T-Rex: It occurs to me that I'd appreciate some more mystery in my life! And something else ALSO occurs to me:
T-Rex: I recently saw a t-shirt arguing I should "be the change I want to see in the world"!
T-Rex: So I'm now mysterious, Dromiceiomimus. Compellingly so.
Dromiceiomimus: How's that working out for you?
T-Rex: I'll never tell!!!
Utahraptor: That's less "mysterious" and more "annoying".
T-Rex: Or IS it??
Utahraptor: Hrm. I guess that's a LITTLE mysterious.
T-Rex: If you ask me, it's -- but no, I've already said too much. See, there's a shadowy event in my past which -- but no, I've already said too much again.
Narrator: MEANWHILE, IN THE UNIVERSE WHERE T-REX SAW A SHIRT THAT INSTEAD SAID "DALE'S HARDWARE":
T-Rex: So I say, "If THAT'S my ice cream cone, Doc, then where's the SCALPEL?!"
Narrator: MANY THINGS ARE DIFFERENT HERE BESIDE THE SHIRT; I SHOULD'VE MENTIONED THAT SOONER, SORRY
