T-Rex: I am a pretty satisfactory dude, and yet sometimes, I feel incomplete. The reason for this is simple:
T-Rex: I've never been moved to tears by music!
T-Rex: We have this cultural image of some prodigy beautifully playing the piano while everyone in the audience weeps. If I were there I could only look around in confusion! I like music, sure, and some of it is very pretty, but to cry about it? I wouldn't know where to start!
T-Rex: With crying pills, I guess?
Utahraptor: Hey, do crying pills really exist?
T-Rex: You know, I have no idea!
T-Rex: Maybe they do, but they're just super spicy pills, so people's eyes well up when they bite into them. Anyway!
Utahraptor: Anyway!
Utahraptor: I've seen you cry at movies.
T-Rex: Man, that was because movies can have sad narratives! Music just has a bunch of notes that I am entirely unable to relate to in any emotional context.
T-Rex: On account of my untrained ears and my magnificent manly heart?
