T-Rex: Man, I've been feeling down all morning. What could possibly cheer me up?
Creepy voice(s): PENETRATION

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Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: And so my damn freaky raccoon and cephalopod neighbours were all "penetration" and then I froze, and THEN, I ran away. Why are they always up in my base, freaking out my dudes?
Dromiceiomimus: They're just teasing you, T-Rex! They get a rise out of you so they keep at it.
T-Rex: You'd react too! IT'S DAMN UNSETTLING. Plus, they shouted after me about "a new sexual position". Argh!

Utahraptor: So what's so new about it?
T-Rex: I HAVE NO IDEA.

T-Rex: And I don't want to find out! You'd think that anything that could be invented has already been PRETTY MUCH COVERED.
Utahraptor: I still think they're just trying to be your friend. They like you!
T-Rex: They don't like me! They just like freaking me out!

Narrator: LATER:
Creepy voice(s): IT'S GOOD TO HAVE YOU BACK T-REX! COME LEARN ABOUT OUR NEW SEXUAL POSITION.
T-Rex: No, thank you! I am busy with non-disgusting activities!
Creepy voice(s): BUT IT'S CALLED "THE WIDOWMAKER", T-REX
Creepy voice(s): WE NEED YOUR TORSO?