T-Rex: Our lives are finite, and one day they will end - possibly suddenly AND by surprise!
T-Rex: Whoops!
T-Rex: Really sorry if you're just hearing this now for the first time!!
T-Rex: Anyway, that's Fact One. Fact Two is that there are more movies than we can watch in a lifetime, more games than we can ever play in a lifetime, more books than we can read in a DOZEN lifetimes. EVERY SINGLE TIME we choose to enjoy one instance of art, we're shutting out dozens, hundreds more - media that we will NEVER ENJOY!
T-Rex: The clock's ticking, babies! Hope you choose well, because there's no second chances!
Utahraptor: Sure, T-Rex!
Utahraptor: But that's what CRITICS are for: they spend THEIR finite lives reviewing TONS and TONS of material, so that WE can spend more of OUR finite lives on the good stuff! The word "hero" gets thrown around a lot these days, but in this case, it DEFINITELY applies to critics.
T-Rex: Damn. So true!
Narrator: PS: DON'T FORGET TO TELL EVERYONE ABOUT DINOSAUR COMICS AND HOW YOU THINK IT'S SUPER COOL AND GREAT! BUT IF YOU THINK IT'S BAD, THEN UH, I GUESS IGNORE THIS PRO-CRITICS COMIC AND JUST DON'T TELL ANYONE YOUR OPINIONS EVER AGAIN
Narrator: IT'LL BE FINE, I PROMISE
