T-Rex: I was walking in the woods yesterday and came across a dude sitting on a bench chatting with another dude!

T-Rex: Only the first dude was completely naked!!

Dromiceiomimus: What'd you do?
T-Rex: My friend, I turned around and went the other way.
Dromiceiomimus: Makes sense!
T-Rex: Yeah, I didn't need a naked dude in my life just then!

Utahraptor: Oh dang, you met him too?
T-Rex: I mean - MAYBE?

Utahraptor: I'd like to think there weren't TWO naked guys just chilling out on two separate benches yesterday.
T-Rex: I think I would? That way it's at least a CLUB, or CULTURAL MOVEMENT, or a moment in history facilitating surprise bench nudity.

Narrator: LATER: NOPE, IT WAS JUST ONE NAKED GUY
T-Rex: Is THIS what they mean when they say "may you live in interesting times"??
Off panel: It is not.
T-Rex: Makes sense!!