T-Rex: There was a mouse in my house last night. A mouse! In my house! That rhymes!
T-Rex: But that's not important right now!
T-Rex: This mouse was not only in my house but in my kitchen and on my kitchen counter. Clearly, he needs to die!
Dromiceiomimus: Awwww, T-Rex! Can't you just use a humane trap instead of killing him?
T-Rex: FINE.
Narrator: A FEW DAYS LATER:
Utahraptor: How's the mouse situation?
T-Rex: Sadly unchanged!
T-Rex: I'm at an impasse! I don't want to kill him, but I figure if I use a humane trap to release him somewhere else, I'm just shifting the problem to the new dude whose kitchen he moves into.
Utahraptor: Can't mice also live outdoors?
T-Rex: I don't know! I can't look up mice on the internet because my internet is down!
Off panel: What about an encyclopaedia?
T-Rex: Dude, WHAT ABOUT THE INTERNET??
