T-Rex: Okay, so perhaps there ARE those who find old jokes in old books to be hilarious, and we just happen to have different senses of humour! IT MAY HAVE BEEN A MISTAKE TO GENERALIZE ACROSS EVERY LIVING THING THAT CAN LAUGH, AND ALSO READ.
T-Rex: This I do concede!
T-Rex: But, I still think that it's true that, given a random joke from the present and one from the past, the average person will be more likely to laugh at the present joke, just because they have more context. I'm convinced present-day jokes about airplane food will fade in cultural relevance and become less funny as airplanes are replaced by HoverPants!
Utahraptor: Hey, nice move, T-Rex!
T-Rex: Ah, you refer to my classy search for a middle ground!
Utahraptor: No, I meant the whole "shift the argument to the future" thing, so that nobody can disagree with you! It was smooth.
T-Rex: Hee, it's true! It's the same argument, but since the future doesn't exist yet, nobody can really argue with me about it one way or the other!
Narrator: MEANWHILE, IN THE FUTURE:
T-Rex: The hell? What was I saying about us not existing?
Off panel: I dunno man!
T-Rex: I would have words with past T-Rex! That dude has a lot of STALE FRIGGIN' OPINIONS.
ALSO: there are now T-Rex temporary tattoos that you can get! They make you look totally awesome. (That picture is me and my good friends Amanda and Darryl.).
