God: T-REX DO YOU EVER GET JEALOUS
T-Rex: Sure I do!!

T-Rex: I get SO jealous...
God: HOW JEALOUS DO YOU GET

T-Rex: I get SO jealous that people who WANT to be better at jealousy are jealous of ME!
Dromiceiomimus: Wow, man, that doesn't sound healthy.
T-Rex: Oh no, it's not! Hah hah hah. I didn't mean to imply it was GOOD. It's BAD, Dromiceiomimus.
T-Rex: It's REAL bad.

Utahraptor: Do you - want some help with this? I know a guy.
T-Rex: Yes please!

Narrator: LATER, AFTER SEVERAL SESSIONS OF PROFESSIONAL HELP:
T-Rex: Okay, I'm better now! I still get jealous, but like - the NORMAL amount.
Utahraptor: That's great!
T-Rex: I get the amount of jealous that it's SUPER COOL to be.
Utahraptor: ...Uh.

T-Rex: In fact, I get SUCH a normal and cool amount of jealous that other people are like, "DAMN I wish that were me!"!!
Off panel: T-Rex...
T-Rex: I know, I know. I'm work in progress, okay??
T-Rex: And that work is TAKIN' ITS TIME, BAYBEE