T-Rex: When it comes to water, Earth sure has a lot of it! Some might even say...

T-Rex: ...a SUSPICIOUSLY large amount??

T-Rex: I'm just asking questions here, but why would a planet FAMOUSLY described as "the cradle of all known life in the universe" keep so much water around, ESPECIALLY if it's not - as it CLAIMS - intending to murder all land-life through "accidental" drowning?
T-Rex: Could it be there's MORE going on here than the so-called "authorities" are telling us?

Utahraptor: The oceans are large enough to drown us all DOZENS of times over! Why gather all that liquid unless you're PLANNING that?
T-Rex: YES!

T-Rex: And while we're at it, are we REALLY supposed to believe it's CHANCE that Earth's core just HAPPENS to be designed to keep us out - and to INSTANTLY KILL anyone who ever DOES breach it? If it truly IS just "nickel and iron" down there, as they say, then why go to such lengths securing it? What don't they want us to see?

T-Rex: Also, do they really think I wouldn't notice the ALARMING consistency in how all geophysicists reply to my messages with "how did you get my email lmao"??
T-Rex: BECAUSE LET ME TELL YOU, FOLKS: I HAVE!