T-Rex: Brussels Samoa, the evil genius who was the yin to my superspy character Angola Maldives' yang, was pulling some old tricks today!
T-Rex: TRYING to TAKE OVER the WORLD!!
Dromiceiomimus: Brussels Samoa is a woman?
T-Rex: What? No, he's a dude. Why'd you think he was a woman?
Dromiceiomimus: Oh, when you said the yin to Angola's yang I just assumed female, because yin represents the feminine and yang is masculine.
T-Rex: Wait, really?
Utahraptor: You didn't know? Along with order/disorder, winter/summer, etc.
T-Rex: Not even a little!
T-Rex: I just heard other people use the expression and I thought it sounded cool. Huh. Okay, well, I'M off to go read the Wikipedia page for "yin and yang" and ALSO every unread link contained within, recursively, thereby ensuring I won't be caught ignorant like this again!!
Narrator: 5000 YEARS LATER:
T-Rex: And THAT'S how I found out I was immortal, as long as I never stopped reading Wikipedia!
Off panel: Huh.
T-Rex: Anyway life is okay I guess but every second I'm not reading Wikipedia I'm aging, so I'ma let you go real quick
