T-Rex: Would a rude stranger's unsolicited opinion change your mind on something?
T-Rex: Probably not, right?
T-Rex: See, THIS is why hate mail doesn't work. You can't say "hey, I think you suck" because you're just one guy! It doesn't matter!
T-Rex: BUT: if you say "hey, me and all my friends think you suck! P.S. I have two (2) friends" then you have just MULTIPLIED the effect of your hate mail!
Dromiceiomimus: That's a pro-tip for all you hate-mailers out there.
Utahraptor: What about "me and everyone I know (5 guys, 65 dogs) think you suck"?
T-Rex: Oh dang!
T-Rex: That one is DEVASTATING, but only because of the dogs. I can easily disappoint five guys before breakfast - AND I HAVE - but to let down even a SINGLE good dog? I would be CRESTFALLEN.
Utahraptor: And to let that dog down so much that they learnt to WRITE just to tell you that?
T-Rex: No!!
Off panel: And if that VERY good dog was SO SINCERE in their disappointment that they SIGNED their letter... with an adorable INKY PAW PRINT?
T-Rex: No. No!
T-Rex: NO NO NO!!