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the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
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shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000)
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slamming your dick in the car door (0.0000)
cornholing Willie Mays (0.0000)
twats (0.0000)
stealing that girl's bra from the communal laundry room (0.0000)
licking Danish remoulade off of Chris Lydon's erect penis (0.0000)
holding your boobs when you run down the stairs (0.0000)
Owen and Mzee (0.0000)
sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
tits (0.0000)
arresting a king in his own palace (0.0000)
smashing a birdhouse with your flaccid dick (0.0000)
pussy (0.0000)
not being Kento (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
telling that girl in second grade who insisted that you were "the boss of her" to show you her vagina (0.0000)
brunettes (0.0000)
using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
telling the Philippines authorities that Kento is a drug mule (0.0000)
having impure thoughts about a teenage Kimmie Gibbler (0.0000)
humping Jewel's bust (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
banging a Tim Burton heroine (0.0000)
fisting Go Ikeda (0.0000)
stabbing Isabella Rossellini and ejaculating in the wound (0.0000)
not eating out Kento (0.0000)
masturbating with your cut off hand (0.0000)
bellowing DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND (0.0000)
having Gordon Ramsay voice an orangutan who does nothing but masturbate and defecate (0.0000)
teabagging Raymond Burr (0.0000)
The Curious Cans of Benjamin Buttocks (0.0000)
shaving Jewel's bush, meow (0.0000)
having sex with a girl who looked a lot like Christina Ricci (0.0000)
the death of Sylvia Browne (0.0004)
turtles (0.0004)
breasts (0.0135)
regret index greatest tits, Kento (0.0153)
buying multiple copies of the book "To Be or Not to Be" by the incredibly handsome New York Times bestselling author Ryan North (0.0161)
slamming your dick in Jewel's boobs (0.0185)
saying no when you should have said yes (0.0217)
having a lesbian crush on Alex Dainis (0.0233)
dongs (0.0297)
staring at Bicoid Babe's ass seriously (0.0310)
Twin Long Rods #Two (0.0345)
asian racks (0.0357)
fisting Kevin Bacon at home (0.0370)
hating reality TV shows (0.0385)
sexy makeouts (0.0400)
going to the Sweatiest Ass in the World world premiere with Kento (0.0408)
being awesome (0.0410)
going slightly out of your way to step on that crunchy looking leaf (0.0433)
consistent pubic lice (0.0455)
dinosaurs (0.0466)
Receiving from Jaylala (0.0476)
breastfeeding (0.0526)
being the real deal (0.0526)
all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy (0.0541)
learning to play the xylophone (0.0543)
playing Dungeons & Dragons with Tim Duncan (0.0556)
how weird The Regret Index becomes at night (0.0556)
Allison Iraheta being voted off American Idol (0.0556)
being a nerd (0.0580)
drinking delicious lemonade and popping wheelies (0.0588)
all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy (0.0606)
boobs (0.0606)
managing to resist the perverse curiosity to see TwoGirlsOneCup, so far (0.0625)
demanding proof (0.0625)
building a castle out of the junk in a junkyard (0.0625)
this video (0.0667)
wondering what penguin would tase like (0.0714)
that Jewel has huge boobs, seriously (0.0714)
sleeping with that slim ugly huge breasted double D cup bucktoothed seventeen year old national merit scolar bikini model cellist goth, and by the way, screw you MB (0.0714)
really not regretting the number one four two eight at all (0.0714)
having to wear glasses (0.0714)
your love of eighties action movies (0.0727)
discovering webcomics (0.0769)
futurama (0.0769)
choosing Squirtle (0.0769)
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sprinking chocolate chips on your beloved's breasts as you knead them (0.0769)
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playing Dungeons & Dragons with Tim Duncan (0.0769)
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the last time you drank (0.1071)
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opening new cider (0.1077)
the death of Margaret Hilda Thatcher (0.1111)
that stuff getting eaten is inherently funny (0.1111)
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saying 'boners ahoy' (0.1127)
World War Two's ending in Allied victory (0.1129)
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the little wiggly things at the end of feet (0.1176)
making a little space for the cheese slices (0.1176)
that rachel is back (0.1176)
drinking your first drink (0.1183)
putting punctuation in your comment (0.1184)
skipping work to sit in the sun (0.1200)
getting your hot cocoa on (0.1200)
accepting candy from strangers (0.1204)
the color of blood outside the body when one has iron based blood (0.1212)
thinking of rain (0.1212)
drinking a cold beer in the shower (0.1228)
breathing (0.1239)
not meeting Emily Gray (0.1250)
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popping wheelies with the boys (0.1275)
winning (0.1287)
that groove is in the heart (0.1304)
Getting into Miles Davis (0.1304)
having sex at seventeen (0.1304)
watching Mystery Science Theatre all night (0.1304)
vandalizing Wikipedia's chicken page that one time (0.1304)
ryan north (0.1308)
talking to strangers (0.1311)
not getting the chance to meet the Mets (0.1311)
free speech (0.1316)
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not installing Safari Three on all your computers yet (0.1333)
Zooey Deschanel looks like a sandblasted Lucy Lawless (0.1333)
flushing that gallon of rotten shrimp down the toilet (0.1333)
obama (0.1348)
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making out with that girl dressed as a French maid at that costume party (0.1364)
kissing her (0.1364)
holding hands (0.1364)
making mud soup as a kid (0.1364)
Voting for Barak Obama (0.1379)
being one of the very few people in your circle of friends to never really have the urge to smoke cigarettes (0.1389)
lasers (0.1395)
singing along (0.1395)
not wringing your parent's neck (0.1400)
not having kids (0.1408)
skipping the Harry Potter midnight release (0.1413)
ap classes (0.1413)
taking AP classes (0.1417)
going hog wild (0.1429)
being a rocker (0.1429)
kicking everyone's butt (0.1429)
I don't know, always kind of liking narwhals yourself (0.1429)
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liking michael showalter a lot (0.1429)
eating roast beef off of your own boobs (0.1429)
having impure thoughts about a teenage Winona Rider (0.1429)
losing your virginity (0.1429)
spooning Kento's boobs (0.1429)
going to lunch (0.1429)
polydactyl cats (0.1429)
paying for a whole seat but only using the edge (0.1429)
sexy spaceships (0.1429)
having erotic fantasies about Bob Dylan (0.1429)
not boning a donkey (0.1429)
in jokes (0.1429)
What is this I don't even (0.1429)
dropping your first truth and beauty bomb (0.1429)
putting your jeans and socks in one load (0.1429)
growing long hair (0.1453)
living abroad (0.1477)
not being pretentious enough (0.1481)
all those books you read (0.1481)
passing yourself off as royalty (0.1500)
eating vaguely european (0.1500)
blowing raspberries (0.1500)
accepting a lower paying but much less stressfull job (0.1505)
burning that motherfucker down (0.1515)
breaking the law (0.1522)
going to the gym (0.1524)
that you always liked Mike more than Joel (0.1538)
pie (0.1538)
physically assaulting that guy who can't even bother to tune in the easy listening station properly in his cubicle (0.1538)
The Middleman being cancelled (0.1538)
keeping on trucking (0.1538)
deep throating Stephen Fry (0.1538)
sneaking around in a cardboard box, Metal Gear style (0.1538)
drinking champagne out of a chimp anus (0.1538)
wearing two socks (0.1538)
that "bottom regrets" and "most voted regrets" are white while "add a new regret" "search regrets" "recent regrets" "top regrets" and "recent comments" are all in blue (0.1538)
trying that exotic food (0.1544)
not kissing up to people, even if it's in your best interest to do so (0.1556)
memorising every Star Trek episode (0.1557)
keeping it real (0.1557)
having seen Star Wars all the through probably over a hundred times (0.1579)
that "avril lavigne" in Canadia is a line of spring fresh canuck bidets (0.1579)
getting drunk at a wedding (0.1579)
loving Batman (0.1579)
learning an instrument (0.1587)
gay (0.1587)
having a power level of over NINE THOUSAND (0.1591)
Being born (0.1595)
eating in a rad mood (0.1600)
that you tend to give money to buskers or not depending on their talent (0.1600)
spending an entire weekend in your pjs (0.1605)
reading the regret index (0.1613)
eating bread (0.1622)
wikipedia (0.1622)
being meat (0.1622)
the indescribable beauty of simplicity (0.1622)
eating meat (0.1628)
playing Starfox Sixty Four (0.1647)
how many times you went back over the archive for Dinosaur comics (0.1648)
Pretending to be asleep to avoid talking (0.1649)
visiting this website (0.1656)
wondering if so many ladies turn to writing and reading smut because they crave porn but get turned off by the way it's made (0.1667)
always eating your skittles in prismatic order (0.1667)
randomly meeting people who fill your heart with glee (0.1667)
eating left handed (0.1667)
having roast beef (0.1667)
christmas (0.1667)
not eating goats for a living (0.1667)
eating her out (0.1667)
sweetness (0.1667)
pudding (0.1667)
being the one kid in your nerd clique who instantly hated Return of the Jedi with a passion (0.1667)
watching 'The Dark Knight' (0.1667)
refusing to accept the modern sense of "tweet" into your vocabulary (0.1667)
cheese (0.1667)
busting myths (0.1667)
being able to say 'when I was your age, pluto was a planet' (0.1695)
playing in traffic (0.1696)
being British (0.1698)
having a onesome (0.1717)
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listening to Wagner (0.1739)
dancing naked ALL DAY LONG (0.1739)
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not waxing your eyebrows in high school (0.1748)
that where we're going we don't need roads (0.1748)
preparing for the zombie apocalypse (0.1750)
a log cabin (0.1757)
staying up all night to watch the sun rise (0.1757)
thinking of lettuce as just a delivery system for salad dressing (0.1765)
Garfield Minus Garfield (0.1765)
putting on your robe and wizard hat (0.1765)
dessert (0.1765)
eating a huge nerd (0.1765)
getting a lick job from a trannie hooker in the dumpster behind Steak n Shake (0.1765)
planning for the zombie attack (0.1765)
not being one of those women who instantly fawn over babies (0.1765)
loving lamp (0.1771)
having a crush on the Utahraptor (0.1773)
peanut butter (0.1778)
sexing her hardcore (0.1786)
that Venn diagramming is your favorite type of diagramming (0.1786)
not switching to Geico (0.1786)
breaking bones while snowboarding (0.1786)
painting the bedroom a color other than white or offwhite (0.1789)
still knowing the lyrics to eighties pop songs (0.1795)
that the Index is back, and the old users are back, and it is amazing nostalgic times for all (0.1795)
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hot bondage (0.1818)
recognizing the beauty of mathematics and logic (0.1818)
brownies (0.1818)
dancing naked (0.1818)
'buy one get one free' offers (0.1818)
road trips (0.1818)
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streaking (0.1818)
camping (0.1818)
lovin' dem pizza rolls (0.1818)
bringing up your distaste for Disney music (0.1818)
sometimes squishing your own boobs just for the heck of it (0.1818)
using the word "substitute" as a substitute for "replacement" (0.1818)
simple english wikipedia (0.1818)
that you wonder if rachel would be in your klan or hoard or guild or whatever when the pokemon mmorpg comes out (0.1818)
pronouncing "Intelligentsia" with a hard G (0.1818)
eating a huge marshmallow (0.1818)
that, in a way, David Carradine's death from autoerotic asphyxiation could properly be termed "a fatal stroke" (0.1818)
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lullabies (0.1818)
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telling your parents you're an atheist (0.1833)
not living in Corvallis, Oregon (0.1835)
yelling "in bed" at the end of fortune cookie fortunes (0.1837)
fry (0.1842)
drawing penises on the worksheet (0.1842)
being an alligator (0.1852)
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listening to Beethoven (0.1852)
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going to college (0.1852)
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living in the city (0.1875)
chocolate spread (0.1875)
watching Captain Planet (0.1875)
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foreplay (0.1875)
wearing white after Labor Day (0.1875)
eating a butterfinger (0.1875)
not knowing more about Anonymous (0.1875)
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iTunes somehow playing the same song around the same time every day despite being on shuffle (0.1875)
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feeling that Pepe is the cutes BYOB corner pet (0.1875)
being real and fantastic (0.1875)
the metric system (0.1878)
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dowloading that song (0.1887)
hooking up words and phrases and clauses (0.1905)
being the cat's meow (0.1905)
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being a meatatarian (0.1905)
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taking boat (0.1905)
shooting Scott Temple (0.1905)
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this picture (0.1923)
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milk (0.1935)
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clockwork (0.1935)
earning a PhD instead of an MD (0.1935)
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chrono trigger (0.1935)
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saving up some money (0.1951)
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choosing adventure over security (0.1964)
signing up for Twitter (0.1983)
a glorious fart (0.2000)
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how awesome broiling is (0.2000)
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buying the newer model (0.2000)
ghosts (0.2000)
jerking off into your roommate's shampoo bottle, not just once but every day for like two weeks (0.2000)
masturbating at a Jessica Alba movie (0.2000)
hooking up with ryan (0.2000)
that larder is a pretty neat, word, a holdover whose anachronistic meaning specifically meant a COLD storage room, but post refrigeration came to mean simply a pantry, but it could also mean a supply of food, the thing itself (0.2000)
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delicious ice cream (0.2000)
dandelion wine (0.2000)
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British English (0.2000)
finally taking a chance and talking to him or her (0.2000)
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making love to your hand (0.2035)
extra sprinkles (0.2037)
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donating to public radio (0.2045)
hot snogging (0.2051)
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giving a gift as a surprise (0.2055)
finding the key to the secret garden (0.2059)
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swallowing (0.2069)
the Lord of the Rings (0.2079)
spending two hours on the phone with your grandmother (0.2083)
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changing your cell phone number (0.2083)
the resurrection of the regret index (0.2083)
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thanksgiving (0.2086)
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xkcd (0.2105)
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the Dromiceiomimus' improbable colouring (0.2105)
magic (0.2105)
dinosaur wrestling (0.2105)
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Dinosaur Comics' new layout (0.2105)
wearing a tshirt with a dinosaur on it to a dinosaur museum (0.2105)
being Witty (0.2105)
staying up all night to watch an eighteen year old paint her nails online (0.2115)
watching the Donald Duck cartoon "Die Fuhrer's Face" (0.2121)
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post it notes (0.2128)
facial hair (0.2143)
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air guitar (0.2143)
going to market (0.2143)
Monty Python (0.2143)
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the invention of custard (0.2143)
using words that are not really words (0.2143)
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that consomme is broth with will (0.2143)
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Jack Kerouac (0.2143)
being really cool (0.2143)
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running with scissors (0.2151)
washing your pet (0.2157)
going to the beach alone (0.2157)
using hugs, not drugs (0.2157)
being American (0.2160)
knowing why the caged bird sings (0.2162)
having eaten dinner (0.2162)
watching the sunrise (0.2174)
ephemera (0.2174)
telling your brother he was adopted (0.2174)
taking care of knives (0.2174)
this place smelling like brownies all of the sudden (0.2174)
giggling over a heart's warm cockles (0.2174)
punching that baby, despite it's rude behavior (0.2174)
not eating Pizza Hut pizza (0.2174)
purposely deceiving someone who never listens to what you have to say (0.2182)
pretending you're a woman to get into nursing school (0.2188)
the death of Clippy (0.2200)
missing the NBA playoffs to watch the new episode of 'Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern' (0.2203)
almost always using the British spellings for things, even though you are an American and your spell check always tells you it's wrong (0.2206)
shooting a man in Reno just to watch him die (0.2211)
PIN numbers (0.2222)
looking at pictures of adorable puppies (0.2222)
playing dress up (0.2222)
wondering what the significance of the qwantz dot com domain name is (0.2222)
being the bee's knees (0.2222)
major tom (0.2222)
Loosing you religion or faith (0.2222)
being Anonymous (0.2222)
explaining to someone what the Regret Index is (0.2222)
getting a tattoo (0.2222)
sending the President into exile (0.2222)
painting your fingernails lime green (0.2222)
being too awesome (0.2222)
what you did last Friday night (0.2222)
tiger's belly (0.2222)
good times (0.2222)
feeding the ducks (0.2222)
fighting the Nausican (0.2222)
volunteering (0.2222)
crying during the first ten minutes of the new Star Trek movie (0.2241)
stealing the enterprise (0.2241)
ever reading that first comic strip on the Web (0.2245)
xylophones (0.2250)
dancing all crazy (0.2250)
EXISTING (0.2254)
getting over your ex so quickly (0.2258)
spreading your legs (0.2258)
cut and pasting a webcomic (0.2273)
cooking bacon (0.2273)
staying on the phone all night (0.2273)
quitting even though the job was OK, but just OK (0.2273)
having a name that is fifty percent vowels (0.2273)
takin it to the streets (0.2273)
writing slashfiction about webcomic authors (0.2286)
what happened in vegas (0.2286)
not settling down when all your friends did (0.2286)
wondering if there's a way to extract all of these autofill regrets into a text file for saving and possibly choosing the better ones (0.2286)
a lifetime dedicated to public displays of air guitar (0.2286)
switching parties (0.2292)
optical illusions (0.2292)
sticking with your major (0.2292)
the internet (0.2293)
being a pantyaire, like a millionaire but with panties instead of money (0.2308)
vaguely effeminate dancing frogs (0.2308)
having a cute little white butt (0.2308)
actually finding pigeons more cute than vermin like (0.2308)
birth control (0.2308)
being your mother's child (0.2308)
running away from indie cred, even though you listen to some of the music (0.2308)
preferring women with body hair over women who shave (0.2308)
reading every single Dinosaur Comic from beginning to end in a single sitting (0.2308)
a French guy who looks like Janice Dickinson wearing a strap on under a fancy ball gown, just to piss off his rich bitch girlfriend and her annoying family (0.2308)
leaving a legacy (0.2308)
eating cheese just for the sake of eating cheese (0.2308)
filling your thesis with references to monkeys (0.2308)
stories about elves and unicorns (0.2308)
correcting your friends everytime they misspell Dromiceiomimus (0.2308)
that dreaming is free (0.2308)
going to Spain (0.2308)
playing god (0.2308)
deep fat frying a twinkie (0.2308)
that you like pie quite a bit (0.2308)
just wanting a sign (0.2308)
horseshoe crabs (0.2308)
extra cheese (0.2308)
the general awesomeness of blacklights (0.2308)
having an adolescent crush on Christopher Walken (0.2308)
flipping off everyone you hated from high school (0.2308)
having an affair with the flirty executive assistant (0.2308)
puttin' on the ritz (0.2308)
not knowing who Richard Dawkins is (0.2308)
buying a chocolate bar without checking the label first, only to find it had peanuts in it (0.2320)
spending a whole bunch of time reading random articles on wikipedia (0.2326)
chewing bubblegum (0.2326)
that your delicious cheeseburger was made from a cow whose cause of death was predicted by an infallible machine (0.2326)
learning all the elements in the periodic table in order (0.2328)
getting a credit card (0.2329)
getting out of bed this morning (0.2333)
your haircut (0.2333)
Grad school (0.2336)
log cabin (0.2340)
spending an entire day listening to the same song on repeat (0.2348)
eating babies (0.2353)
growing a handlebar moustache (0.2353)
thinking that dinosaur might be good to eat, depending on the species, but wondering if the size of the animal would effect the texture of the meat or something like that (0.2353)
deep frying boring healthy food (0.2353)
eating food that are high in potastium (0.2353)
writing the letter "x" backwards and upsidedown (0.2353)
going to church (0.2353)
comitting massive regret vote fraud (0.2353)
paying for something with fifteen dollars in quarters (0.2353)
tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (0.2353)
retiring early (0.2353)
feeling closer to people in this world of regret (0.2353)
dancing with the devil in the pale moon light (0.2353)
tapping her mana (0.2353)
irony (0.2368)
only that you have but one life to give for your country (0.2373)
getting hooked on Harry Potter or Twilight (0.2375)
having sexy intestines (0.2381)
shit son, I don't know (0.2381)
reading, that shit is crazy (0.2381)
studying linguistics (0.2381)
adding this to StumbleUpon (0.2381)
being the latest in nerd technology (0.2381)
making fun of people who instigate fights in YouTube's comments section (0.2381)
ice cream (0.2381)
doing it for the lulz (0.2386)
missing Efterklang at the Dublin Docklands (0.2400)
following Stephen Fry on Twitter (0.2400)
falling in love (0.2400)
impersonating that person (0.2400)
Paris (0.2400)
losing your religion, like in that one song (0.2400)
going to an Ivy League school (0.2400)
helvetica (0.2400)
broken broccoli (0.2400)
inventing a maneuver (0.2400)
penis (0.2407)
orthodontics (0.2407)
using flesh for digestive energy (0.2411)
chocolate (0.2414)
still knowing the lyrics to nineties pop songs (0.2414)
not being on fire (0.2418)
my high GPA in high school (0.2418)
nothing (0.2421)
going through a Bob Marley phase in college, like EVERYONE else (0.2424)
love (0.2424)
pictures for sad children (0.2432)
asking her out (0.2435)
the english alphabet (0.2436)
turning up at Ryan's door covered in mustard (0.2449)
Skipping the Fiance's family Easter Dinner to play xbox and go to a concert (0.2456)
giving up eating mammals (0.2460)
rereading all the harry potter books (0.2462)
buying a Wii (0.2471)
dating someone much younger (0.2474)
breaking up with my first love (0.2482)
speaking in spoonerisms (0.2500)
being born during the hot war (0.2500)
the first time you got drunk (0.2500)
thinking someone was hot just because they were good at maths (0.2500)
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deliberately misunderstanding offensive slang by taking it literally, ie assume when someone says 'faggot' that they refer to a bundle of sticks or twigs (0.2500)
wondering what kind of girl would be impressed with somebody smoking, it doesn't seem that difficult to do (0.2500)
using my mom's deodorant (0.2500)
that you never had a chance to tell Farty McCrablice that YOU LOVE HIM (0.2500)
the Pythagorean theorem (0.2500)
all of the weird things you are a fan of (0.2500)
not giving David Gwilliam kisses before he got married (0.2500)
line dancing while drunk (0.2500)
meeting a possum (0.2500)
escaping out the back (0.2500)
your sudden urge to make brownies (0.2500)
ever saying "no fat chicks" (0.2500)
being crazy and or retarded (0.2500)
getting a liberal arts education (0.2500)
life being so tasty (0.2500)
making pies (0.2500)
sexual congress (0.2500)
going the extra mile (0.2500)
lesbians (0.2500)
a clandestine meating (0.2500)
hugging a koala (0.2500)
books (0.2500)
wondering what goes through their little kitty brains (0.2500)
girls with full lips and wide hips (0.2500)
tickling her THERE (0.2500)
ever reading books (0.2500)
that English is your fourth language and you speak it better than your first but not your second (0.2500)
fluffy cats (0.2500)
considering eating two dollars and fifty cents worth of raspberries in one sitting (0.2500)
falling in love with the majesty of colors (0.2500)
answering the telephone in a foreign language (0.2500)
knowing she was gay and still dating her (0.2500)
smoking pot (0.2500)
your very existence (0.2500)
licking out a feminist (0.2500)
yogurt's laxative properties (0.2500)
that Japanese people LOVE coelacanths (0.2500)
Ryan getting the Regret Index back up (0.2500)
never dealing drugs (0.2500)
being The One (0.2500)
becoming vegetarian or vegan (0.2500)
losing yourself and dreaming of world that lie between her fingers (0.2500)
eating a tasty salad (0.2500)
being scared of Kefka (0.2500)
having sex with your boss' underage daughter (0.2500)
girls, ewwwwww (0.2500)
being a huge nerd (0.2500)
that aloe plants are awesome (0.2500)
being necessarily clever (0.2500)
trolling the UK government petition site with stupid petitions you know would be rejected (0.2500)
eating a minimalist (0.2500)
underboob (0.2500)
correcting people on their improper use of the subjunctive (0.2500)
ira glass vs philip glass in "glass warfare" (0.2500)
making fun of fat swans (0.2500)
having low pop culture IQ (0.2500)
not having balls (0.2500)
getting divorced (0.2500)
wearing hipster glasses (0.2527)
socializing instead of playing video games (0.2527)
tweed jackets with leather elbow patches (0.2535)
eating mexican food (0.2540)
dyeing your hair (0.2545)
trying something new (0.2547)
not googling The Underfold (0.2554)
being (0.2558)
chromatic scales (0.2558)
not trying alcohol sooner (0.2564)
not listening to Billy Zane (0.2564)
leaving the farm (0.2564)
wishing you could give yourself a blowie (0.2564)
tang (0.2564)
sexy times with a friend (0.2570)
anonymity (0.2571)
not knowing what the big deal with Twitter is (0.2571)
The Princess Bride (0.2581)
referring to water as hydrogen hydroxide, as a means to both achieve maximal accuracy from the perspective of how the atoms are actually connected, and freaking people out (0.2581)
quoting that xkcd comic (0.2581)
going back for seconds on dessert (0.2582)
being a Shakespeare nerd (0.2593)
painting your fingernails black (0.2593)
eating lunch yesterday (0.2593)
white text on a dark background (0.2593)
tapirs (0.2609)
ATM machines (0.2609)
eating that piece of chocolate (0.2609)
not sleeping with that tranvestite (0.2609)
bursting out into evil laughter in a crowded or public place (0.2609)
throwing your underwear onto the stage (0.2609)
making love above the pub (0.2609)
eating all the royalty (0.2609)
eating out a feminist (0.2609)
having known love (0.2619)
learning lisp (0.2619)
starting that fire (0.2619)
eating that cookie out of the trash (0.2632)
wanting gummi bears and or banana chips right now (0.2632)
cooking hamburgers on my engine block (0.2632)
taking comfort in the regret index in any way whatsoever (0.2632)
polygamy (0.2632)
being vaguely european (0.2632)
being there for her when she needed you (0.2632)
writing a novel (0.2632)
wondering what kind of feelings different animals feel (0.2632)
giving your best when you know it won't be enough (0.2632)
being winsome (0.2632)
sexuality (0.2632)
raspberries, om nom nom (0.2632)
going commando (0.2632)
eating tofu (0.2634)
that shorts are comfy and easy to wear (0.2647)
insisting on precision (0.2656)
responding with Sassy Molassy (0.2658)
slowly replacing every part of your body with machinery (0.2667)
that all you know about Final Fantasy, you learned from a friend who really liked it when you were teenagers (0.2667)
mocha (0.2667)
alligators in the sewer (0.2667)
letting her sit in the front seat (0.2667)
listening to music at a much higher or lower volume than what the artist intended (0.2667)
coconut bras (0.2667)
spooning Jewel's boobs (0.2667)
Dresden Codak (0.2667)
Peeing in someone's drink (0.2667)
unpacking my adjectives (0.2667)
taking the last brownie (0.2667)
cleaning out your bowels through the act of pooping (0.2667)
not having tiny brown birds live behind your air conditioner (0.2667)
ordering from Amazon marketplace (0.2667)
buying one of each in EVERY COLOUR (0.2667)
popping the zits on your ass (0.2667)
eating food that fell on the ground (0.2667)
crowdsurfing (0.2667)
pokemon (0.2673)
doing a favour that I knew would not be repayed (0.2674)
airing out your nughty bits (0.2692)
listining to something when you know it'll make you cry (0.2692)
Wagner (0.2692)
that now that the Regret Index is back, you can go back to ignoring your Facebook, Twitter, Livejournal, Tegaki, and Deviantart (0.2692)
eating a vegan (0.2692)
going to graduate school (0.2697)
your First Time (0.2698)
losing your virginity when you did (0.2703)
switching majors (0.2703)
a tiny woman (0.2703)
private school (0.2703)
eating pistachio nuts (0.2708)
everything (0.2708)
putting these dumb questions on here (0.2716)
challenging someone to a duel via a glove to the face (0.2727)
brutal legend (0.2727)
not eating my shorts (0.2727)
pushing it well (0.2727)
having Clue in your list of Top Ten Favorite Movies of All Time (0.2727)
floating in a most peculiar way (0.2727)
agreeing to casual sex with that hot friend who looks like that one movie star (0.2727)
going wee wee wee all the way home (0.2727)
OGC Man (0.2727)
going to the fancy dress party as Batman, knowing full well that the theme had no conceivable connection to Batman (0.2727)
a giant cup of hot chocolate, complete with little marshmellows and cream (0.2727)
not memorising every Star Trek episode (0.2727)
Taking an art degree (0.2727)
loving Canada (0.2727)
ripping off penis jokes (0.2727)
drinking from the tap (0.2727)
tagging the Wikipedia article on irony as "contradicts itself" (0.2727)
joining community theater (0.2727)
M C Escher (0.2727)
making friends with a cat named Badger (0.2727)
loving (0.2727)
hasbro (0.2727)
waking up late in the afternoon (0.2727)
opening a nice, refreshing Tab (0.2727)
taking up the ukulele (0.2727)
eating skinless breasts (0.2727)
eating something you found on the ground or floor (0.2727)
wondering where all these regretters came from (0.2727)
going out to the woods today (0.2727)
hide and seek (0.2727)
changing your name (0.2727)
making references to poetry (0.2727)
dating (0.2727)
theamazingregretindexing (0.2727)
selling your nintendo wii (0.2727)
being childfree (0.2727)
eating bacon made from pigs that had swine flu (0.2727)
Werther's Originals (0.2727)
boneless skinless chicken breasts (0.2727)
banjo dueling (0.2727)
gyrating your leatherwrapped genitals in the faces of those Japanese schoolchildren (0.2727)
being the king of all cosmos (0.2727)
spooning (0.2727)
the simpsons (0.2727)
watching Borat (0.2734)
sending emails using your friends emails when he or she leaves themselves logged in and are not looking (0.2745)
the final countdown (0.2745)
having a winsome onesome (0.2750)
living with your mother (0.2750)
for some reason having a bias against nicotine (0.2759)
coming on to the regret index (0.2759)
eating macademia nuts (0.2759)
fasting (0.2759)
the venture brothers (0.2759)
flames (0.2759)
that your livingroom is full of dancers (0.2759)
listening to a favorite song on repeat for hours (0.2759)
opening the windows (0.2759)
the existence of the interrobang! (0.2759)
coming to this site (0.2763)
using this site to admit your regrets (0.2766)
having that threesome (0.2766)
super fat hippos (0.2766)
getting (0.2768)
asking them out (0.2770)
asking them to wait for you (0.2778)
being a socialist (0.2778)
wondering why rachel has returned to commenting without using her name (0.2778)
eating that last cookie (0.2778)
eating boxed triceratops (0.2778)
being Ryan (0.2778)
liking fat thighs you can not lie (0.2778)
wearing that outfit at the same time she did (0.2778)
walruses (0.2778)
your wares (0.2778)
the moon (0.2778)
memorizing Monty Python and the Holy Grail (0.2791)
reading through the entire dinosaur comics archive and then talking like Ryan for the next month (0.2791)
not knowing any ABBA songs by Heart (0.2791)
being well endowed (0.2800)
taking the boat (0.2800)
being well envoweled (0.2800)
not owning a single pair of tube socks (0.2800)
liking songs that seem innocent on first listening, but end up being about serial killers or something like that (0.2800)
that you were only referring to the subjects of ABBA's music primarily seeming to come from a feminine point of view, but yeah, you don't mind referring to longhaired blonde Swedish dudes as "chicks" (0.2800)
coming out (0.2800)
going back in time to punch nazis in da face (0.2800)
not having an abortion (0.2800)
that someone keeps looking at my submitted regrets and combining them to form hilarious new ones (0.2800)
spending the entire night going through the archives of that webcomic (0.2804)
doing acid (0.2813)
telling him you had feelings for him even though you really didn't know whether he'd reciprocate (0.2813)
masturbating (0.2813)
wanting to discover life with someone (0.2813)
zombies ate my neighbors (0.2813)
boats (0.2813)
puppy dawgs (0.2813)
your gay experience (0.2817)
missing the Butthole Surfers concert (0.2821)
selling myself to science (0.2821)
the successful launch of Sputnik I (0.2826)
eating too much at Thanksgiving (0.2836)
cooking yourself a lavish meal and not sharing it with anyone (0.2847)
eating snakes (0.2857)
vowels (0.2857)
using drugs (0.2857)
living in a country that doesn't have bagged milk (0.2857)
taking the Amtrak (0.2857)
loving songs that have really depressing lyrics to go along with a happy beat (0.2857)
wanting to ride your bicycle, wanting to ride it when you like (0.2857)
throwing meat at vegans (0.2857)
screaming I LOVE YOU from the top of your lungs (0.2857)
pooping on a dog (0.2857)
reproducing via meiosis (0.2857)
taking an expectorant (0.2857)
tieing your best friend up (0.2857)
being honest (0.2857)
that your whole family is made of meat (0.2857)
winter (0.2857)
the death of a disco dancer (0.2857)
the ventures (0.2857)
having a detachable penis (0.2857)
having your memories backed up on a thumb drive (0.2857)
only listening to good music (0.2857)
being born after Freddy Mercury died (0.2857)
not telling your parents (0.2857)
globalisation (0.2857)
following a dream even though it didn't work out (0.2857)
every sexual experience you've ever had (0.2857)
never doing bad things (0.2857)
your fingertips tasting like garlic (0.2857)
not having a penis (0.2857)
lying about how spicy it was (0.2857)
your double agency (0.2857)
kissing him (0.2864)
deciding you are too cool to go to the prom (0.2867)
getting mushrooms on your pizza (0.2872)
telling the truth, even though it hurt him (0.2875)
secretly wanting internet fame (0.2877)
intentionally spreading Swine Flu (0.2879)
rubbing my face in a tiger's belly (0.2889)
playing Spyro (0.2895)
thinking that the dude in the header of this website is kinda cute (0.2895)
learning so many digits of pi (0.2895)
going POOP (0.2895)
watching House (0.2897)
gazing (0.2917)
that Weezing is a member of both the Team Rocket Poison Type binary with Arbok, and the Cinnabar Mansion Pollution binary with Muk (0.2917)
cathedrals (0.2917)
The Ten Second Rule (0.2917)
not getting circumcised (0.2917)
not sleeping with him (0.2917)
loving chocolate so damn much (0.2917)
Philip Fry's eleventh year of living in the future (0.2917)
flirting with somebody other than your significant other (0.2924)
tackling her (0.2927)
picking Charmander (0.2927)
sleeping with your best friend (0.2931)
taking the red pill (0.2933)
the flowers that bloom in the spring (0.2941)
your internet name lasting this long (0.2941)
not giving change to what you thought was a homeless guy but was just some dude in need of a shower (0.2941)
not voting for the President (0.2941)
coming from the land of the ice and snow, from the midnight sun where the hot springs flow (0.2941)
using ghee as an intimate lubricant (0.2941)
rioting with the frenzied mob (0.2941)
adding a new regret (0.2941)
using only one pokemon (0.2941)
wondering how one gets a job as a taxidermist and bone cleaner (0.2941)
accidentally setting my balls on fire with a barbecue lighter (0.2941)
driving all day in order to pick up your brother, who is coming home for the summer (0.2941)
only wanting to see Wolverine because of the hot, hairy Liev Schreiber (0.2941)
being a child once (0.2941)
taking it all off (0.2941)
going to a tiny college (0.2941)
giving that bum some money (0.2947)
waking up this morning (0.2954)
laughing because you suddenly remembered something hilarious, then realizing strangers are looking at you (0.2960)
hanging out with strangers on public transit (0.2960)
wondering if anyone has the old regret list (0.2963)
living drug free (0.2963)
forgetting sarah marshall (0.2963)
eating some vittles (0.2963)
chewing on things (0.2963)
pressing that big button (0.2963)
geometry (0.2963)
cutting off your long hair (0.2963)
homographic homophonic autantonyms (0.2973)
sex with your best friend (0.3000)
can mine for fish (0.3000)
throwing your hands up in the air, waving them around like you just don't care (0.3000)
looking through all the old regrets you made, using the cache (0.3000)
not thinking xkcd should get as much grief as it does (0.3000)
cleaning up after yourself (0.3000)
that everybody's footloose (0.3000)
stealing Tucksworth's hamburger (0.3000)
that there is no such thing as an original sin (0.3000)
stuffing that lawyer in the fridge (0.3000)
your twisted desires (0.3000)
Batman (0.3000)
the bird being a word (0.3000)
living on the edge (0.3000)
believing in god (0.3000)
eating a child once (0.3000)
getting milk faced and humming like rabbits (0.3000)
Friends (0.3000)
white type on a black background (0.3010)
kissing that boy in Ithaca (0.3019)

most voted regrets

meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
Kento (2760/0.9993)
turtles (2608/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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most discussed regrets

tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (357)
turtles (291)
your boobs buying food on ebay (109)
the death of Sylvia Browne (70)
not getting circumcised (63)
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