Narrator: I DID NOTHING ON MY DAY OFF
Narrator: a comic to refer to when someone asks you what you did on your day off

Narrator: (it's nothing)
Narrator: (you did nothing)

Narrator: YOU CAN BE HONEST:
T-Rex: Felt like sitting around and doing nothing, so I sat around and did nothing. No regrets.
T-Rex: ...Save for the regret that it opened my eyes to how good that was.
T-Rex: Upon consideration I do kinda regret that new knowledge, for there truly is NO going back.

Narrator: OR ANTICAPITALIST:
T-Rex: I won't be defined by my productivity!
Utahraptor: There's more to life than work!

Narrator: OR YOU CAN LIE:
T-Rex: On my day off I read a book, and I built a small shed, and I baked some muffins, and I donated to charity - oh! And I ran a marathon. AND I did all of 'em AT THE SAME TIME.

Narrator: BUT IT IS POSSIBLE TO LIE TOO MUCH:
T-Rex: And... I was naked for EVERY SECOND OF IT??
Narrator: NO I MEANT YOU WERE ALREADY LYING TOO MUCH
T-Rex: Ohhhhhh