Narrator: STRATEGIES FOR SOCIAL INTERACTIONS
Narrator: a comic for people who like interacting with people
Narrator: or find themselves having to do that anyway
Narrator: STRATEGY 1: ASK QUESTIONS
Dromiceiomimus: This is a great strategy. Ask questions about the person you're talking to!
T-Rex: However, they have to be the RIGHT questions. Questions about themselves are great, while questions like "who here would resort to cannibalism first?" are less good.
Dromiceiomimus: And yet, NOBODY KNOWS WHY.
Narrator: STRATEGY 2: BE COOL
Utahraptor: Oh, it definitely helps if you're naturally cool.
T-Rex: And how!
Narrator: STRATEGY 3: GIVE COMPLIMENTS
Utahraptor: But again, they have to be the right compliments. "That sounds awesome" is good, "that sounds awesome, are you... awesome??" is either better or worse, and "I like your normal teeth" is less good, even if their teeth are APPEALINGLY normal.
Narrator: STRATEGY 4: FIND SOMEONE SOCIALLY COMPETENT AND JUST STAND BESIDE THEM
Off panel: This one is actually a viable strategy.
T-Rex: I know! That's how come I've been doing it for years with you, Utahraptor!
Off panel: But - but I'VE been doing it with YOU??