Narrator: THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH 20 YEARS OF PRACTICE
T-Rex: So many things! Twenty years is a HUGE amount of time!
Narrator: #1: PRODUCE AND RAISE A CHILD
T-Rex: Nah. Next!
Narrator: #2: STUDY AND TRAIN TO BECOME AN ASTRONAUT AND ALSO TRAVEL IN SPACE
T-Rex: I'm too tall, which as already established is the ONLY reason I haven't done it. NEXT!
Narrator: #3: BECOME AN EXPERT MARKSMAN, KARATE MASTER, AND SKYDIVER
T-Rex: Damn!
Utahraptor: Right?!
T-Rex: Okay, that one IS alluring. To think I could've spent the past 20 years becoming great at all three of those things, and not even in that order! I could be a master of hopping out of planes and THEN getting into karate fights on the way down, WHILE ASSASSINATING A THIRD PARTY!
T-Rex: You ever have any regrets over the road not taken?
Off panel: Nah, every time I do an alternate timeline version of my self skydives in and beats me up.
T-Rex: Utahraptor!
T-Rex: That is FASCINATING
