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bottoming for Mike, Greg, Peter, Bobby, Sam, and Cousin Oliver in The Braidy Bunch VII
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it is of course coarse and rough and irritating
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writing the previous regret as a joke, but then wondering if it really is too late, just for a fraction of a second
wondering if it's too late to beg all the women you ever dated to give things another shot
going into Labour on a Barbie Baby Bus
blowing a piece of the Crag
VISITORS to a popular Scottish holiday spot have unwittingly been electroplated on "Pennies Island" for nearly a decade because a council's Gaelic grammar error went unnoticed until now
blowing glass and trying to swallow
In the emails, one egg board executive appeared to joke about having Tetrick killed
questioning dog John Kasich at home
seeing the headline "Charter school questions dog John Kasich at home" and taking about thirty bewildered seconds to parse out what it was trying to say
getting a go fetch ice rape
getting a piece of the Crag
blowing glass
being flesh coloured
seeing Red Tails fully poseable action figures and wanting to paint them black
Millions of drunk German wasps cause chaos across Britain
VISITORS to a popular Scottish holiday spot have unwittingly been welcomed to "Penis Island" for nearly a decade because a council's Gaelic grammar error went unnoticed until now
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kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
having beautiful breasts (0.0000)
having sex with a girl who looked a lot like Christina Ricci (0.0000)
stealing that girl's bra from the communal laundry room (0.0000)
twats (0.0000)
telling that girl in second grade who insisted that you were "the boss of her" to show you her vagina (0.0000)
stabbing Isabella Rossellini and ejaculating in the wound (0.0000)
holding your boobs when you run down the stairs (0.0000)
masturbating with your cut off hand (0.0000)
smashing a birdhouse with your flaccid dick (0.0000)
slamming your dick in the car door (0.0000)
The Curious Cans of Benjamin Buttocks (0.0000)
sprinking chocolate chips on your beloved's breasts as you knead them (0.0000)
not wearing panties (0.0000)
fisting Go Ikeda (0.0000)
humping Jewel's bust (0.0000)
the death of Sylvia Browne (0.0000)
not being Kento (0.0000)
pussy (0.0000)
licking Danish remoulade off of Chris Lydon's erect penis (0.0000)
bellowing DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND (0.0000)
not eating out Kento (0.0000)
teabagging Raymond Burr (0.0000)
shaving Jewel's bush, meow (0.0000)
cornholing Willie Mays (0.0000)
having impure thoughts about a teenage Kimmie Gibbler (0.0000)
brunettes (0.0000)
turtles (0.0004)
regret index greatest tits, Kento (0.0115)
breasts (0.0135)
buying multiple copies of the book "To Be or Not to Be" by the incredibly handsome New York Times bestselling author Ryan North (0.0161)
Twin Long Rods #Two (0.0175)
slamming your dick in Jewel's boobs (0.0185)
saying no when you should have said yes (0.0217)
having a lesbian crush on Alex Dainis (0.0233)
playing Dungeons & Dragons with Tim Duncan (0.0286)
dongs (0.0297)
staring at Bicoid Babe's ass seriously (0.0310)
fisting Kevin Bacon at home (0.0370)
hating reality TV shows (0.0385)
sexy makeouts (0.0400)
going to the Sweatiest Ass in the World world premiere with Kento (0.0408)
being awesome (0.0410)
going slightly out of your way to step on that crunchy looking leaf (0.0433)
consistent pubic lice (0.0455)
dinosaurs (0.0466)
Receiving from Jaylala (0.0476)
spooning Kento's boobs (0.0526)
being the real deal (0.0526)
breastfeeding (0.0526)
all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy (0.0541)
learning to play the xylophone (0.0543)
how weird The Regret Index becomes at night (0.0556)
all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy (0.0556)
Allison Iraheta being voted off American Idol (0.0556)
being a nerd (0.0580)
drinking delicious lemonade and popping wheelies (0.0588)
all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy (0.0606)
demanding proof (0.0625)
boobs (0.0625)
making a fort in your living room out of couch cushions (0.0625)
building a castle out of the junk in a junkyard (0.0625)
managing to resist the perverse curiosity to see TwoGirlsOneCup, so far (0.0625)
this video (0.0667)
playing it loud (0.0704)
really not regretting the number one four two eight at all (0.0714)
wondering what penguin would tase like (0.0714)
having to wear glasses (0.0714)
discovering webcomics (0.0722)
your love of eighties action movies (0.0727)
all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy (0.0732)
rocking out (0.0759)
defending the bullied kid (0.0769)
playing Dungeons & Dragons with Tim Duncan (0.0769)
that Jewel has huge boobs, seriously (0.0769)
boobs, vaginas, asses, and such (0.0769)
getting FOUR fish hooks stuck in your scrotum (0.0769)
eating roast beef off of your own boobs (0.0769)
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being a rocker (0.0769)
sharing warm spiced cider with a loved one (0.0800)
sexing her hardcore (0.0800)
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dinosaur comics (0.0833)
disabling your crazy friend (0.0833)
not supporting the President (0.0833)
that wikipedia describes attending concerts as a "ritual" (0.0833)
"Allison Iraheta being voted off American Idol" being voted off the bottom regrets list (0.0833)
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soliciting a fourteen year old boy to pose for sexually explicit photographs (0.0833)
deep throating Stephen Fry (0.0833)
all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy (0.0833)
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saying, "boners ahoy!" (0.0853)
staying in college (0.0879)
always eating your skittles in prismatic order (0.0909)
nomming a hamburger (0.0909)
wondering if so many ladies turn to writing and reading smut because they crave porn but get turned off by the way it's made (0.0909)
baking bread (0.0909)
Bicoid Babe (0.0909)
that walruses, goats, and swans represent the Leviathan, Behemoth, and Ziz, respectively, of the regret index (0.0909)
Digimon (0.0909)
hugging a tree like a dirty hippie (0.0909)
Getting into Miles Davis (0.0909)
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making waffles (0.0918)
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holding hands (0.0952)
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playing videogames while drunk (0.0962)
learning another language (0.0962)
publicly mocking Swine Flu (0.0970)
dromiceiomimus (0.0976)
butts (0.0991)
growing up in a nonchurchgoing family (0.1000)
sitting on the floor in second grade (0.1000)
not having seen Muriel's Wedding (0.1000)
kicking everyone's butt (0.1000)
less than three (0.1000)
buying a Dinosaur Comics tshirt (0.1017)
sleeping naked (0.1026)
opening new cider (0.1031)
defending cream soda (0.1062)
saying 'boners ahoy' (0.1064)
putting punctuation in your comment (0.1067)
the very last thing you said (0.1071)
drinking your first drink (0.1087)
following that white rabbit (0.1111)
hugging a tree like a koala (0.1111)
that stuff getting eaten is inherently funny (0.1111)
having seen Star Wars all the through probably over a hundred times (0.1111)
What is this I don't even (0.1111)
loving Batman (0.1111)
spending all weekend naked (0.1111)
the last time you drank (0.1111)
going to lunch (0.1111)
kissing (0.1116)
becoming an atheist (0.1124)
getting into firefly (0.1126)
World War Two's ending in Allied victory (0.1129)
party party partying hard (0.1136)
being meat (0.1143)
starting over (0.1143)
smoking weed (0.1154)
eating raised bread (0.1154)
closing the door (0.1154)
boners (0.1156)
breathing (0.1161)
making mud soup as a kid (0.1163)
friendship (0.1167)
making a little space for the cheese slices (0.1176)
the little wiggly things at the end of feet (0.1176)
downloading music illegally (0.1176)
that rachel is back (0.1176)
spending an evening eating spicy cheetos, reading language log, and masturbating to nude photos of your ex from five years ago (0.1176)
the death of Margaret Hilda Thatcher (0.1176)
singing along (0.1190)
getting your hot cocoa on (0.1200)
accepting candy from strangers (0.1204)
skipping work to sit in the sun (0.1212)
thinking of rain (0.1212)
the color of blood outside the body when one has iron based blood (0.1212)
ryan north (0.1226)
drinking a cold beer in the shower (0.1228)
Voting for Barak Obama (0.1228)
reading the book that changed everything (0.1250)
getting a lick job from a trannie hooker in the dumpster behind Steak n Shake (0.1250)
that you tend to give money to buskers or not depending on their talent (0.1250)
hating family guy almost as soon as it was uncanceled (0.1250)
not meeting Emily Gray (0.1250)
popping wheelies with the boys (0.1275)
winning (0.1300)
that groove is in the heart (0.1304)
vandalizing Wikipedia's chicken page that one time (0.1304)
having sex at seventeen (0.1304)
watching Mystery Science Theatre all night (0.1304)
talking to strangers (0.1311)
not getting the chance to meet the Mets (0.1311)
free speech (0.1316)
all those books you read (0.1321)
voting (0.1324)
living in the city (0.1333)
eating food that are high in potastium (0.1333)
eating goat cheese (0.1333)
attempting to lucid dream (0.1333)
not installing Safari Three on all your computers yet (0.1333)
flushing that gallon of rotten shrimp down the toilet (0.1333)
Zooey Deschanel looks like a sandblasted Lucy Lawless (0.1333)
obama (0.1348)
taking AP classes (0.1349)
qwantz (0.1356)
making out with that girl dressed as a French maid at that costume party (0.1364)
listening to Wagner (0.1364)
kissing her (0.1364)
being one of the very few people in your circle of friends to never really have the urge to smoke cigarettes (0.1389)
spending an entire weekend in your pjs (0.1392)
lasers (0.1395)
having a power level of over NINE THOUSAND (0.1395)
not wringing your parent's neck (0.1400)
not having kids (0.1408)
skipping the Harry Potter midnight release (0.1413)
ap classes (0.1429)
putting your jeans and socks in one load (0.1429)
dropping your first truth and beauty bomb (0.1429)
losing your virginity (0.1429)
liking michael showalter a lot (0.1429)
in jokes (0.1429)
sexy spaceships (0.1429)
not going to freecreditreport dot com (0.1429)
polydactyl cats (0.1429)
going hog wild (0.1429)
I don't know, always kind of liking narwhals yourself (0.1429)
having erotic fantasies about Bob Dylan (0.1429)
not boning a donkey (0.1429)
making out with that girl who turned out to still be in high school (0.1429)
having impure thoughts about a teenage Winona Rider (0.1429)
that for every n in N there is a finite sequence a subscript k, of which every member is in Z and is nonnegative, such that the product for i from one to m, where m is the length of the sequence, of p subscript i to the power of a subscript i equals n (0.1429)
growing long hair (0.1453)
living abroad (0.1477)
breaking bones while snowboarding (0.1481)
not being pretentious enough (0.1481)
eating vaguely european (0.1500)
passing yourself off as royalty (0.1500)
being a meatatarian (0.1500)
blowing raspberries (0.1500)
not actually being bitter or a nihilist (0.1500)
accepting a lower paying but much less stressfull job (0.1505)
burning that motherfucker down (0.1515)
breaking the law (0.1522)
going to the gym (0.1524)
cheese (0.1525)
keeping on trucking (0.1538)
physically assaulting that guy who can't even bother to tune in the easy listening station properly in his cubicle (0.1538)
The Middleman being cancelled (0.1538)
pie (0.1538)
listening to music that no one else has heard of (0.1538)
Monty Python (0.1538)
wearing two socks (0.1538)
paying for a whole seat but only using the edge (0.1538)
listening to Beethoven (0.1538)
sneaking around in a cardboard box, Metal Gear style (0.1538)
that "bottom regrets" and "most voted regrets" are white while "add a new regret" "search regrets" "recent regrets" "top regrets" and "recent comments" are all in blue (0.1538)
Being born (0.1543)
trying that exotic food (0.1544)
telling your parents you're an atheist (0.1552)
not kissing up to people, even if it's in your best interest to do so (0.1556)
memorising every Star Trek episode (0.1557)
keeping it real (0.1557)
lullabies (0.1563)
that the Index is back, and the old users are back, and it is amazing nostalgic times for all (0.1579)
that "avril lavigne" in Canadia is a line of spring fresh canuck bidets (0.1579)
getting drunk at a wedding (0.1579)
gay (0.1587)
learning an instrument (0.1587)
eating in a rad mood (0.1600)
not watching the movie Pontypool (0.1600)
reading the regret index (0.1613)
wikipedia (0.1622)
eating bread (0.1622)
the indescribable beauty of simplicity (0.1622)
eating meat (0.1628)
playing Starfox Sixty Four (0.1647)
how many times you went back over the archive for Dinosaur comics (0.1648)
Pretending to be asleep to avoid talking (0.1649)
visiting this website (0.1656)
watching 'The Dark Knight' (0.1667)
being the one kid in your nerd clique who instantly hated Return of the Jedi with a passion (0.1667)
chrono trigger (0.1667)
clockwork (0.1667)
magic (0.1667)
christmas (0.1667)
pudding (0.1667)
meeting a possum (0.1667)
pancakes (0.1667)
eating her out (0.1667)
having roast beef (0.1667)
randomly meeting people who fill your heart with glee (0.1667)
being in a rad mood (0.1667)
just wanting a sign (0.1667)
being a pantyaire, like a millionaire but with panties instead of money (0.1667)
refusing to accept the modern sense of "tweet" into your vocabulary (0.1667)
that you always liked Mike more than Joel (0.1667)
sweetness (0.1667)
busting myths (0.1667)
eating left handed (0.1667)
not waxing your eyebrows in high school (0.1690)
being able to say 'when I was your age, pluto was a planet' (0.1695)
playing in traffic (0.1696)
being British (0.1698)
eating a butterfinger (0.1702)
not switching to Geico (0.1712)
having eaten dinner (0.1714)
having a onesome (0.1717)
hugging a tree (0.1719)
ghosts (0.1724)
dancing naked ALL DAY LONG (0.1739)
neing a super freak super freak (0.1739)
wondering whether Kento, Document, Sarah, and Pseudonym have found the new regret index yet (0.1739)
that where we're going we don't need roads (0.1748)
preparing for the zombie apocalypse (0.1750)
a log cabin (0.1757)
dessert (0.1765)
eating a huge nerd (0.1765)
planning for the zombie attack (0.1765)
raspberries, om nom nom (0.1765)
putting on your robe and wizard hat (0.1765)
not being one of those women who instantly fawn over babies (0.1765)
thinking of lettuce as just a delivery system for salad dressing (0.1765)
loving lamp (0.1771)
peanut butter (0.1778)
staying up all night to watch the sun rise (0.1781)
having a crush on the Utahraptor (0.1786)
that Venn diagramming is your favorite type of diagramming (0.1786)
painting the bedroom a color other than white or offwhite (0.1789)
bacon (0.1795)
not smoking (0.1795)
insisting on protection (0.1795)
still knowing the lyrics to eighties pop songs (0.1795)
hot bondage (0.1818)
streaking (0.1818)
dancing naked (0.1818)
bringing up your distaste for Disney music (0.1818)
choosing adventure over security (0.1818)
knowing you created one of the bottom regrets (0.1818)
road trips (0.1818)
watching the sunrise (0.1818)
trying to convince someone you are their Tyler Durden (0.1818)
spending the Fourth in someone else's country (0.1818)
simple english wikipedia (0.1818)
not really liking MMORPGs (0.1818)
camping (0.1818)
that, in a way, David Carradine's death from autoerotic asphyxiation could properly be termed "a fatal stroke" (0.1818)
pronouncing "Intelligentsia" with a hard G (0.1818)
recognizing the beauty of mathematics and logic (0.1818)
losing yourself and dreaming of world that lie between her fingers (0.1818)
not eating goats for a living (0.1818)
brownies (0.1818)
that you wonder if rachel would be in your klan or hoard or guild or whatever when the pokemon mmorpg comes out (0.1818)
ever reading books (0.1818)
wondering whether a centaur foal would suckle from the human breasts or the horse teats underneath (0.1818)
buying food for homeless people (0.1825)
dowloading that song (0.1835)
not living in Corvallis, Oregon (0.1835)
the metric system (0.1837)
washing your pet (0.1837)
yelling "in bed" at the end of fortune cookie fortunes (0.1837)
drawing penises on the worksheet (0.1842)
hot snogging (0.1842)
fry (0.1842)
being afraid of Americans (0.1842)
learning new and interesting things about skin and blood (0.1848)
going to college (0.1852)
having a huge internet crush on Kate Beaton (0.1852)
revealing your nerdiness (0.1852)
being an alligator (0.1852)
standing the test of time (0.1852)
having a huge weiner (0.1852)
donating to public radio (0.1860)
being the bee's knees (0.1860)
not knowing every ABBA song by heart, yet (0.1860)
playing chess (0.1875)
being real and fantastic (0.1875)
tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (0.1875)
good times (0.1875)
using the word "retarded" as a replacement for "stupid" (0.1875)
Garfield Minus Garfield (0.1875)
iTunes somehow playing the same song around the same time every day despite being on shuffle (0.1875)
feeling that Pepe is the cutes BYOB corner pet (0.1875)
wearing white after Labor Day (0.1875)
donating (0.1875)
watching Captain Planet (0.1875)
not knowing more about Anonymous (0.1875)
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foreplay (0.1875)
comitting massive regret vote fraud (0.1875)
chocolate spread (0.1875)
giving that dorky, but really sweet guy a chance (0.1885)
going to Spain (0.1892)
dinosaur wrestling (0.1892)
turning it up to eleven (0.1892)
having a name that is fifty percent vowels (0.1905)
tapirs (0.1905)
taking boat (0.1905)
choosing cake instead of death (0.1905)
waiting most of the morning for the time to roll around when you can go to lunch at the most awesome hot dog place ever (0.1905)
being the cat's meow (0.1905)
staying on the phone all night (0.1905)
eating a noun (0.1905)
shooting Scott Temple (0.1905)
hooking up words and phrases and clauses (0.1905)
that the sea is deep and full of mystery (0.1905)
chocolate (0.1923)
bondage (0.1923)
this picture (0.1923)
telling your mother you don't want to have children (0.1923)
milk (0.1935)
earning a PhD instead of an MD (0.1935)
pretending you're a woman to get into nursing school (0.1935)
holding cats (0.1935)
drawing a webcomic (0.1947)
not seeing Nicolas Cage after seeing Face Off (0.1951)
reading pictures for sad children (0.1951)
saving up some money (0.1951)
post it notes (0.1957)
signing up for Twitter (0.1957)
making love to your hand (0.1964)
being mean to the neighbor's rude kid (0.2000)
hooking up with ryan (0.2000)
losing your religion (0.2000)
that crazy night in Pheonix (0.2000)
finally taking a chance and talking to him or her (0.2000)
dandelion wine (0.2000)
getting over your ex so quickly (0.2000)
British English (0.2000)
going on a bicycle tour (0.2000)
delicious ice cream (0.2000)
buying the newer model (0.2000)
someday wanting to own land, with fruit growing on that land (0.2000)
not having played Kingdom Hearts yet (0.2000)
how awesome broiling is (0.2000)
that larder is a pretty neat, word, a holdover whose anachronistic meaning specifically meant a COLD storage room, but post refrigeration came to mean simply a pantry, but it could also mean a supply of food, the thing itself (0.2000)
not knowing who Richard Dawkins is (0.2000)
making pies (0.2000)
being the hottest item on the regret index (0.2000)
flipping off everyone you hated from high school (0.2000)
wondering what goes through their little kitty brains (0.2000)
shit son, I don't know (0.2000)
busting through the heavens with your drill (0.2000)
a glorious fart (0.2000)
not having balls (0.2000)
not joining the military (0.2000)
jumping in that lake (0.2022)
buying a Mac (0.2027)
not going to dartmouth (0.2034)
extra sprinkles (0.2037)
Fictional Jimbo Wales (0.2041)
being bigger on the inside (0.2045)
listening to the whole CD (0.2051)
xylophones (0.2051)
giving a gift as a surprise (0.2055)
mARRIAGE (0.2059)
liking folk rock (0.2059)
finding the key to the secret garden (0.2059)
experimenting with new and interesting sandwich fillings (0.2065)
running with scissors (0.2065)
missing the NBA playoffs to watch the new episode of 'Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern' (0.2069)
swallowing (0.2069)
playing dress up (0.2075)
the Lord of the Rings (0.2079)
changing your cell phone number (0.2083)
airing out your nughty bits (0.2083)
broken broccoli (0.2083)
spending two hours on the phone with your grandmother (0.2083)
singing Bohemian Rhapsody at the top of your lungs (0.2083)
ever reading that first comic strip on the Web (0.2083)
the resurrection of the regret index (0.2083)
thanksgiving (0.2086)
not going to prom (0.2088)
almost always using the British spellings for things, even though you are an American and your spell check always tells you it's wrong (0.2090)
quitting even though the job was OK, but just OK (0.2093)
wanting to take a girl under your arm (0.2105)
being Witty (0.2105)
correcting your friends everytime they misspell Dromiceiomimus (0.2105)
the Dromiceiomimus' improbable colouring (0.2105)
sleeping for thirteen hours (0.2105)
wearing a tshirt with a dinosaur on it to a dinosaur museum (0.2105)
xkcd (0.2105)
tickling her THERE (0.2105)
Dinosaur Comics' new layout (0.2105)
eating cows (0.2105)
staying up all night to watch an eighteen year old paint her nails online (0.2115)
feeling closer to people in this world of regret (0.2121)
buying a motorcycle (0.2121)
watching the Donald Duck cartoon "Die Fuhrer's Face" (0.2121)
switching parties (0.2128)
what you did last Friday night (0.2135)
Jack Kerouac (0.2143)
that consomme is broth with will (0.2143)
being the lazer viking (0.2143)
eating pizza (0.2143)
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going to university (0.2143)
air guitar (0.2143)
wondering, if the death machine was made of organic technology, could it predict its own death (0.2143)
not killing every faggot I've ever seen in my entire life (0.2143)
masturbating at a Jessica Alba movie (0.2143)
lying on a futon (0.2143)
facial hair (0.2143)
listening to music at a much higher or lower volume than what the artist intended (0.2143)
making your time (0.2143)
cleaning out your bowels through the act of pooping (0.2143)
going to market (0.2143)
the invention of custard (0.2143)
using words that are not really words (0.2143)
being really cool (0.2143)
disagreeing with things (0.2143)
jerking off into your roommate's shampoo bottle, not just once but every day for like two weeks (0.2143)
going to the beach alone (0.2157)
using hugs, not drugs (0.2157)
being American (0.2160)
knowing why the caged bird sings (0.2162)
telling your brother he was adopted (0.2174)
ephemera (0.2174)
giggling over a heart's warm cockles (0.2174)
punching that baby, despite it's rude behavior (0.2174)
not eating Pizza Hut pizza (0.2174)
eating a tasty salad (0.2174)
taking care of knives (0.2174)
girls with full lips and wide hips (0.2174)
this place smelling like brownies all of the sudden (0.2174)
purposely deceiving someone who never listens to what you have to say (0.2182)
following Stephen Fry on Twitter (0.2192)
the death of Clippy (0.2200)
tweed jackets with leather elbow patches (0.2206)
shooting a man in Reno just to watch him die (0.2211)
becoming vegetarian or vegan (0.2222)
tiger's belly (0.2222)
getting a credit card (0.2222)
explaining to someone what the Regret Index is (0.2222)
getting a tattoo (0.2222)
painting your fingernails lime green (0.2222)
fighting the Nausican (0.2222)
being Anonymous (0.2222)
that you never had a chance to tell Farty McCrablice that YOU LOVE HIM (0.2222)
major tom (0.2222)
taking comfort in the regret index in any way whatsoever (0.2222)
volunteering (0.2222)
feeding the ducks (0.2222)
wondering what the significance of the qwantz dot com domain name is (0.2222)
sending the President into exile (0.2222)
being too awesome (0.2222)
PIN numbers (0.2222)
Loosing you religion or faith (0.2222)
looking at pictures of adorable puppies (0.2222)
stealing the enterprise (0.2241)
crying during the first ten minutes of the new Star Trek movie (0.2241)
dancing all crazy (0.2250)
EXISTING (0.2254)
escaping out the back (0.2258)
spreading your legs (0.2258)
penis (0.2264)
the internet (0.2268)
making love above the pub (0.2273)
cooking bacon (0.2273)
ATM machines (0.2273)
cut and pasting a webcomic (0.2273)
takin it to the streets (0.2273)
pictures for sad children (0.2286)
writing slashfiction about webcomic authors (0.2286)
wondering if there's a way to extract all of these autofill regrets into a text file for saving and possibly choosing the better ones (0.2286)
not settling down when all your friends did (0.2286)
a lifetime dedicated to public displays of air guitar (0.2286)
what happened in vegas (0.2286)
optical illusions (0.2292)
turning up at Ryan's door covered in mustard (0.2292)
studying linguistics (0.2308)
filling your thesis with references to monkeys (0.2308)
being your mother's child (0.2308)
having an affair with the flirty executive assistant (0.2308)
having an adolescent crush on Christopher Walken (0.2308)
actually finding pigeons more cute than vermin like (0.2308)
that dreaming is free (0.2308)
birth control (0.2308)
not having a penis (0.2308)
puttin' on the ritz (0.2308)
eating cheese just for the sake of eating cheese (0.2308)
that you like pie quite a bit (0.2308)
horseshoe crabs (0.2308)
stories about elves and unicorns (0.2308)
vaguely effeminate dancing frogs (0.2308)
a French guy who looks like Janice Dickinson wearing a strap on under a fancy ball gown, just to piss off his rich bitch girlfriend and her annoying family (0.2308)
lying about how spicy it was (0.2308)
extra cheese (0.2308)
running away from indie cred, even though you listen to some of the music (0.2308)
Pootie Tang being hated by critics (0.2308)
the general awesomeness of blacklights (0.2308)
eating lunch yesterday (0.2308)
leaving a legacy (0.2308)
reading every single Dinosaur Comic from beginning to end in a single sitting (0.2308)
reproducing via meiosis (0.2308)
globalisation (0.2308)
preferring women with body hair over women who shave (0.2308)
buying a chocolate bar without checking the label first, only to find it had peanuts in it (0.2320)
being crazy and or retarded (0.2326)
spending a whole bunch of time reading random articles on wikipedia (0.2326)
chewing bubblegum (0.2326)
that your delicious cheeseburger was made from a cow whose cause of death was predicted by an infallible machine (0.2326)
learning all the elements in the periodic table in order (0.2328)
my high GPA in high school (0.2333)
your haircut (0.2333)
referring to water as hydrogen hydroxide, as a means to both achieve maximal accuracy from the perspective of how the atoms are actually connected, and freaking people out (0.2333)
getting out of bed this morning (0.2333)
Grad school (0.2336)
only that you have but one life to give for your country (0.2340)
log cabin (0.2340)
sticking with your major (0.2340)
spending an entire day listening to the same song on repeat (0.2348)
retiring early (0.2353)
dancing with the devil in the pale moon light (0.2353)
writing the letter "x" backwards and upsidedown (0.2353)
tapping her mana (0.2353)
growing a handlebar moustache (0.2353)
eating babies (0.2353)
thinking that dinosaur might be good to eat, depending on the species, but wondering if the size of the animal would effect the texture of the meat or something like that (0.2353)
going to church (0.2353)
paying for something with fifteen dollars in quarters (0.2353)
deep frying boring healthy food (0.2353)
the moon (0.2353)
anonymity (0.2353)
wearing that outfit at the same time she did (0.2353)
wearing hipster glasses (0.2360)
leaving the farm (0.2368)
irony (0.2368)
getting hooked on Harry Potter or Twilight (0.2375)
adding this to StumbleUpon (0.2381)
buying a Wii (0.2381)
selling your nintendo wii (0.2381)
being the latest in nerd technology (0.2381)
reading, that shit is crazy (0.2381)
ice cream (0.2381)
making fun of people who instigate fights in YouTube's comments section (0.2381)
eating that piece of chocolate (0.2381)
doing it for the lulz (0.2386)
Skipping the Fiance's family Easter Dinner to play xbox and go to a concert (0.2389)
missing Efterklang at the Dublin Docklands (0.2400)
falling in love (0.2400)
going to an Ivy League school (0.2400)
losing your religion, like in that one song (0.2400)
eating a vegan (0.2400)
impersonating that person (0.2400)
helvetica (0.2400)
Paris (0.2400)
inventing a maneuver (0.2400)
playing god (0.2400)
trying something new (0.2404)
orthodontics (0.2407)
using flesh for digestive energy (0.2411)
Dresden Codak (0.2414)
still knowing the lyrics to nineties pop songs (0.2414)
nothing (0.2421)
smoking pot (0.2421)
going through a Bob Marley phase in college, like EVERYONE else (0.2424)
love (0.2424)
asking her out (0.2435)
the english alphabet (0.2436)
starting that fire (0.2439)
not being on fire (0.2444)
giving up eating mammals (0.2460)
rereading all the harry potter books (0.2462)
dating someone much younger (0.2474)
breaking up with my first love (0.2482)
not giving David Gwilliam kisses before he got married (0.2500)
line dancing while drunk (0.2500)
getting a liberal arts education (0.2500)
having sex with your boss' underage daughter (0.2500)
getting divorced (0.2500)
your very existence (0.2500)
trolling the UK government petition site with stupid petitions you know would be rejected (0.2500)
Ryan getting the Regret Index back up (0.2500)
being necessarily clever (0.2500)
being born during the hot war (0.2500)
being a huge nerd (0.2500)
having sexy intestines (0.2500)
wondering what kind of girl would be impressed with somebody smoking, it doesn't seem that difficult to do (0.2500)
going the extra mile (0.2500)
ira glass vs philip glass in "glass warfare" (0.2500)
the existence of the interrobang! (0.2500)
a clandestine meating (0.2500)
the simpsons (0.2500)
all of the weird things you are a fan of (0.2500)
being The One (0.2500)
making fun of fat swans (0.2500)
falling in love with the majesty of colors (0.2500)
living and learning (0.2500)
life being so tasty (0.2500)
lesbians (0.2500)
underboob (0.2500)
being a pc (0.2500)
eating creepy things because they're tasty (0.2500)
deliberately misunderstanding offensive slang by taking it literally, ie assume when someone says 'faggot' that they refer to a bundle of sticks or twigs (0.2500)
having so many ideas (0.2500)
fluffy cats (0.2500)
putting mixed veggies in your scrambled eggs (0.2500)
having a cute little white butt (0.2500)
the Pythagorean theorem (0.2500)
loving songs that have really depressing lyrics to go along with a happy beat (0.2500)
liking songs that seem innocent on first listening, but end up being about serial killers or something like that (0.2500)
deep fat frying a twinkie (0.2500)
kareoke (0.2500)
ever saying "no fat chicks" (0.2500)
eating a minimalist (0.2500)
picking up the banana phone (0.2500)
taking the boat (0.2500)
using my mom's deodorant (0.2500)
considering eating two dollars and fifty cents worth of raspberries in one sitting (0.2500)
Snape really dying in book seven (0.2500)
hugging a koala (0.2500)
books (0.2500)
answering the telephone in a foreign language (0.2500)
speaking in spoonerisms (0.2500)
being scared of Kefka (0.2500)
thinking someone was hot just because they were good at maths (0.2500)
correcting people on their improper use of the subjunctive (0.2500)
having low pop culture IQ (0.2500)
knowing she was gay and still dating her (0.2500)
your sudden urge to make brownies (0.2500)
the first time you got drunk (0.2500)
never dealing drugs (0.2500)
sticking it to the man (0.2500)
English (0.2500)
girls, ewwwwww (0.2500)
sexual congress (0.2500)
going fishing with your dad (0.2500)
that Japanese people LOVE coelacanths (0.2500)
that aloe plants are awesome (0.2500)
licking out a feminist (0.2500)
that English is your fourth language and you speak it better than your first but not your second (0.2500)
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yogurt's laxative properties (0.2500)
insisting on precision (0.2540)
eating mexican food (0.2540)
unpacking my adjectives (0.2542)
dyeing your hair (0.2545)
socializing instead of playing video games (0.2556)
chromatic scales (0.2558)
being (0.2558)
tang (0.2564)
not trying alcohol sooner (0.2564)
wishing you could give yourself a blowie (0.2564)
having a winsome onesome (0.2564)
not listening to Billy Zane (0.2564)
not googling The Underfold (0.2568)
sexy times with a friend (0.2570)
homographic homophonic autantonyms (0.2571)
being a socialist (0.2571)
not knowing what the big deal with Twitter is (0.2571)
puppy dawgs (0.2581)
telling him you had feelings for him even though you really didn't know whether he'd reciprocate (0.2581)
quoting that xkcd comic (0.2581)
masturbating (0.2581)
going back for seconds on dessert (0.2582)
buying one of each in EVERY COLOUR (0.2584)
painting your fingernails black (0.2593)
being a Shakespeare nerd (0.2593)
eating macademia nuts (0.2593)
eating tofu (0.2595)
sending emails using your friends emails when he or she leaves themselves logged in and are not looking (0.2600)
the final countdown (0.2600)
eating all the royalty (0.2609)
Philip Fry's eleventh year of living in the future (0.2609)
eating out a feminist (0.2609)
bursting out into evil laughter in a crowded or public place (0.2609)
throwing your underwear onto the stage (0.2609)
going to graduate school (0.2614)
learning lisp (0.2619)
not knowing any ABBA songs by Heart (0.2619)
reading through the entire dinosaur comics archive and then talking like Ryan for the next month (0.2619)
having known love (0.2619)
watching Borat (0.2628)
cooking hamburgers on my engine block (0.2632)
writing a novel (0.2632)
selling myself to science (0.2632)
everything (0.2632)
being winsome (0.2632)
living on the edge (0.2632)
being vaguely european (0.2632)
sexuality (0.2632)
wondering what kind of feelings different animals feel (0.2632)
being there for her when she needed you (0.2632)
wanting gummi bears and or banana chips right now (0.2632)
cleaning up after yourself (0.2632)
polygamy (0.2632)
eating that cookie out of the trash (0.2632)
going commando (0.2632)
your twisted desires (0.2632)
that shorts are comfy and easy to wear (0.2647)
winter (0.2647)
responding with Sassy Molassy (0.2658)
crowdsurfing (0.2667)
mocha (0.2667)
faking your own death (0.2667)
being a dog person (0.2667)
alligators in the sewer (0.2667)
not having tiny brown birds live behind your air conditioner (0.2667)
that all you know about Final Fantasy, you learned from a friend who really liked it when you were teenagers (0.2667)
slowly replacing every part of your body with machinery (0.2667)
reading through the entire dinosaur comics archive and then tasting like Ryan for the next month (0.2667)
letting her sit in the front seat (0.2667)
The Princess Bride (0.2667)
Peeing in someone's drink (0.2667)
eating food that fell on the ground (0.2667)
coming to this site (0.2667)
taking the last brownie (0.2667)
popping the zits on your ass (0.2667)
loving your mama (0.2667)
spooning Jewel's boobs (0.2667)
doing a favour that I knew would not be repayed (0.2674)
living drug free (0.2692)
white text on a dark background (0.2692)
that now that the Regret Index is back, you can go back to ignoring your Facebook, Twitter, Livejournal, Tegaki, and Deviantart (0.2692)
remaining a virgin after college (0.2692)
Wagner (0.2692)
listining to something when you know it'll make you cry (0.2692)
your First Time (0.2698)
pokemon (0.2700)
a tiny woman (0.2703)
losing your virginity when you did (0.2703)
switching majors (0.2703)
private school (0.2703)
verbing words (0.2703)
going POOP (0.2703)
not memorising every Star Trek episode (0.2705)
eating pistachio nuts (0.2708)
putting these dumb questions on here (0.2716)
joining community theater (0.2727)
building a birdhouse in your soul (0.2727)
not shaving for a month (0.2727)
being the king of all cosmos (0.2727)
being the cool aunt or uncle instead of having kids (0.2727)
a giant cup of hot chocolate, complete with little marshmellows and cream (0.2727)
challenging someone to a duel via a glove to the face (0.2727)
going wee wee wee all the way home (0.2727)
M C Escher (0.2727)
dating (0.2727)
wishing you was a tiger (0.2727)
theamazingregretindexing (0.2727)
being childfree (0.2727)
ripping off penis jokes (0.2727)
drinking from the tap (0.2727)
saying the name of the Scottish play (0.2727)
loving Canada (0.2727)
floating in a most peculiar way (0.2727)
boneless skinless chicken breasts (0.2727)
not eating my shorts (0.2727)
hide and seek (0.2727)
pushing it real good (0.2727)
pushing it well (0.2727)
going to the fancy dress party as Batman, knowing full well that the theme had no conceivable connection to Batman (0.2727)
making friends with a cat named Badger (0.2727)
eating bacon made from pigs that had swine flu (0.2727)
opening a nice, refreshing Tab (0.2727)
brutal legend (0.2727)
going out to the woods today (0.2727)
taking up the ukulele (0.2727)
uisng pirate insults in a real fight (0.2727)
OGC Man (0.2727)
loving (0.2727)
changing your name (0.2727)
not sleeping with that tranvestite (0.2727)
banjo dueling (0.2727)
hasbro (0.2727)
wondering where all these regretters came from (0.2727)
making references to poetry (0.2727)
Taking an art degree (0.2727)
sighing (0.2727)
whaling on the moon (0.2727)
cooking yourself a lavish meal and not sharing it with anyone (0.2746)
eating that last cookie (0.2747)
living with your mother (0.2750)
picking Charmander (0.2750)
that your livingroom is full of dancers (0.2759)
for some reason having a bias against nicotine (0.2759)
flames (0.2759)
the venture brothers (0.2759)
coming on to the regret index (0.2759)
opening the windows (0.2759)
fasting (0.2759)
listening to a favorite song on repeat for hours (0.2759)
having that threesome (0.2766)
super fat hippos (0.2766)
using this site to admit your regrets (0.2766)
getting (0.2768)
asking them out (0.2770)
your wares (0.2778)
giving your best when you know it won't be enough (0.2778)
not keeping up with the jonesing (0.2778)
asking them to wait for you (0.2778)
walruses (0.2778)
looking at gross and fascinating things on Wikipedia (0.2778)
eating boxed triceratops (0.2778)
wondering why rachel has returned to commenting without using her name (0.2778)
being Ryan (0.2778)
not taking home ec in junior high (0.2778)
liking fat thighs you can not lie (0.2778)
not telling your parents (0.2788)
memorizing Monty Python and the Holy Grail (0.2791)
getting mushrooms on your pizza (0.2796)
watching House (0.2797)
not having an abortion (0.2800)
learning so many digits of pi (0.2800)
that someone keeps looking at my submitted regrets and combining them to form hilarious new ones (0.2800)
being well envoweled (0.2800)
not owning a single pair of tube socks (0.2800)
being well endowed (0.2800)
coming out (0.2800)
going back in time to punch nazis in da face (0.2800)
that you were only referring to the subjects of ABBA's music primarily seeming to come from a feminine point of view, but yeah, you don't mind referring to longhaired blonde Swedish dudes as "chicks" (0.2800)
spending the entire night going through the archives of that webcomic (0.2804)
doing acid (0.2813)
boats (0.2813)
wanting to discover life with someone (0.2813)
zombies ate my neighbors (0.2813)
your gay experience (0.2817)
missing the Butthole Surfers concert (0.2821)
throwing your hands up in the air, waving them around like you just don't care (0.2821)
the successful launch of Sputnik I (0.2826)
eating too much at Thanksgiving (0.2836)
flirting with somebody other than your significant other (0.2840)
pooping on a dog (0.2857)
being honest (0.2857)
following a dream even though it didn't work out (0.2857)
fucking his mom (0.2857)
your time machine (0.2857)
eating snakes (0.2857)
your double agency (0.2857)
lurking (0.2857)
using drugs (0.2857)
taking the Amtrak (0.2857)
wanting to ride your bicycle, wanting to ride it when you like (0.2857)
tieing your best friend up (0.2857)
having a detachable penis (0.2857)
that your whole family is made of meat (0.2857)
screaming I LOVE YOU from the top of your lungs (0.2857)
taking an expectorant (0.2857)
ordering from Amazon marketplace (0.2857)
being born after Freddy Mercury died (0.2857)
the ventures (0.2857)
the death of a disco dancer (0.2857)
having your memories backed up on a thumb drive (0.2857)
telling her how you feel (0.2857)
throwing meat at vegans (0.2857)
coconut bras (0.2857)
vowels (0.2857)
living in a country that doesn't have bagged milk (0.2857)
your fingertips tasting like garlic (0.2857)
never doing bad things (0.2857)
kissing him (0.2864)
deciding you are too cool to go to the prom (0.2867)
telling the truth, even though it hurt him (0.2875)
secretly wanting internet fame (0.2877)
intentionally spreading Swine Flu (0.2879)
kissing that boy in Ithaca (0.2885)
rubbing my face in a tiger's belly (0.2889)
playing Spyro (0.2895)
thinking that the dude in the header of this website is kinda cute (0.2895)
hanging out with strangers on public transit (0.2903)
your circumcision (0.2917)
going on to hotornot just to give everyone a really low score to stop them getting big headed (0.2917)
puns (0.2917)
cathedrals (0.2917)
that Weezing is a member of both the Team Rocket Poison Type binary with Arbok, and the Cinnabar Mansion Pollution binary with Muk (0.2917)
not sleeping with him (0.2917)
gazing (0.2917)
loving chocolate so damn much (0.2917)
The Ten Second Rule (0.2917)
that this site is HOT OR NOT for cool people (0.2927)
tackling her (0.2927)
sleeping with your best friend (0.2931)
taking the red pill (0.2933)
getting it pierced (0.2941)
going to a tiny college (0.2941)
only wanting to see Wolverine because of the hot, hairy Liev Schreiber (0.2941)
every sexual experience you've ever had (0.2941)
driving all day in order to pick up your brother, who is coming home for the summer (0.2941)
accidentally setting my balls on fire with a barbecue lighter (0.2941)
being a child once (0.2941)
coming from the land of the ice and snow, from the midnight sun where the hot springs flow (0.2941)
using ghee as an intimate lubricant (0.2941)
not voting for the President (0.2941)
rioting with the frenzied mob (0.2941)
that fry is your favorite character on futurama (0.2941)
only listening to good music (0.2941)
adding a new regret (0.2941)
not giving change to what you thought was a homeless guy but was just some dude in need of a shower (0.2941)
taking it all off (0.2941)
the flowers that bloom in the spring (0.2941)
wondering how one gets a job as a taxidermist and bone cleaner (0.2941)
your internet name lasting this long (0.2941)
peeing in the shower (0.2941)
using only one pokemon (0.2941)
giving that bum some money (0.2947)
running away with the circus (0.2951)
waking up this morning (0.2954)
chewing on things (0.2963)
cutting off your long hair (0.2963)
spin the bottle (0.2963)
wondering if anyone has the old regret list (0.2963)
eating some vittles (0.2963)
pressing that big button (0.2963)
forgetting sarah marshall (0.2963)
geometry (0.2963)

most voted regrets

meeting Brian Peppers (12560/0.9789)
Kento (2759/0.9993)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2430/0.0000)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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most discussed regrets

that the comments here came back (10)
wondering if you wrote the comment on two two seven oh one (9)
the regulars using regret number one seven five two five two message each other (4)
having garlicky fingers (4)
mimel noara (4)
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