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(0.2969) Not wearing shoes (0.2973) saying "I love you" (0.2976) choosing Philosophy as your major (0.3000) eating at that really expensive restaurant (0.3000) Lasse Hallstrom's losesome winsome wonder Gilbert Grape (0.3000) fucking his mom (0.3000) not regretting anything (0.3000) believing every word of the bible, but not so much the actual sentences (0.3000) linking to TV Tropes (0.3000) that as the king of regret you will have to find a queen (0.3000) not doing more to not be seen naked by the neighbors (0.3000) most voted regrets taking the hugest dump (1316/0.8772) not hooking up with Ryan (641/0.9203) memorising every Star Trek episode (423/0.1296) that it took Ryan like a year to get the Regret Index back up again (411/0.7370) not starting that final paper sooner (403/0.8519) [ show more ]