T-Rex: Okay, so you know how some people talk about falling in love at first sight? About how when you meet the right person, you'll Just Know and it's like lightning??
T-Rex: I THINK I JUST EXPERIENCED THAT.

T-Rex: But in REVERSE!!

T-Rex: I met a guy at a wedding and OH BROTHER, did this guy grate on me! I didn't like what he said, and I didn't like how he said it! Even his CADENCE was irritating. His CADENCE, Dromiceiomimus!!
Dromiceiomimus: Oh my gosh, you met your Reverse Soul Mate?
T-Rex: I - I think I DID!

Utahraptor: So what now? What's the next step?
T-Rex: To NEVER SEE HIM AGAIN.

T-Rex: I assume he found ME as irritating as I found him. You know that wonderful feeling of excitement and anticipation you get when you look forward to a day off at the water park? I get that feeling when I look forward to NOT seeing this stupid guy EVER AGAIN in my ENTIRE LIFE. Woooo! I CAN'T WAIT!

T-Rex: Every moment of my life when he's not around is now suddenly BETTER, thanks to the knowledge that this guy's not in 'em!
Off panel: It sounds like you have a problem.
T-Rex: I don't think so; I love being alive??
T-Rex: And NOT near that guy??