Sign: ASK PROFESSOR SCIENCE
T-Rex: Only I steal his mail so really you're asking me, no regrets!!

T-Rex: Our first letter comes from Mary!

T-Rex: Mary writes, "Dear Professor, how much does Jupiter weigh?" An excellent question, and the answer is actually fascinating. It weighs precisely as much as one Planet Jupiter. One Jupiterweight, right on the nose.
T-Rex: Kay, bye Mary, hope this helps!!

Utahraptor: I can't tell if you know that's a real unit of measurement or not.
T-Rex: Wait, what?

T-Rex: The mass of Jupiter really IS one Jupitersworth? SERIOUSLY?? Is science... SUPER EASY??
Utahraptor: I mean, it's usually used COMPARITIVELY with other planets, but yeah. Jupiter mass is the unit of mass equal to the mass of the planet Jupiter.

Banner: Science: super easy
Off panel: I feel like your banner is misleading.
T-Rex: Not if you don't allow followup questions it's not!!