T-Rex: Time for me to get an ASSUMED NAME. And I'm not talking nicknames here!

T-Rex: I'm talking full criminal intent alibi documents!!

T-Rex: See, MY thinking is, by the time you NEED an assumed name, it's already way too late. But if I have ALREADY set up a whole new identity that's ready to go, then when I need it, it's as easy as crackin' my safe of those bad boys open and I'm good to go!
T-Rex: T-Rex is gone, so say hello to T-Tex! Or if that fails, his twin T-Mex!!

Utahraptor: You may want to build a new identity that's not QUITE so adjacent to your current one.
T-Rex: Noted!

Utahraptor: You may also want to note that it is, in fact, illegal to have a safe full of passports of people who don't exist but who look like you, even if you never use them.
T-Rex: But that's the best part! T-REX is the one who did the crime, and he's GONE! That guy T-SEX is an unrelated bystander!

T-Rex: One who, I might add, has a FAMOUS amount of sexual congress. It says so on his passport!
Off panel: Nevermind! This is sliding into the realm of "roleplay and fantasy" and not "crimes".
T-Rex: How did he convince the government to print "SEX: yes please" on it??