Off panel: Hey T-Rex, I have some HOT GOSS!
T-Rex: I love hot goss! Lay it on me!
Off panel: A mutual friend of ours is very sick!!

Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: THAT WAS NOT HOT GOSS!!

T-Rex: Hot goss is supposed to be FUN, Dromiceiomimus! IT'S LITERALLY HOT GOSSIP.
T-Rex: People hooking up a party is hot goss! A mammal getting a bad haircut is hot goss! I don't like hearing that ANY friend is sick, but I ESPECIALLY don't like hearing it after being primed for some GOSS that is HOT!!

Utahraptor: Oh, I've got some very hot goss for you then, T-Rex!
T-Rex: THANK you. I'm all ears!

Utahraptor: You know our mutual friend - the pterosaur who's been happily married for six years and had that kid a few years back?
T-Rex: Of course!
Utahraptor: Well, she's getting divorced - apparently it's been coming for a while. It's very sad for everyone.

Banner: Okay, wow, that is NOT what "hot goss" is
T-Rex: Utahraptor! This banner above me, which demands your attention, might save us both valuable seconds!!