T-Rex: Guess what everyone! I'm not a teen anymore!
T-Rex: BUT I STILL GOT A PIMPLE!
T-Rex: Yep, here I am, an ADULT MAN, whose tasks include GRAPPLING WITH MY OWN MORTALITY and, I don't know, PAYING A MORTGAGE or somethin', and I got a PIMPLE.
T-Rex: Like I'm 14 and my biggest concern is SWEATPANTS BONERS.
Utahraptor: Hey, I loved that band!
T-Rex: RIGHT?! SB rocks!
T-Rex: ESPECIALLY when I was 14. Anyway, my POINT is I thought there would be a moment in my life where I would be free from them, where my body would produce an APPROPRIATE amount of oil and dead skin so it wouldn't CLOG ITSELF UP, but nope! Turns out bodies are a nightmare from which we can never escape!!
Off panel: ...Man, I haven't thought about Sweatpants Boners in YEARS.
T-Rex: They were EVERYWHERE you looked when we were 14!
Off panel: Personally, I was terrified about being called up to the front of the class while sporting one [of their albums; again, they are a band].
