T-Rex: Dear God, how come life is so short? How come we don't live forever?
Deer God: YO DEER GOD HERE
Deer God: GOD OF ALL THE DEERS
Deer God: THAT'S ME
T-Rex: Hello! This is not what I requested!
Deer God: PRETTY SURE YOU DID MY BRO
T-Rex: I said "dear" as in "I am starting a letter and, as I'm told Kids Today find 'dear' overly formal and oddly solicitous, my use of the word suggests I am at least twenty years old", not "deer" as in "hoofed ruminant mammal"!
Deer God: WELL YOU GOT THE HOOFED ONE
Deer God: HOLLA
T-Rex: I refuse! I simply shan't holla!!
Utahraptor: At who?
T-Rex: Utahraptor, you know how I can talk to God and nobody else can hear?
Utahraptor: Yes, we're all concerned, and -
T-Rex: Well now I can talk to DEER God too.
Utahraptor: That's... only more concerning?
Deer God: ANYWAY DEER DON'T LIVE FOREVER BECAUSE OF WOLVES SO YOU ASK ME YOU WANNA TALK TO WOLF GOD
T-Rex: Huh!
T-Rex: ...I do, actually
