T-Rex: Okay okay SO - am I making the best use of my time? Judging by the success of others the answer may well be, in fact, "PERHAPS NOT".

Narrator: BACKSTORY: T-REX IS WORRIED HE'S NOT AS AFFLUENT AS HE SHOULD BE?

T-Rex: I've never really cared about being rich before, but on the other hand having disposable income is sort of alright! Is wanting more money the first step on the path to becoming more and more right wing as I get older? Such a trajectory IS one I have sometimes observed in my peers and elders.

Utahraptor: Wait, I'm confused. Are you worried about not being rich, or about drifting to the right?
T-Rex: Neither! Both?

T-Rex: I'm - I dunno. I guess I'm worried about only getting one shot at life and messing it up, or not making the best of it.
Utahraptor: These are serious fears that will likely haunt you till old age, some of them no doubt blossoming into a startling and varied garden of regret!

Narrator: UTAHRAPTOR: A GUY WHO IS NOT HELPING RIGHT NOW
T-Rex: FRIGGIN' GARDENS OF REGRET!!