T-Rex: The date? March 3rd, 1876!
T-Rex: The place? Kentucky!
T-Rex: The type of precipitation?

T-Rex: MEAT

T-Rex: This event, now known as the "Kentucky Meat Shower", happened when small chucks of red meat fell around a 100x50m area in Bath County! It looked like beef, but some guys tasted it and said it tasted more gamey - like lamb or deer. But then some SCIENTISTS looked at it and thought it was LUNG MEAT from either a horse, OR a human baby!

Utahraptor: Y'know, I'm always getting those two confused myself.
T-Rex: Look, we've all been there.

T-Rex: Anyway, the modern consensus is probably some vultures ate something, then got started into taking off as a flock and throwing up, hence the meat. But nobody can say for sure! And that's why if I had a time machine, Kentucky on March 3rd 1876 is where I'D be travelling to.

Narrator: MEANWHILE, IN THE SKIES ABOVE KENTUCKY ON MARCH 3RD 1876:
T-Rex: Oh no, the erratic movement of my flying invisible time machine is making me nauseated!!
T-Rex: Oh noooooooo my temporal destiny foretold in history itself is super stupiiiiiid