T-Rex: Today is a good day I think for trying to explore THE VERY LIMITS OF MY OWN BODY.
T-Rex: By which I mean "examining instinctual responses", of course!
T-Rex: I find the idea of instincts interesting. What's it like having a drive to do something but not really understanding why? Have I ever felt an instinctive urge like that?
T-Rex: Well! I intend to find out, using the power of science coupled with the power of auto-experimentation!
Narrator: SOON:
Utahraptor: So, how's the experiment going?
T-Rex: TOTALLY SUCKY!
T-Rex: I can't figure out what I should be testing. What are some instincts people have?
Utahraptor: Oh, well, you could always put your favourite food in your mouth and try not to chew or swallow it. It's possible to do this, but the desire to eat it is strong. Tada! Instinct!
T-Rex: Ooh! OR, I could surround myself with attractive and sexually-available women and then try not to have the intercourse with them!
Off panel: That seems more like an excuse for group sex than actual science.
T-Rex: EXPERIMENT: APPROVED??
