T-Rex: Knowing that the Utahraptor and I have had an illicit affair has put a new spin on our relation.
T-Rex: I hope that the easy camaraderie we share will not be lost.
T-Rex: I also hope I was the one who ended it!
Narrator: THREE YEARS AGO
T-Rex: What about all the good times we shared? How can you be so cold-blooded?
T-Rex: Or was that a lie too?
Dromiceiomimus: I
Dromiceiomimus: I'm sorry
T-Rex: That was indeed a difficult breakup. I'd prefer to be the person ending it, given the choice!
Utahraptor: *ahem*
T-Rex: Eh?
Utahraptor: I just wanted to say that I will always treasure the short time we spent together, and I hope that in time you will understand how I feel.
T-Rex: 〚thinks〛 It's such a little thing to weep,
T-Rex: 〚thinks〛 so short a thing to sigh;
T-Rex: 〚thinks〛 And yet by trades
T-Rex: 〚thinks〛 the size of these
T-Rex: 〚thinks〛 We men and women die!
T-Rex: 〚thinks〛 -Emily Dickinson
