T-Rex: My memories contain my history, my relationships - the very SOUL of who I am. They are unique, irreplaceable, absolutely singular.
T-Rex: So... time to FORGET THEM OVER TIME, I GUESS??
T-Rex: What the hell, brains? Who decided it was a rad thing to have us FORGET WHO WE ARE OVER TIME? That's WILD. That's HOG WILD. The greatest argument in history against intelligent design is MY BODY, RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW.
God: HEY
T-Rex: I said what I said!!
Utahraptor: Yeah, but you don't forget EVERYTHING.
T-Rex: How do you know?
T-Rex: We have no way to back up our memories, AND no index of what they contain! Things disappear silently ALL THE TIME, and we'll never know what's there. Hell, the universe itself could've STARTED ten seconds ago, and we were all created with a bunch of FAKE MEMORIES, and we'd have NO WAY to know!
God: DANG YOU FIGURED IT OUT REALLY FAST THIS TIME
T-Rex: Wait, really?
God: YEAH THE LAST RECORD WAS 13.8 BILLION YEARS AND YOU GOT IT IN 13.8 SECONDS
God: HECKS AND DANGS MY DUDES
God: HECKS AND GOSH-DARNED DANGS