T-Rex: I had a friend (female) who dated her roommate (also female).
T-Rex: Lesbians!
T-Rex: Of course, there's always a danger when you go down the 'date-the-person-you-live-with' road. It could fall apart, not unlike this tiny house.
House: 〚tiny〛 oh baby i'm so glad we already live together and now are in a relationship; it's bound to make things smooth and not at all awkward
T-Rex: They broke up a week later and still had to live together.
Utahraptor: The sting of a failed romance!
Utahraptor: I know it well.
Utahraptor: I too have consummated my love for my roommate of the same gender. Now when I see him (quite often, as it turns out) there is a tension that hurts me.
Utahraptor: Right here.
Narrator: LATER...
T-Rex: 〚large〛 !
T-Rex: 〚thinks〛 I was his roommate!
