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a tshirt that says "I went to Venus and all I got was venereal disease"
getting Princess Madeleine drunk on sherry, then slathering in royal jelly, royal custard, and finally a thick and generous helping of your hand whipped rich cream
wondering how long you stay sucking after she has a breastgasm
wondering how long you stay streaming after being deliberately disabled
wondering how long you stay conscious after being depigmented
fauxnibalism
vegan man flesh
passing the Duchy of Cornwall on the left hand side
Police investigate smoke at London's 'Gherkin' building, not a security incident
professor xflesh
iceman flesh
maverick flesh
goose flesh
swan flesh
man flesh
drawing a picture of Zombie Kento dragging himself from his undoubtedly shallow grave howling "doooongs, doooongs" as he hungers for flesh
wondering how many sunflower seeds the urethra of Chris Lydon's bizzare, striated, earthwormlike penis can hold
wondering how long you stay conscious after being decapitated being Eiffel Towered by Chris Lydon and a walrus
wondering how long you stay conscious after being Eiffel Towered by Chris Lydon and a walrus
wondering how long you stay conscious after being depilated
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(1) wondering how long you stay conscious after being decapitated
(1) having a cardboard booty
(2) not realising that the best way to get a British bird to drop her knickers is to do bottomlessly stupid things, crikey
(2) trying to conceive of the enormity of a crime or series of crimes that would mandate incarceration for a billion years
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(1) that the fifth Google result for "Bicoid Babe" is "Bicoid Babe's asshole fountain"
(8) it's still better than having him sucking on your left one until you have a breastgasm
(2) the two ingredients of squirming babies
(1) replacing all vowels with o
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kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
bragging about being from West Virginia (1.0000)
shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000)
regrets about pony blowing (1.0000)
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bottom regrets

fisting Go Ikeda (0.0000)
telling the Philippines authorities that Kento is a drug mule (0.0000)
bellowing DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND (0.0000)
telling that girl in second grade who insisted that you were "the boss of her" to show you her vagina (0.0000)
masturbating with your cut off hand (0.0000)
tits (0.0000)
teabagging Raymond Burr (0.0000)
holding your boobs when you run down the stairs (0.0000)
slamming your dick in the car door (0.0000)
Owen and Mzee (0.0000)
The Curious Cans of Benjamin Buttocks (0.0000)
banging a Tim Burton heroine (0.0000)
humping Jewel's bust (0.0000)
stabbing Isabella Rossellini and ejaculating in the wound (0.0000)
using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
shaving Jewel's bush, meow (0.0000)
smashing a birdhouse with your flaccid dick (0.0000)
arresting a king in his own palace (0.0000)
pussy (0.0000)
not eating out Kento (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
having impure thoughts about a teenage Kimmie Gibbler (0.0000)
sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
cornholing Willie Mays (0.0000)
stealing that girl's bra from the communal laundry room (0.0000)
licking Danish remoulade off of Chris Lydon's erect penis (0.0000)
having sex with a girl who looked a lot like Christina Ricci (0.0000)
having Gordon Ramsay voice an orangutan who does nothing but masturbate and defecate (0.0000)
brunettes (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
twats (0.0000)
not being Kento (0.0000)
turtles (0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (0.0004)
breasts (0.0135)
regret index greatest tits, Kento (0.0153)
buying multiple copies of the book "To Be or Not to Be" by the incredibly handsome New York Times bestselling author Ryan North (0.0161)
slamming your dick in Jewel's boobs (0.0185)
saying no when you should have said yes (0.0217)
having a lesbian crush on Alex Dainis (0.0233)
dongs (0.0297)
staring at Bicoid Babe's ass seriously (0.0310)
Twin Long Rods #Two (0.0345)
asian racks (0.0357)
fisting Kevin Bacon at home (0.0370)
hating reality TV shows (0.0385)
sexy makeouts (0.0400)
going to the Sweatiest Ass in the World world premiere with Kento (0.0408)
being awesome (0.0410)
going slightly out of your way to step on that crunchy looking leaf (0.0433)
consistent pubic lice (0.0455)
dinosaurs (0.0466)
Receiving from Jaylala (0.0476)
being the real deal (0.0526)
breastfeeding (0.0526)
all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy (0.0541)
learning to play the xylophone (0.0543)
Allison Iraheta being voted off American Idol (0.0556)
how weird The Regret Index becomes at night (0.0556)
playing Dungeons & Dragons with Tim Duncan (0.0556)
being a nerd (0.0580)
drinking delicious lemonade and popping wheelies (0.0588)
boobs (0.0606)
all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy (0.0606)
demanding proof (0.0625)
making a fort in your living room out of couch cushions (0.0625)
managing to resist the perverse curiosity to see TwoGirlsOneCup, so far (0.0625)
building a castle out of the junk in a junkyard (0.0625)
this video (0.0667)
having to wear glasses (0.0714)
really not regretting the number one four two eight at all (0.0714)
sleeping with that slim ugly huge breasted double D cup bucktoothed seventeen year old national merit scolar bikini model cellist goth, and by the way, screw you MB (0.0714)
wondering what penguin would tase like (0.0714)
your love of eighties action movies (0.0727)
sprinking chocolate chips on your beloved's breasts as you knead them (0.0769)
boobs, vaginas, asses, and such (0.0769)
discovering webcomics (0.0769)
defending the bullied kid (0.0769)
futurama (0.0769)
choosing Squirtle (0.0769)
that Jewel has huge boobs, seriously (0.0769)
playing Dungeons & Dragons with Tim Duncan (0.0769)
not wearing panties (0.0769)
playing it loud (0.0769)
getting FOUR fish hooks stuck in your scrotum (0.0769)
all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy (0.0811)
"Allison Iraheta being voted off American Idol" being voted off the bottom regrets list (0.0833)
all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy (0.0833)
Bicoid Babe (0.0833)
not supporting the President (0.0833)
that walruses, goats, and swans represent the Leviathan, Behemoth, and Ziz, respectively, of the regret index (0.0833)
having beautiful breasts (0.0833)
disabling your crazy friend (0.0833)
cuddling (0.0833)
that wikipedia describes attending concerts as a "ritual" (0.0833)
dinosaur comics (0.0833)
soliciting a fourteen year old boy to pose for sexually explicit photographs (0.0833)
saying, "boners ahoy!" (0.0853)
staying in college (0.0879)
sharing warm spiced cider with a loved one (0.0891)
baking bread (0.0909)
Bicoid Babe (0.0909)
nomming a hamburger (0.0909)
garlic (0.0909)
Digimon (0.0909)
indulging your nerd side (0.0909)
suckling (0.0909)
Squirtle (0.0909)
questioning your sexuality (0.0909)
hugging a tree like a dirty hippie (0.0909)
NOT kneeling before Zod (0.0909)
making waffles (0.0918)
kicking it old school (0.0926)
moving out of your parent's house (0.0941)
all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy (0.0952)
treehouses (0.0952)
fun times involving sushi (0.0959)
learning another language (0.0962)
not having seen Muriel's Wedding (0.0968)
publicly mocking Swine Flu (0.0970)
dromiceiomimus (0.0976)
drinking delicious lemonade (0.0982)
rocking out (0.0988)
butts (0.0991)
less than three (0.1000)
sitting on the floor in second grade (0.1000)
growing up in a nonchurchgoing family (0.1000)
spooning Kento's boobs (0.1000)
buying a Dinosaur Comics tshirt (0.1017)
sleeping naked (0.1026)
playing videogames while drunk (0.1048)
defending cream soda (0.1062)
putting punctuation in your comment (0.1067)
the very last thing you said (0.1071)
the last time you drank (0.1071)
opening new cider (0.1077)
the death of Margaret Hilda Thatcher (0.1111)
that stuff getting eaten is inherently funny (0.1111)
going to lunch (0.1111)
following that white rabbit (0.1111)
spending all weekend naked (0.1111)
hugging a tree like a koala (0.1111)
kissing (0.1116)
becoming an atheist (0.1124)
getting into firefly (0.1126)
saying 'boners ahoy' (0.1127)
World War Two's ending in Allied victory (0.1129)
party party partying hard (0.1136)
being meat (0.1143)
starting over (0.1143)
eating raised bread (0.1154)
closing the door (0.1154)
boners (0.1156)
friendship (0.1167)
that rachel is back (0.1176)
downloading music illegally (0.1176)
spending an evening eating spicy cheetos, reading language log, and masturbating to nude photos of your ex from five years ago (0.1176)
making a little space for the cheese slices (0.1176)
the little wiggly things at the end of feet (0.1176)
drinking your first drink (0.1183)
skipping work to sit in the sun (0.1200)
getting your hot cocoa on (0.1200)
accepting candy from strangers (0.1204)
thinking of rain (0.1212)
the color of blood outside the body when one has iron based blood (0.1212)
ryan north (0.1226)
drinking a cold beer in the shower (0.1228)
Voting for Barak Obama (0.1228)
breathing (0.1239)
hating family guy almost as soon as it was uncanceled (0.1250)
not meeting Emily Gray (0.1250)
reading the book that changed everything (0.1250)
smoking weed (0.1266)
popping wheelies with the boys (0.1275)
winning (0.1287)
Getting into Miles Davis (0.1304)
watching Mystery Science Theatre all night (0.1304)
having sex at seventeen (0.1304)
that groove is in the heart (0.1304)
vandalizing Wikipedia's chicken page that one time (0.1304)
talking to strangers (0.1311)
not getting the chance to meet the Mets (0.1311)
free speech (0.1316)
voting (0.1324)
attempting to lucid dream (0.1333)
Zooey Deschanel looks like a sandblasted Lucy Lawless (0.1333)
eating goat cheese (0.1333)
flushing that gallon of rotten shrimp down the toilet (0.1333)
not installing Safari Three on all your computers yet (0.1333)
obama (0.1348)
qwantz (0.1356)
holding hands (0.1364)
making out with that girl dressed as a French maid at that costume party (0.1364)
kissing her (0.1364)
making mud soup as a kid (0.1364)
being one of the very few people in your circle of friends to never really have the urge to smoke cigarettes (0.1389)
lasers (0.1395)
singing along (0.1395)
not wringing your parent's neck (0.1400)
not having kids (0.1408)
skipping the Harry Potter midnight release (0.1413)
ap classes (0.1413)
taking AP classes (0.1417)
having impure thoughts about a teenage Winona Rider (0.1429)
eating roast beef off of your own boobs (0.1429)
kicking everyone's butt (0.1429)
having erotic fantasies about Bob Dylan (0.1429)
going hog wild (0.1429)
I don't know, always kind of liking narwhals yourself (0.1429)
paying for a whole seat but only using the edge (0.1429)
losing your virginity (0.1429)
polydactyl cats (0.1429)
being a rocker (0.1429)
What is this I don't even (0.1429)
sexy spaceships (0.1429)
not boning a donkey (0.1429)
that for every n in N there is a finite sequence a subscript k, of which every member is in Z and is nonnegative, such that the product for i from one to m, where m is the length of the sequence, of p subscript i to the power of a subscript i equals n (0.1429)
dropping your first truth and beauty bomb (0.1429)
in jokes (0.1429)
liking michael showalter a lot (0.1429)
not going to freecreditreport dot com (0.1429)
putting your jeans and socks in one load (0.1429)
growing long hair (0.1453)
living abroad (0.1477)
all those books you read (0.1481)
not being pretentious enough (0.1481)
spending an entire weekend in your pjs (0.1500)
passing yourself off as royalty (0.1500)
eating vaguely european (0.1500)
blowing raspberries (0.1500)
accepting a lower paying but much less stressfull job (0.1505)
burning that motherfucker down (0.1515)
breaking the law (0.1522)
going to the gym (0.1524)
deep throating Stephen Fry (0.1538)
keeping on trucking (0.1538)
physically assaulting that guy who can't even bother to tune in the easy listening station properly in his cubicle (0.1538)
drinking champagne out of a chimp anus (0.1538)
The Middleman being cancelled (0.1538)
wearing two socks (0.1538)
that "bottom regrets" and "most voted regrets" are white while "add a new regret" "search regrets" "recent regrets" "top regrets" and "recent comments" are all in blue (0.1538)
sneaking around in a cardboard box, Metal Gear style (0.1538)
pie (0.1538)
that you always liked Mike more than Joel (0.1538)
trying that exotic food (0.1544)
not kissing up to people, even if it's in your best interest to do so (0.1556)
memorising every Star Trek episode (0.1557)
keeping it real (0.1557)
loving Batman (0.1579)
getting drunk at a wedding (0.1579)
that "avril lavigne" in Canadia is a line of spring fresh canuck bidets (0.1579)
having seen Star Wars all the through probably over a hundred times (0.1579)
learning an instrument (0.1587)
gay (0.1587)
having a power level of over NINE THOUSAND (0.1591)
Being born (0.1595)
eating in a rad mood (0.1600)
that you tend to give money to buskers or not depending on their talent (0.1600)
reading the regret index (0.1613)
eating bread (0.1622)
the indescribable beauty of simplicity (0.1622)
wikipedia (0.1622)
eating meat (0.1628)
playing Starfox Sixty Four (0.1647)
how many times you went back over the archive for Dinosaur comics (0.1648)
Pretending to be asleep to avoid talking (0.1649)
visiting this website (0.1656)
having roast beef (0.1667)
just wanting a sign (0.1667)
refusing to accept the modern sense of "tweet" into your vocabulary (0.1667)
pudding (0.1667)
christmas (0.1667)
eating left handed (0.1667)
eating her out (0.1667)
wondering if so many ladies turn to writing and reading smut because they crave porn but get turned off by the way it's made (0.1667)
always eating your skittles in prismatic order (0.1667)
sweetness (0.1667)
cheese (0.1667)
being the one kid in your nerd clique who instantly hated Return of the Jedi with a passion (0.1667)
watching 'The Dark Knight' (0.1667)
randomly meeting people who fill your heart with glee (0.1667)
busting myths (0.1667)
being able to say 'when I was your age, pluto was a planet' (0.1695)
playing in traffic (0.1696)
being British (0.1698)
having a onesome (0.1717)
hugging a tree (0.1719)
listening to Wagner (0.1739)
neing a super freak super freak (0.1739)
wondering whether Kento, Document, Sarah, and Pseudonym have found the new regret index yet (0.1739)
dancing naked ALL DAY LONG (0.1739)
not waxing your eyebrows in high school (0.1748)
that where we're going we don't need roads (0.1748)
preparing for the zombie apocalypse (0.1750)
a log cabin (0.1757)
staying up all night to watch the sun rise (0.1757)
putting on your robe and wizard hat (0.1765)
planning for the zombie attack (0.1765)
not being one of those women who instantly fawn over babies (0.1765)
Garfield Minus Garfield (0.1765)
dessert (0.1765)
thinking of lettuce as just a delivery system for salad dressing (0.1765)
eating a huge nerd (0.1765)
getting a lick job from a trannie hooker in the dumpster behind Steak n Shake (0.1765)
loving lamp (0.1771)
having a crush on the Utahraptor (0.1773)
peanut butter (0.1778)
that Venn diagramming is your favorite type of diagramming (0.1786)
not switching to Geico (0.1786)
sexing her hardcore (0.1786)
breaking bones while snowboarding (0.1786)
painting the bedroom a color other than white or offwhite (0.1789)
insisting on protection (0.1795)
that the Index is back, and the old users are back, and it is amazing nostalgic times for all (0.1795)
bacon (0.1795)
not smoking (0.1795)
still knowing the lyrics to eighties pop songs (0.1795)
dancing naked (0.1818)
trying to convince someone you are their Tyler Durden (0.1818)
lullabies (0.1818)
not eating goats for a living (0.1818)
hot bondage (0.1818)
using the word "substitute" as a substitute for "replacement" (0.1818)
camping (0.1818)
spending the Fourth in someone else's country (0.1818)
lovin' dem pizza rolls (0.1818)
eating a huge marshmallow (0.1818)
bringing up your distaste for Disney music (0.1818)
ever reading books (0.1818)
brownies (0.1818)
road trips (0.1818)
wondering whether a centaur foal would suckle from the human breasts or the horse teats underneath (0.1818)
pronouncing "Intelligentsia" with a hard G (0.1818)
streaking (0.1818)
recognizing the beauty of mathematics and logic (0.1818)
that you wonder if rachel would be in your klan or hoard or guild or whatever when the pokemon mmorpg comes out (0.1818)
simple english wikipedia (0.1818)
not really liking MMORPGs (0.1818)
that, in a way, David Carradine's death from autoerotic asphyxiation could properly be termed "a fatal stroke" (0.1818)
buying food for homeless people (0.1825)
telling your parents you're an atheist (0.1833)
not living in Corvallis, Oregon (0.1835)
washing your pet (0.1837)
yelling "in bed" at the end of fortune cookie fortunes (0.1837)
fry (0.1842)
hot snogging (0.1842)
drawing penises on the worksheet (0.1842)
being an alligator (0.1852)
standing the test of time (0.1852)
going to college (0.1852)
having a huge internet crush on Kate Beaton (0.1852)
having a huge weiner (0.1852)
listening to Beethoven (0.1852)
not knowing every ABBA song by heart, yet (0.1860)
donating to public radio (0.1860)
not joining the military (0.1875)
wearing white after Labor Day (0.1875)
iTunes somehow playing the same song around the same time every day despite being on shuffle (0.1875)
being real and fantastic (0.1875)
feeling that Pepe is the cutes BYOB corner pet (0.1875)
living in the city (0.1875)
not knowing more about Anonymous (0.1875)
chocolate spread (0.1875)
wanting to be under the sea, in an octopus's garden, in the shade (0.1875)
eating a butterfinger (0.1875)
watching Captain Planet (0.1875)
using the word "retarded" as a replacement for "stupid" (0.1875)
foreplay (0.1875)
the metric system (0.1878)
giving that dorky, but really sweet guy a chance (0.1885)
dowloading that song (0.1887)
taking boat (0.1905)
that the sea is deep and full of mystery (0.1905)
eating a noun (0.1905)
hooking up words and phrases and clauses (0.1905)
waiting most of the morning for the time to roll around when you can go to lunch at the most awesome hot dog place ever (0.1905)
being the cat's meow (0.1905)
not actually being bitter or a nihilist (0.1905)
shooting Scott Temple (0.1905)
choosing cake instead of death (0.1905)
being a meatatarian (0.1905)
not watching the movie Pontypool (0.1923)
bondage (0.1923)
being afraid of Americans (0.1923)
telling your mother you don't want to have children (0.1923)
this picture (0.1923)
milk (0.1935)
being in a rad mood (0.1935)
earning a PhD instead of an MD (0.1935)
clockwork (0.1935)
holding cats (0.1935)
chrono trigger (0.1935)
learning new and interesting things about skin and blood (0.1935)
having eaten dinner (0.1944)
drawing a webcomic (0.1947)
saving up some money (0.1951)
not seeing Nicolas Cage after seeing Face Off (0.1951)
reading pictures for sad children (0.1951)
choosing adventure over security (0.1964)
signing up for Twitter (0.1983)
jerking off into your roommate's shampoo bottle, not just once but every day for like two weeks (0.2000)
a glorious fart (0.2000)
masturbating at a Jessica Alba movie (0.2000)
busting through the heavens with your drill (0.2000)
getting over your ex so quickly (0.2000)
that larder is a pretty neat, word, a holdover whose anachronistic meaning specifically meant a COLD storage room, but post refrigeration came to mean simply a pantry, but it could also mean a supply of food, the thing itself (0.2000)
being the hottest item on the regret index (0.2000)
making pies (0.2000)
dandelion wine (0.2000)
how awesome broiling is (0.2000)
buying the newer model (0.2000)
not having played Kingdom Hearts yet (0.2000)
hooking up with ryan (0.2000)
losing your religion (0.2000)
British English (0.2000)
someday wanting to own land, with fruit growing on that land (0.2000)
delicious ice cream (0.2000)
revealing your nerdiness (0.2000)
going on a bicycle tour (0.2000)
that crazy night in Pheonix (0.2000)
finally taking a chance and talking to him or her (0.2000)
making out with that girl who turned out to still be in high school (0.2000)
ghosts (0.2000)
jumping in that lake (0.2022)
buying a Mac (0.2027)
not going to dartmouth (0.2034)
making love to your hand (0.2035)
extra sprinkles (0.2037)
Fictional Jimbo Wales (0.2041)
being bigger on the inside (0.2045)
listening to the whole CD (0.2051)
giving a gift as a surprise (0.2055)
finding the key to the secret garden (0.2059)
liking folk rock (0.2059)
mARRIAGE (0.2059)
swallowing (0.2069)
the Lord of the Rings (0.2079)
the resurrection of the regret index (0.2083)
spending two hours on the phone with your grandmother (0.2083)
ever reading that first comic strip on the Web (0.2083)
being mean to the neighbor's rude kid (0.2083)
changing your cell phone number (0.2083)
singing Bohemian Rhapsody at the top of your lungs (0.2083)
experimenting with new and interesting sandwich fillings (0.2086)
thanksgiving (0.2086)
not going to prom (0.2088)
Dinosaur Comics' new layout (0.2105)
pancakes (0.2105)
wearing a tshirt with a dinosaur on it to a dinosaur museum (0.2105)
being Witty (0.2105)
magic (0.2105)
sleeping for thirteen hours (0.2105)
the Dromiceiomimus' improbable colouring (0.2105)
xkcd (0.2105)
turning it up to eleven (0.2105)
wanting to take a girl under your arm (0.2105)
dinosaur wrestling (0.2105)
eating cows (0.2105)
staying up all night to watch an eighteen year old paint her nails online (0.2115)
donating (0.2121)
watching the Donald Duck cartoon "Die Fuhrer's Face" (0.2121)
playing chess (0.2121)
buying a motorcycle (0.2121)
post it notes (0.2128)
switching parties (0.2128)
what you did last Friday night (0.2135)
being really cool (0.2143)
wondering, if the death machine was made of organic technology, could it predict its own death (0.2143)
going to market (0.2143)
chocolate (0.2143)
wondering if we can get back up to forty thousand regrets in a year's time (0.2143)
facial hair (0.2143)
air guitar (0.2143)
listening to music at a much higher or lower volume than what the artist intended (0.2143)
lying on a futon (0.2143)
Monty Python (0.2143)
listening to music that no one else has heard of (0.2143)
making your time (0.2143)
disagreeing with things (0.2143)
not killing every faggot I've ever seen in my entire life (0.2143)
going to university (0.2143)
being the lazer viking (0.2143)
the invention of custard (0.2143)
using words that are not really words (0.2143)
that consomme is broth with will (0.2143)
Jack Kerouac (0.2143)
eating pizza (0.2143)
running with scissors (0.2151)
going to the beach alone (0.2157)
using hugs, not drugs (0.2157)
being American (0.2160)
knowing why the caged bird sings (0.2162)
telling your brother he was adopted (0.2174)
taking care of knives (0.2174)
this place smelling like brownies all of the sudden (0.2174)
eating a tasty salad (0.2174)
watching the sunrise (0.2174)
ephemera (0.2174)
punching that baby, despite it's rude behavior (0.2174)
giggling over a heart's warm cockles (0.2174)
not eating Pizza Hut pizza (0.2174)
purposely deceiving someone who never listens to what you have to say (0.2182)
pretending you're a woman to get into nursing school (0.2188)
the death of Clippy (0.2200)
missing the NBA playoffs to watch the new episode of 'Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern' (0.2203)
almost always using the British spellings for things, even though you are an American and your spell check always tells you it's wrong (0.2206)
shooting a man in Reno just to watch him die (0.2211)
being the bee's knees (0.2222)
being too awesome (0.2222)
PIN numbers (0.2222)
raspberries, om nom nom (0.2222)
playing dress up (0.2222)
fighting the Nausican (0.2222)
painting your fingernails lime green (0.2222)
Loosing you religion or faith (0.2222)
pictures for sad children (0.2222)
explaining to someone what the Regret Index is (0.2222)
wondering what the significance of the qwantz dot com domain name is (0.2222)
sending the President into exile (0.2222)
volunteering (0.2222)
major tom (0.2222)
tiger's belly (0.2222)
being Anonymous (0.2222)
looking at pictures of adorable puppies (0.2222)
good times (0.2222)
getting a tattoo (0.2222)
feeding the ducks (0.2222)
crying during the first ten minutes of the new Star Trek movie (0.2241)
stealing the enterprise (0.2241)
dancing all crazy (0.2250)
xylophones (0.2250)
EXISTING (0.2254)
spreading your legs (0.2258)
escaping out the back (0.2258)
cooking bacon (0.2273)
having a name that is fifty percent vowels (0.2273)
takin it to the streets (0.2273)
ATM machines (0.2273)
staying on the phone all night (0.2273)
quitting even though the job was OK, but just OK (0.2273)
cut and pasting a webcomic (0.2273)
writing slashfiction about webcomic authors (0.2286)
a lifetime dedicated to public displays of air guitar (0.2286)
what happened in vegas (0.2286)
not settling down when all your friends did (0.2286)
wondering if there's a way to extract all of these autofill regrets into a text file for saving and possibly choosing the better ones (0.2286)
optical illusions (0.2292)
sticking with your major (0.2292)
the internet (0.2293)
extra cheese (0.2308)
eating cheese just for the sake of eating cheese (0.2308)
vaguely effeminate dancing frogs (0.2308)
deep fat frying a twinkie (0.2308)
the general awesomeness of blacklights (0.2308)
that dreaming is free (0.2308)
not having a penis (0.2308)
horseshoe crabs (0.2308)
having a cute little white butt (0.2308)
reproducing via meiosis (0.2308)
filling your thesis with references to monkeys (0.2308)
having an affair with the flirty executive assistant (0.2308)
correcting your friends everytime they misspell Dromiceiomimus (0.2308)
a French guy who looks like Janice Dickinson wearing a strap on under a fancy ball gown, just to piss off his rich bitch girlfriend and her annoying family (0.2308)
having an adolescent crush on Christopher Walken (0.2308)
being a pantyaire, like a millionaire but with panties instead of money (0.2308)
birth control (0.2308)
running away from indie cred, even though you listen to some of the music (0.2308)
going to Spain (0.2308)
reading every single Dinosaur Comic from beginning to end in a single sitting (0.2308)
playing god (0.2308)
flipping off everyone you hated from high school (0.2308)
leaving a legacy (0.2308)
not knowing who Richard Dawkins is (0.2308)
being your mother's child (0.2308)
puttin' on the ritz (0.2308)
actually finding pigeons more cute than vermin like (0.2308)
that you like pie quite a bit (0.2308)
stories about elves and unicorns (0.2308)
preferring women with body hair over women who shave (0.2308)
buying a chocolate bar without checking the label first, only to find it had peanuts in it (0.2320)
spending a whole bunch of time reading random articles on wikipedia (0.2326)
that your delicious cheeseburger was made from a cow whose cause of death was predicted by an infallible machine (0.2326)
chewing bubblegum (0.2326)
learning all the elements in the periodic table in order (0.2328)
getting a credit card (0.2329)
your haircut (0.2333)
getting out of bed this morning (0.2333)
Grad school (0.2336)
log cabin (0.2340)
spending an entire day listening to the same song on repeat (0.2348)
deep frying boring healthy food (0.2353)
feeling closer to people in this world of regret (0.2353)
writing the letter "x" backwards and upsidedown (0.2353)
comitting massive regret vote fraud (0.2353)
eating food that are high in potastium (0.2353)
tapping her mana (0.2353)
retiring early (0.2353)
going to church (0.2353)
eating babies (0.2353)
tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (0.2353)
anonymity (0.2353)
growing a handlebar moustache (0.2353)
dancing with the devil in the pale moon light (0.2353)
paying for something with fifteen dollars in quarters (0.2353)
thinking that dinosaur might be good to eat, depending on the species, but wondering if the size of the animal would effect the texture of the meat or something like that (0.2353)
wearing hipster glasses (0.2360)
becoming vegetarian or vegan (0.2364)
irony (0.2368)
only that you have but one life to give for your country (0.2373)
getting hooked on Harry Potter or Twilight (0.2375)
reading, that shit is crazy (0.2381)
making fun of people who instigate fights in YouTube's comments section (0.2381)
shit son, I don't know (0.2381)
studying linguistics (0.2381)
adding this to StumbleUpon (0.2381)
ice cream (0.2381)
being the latest in nerd technology (0.2381)
doing it for the lulz (0.2386)
Skipping the Fiance's family Easter Dinner to play xbox and go to a concert (0.2389)
missing Efterklang at the Dublin Docklands (0.2400)
following Stephen Fry on Twitter (0.2400)
falling in love (0.2400)
Paris (0.2400)
inventing a maneuver (0.2400)
impersonating that person (0.2400)
going to an Ivy League school (0.2400)
losing your religion, like in that one song (0.2400)
helvetica (0.2400)
airing out your nughty bits (0.2400)
broken broccoli (0.2400)
orthodontics (0.2407)
penis (0.2407)
using flesh for digestive energy (0.2411)
still knowing the lyrics to nineties pop songs (0.2414)
not being on fire (0.2418)
my high GPA in high school (0.2418)
nothing (0.2421)
going through a Bob Marley phase in college, like EVERYONE else (0.2424)
love (0.2424)
tweed jackets with leather elbow patches (0.2429)
asking her out (0.2435)
the english alphabet (0.2436)
turning up at Ryan's door covered in mustard (0.2449)
giving up eating mammals (0.2460)
rereading all the harry potter books (0.2462)
buying a Wii (0.2471)
dating someone much younger (0.2474)
breaking up with my first love (0.2482)
speaking in spoonerisms (0.2500)
being born during the hot war (0.2500)
tickling her THERE (0.2500)
being The One (0.2500)
that you never had a chance to tell Farty McCrablice that YOU LOVE HIM (0.2500)
thinking someone was hot just because they were good at maths (0.2500)
deliberately misunderstanding offensive slang by taking it literally, ie assume when someone says 'faggot' that they refer to a bundle of sticks or twigs (0.2500)
fluffy cats (0.2500)
wondering what goes through their little kitty brains (0.2500)
not giving David Gwilliam kisses before he got married (0.2500)
the existence of the interrobang! (0.2500)
line dancing while drunk (0.2500)
going the extra mile (0.2500)
ira glass vs philip glass in "glass warfare" (0.2500)
never dealing drugs (0.2500)
getting a liberal arts education (0.2500)
considering eating two dollars and fifty cents worth of raspberries in one sitting (0.2500)
lesbians (0.2500)
life being so tasty (0.2500)
licking out a feminist (0.2500)
knowing she was gay and still dating her (0.2500)
being a huge nerd (0.2500)
that Japanese people LOVE coelacanths (0.2500)
books (0.2500)
all of the weird things you are a fan of (0.2500)
that English is your fourth language and you speak it better than your first but not your second (0.2500)
underboob (0.2500)
smoking pot (0.2500)
girls with full lips and wide hips (0.2500)
your very existence (0.2500)
making fun of fat swans (0.2500)
hugging a koala (0.2500)
girls, ewwwwww (0.2500)
the simpsons (0.2500)
using my mom's deodorant (0.2500)
ever saying "no fat chicks" (0.2500)
English (0.2500)
a clandestine meating (0.2500)
being crazy and or retarded (0.2500)
having sex with your boss' underage daughter (0.2500)
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having sexy intestines (0.2500)
that aloe plants are awesome (0.2500)
being necessarily clever (0.2500)
trolling the UK government petition site with stupid petitions you know would be rejected (0.2500)
being scared of Kefka (0.2500)
eating a minimalist (0.2500)
not having balls (0.2500)
Ryan getting the Regret Index back up (0.2500)
the Pythagorean theorem (0.2500)
correcting people on their improper use of the subjunctive (0.2500)
the first time you got drunk (0.2500)
answering the telephone in a foreign language (0.2500)
falling in love with the majesty of colors (0.2500)
meeting a possum (0.2500)
losing yourself and dreaming of world that lie between her fingers (0.2500)
your sudden urge to make brownies (0.2500)
having low pop culture IQ (0.2500)
wondering what kind of girl would be impressed with somebody smoking, it doesn't seem that difficult to do (0.2500)
yogurt's laxative properties (0.2500)
getting divorced (0.2500)
sexual congress (0.2500)
socializing instead of playing video games (0.2527)
eating mexican food (0.2540)
dyeing your hair (0.2545)
trying something new (0.2547)
not googling The Underfold (0.2554)
being (0.2558)
chromatic scales (0.2558)
leaving the farm (0.2564)
wishing you could give yourself a blowie (0.2564)
not listening to Billy Zane (0.2564)
tang (0.2564)
not trying alcohol sooner (0.2564)
sexy times with a friend (0.2570)
being a socialist (0.2571)
not knowing what the big deal with Twitter is (0.2571)
referring to water as hydrogen hydroxide, as a means to both achieve maximal accuracy from the perspective of how the atoms are actually connected, and freaking people out (0.2581)
quoting that xkcd comic (0.2581)
going back for seconds on dessert (0.2582)
being a Shakespeare nerd (0.2593)
eating lunch yesterday (0.2593)
painting your fingernails black (0.2593)
eating tofu (0.2595)
the final countdown (0.2600)
eating out a feminist (0.2609)
eating all the royalty (0.2609)
tapirs (0.2609)
eating that piece of chocolate (0.2609)
bursting out into evil laughter in a crowded or public place (0.2609)
throwing your underwear onto the stage (0.2609)
making love above the pub (0.2609)
going to graduate school (0.2614)
starting that fire (0.2619)
having known love (0.2619)
learning lisp (0.2619)
your twisted desires (0.2632)
cooking hamburgers on my engine block (0.2632)
sexuality (0.2632)
being vaguely european (0.2632)
going commando (0.2632)
wondering what kind of feelings different animals feel (0.2632)
giving your best when you know it won't be enough (0.2632)
wanting gummi bears and or banana chips right now (0.2632)
polygamy (0.2632)
taking comfort in the regret index in any way whatsoever (0.2632)
writing a novel (0.2632)
being winsome (0.2632)
being there for her when she needed you (0.2632)
eating that cookie out of the trash (0.2632)
living on the edge (0.2632)
that shorts are comfy and easy to wear (0.2647)
insisting on precision (0.2656)
responding with Sassy Molassy (0.2658)
not having tiny brown birds live behind your air conditioner (0.2667)
Dresden Codak (0.2667)
coconut bras (0.2667)
that all you know about Final Fantasy, you learned from a friend who really liked it when you were teenagers (0.2667)
cleaning out your bowels through the act of pooping (0.2667)
Peeing in someone's drink (0.2667)
unpacking my adjectives (0.2667)
mocha (0.2667)
alligators in the sewer (0.2667)
being a dog person (0.2667)
letting her sit in the front seat (0.2667)
The Princess Bride (0.2667)
buying one of each in EVERY COLOUR (0.2667)
eating food that fell on the ground (0.2667)
spooning Jewel's boobs (0.2667)
popping the zits on your ass (0.2667)
taking the last brownie (0.2667)
crowdsurfing (0.2667)
slowly replacing every part of your body with machinery (0.2667)
ordering from Amazon marketplace (0.2667)
pokemon (0.2673)
doing a favour that I knew would not be repayed (0.2674)
that now that the Regret Index is back, you can go back to ignoring your Facebook, Twitter, Livejournal, Tegaki, and Deviantart (0.2692)
eating a vegan (0.2692)
not memorising every Star Trek episode (0.2692)
white text on a dark background (0.2692)
Wagner (0.2692)
listining to something when you know it'll make you cry (0.2692)
your First Time (0.2698)
private school (0.2703)
losing your virginity when you did (0.2703)
switching majors (0.2703)
a tiny woman (0.2703)
everything (0.2708)
eating pistachio nuts (0.2708)
putting these dumb questions on here (0.2716)
being the king of all cosmos (0.2727)
boneless skinless chicken breasts (0.2727)
not sleeping with that tranvestite (0.2727)
changing your name (0.2727)
drinking from the tap (0.2727)
theamazingregretindexing (0.2727)
loving Canada (0.2727)
brutal legend (0.2727)
pushing it well (0.2727)
gyrating your leatherwrapped genitals in the faces of those Japanese schoolchildren (0.2727)
waking up late in the afternoon (0.2727)
dating (0.2727)
ripping off penis jokes (0.2727)
eating bacon made from pigs that had swine flu (0.2727)
going wee wee wee all the way home (0.2727)
joining community theater (0.2727)
making friends with a cat named Badger (0.2727)
floating in a most peculiar way (0.2727)
banjo dueling (0.2727)
challenging someone to a duel via a glove to the face (0.2727)
opening a nice, refreshing Tab (0.2727)
tagging the Wikipedia article on irony as "contradicts itself" (0.2727)
hide and seek (0.2727)
selling your nintendo wii (0.2727)
M C Escher (0.2727)
going out to the woods today (0.2727)
taking up the ukulele (0.2727)
OGC Man (0.2727)
eating something you found on the ground or floor (0.2727)
halving a seventeen inch long penis (0.2727)
Taking an art degree (0.2727)
making references to poetry (0.2727)
wondering where all these regretters came from (0.2727)
not eating my shorts (0.2727)
agreeing to casual sex with that hot friend who looks like that one movie star (0.2727)
loving (0.2727)
being childfree (0.2727)
hasbro (0.2727)
Werther's Originals (0.2727)
going to the fancy dress party as Batman, knowing full well that the theme had no conceivable connection to Batman (0.2727)
a giant cup of hot chocolate, complete with little marshmellows and cream (0.2727)
watching Borat (0.2734)
sending emails using your friends emails when he or she leaves themselves logged in and are not looking (0.2745)
having a winsome onesome (0.2750)
living with your mother (0.2750)
listening to a favorite song on repeat for hours (0.2759)
for some reason having a bias against nicotine (0.2759)
coming on to the regret index (0.2759)
opening the windows (0.2759)
eating macademia nuts (0.2759)
the venture brothers (0.2759)
fasting (0.2759)
that your livingroom is full of dancers (0.2759)
flames (0.2759)
coming to this site (0.2763)
super fat hippos (0.2766)
having that threesome (0.2766)
using this site to admit your regrets (0.2766)
getting (0.2768)
asking them out (0.2770)
wondering why rachel has returned to commenting without using her name (0.2778)
wearing that outfit at the same time she did (0.2778)
being Ryan (0.2778)
asking them to wait for you (0.2778)
eating boxed triceratops (0.2778)
eating that last cookie (0.2778)
your wares (0.2778)
walruses (0.2778)
the moon (0.2778)
liking fat thighs you can not lie (0.2778)
not knowing any ABBA songs by Heart (0.2791)
memorizing Monty Python and the Holy Grail (0.2791)
reading through the entire dinosaur comics archive and then talking like Ryan for the next month (0.2791)
cooking yourself a lavish meal and not sharing it with anyone (0.2797)
going back in time to punch nazis in da face (0.2800)
being well endowed (0.2800)
coming out (0.2800)
being well envoweled (0.2800)
that you were only referring to the subjects of ABBA's music primarily seeming to come from a feminine point of view, but yeah, you don't mind referring to longhaired blonde Swedish dudes as "chicks" (0.2800)
liking songs that seem innocent on first listening, but end up being about serial killers or something like that (0.2800)
not owning a single pair of tube socks (0.2800)
not having an abortion (0.2800)
taking the boat (0.2800)
that someone keeps looking at my submitted regrets and combining them to form hilarious new ones (0.2800)
spending the entire night going through the archives of that webcomic (0.2804)
masturbating (0.2813)
wanting to discover life with someone (0.2813)
zombies ate my neighbors (0.2813)
telling him you had feelings for him even though you really didn't know whether he'd reciprocate (0.2813)
puppy dawgs (0.2813)
doing acid (0.2813)
boats (0.2813)
your gay experience (0.2817)
missing the Butthole Surfers concert (0.2821)
throwing your hands up in the air, waving them around like you just don't care (0.2821)
selling myself to science (0.2821)
the successful launch of Sputnik I (0.2826)
eating too much at Thanksgiving (0.2836)
screaming I LOVE YOU from the top of your lungs (0.2857)
tieing your best friend up (0.2857)
the ventures (0.2857)
the death of a disco dancer (0.2857)
taking the Amtrak (0.2857)
loving songs that have really depressing lyrics to go along with a happy beat (0.2857)
using drugs (0.2857)
wanting to ride your bicycle, wanting to ride it when you like (0.2857)
that your whole family is made of meat (0.2857)
pooping on a dog (0.2857)
never doing bad things (0.2857)
being honest (0.2857)
globalisation (0.2857)
lying about how spicy it was (0.2857)
having your memories backed up on a thumb drive (0.2857)
throwing meat at vegans (0.2857)
your fingertips tasting like garlic (0.2857)
having a detachable penis (0.2857)
winter (0.2857)
taking an expectorant (0.2857)
not telling your parents (0.2857)
living in a country that doesn't have bagged milk (0.2857)
eating snakes (0.2857)
following a dream even though it didn't work out (0.2857)
only listening to good music (0.2857)
vowels (0.2857)
being born after Freddy Mercury died (0.2857)
your double agency (0.2857)
kissing him (0.2864)
deciding you are too cool to go to the prom (0.2867)
getting mushrooms on your pizza (0.2872)
telling the truth, even though it hurt him (0.2875)
secretly wanting internet fame (0.2877)
intentionally spreading Swine Flu (0.2879)
kissing that boy in Ithaca (0.2885)
rubbing my face in a tiger's belly (0.2889)
thinking that the dude in the header of this website is kinda cute (0.2895)
going POOP (0.2895)
learning so many digits of pi (0.2895)
playing Spyro (0.2895)
watching House (0.2897)
loving chocolate so damn much (0.2917)
Philip Fry's eleventh year of living in the future (0.2917)
The Ten Second Rule (0.2917)
not sleeping with him (0.2917)
that Weezing is a member of both the Team Rocket Poison Type binary with Arbok, and the Cinnabar Mansion Pollution binary with Muk (0.2917)
not getting circumcised (0.2917)
cathedrals (0.2917)
gazing (0.2917)
flirting with somebody other than your significant other (0.2924)
tackling her (0.2927)
picking Charmander (0.2927)
sleeping with your best friend (0.2931)
taking the red pill (0.2933)
adding a new regret (0.2941)
only wanting to see Wolverine because of the hot, hairy Liev Schreiber (0.2941)
your internet name lasting this long (0.2941)
the flowers that bloom in the spring (0.2941)
driving all day in order to pick up your brother, who is coming home for the summer (0.2941)
wondering how one gets a job as a taxidermist and bone cleaner (0.2941)
not giving change to what you thought was a homeless guy but was just some dude in need of a shower (0.2941)
using only one pokemon (0.2941)
rioting with the frenzied mob (0.2941)
coming from the land of the ice and snow, from the midnight sun where the hot springs flow (0.2941)
not voting for the President (0.2941)
being a child once (0.2941)
accidentally setting my balls on fire with a barbecue lighter (0.2941)
every sexual experience you've ever had (0.2941)
using ghee as an intimate lubricant (0.2941)
taking it all off (0.2941)
going to a tiny college (0.2941)
giving that bum some money (0.2947)
waking up this morning (0.2954)
hanging out with strangers on public transit (0.2960)
cutting off your long hair (0.2963)
forgetting sarah marshall (0.2963)
living drug free (0.2963)
chewing on things (0.2963)
eating some vittles (0.2963)
pressing that big button (0.2963)
wondering if anyone has the old regret list (0.2963)
geometry (0.2963)
homographic homophonic autantonyms (0.2973)
laughing because you suddenly remembered something hilarious, then realizing strangers are looking at you (0.2984)
sex with your best friend (0.3000)
that there is no such thing as an original sin (0.3000)
eating a child once (0.3000)
Friends (0.3000)
stuffing that lawyer in the fridge (0.3000)
believing in god (0.3000)
decimating this pie (0.3000)
Batman (0.3000)
that everybody's footloose (0.3000)
stealing Tucksworth's hamburger (0.3000)
not thinking xkcd should get as much grief as it does (0.3000)
looking through all the old regrets you made, using the cache (0.3000)
cleaning up after yourself (0.3000)
getting milk faced and humming like rabbits (0.3000)
can mine for fish (0.3000)
the bird being a word (0.3000)
white type on a black background (0.3010)
leaving (0.3021)
liking shorts (0.3023)
believing in karma (0.3023)

most voted regrets

meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
Kento (2760/0.9993)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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most discussed regrets

tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (357)
turtles (291)
your boobs buying food on ebay (109)
the death of Sylvia Browne (70)
not getting circumcised (63)
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