T-Rex: Did everyone else know and they just didn't tell me? Was it supposed to be a big secret for my entire life??

T-Rex: When was anyone going to tell me that pilates was invented by, and I quote, "JOE PILATES"??

Dromiceiomimus: C'mon, T-Rex. Be serious. That can't be true.
T-Rex: I'm truly sorry, but it's absolutely true!
Dromiceiomimus: Well, I didn't know either! Did everyone else know and they just didn't tell me? Was it supposed to be a big secret for my entire life??
T-Rex: RIGHT??

Utahraptor: ...I knew about it.
T-Rex: WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US?

Utahraptor: Because we all have to get up every morning and live in this world, and it's hard enough already WITHOUT the knowledge that pilates was invented by Joe Pilates! Imagine the chaos if that WAS known, along with the guillotine being invented by Joe Guillotin, and mason jars by Johnny Mason??

Narrator: LATER: EVERYONE FINDS OUT, AND THERE IS CHAOS.
T-Rex: Frig, he was RIGHT!
T-Rex: Luckily all the chaos is further away from me in this particular instant, giving the appearance of ordinary calmness, but it's still REALLY bad!!