God: T-REX IT'S TIME TO LEARN HOW TO TALK TO STRANGERS
T-Rex: I was told not to do that as a kid!
God: YEAH BUT AS AN ADULT YOU HAVE TO DO IT IF YOU WANT NEW FRIENDS
T-Rex: No way! I'll just talk to my EXISTING friends!
God: SURE BUT THEY COULD ALWAYS MOVE AWAY OR GET BUSY WITH KIDS AND THEN EVENTUALLY YOU'RE GOING TO NEED NEW FRIENDS ANYWAY
T-Rex: Then I'll do it how I always do it!
God: SURE BUT YOUR NORMAL "BE IN CLOSE PROXIMITY FOR MONTHS AND MONTHS WITH HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE THANKS TO SCHOOL" TECHNIQUE WON'T WORK
God: DUE TO NO LONGER BEING IN SCHOOL
Utahraptor: What's going on, T-Rex?
T-Rex: Well, God thinks I should learn how to make new friends!
Utahraptor: Is that - a threat? Against me and Dromiceiomimus?
T-Rex: I don't...
T-Rex: ...huh.
T-Rex: Frig, MAYBE?
God: JESUS I TELL THIS GUY TO GET OUT MORE AND HE SOMEHOW TURNS IT INTO A THREAT
T-Rex: It's weird to hear you say "Jesus" like that.
God: WHAT
God: I WAS JUST TELLING HIM PERSONALLY