Devil: MMM GREETINGS T-REX
T-Rex: The Devil!
Devil: INDEED
Devil: AND I COME TO YOU WITH A PROPOSAL
Devil: I BELIEVE WE SHOULD MAKE REAL LIFE MORE LIKE VIDEO GAMES
T-Rex: Love it! I can't wait to eat a whole roast chicken that I find just sitting inside a wall, or in a trash can, and it restores my health. I say this with absolute sincerity: I truly look forward to all my health care needs being met by eating big ol' chickens.
Utahraptor: Life's gonna be more like video games from now on?
T-Rex: It sure will!!
Utahraptor: Oh thank goodness. Thank goodness. I, in contrast, truly look forward to leaving my house on day and the sun coming alive and swooping down and trying to kill me. It was a perfect plot twist in Mario 3, and it will be a perfect plot twist in real life too.
Utahraptor: Can't wait.
Off panel: Plus, when we die, we'll get to play our whole lives over again! Only our younger siblings might be playing as us, because Mom says its their turn now.
T-Rex: EUGH
T-Rex: They're gonna screw EVERYTHING UP
