T-Rex: I haven't laughed so hard that I peed myself for years. Years!

T-Rex: YEARS!!

T-Rex: How come? How come I haven't hee-hawed my way into a soggy surprise? Why haven't I of late encountered a chuckleprompt that produces as much bladderjuice as it does hee-haws?
Dromiceiomimus: I wish there were a better way of putting that.
T-Rex: Alas! One can't improve on perfection.

Utahraptor: You simply got better at controlling your bodily functions, dude!
T-Rex: Aw man!

T-Rex: I was hoping the answer was there was a lost breed of ultracomedy that I could recover and, yes, weaponize, but your explanation makes sense. I guess my plans for Leave Me Alone Or I'll Tell The Joke That Makes You Pee are best left as a revenge fantasy.
T-Rex: *sigh*

〚daydream〛
Off panel: Hah hah hah! Oh noooo!
T-Rex: Hah hah hah! YES!
T-Rex: Oh no it got me too