T-Rex: Good morning! Heads up: it'll rain today at 9am.
Narrator: COMICS THAT WILL ONE DAY BE ACCURATE BUT I CAN'T SAY WHAT DAY THAT'LL BE
T-Rex: That rain will continue for 53 minutes, clear briefly for 2.5 minutes, then continue again for another fifteen minutes.
Dromiceiomimus: And then? Partial clouds??
T-Rex: Oh you KNOW it's gonna be partial clouds!!
Narrator: THUS CONCLUDES COMICS THAT WILL ONE DAY BE ACCURATE BUT I CAN'T SAY WHAT DAY THAT'LL BE
T-Rex: Of course, after the rain and clouds today come the feral kangaroo gangs.
Utahraptor: Is that before or after the meatnadoes?
T-Rex: Both.
T-Rex: Also during.
Narrator: I CAN SAY THAT THIS COMIC COMING TRUE WILL TAKE A WHILE
T-Rex: And then, at 2:36 pm, we'll all accelerate straight up into space at 9.8 m/s² as the Earth's gravity reverses!
Narrator: OKAY NO, NEVERMIND, YOU'RE FINE, WE'RE ALL GOOD
