T-Rex: So the year is 1507 and Martin Waldseemüller has just published the world's first map showing the new world as a place separate from Asia, and he's put a name on it!
T-Rex: That name...
T-Rex: ...is AMERICA.
T-Rex: And so everyone's like "awesome, we'll call it America then". But a few years later Martin's like "hmm, actually no, I don't think it should be named 'America' after all, that name blows chunks" -
Dromiceiomimus: Paraphrasing?
T-Rex: Paraphrasing, and so Martin tries to RENAME the continents of the new world for the rest of his life!
Utahraptor: What names does he try?
T-Rex: "Brazil" is one.
T-Rex: But dude, the best one he tries is PARROTLAND. Parrotland!! We could have been living on the continent of NORTH PARROTLAND, featuring the United States of Parrotland, where people sing "Parrotland the Beautiful". EVERYTHING WOULD BE BETTER.
Utahraptor: Damn man. Other timelines really do have the best stuff!
Narrator: MEANWHILE, IN THE PARROTLAND TIMELINE:
T-Rex: Sorry, but they're right!
T-Rex: Everything IS way better here!!
