T-Rex: History goes back a long way! You might think your birth was a while back, but it turns out people where out there doing all sorts of stuff even before THAT happened!

T-Rex: And this is despite you not being around to witness it! Sheesh!

T-Rex: And here you're probably thinking "okay so there's history going back - what, a few dozen years?" but NO, it goes back further. Centuries! Hundreds of centuries! There's events that happened BILLIONS of years ago that we're still talking about, especially if they were really big bangs!!

Utahraptor: Surely that's enough history then!
T-Rex: You'd think so, right?

T-Rex: But NO. We're constantly making MORE history. Every second of every day events keep happening, and worse, SOME OF THESE EVENTS ARE WRITTEN DOWN. People REMEMBER them! History is getting larger every day, and NOBODY KNOWS how to stop it. It's like a balloon that keeps expanding, much like the Big Bang!

T-Rex: Oh! The "Big Bang" is one of those events from billions of years ago that I mentioned earlier.
Off panel: Is it worth looking into further?
T-Rex: Utahraptor!
T-Rex: It is not!!