death of Sylvia Browne (70)
not getting circumcised (63)
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