T-Rex: I think that there's no animal more symbolic than birds. They're so SAD!
Narrator: BIRDS ARE SAD COMICS
Dromiceiomimus: Sad? I never saw them as sad. If anything, they represent freedom, the giddy joy of flight and exploration and the promise of a better tomorrow! T-Rex: Yeah, that's true. But whenever birds settle in an environment where there are no predators, the first thing they lose is their ability to fly. It seems the evolutionary purpose of flight is simply to avoid being eaten!
Utahraptor: And that's sad, T-Rex? T-Rex: The idea of birds forgetting how to fly? Yeah, that's sad!
T-Rex: And man, imagine a pure white bird, a father of two baby chicks, lying dead and motionless on the sidewalk, killed because it flew into an office window? That's SUPER sad! T-Rex: Go on, imagine it as hard as you can! Utahraptor: Okay.
Narrator: THEY BOTH TRY: T-Rex and off panel: Awwwwwwwwwwwww!
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This comic is from June 21st, 2005! I didn't write things down here back then. Or maybe I did, and they are now LOST FOREVER. But here is a random merchandise image; perhaps you are... tantalized?
